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  • yeah, but u need cock

  • why are there so many weirdos now days?

  • @EffayHue the world was always full of weirdos just the internet has brought them into the publtc eye.

  • wow great advice, not really though

  • @smaschannel Well think about it, if woman expressed that they exclusively enjoyed small penises, and that anything under 5 inches was ideal, do you really think guys would still be so obsessed with getting a bigger cock? For the record, I do think it is grossly exaggerated how much woman desire a large penis. Some woman do have bigger vaginas, so they actually need a bigger penis, but many woman (maybe most) are totally content with something in the ballpark of six inches and about 5 around.

  • Tiny penis...... OR A HUGE GAPING HOLE!

  • Hallelujer!

  • this woman is right actually. If is wife is happy she's happy. At the end of the day, men don't really care about penis size, they care about pleasing their woman. A man who's more focused on his own size than his wife's happiness obviously has some issues.

  • these tests were for academic ability, not creativity.. my money would be on whitey for that,, but do not underestimate the asians,, chinese invented way back,, a cart with sails,, so like a green energy car,, spectacles,, pretty handy,, PAPER AND PRINTING!!!!! , concept of helicopter,, and yes rockets and fireworks,, later adapted by whitey into guns and bigger rockets,,discovered fxxxing magnets, how do they work!!??

  • oh, and if you got a big dick, people who used to think or say you have a little one, when they find out you're actually big, they'll find something else to bug you with. For example, okay, maybe he has a weenie, but he doesn't know how to use it.

    wtf? And, some girls will try to set you up for sexual harassment. True, I have a large penis, but I"m not a sex offender! WTF again?

  • I'm not even joking! EVERY time I get a steady girl friend, SHE WANTS TO GET PREGNANT! Why? I didn't think orgasm had anything to do with wanting a baby does it? I CANNOT afford any MORE kids. And, seriously, if a guy (me) is well hung, people want to say stupid shit to piss you off, like, you got no weenie! Why? And, does it make me mad? No way! I just make a joke out of it. And if someone finds out you got a big dick, guess what? they don't want to hire you? why? :-|

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  • Look don't let people put shit in your head. As long as your dick is 3 inches while flaccid your fine. If your a bit smaller then eat her pussy and do lots of foreplay, it'll still make the sex good. And finger her while you fuck her. I'm about 5 inches flaccid and I still do this stuff. So don't let people get in your head.

  • @FortQuestKnowledge

    3 inches flaccid...damn...i'm only 1 and a half flaccid. fuckin jerk

  • @RomulanMastermind no1 gives a shit about flaccid because flaccid is not what women want, women want rock hard cock because rock hard is what is going to beat up their walls.

    Did you know how stretchy your skin is determines if you are going to be hung while limp or not? Guys who are hung limp, when they get erected, their penis does not grow at all. Also guys who are above 7 inches start having trouble getting fully erect which would explain why there is more 4-6 inch dicks then about 6.

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  • I would like an honest opinion from a woman of mine because my gf left me and she cheated.

  • Noodles! Italian men,,,,,,

  • Hi I'm a 16 years old Asian and my penis size is 5.3, is that small or perfect? Please reply;}

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  • @tuismmm small

  • @tuismmm About average

  • @tuismmm As long as your penis is about 3 inches while flaccid your perfectly ok.

  • @tuismmm that's very average for an asian,, maybe even bigger than an average adult asian,, asian girls have much smaller vaginas than white and black girls.

  • Wow, sound advice is actually pretty rare, but I think I just witnessed some.

  • lemme ask a question to any chick who wants to answer because obviously this chinese chick is on drugs. Would you rather a thick dick or a long dick??? Lets say a dick around 6 inches thick but only 4 inches or a long dick 3 inches wide but 7 inches long? I heard that its better to have a thicker dick that longer.

  • If a woman thinks a man has a small penis than she should take it up her ass !!!

  • I like woman that are loose, they put out more. The more sex the better.

  • hahaha, and il make that 58

  • my Asian cunt only allows white dick inside. Jealous? 

  • @Asiats1 Why if someone is asian/white with other mixes like me

  • i agree

  • Yeah, this guy needs couples counselling so that his wife can admit she has never really been happy with his size and that she lies because she loves him. If she had known he had a skinny penis before she fell in love with him then she would have avoided him. She is likely getting satisfied elsewhere.

  • While some ppl focus on one's penis size, others are focusing on the world around them. 

  • @enforceone great point

  • @lazerbeamcheck duh, thats what lemons are made for. 2 be squeezed on girls vaginas

  • White-granny only focuses the size!! I never seen a black girl focuses the size!!!

