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  • By far the best episode of the series... AoC is the balls.

  • "What Is the name of this song" hhahahahah

  • "Clippy is that you?"

  • why is his urine red?

  • I like how they've gradually revealed that DOB is the real badass of the duo.

  • "why would you need your own urine for a drug test?!" LOL

  • This episode is a masterpiece.

  • Well, Dan, I"M COLORBLIND.....and sometimes I see wires that aren't there."

  • anyone know what song this is

  • I think Adult Swim should pick up the 3 seasons as a short series like Delocated or Squidbillies or ATHF.

  • I've never been more attracted to Dan. And I've always been pretty attracted.

  • I like how, whenever they're doing thing on the computer it's always on an MS Word screen.

  • Fucking Hello !?

  • AH! I love Swaims face is the opening.

  • Windows XP.. Good times

  • Please marry me Soren....

  • Climbing over the divider and desks is the best thing I've seen here

  • I thought the Michael from Cracked TV was a robotic copy. They might be one and the same, after all...

  • If 3:43-4:03 wasn't the funniest 20 seconds of my life, I don't know what was

  • Is Michael freakishly tall or is Dan just very short?

  • @maidmcostumer According to Gladstone, Swaim is huge.

  • @maidmcostumer maybe a little of both swaim has been said to be really tall but in comparison to other people DOB is a little small.....and sexy.

  • @balius88 The only thing that failed was the RU486 your mum took when she was preggers with you.

  • :29

    It's like the Office!

  • oooooh kill me @@

  • fucking hello?

  • "well dan... im colourblind"

  • i really really really wanna work there.

  • "Clippy, is that you?"

    I laughed, so fucking hard.

  • Wait... so does that mean that the Michael here is also the Michael from Cracked TV, who I might point out was an android?

  • Who's the butt-fucker who flagged this? Wow, seriously? GO FUCK WITH SOMEONE ELSES FUN FAGGOT!

  • What's the name of the song playing while they are searching for the bomb?

  • Both Swaim and DOB are beyond hot in this episode. Dan is all muscle, and Swaim looks *fine* in that tank <3

  • Dude is T-Dog related to the chief? I don't know how else he would have become so badass

  • Fu**ing hello?

  • ...What is the name of this song!?

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  • @punishu11, it was the "Damn you economy!" skit :3

  • i'm so going to answer my phone "fucking hello" from now on.rofl

    ;)

  • Women of Classic literature we want to bone. I wish they had made that article.

  • @JRO1646 If it's a woman it's only good for one thing. Fuck literary contributions.

  • He needs to drink more water.

  • "clippy is that you?"

  • "A couple if firsts... spelled wrong"

    "No they're not."

  • I love it.

    *Alarm going off*

    Swaim: "What is the name of this song?"

  • what is the name of this song!?

  • 4:03 is brilliant.

  • 3:13

  • 3:14 fucking hello! LOL

  • omg! the buket mciheal uses is one he uses in one of his sketches for those are'nt  muskets! wow that kicks ass!

  • Wow, DOB is flexible. He's like Sam Fuckin Fisher.

  • Fucking hello?

    what is this song??

  • "ATTENTION MINDLESS EMPLOYEES."

    "yeah?"

  • I'd bang Tess of the D'Urbervilles.

    Hilarious episodes, and loved the Clippy reference.

  • "Daaamn you are good!"

  • fucking hello!?!?!?! i rofl'ed right there

  • WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE SONG?

  • "fucking hello?!?!" lol

  • The golden shit bucket

  • Swaim is my fave!

  • 7:15 Women of classic literature we want to bone.

    +1 for Daisy Buchannan

  • "I've never been more attracted to you." XD

  • CLIPPY!! Ah, the references.

  • Tbone.... girls... dibs

  • Nice, the bucket from the TAM recession sketch. Epic win for recycling.

  • FUCKING HELLO?!?!?!?!?

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  • wat is the name of this song?

  • "Seven: The Untold Chronicles" by "Mescalin Lover"

  • O...this video is funnyyyy! It DOES deserve more views (all the series)... the second half of video was the best :D

  • Amazing videos! It was a hilarious series, hope you guys continue to create more great shits.

  • these guys make me think of clerks---but even better.

  • "clippy is that you?" lmao

  • FISRT FISRT

  • The production and humor of these videos deserve wayyyyyy more views

  • :D that was pretty good actually

  • incredible... keep it up manz

  • I dont think they are much like Jake and amir. Amir is a creepy gay stalker and he is like a child in a mans body.

    Either way, this series is HILARIOUS!

  • They seem to be similar to Jake and Amir, no?

  • they are a bitt... swain is quite like Amir but Daniel isn't much like Jake at all :P

  • Love this, as always :)

  • I love 2:32 more than I think anyone should be allowed to. Also, people should answer their phones "fucking hello??" more often.

  • hahah darth gaydar.

    "and who knows how the internet works"

    ahahah awesome guys. 5/5!!

  • Fuck yeah! I love Agents of Cracked! It's like an insane version of The Office if it lost all it's subtlety but was still incredibly funny.

  • His last name is swaim not swain u fucksticks

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  • FUCKING HELLO!!?

  • WAIT WTF is Michael Swain the newgrounds blockhead guy?

  • You guys are fucking funny.

  • I <3 Michael Swain

  • hilarious

  • lol cracked is my passion

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