  • hahahahahaha

    

  • i have 1.2cm dick is that a big probleM? xD or it makes u naugty?

  • @luciousa71 LOL

  • My weenie got snipped off when I was circumsized. I wear string bikini to hide my groin when I shower at the local gym.

  • I also was mutilated by Dr Douglas (shaky) McDongledinger. We should start a class action suit. There could be a BIG payoff.

  • the problem is the amount of men that women have been with.. the modern whore has fucked more than 50 guys by the time she turns 27.. so chances are, she has seen many monster cocks in her time.. so my 17cm penis wont satisfy her .. this wasn't a problem in the past when women saved their virginity for marriage or only had a couple of partners before marriage.. now they size a man up from their penis. the Iraqis got it right..

  • @adegamisoumounopano the modern whore? hahaha, brilliant. Wonder what numbers the traditional whore was pulling.

  • His wife SAYS shes happy. Women will always lie about a man's penis size.

  • You are super hot! I love you!

  • i have a really really really small penis. It's like a monkey needle dick, and when it gets hard i pass out.

  • Size matters to some women. Like boobs matter to men. If she is fat then it doesn't matter how big boobs are, I won't go near her. If she has crooked teeth, again I would not go near her. etc etc.

    You see what I'm getting at here, Big Boobs matter to me but that is not the whole picture.

    Even though big boobs matter to me, if she has small boobs nice legs, nice smile, exercises, I would still be happy with here cos even though boobs are number 1. These is also number 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11

  • USA 40CM

  • 6" and i am happy.

  • czech 20 CM

  • MILF

  • You forgot some countries

    Turkey 18 CM

  • 2001 ANDROMEDICAL STUDY Average Erect Penis Size of 15 Nations: 1.France 16 cm 2.Italy 15 cm 3.Mexico 14.9 cm 4.Germany 14.48 cm 5.Chile 14 cm 6.Colombia 13.9 cm 7.Spain 13.58 cm 8.Japan 13 cm 9.UAE 12.9 cm 10.Venezuela 12.7 cm 11.Brazil & Saudi 12.4 cm 13.Greece 12.18 cm 14.India 10.2 cm 15.South Korea 9.6 cm
  • lol korea got owned...

  • @MrLaurelcanyon is that a ranking? 5th aint that bad lol

  • and i aint exageratin either

  • i aint worrying my penis is bigg reall big

  • You have a small dick...

  • good on ya

  • watta doc

  • some girl told me i had a small organ. i told her it was'nt used to playing auditoriums!

  • lol i gotta use that one lol.

  • actually if you can reach 6 inches your good.thats the average penis size,what we need to talk about is the vagina.girls say your penis is to small blah blah blah,GIRL,YOUR VAGINA IS 2 LOOSE!

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  • damn straight bro!men just dont bring it up enough.some girls have a vagina big enough to fly a plane through and they complain about penis size...stupid right?

  • fully, everyone needs to adopt the Larry David "big fanny" symbol with their hands making a W shape like a massive camel toe.

  • yep lol!!!!

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  • @noklarok there is no such thing as enlarging the penis, does not exist. You can how ever have surgery to cut muscle above the penis so you can pull about 3 more inches out (there is approx 3 inches in your body) BUT the bad part is your dick will always be pointing down even erect.

    As for the race thing in your other comment, that is B.S. Yes vags do come in many different sizes and can be strengthened, but the race does not determine if a woman or man has a big 1 or small 1.

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  • @noklarok Political bullshit? Look you need to lay off from watching porn and stop reading only 1 source of results about penis measurement because they all give different ranges, Though typically they do give around the same range, some are clear that the guys added an inch to themselves so unless guys are wipping it and it is actually getting measured right there, I would only take some of that shit as half truths.

  • @DMalenfant1 this is a peer reviewed science paper,, it talks of male AND female genital size=africa wins on both counts,, it also talks of intelligence = asia wins .... these are averaged statistics,, there is less difference between us than we would think,, but there are definitely racial trends.. but most people don't want to talk about these things,, especially black men with small wilies

  • @noklarok LMAO @ ASIANS wins in intelligence! All I have to say is what have the Asians invented other than noodles and fireworks? Look at the state most of the Asian countries are in. Japan does not invent, but they are really good at making things smaller. Chinese are dumb as bricks because when they attempt to steal technology, they try to copy infringe on it with cheap material.

    As for Africa having the biggest genitalia, is it natural or are they using weights to stretch their shit.

  • @DMalenfant1 the japanese invented Katana swords,, better than our metal swords,, and really bad stuff like MSG. but everyone likes it and eats it. they invented video games as we know them, pretty much,, they invented the first proper walking robot Asimo 3.. akira was best animation ever.. and without noodles we wouldn't have pasta.

    Re: Africa,, i think it's natural.

    African womens hips are tilted at a different angle increasing chance of fertilisation during sex. a longer penis helps too.

  • @noklarok "better than our metal swords" LOL, for starters, we don't use swords, and have not since the civil war. 2nd Even if we did make swords, Our metals are so much stronger and lighter than Tamahagane because of science, machinery and computers.

    The US made the first video games both in the government and commercial (which was pong). As for today's games, Id software made first person shooters, Some would argue Technosoft made the 1st RTS, but then again westwood refined it as RTS.

  • @DMalenfant1 yes you no longer use swords,, but you do not credit China for inventing rockets,, and gunpowder,, which have been essential to USA's world dominance since WW2.

    Pong also had an interesting historical part in testing "game theory" which dominated a lot of political thinking over last century.

    i remember robocop 3 being the first 3D 1st person shooter i played,, by Ocean in 92,, prob US based

    china will be dominant world force soon i think, even if they stole our ideas

  • @noklarok dominant world economy, not world force. No one is dominating anything anymore. America's economy may be in the crapper, but it still has enough firepower to wipe out life as we know it. Same goes for several other countries. No significant nuclear power would be stupid enough to start lobbing nukes at another nuclear power because they know what would happen.

  • @noklarok As for Asimo 3, um so.... they fined tuned the machinery to be move more "human" The U.S government pays attention to important technology such as smart bullets that can go around corners (90s technology) and Tomahawk missiles (will not stop flying around until finds something that is 90% similar to the picture it wants to find) In technology, the real meat and potatoes is in the software, and every once in awhile come up with new ways for machinery to do things.

  • @DMalenfant1 asimo 3 is the first ever robot to "run",, both feet off the deck,,. maybe jap robots will invade your west coast and you won't be laughing then,, little gay asimos killing you..

    US made cruise missiles after realising you couldn't program humans to effectively act like robots,, like when the CIA went about drugging unsuspecting U.S. citizens with LSD.. so they made Cruise missiles that had software to think like humans to kill brown people abroad with less guilt at home.nice one

  • @noklarok Russians discovered stem cells but we where the first ones who discovered their potential.

    Akira is not the best otherwise people outside of the anime world would have known about it unlike Fantasia, Wall-E and Beauty and the Beast (and even those are based on opinion).

    How the hell does a longer penis help in fertilization? Do you know what the shape of a cervix? Have you ever fingered a girl? I fail to see how going past the tip of the cervix helps but instead be counter intuitive.

  • sperm dies constantly up in there,, and gets stuck,, and lost.

    if your long dick hits the uterus it is like standing right next to the goal. with much less of a deadly journey.

    semen displacement means that a longer penis with larger glans would displace more rival sperm.

    also larger women would have a longer vagina and uterus.

    it would help when having sex with women with large bellies/mounds or asses witch would get in the way.

    in animals a larger nob implies less faithful females.

  • actually 6 inches is above average believe it or not I thought it was avergage too but it's actually not. but it douesnt matter the way the vagina is made, biologicly it doesnt take nearly that much to please a woman. if you know the anatomy down there

  • wtf are you serious?!then whats the average?like 5 right?

  • actually average believe it or not average is between 4 or 4 and a have i don't remember which to 5 inches. crazy right?

  • VERY CRAZY!wow thanks for enlightening me bro!

  • no prob, I gotta say it was a lil bit of a ego boost to know I'm above average though lol.

  • hell yeah man me 2 lol!

  • what by about 2mm

  • aye, on the slack....

  • yes SIZE MATTERS....

    noone wants you

    men cope different ways....drink drugs,,,,hiding at work...some commit suicide....

    if your big then some woman might love you....

    otherwise your gonna end up wanking yourself to death!

    (from a good looking average man....)

  • well, I just shot some synthol oil in my dick and now I have a very fat dick...damn it looks wider than a can of pop, hehehe

  • Its easier to add girth to your penis surgically than it its to add length. It if bothers you there are ways, check with a counselor,

  • Counciling? hahaha stupid bitch, why is she talking about other men's dicks? haha. i don't judge by dick size, (:

  • hey... no need for sexist language pleeease :)

  • i hate loose pussy i remember i pulled this girl shes got like 4 kids and she had alot of stretchmarks 2 but she was realy dirty asian pussy is the best nice and tight sexy lol

  • I an ashamed by me penis becouse girls are cruel

  • that's true! they are cruel!

  • A girl once said to me " wow youve got a really small organ" I replied " well its not used to playing in a fucking great cathedral "

  • If theres no problem, dont try to fix it.

  • Problem is more women are loose than men are small.  We should be talking about loose vagina's NOT penis size.

  • what is "loose vagina"?

    mabe if a woman get leprosy she loose vagina^^

  • @4cryingoutloudagain We live in a society where girls are made to be sluts in the media so the rest of the girls just follow their example.

  • @4cryingoutloudagain vaginas are always regular size in diameter. its always the penis thts the issue.

  • @SinfulTigress Bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @4cryingoutloudagain That's why you go for an asian chick

  • @4cryingoutloudagain : How did all those vaginas get loose, lol BIG ass dicks!!

  • @peatree420 Stoner try again! Try dildo's and wine bottles, not to say the black guys that took your girl away cause she's slut.

  • @4cryingoutloudagain Spoken like a true Asian man!!

  • @Asiats1 Coming from a true Asian cunt!

  • @4cryingoutloudagain that's a real problem. I have experienced loose vagina... NOT-A-FAN.

  • @4cryingoutloudagain

    "These big vagina women have been getting away with murder for years"

    ~ Jeff Garlin (Curb your Enthusiasm)

  • @4cryingoutloudagain lol perfect fucking response

  • no im not joking im 15 now and i got an 8

  • good for u and i do 2 so good for us haha

  • 3 inches is normal

  • ummm ok....lol

  • i have to get the yard stick out when i measure mine.....lol

  • LOL you notice how all these guys on the net say thy are like HUGE! Its hilarious! Its not the size its how you use it. i'm 6" and i'm pretty damn sure i can plz a woman with that

  • 6 inches is the average size... most women are used to that.

  • EXACTLY!

  • It's not really that you know how to use it, more like you use it like it's been used before.

  • Maybe different you dont know

  • Sure.

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  • Great.

  • ???

  • I didn't/don't know what you said.

  • plop! it's ok, forget it.

  • Yeah if you believe guys online the average size is 9 inches or even bigger lol

    The real average is more between 5 and 6 inches.

    I dont know why you need to lie about that, if the girl is with you because she thinks you are 9 when you are 6 then it's sad for both the girl and the guy.

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  • im 14 and im 7 3/4 inches alrdy

  • you mean cm lol

  • you mean cm lol

  • mine is about almost 6inches...however I take erection pills and I get longer and more effecient erections.

  • average is about 5.9 and mine is like way over 6 so i hope this helps

  • LMAO

  • How do you measure lol??? im 15 and i dont knoww how too measure but i wanna tell my penis size cause it dont look that small at all..

    although

  • 15 and havent taken math class?

  • no i only had math class about measuring in 2nd grade and 5th grade..

    but over the years back then i didnt understand measure and when i got too new classes/new grades/new schools they stoped teaching how too measure / list of measurements and all that..

    im in 9th grade now .. soozz i still dont even understand it

  • Mine is 11¾'' and very thick you would think thats a good thing,but actually it scares the fuck out of women,literally

  • im 12 n mine is 4.5 erect

  • Though i'm german and got a french size :-P

  • if people think they have small penis just because they watch too much porn, they should watch more asian/japanese porn. they will feel like superman afterwards.

  • lol dude the guys in those porn movies use male enchancement pills.. too get they're penis bigger

  • wnna have a big penis , pik up ur hammer n hit ur dik few time .........i hope this help lolz ( havent try by my self cuz im happy with mine :D ) lolz lolz

  • im 14, chinese, 6.0 inch atm.

  • mines 1.2 inches

  • 1.2 inches man? hahahahahaahahhaha honestly? 1.2? is that at full erect? OMG!!! how do you fuck, or even jackoff man? OMG!! I AM LAUGHING SOOO HARD! OMG!!!

  • mine is 9 inches!

  • i heard they're are pills that you just take// well tablets to be exact that just make your penis bigger in weeks

  • it's bs

  • word :-)

  • excellent advice at the end.

  • the indian version of doctor laura, indian men usualy have small penises

  • true

  • i have realized one thing, guys that watch too much porn see huge penises and in turns find theirs as small. U have to know that is acting, and r auditions held to filter out all the "small" dicks from the set.

    The moaning by the women are also fake. so why the big fuss about penis size, what happen to love.

  • yes, it's kinda sad :(

  • its not always true. Im indian, mine is 7.1 inches. In a society there are dwarfs along with the giants!

  • I have the girth of a crayon and having a thin penis can make for being a poor lover but add to that a small length and I think our best bet as acorns/button mushrooms is to enjoy SPH and cuckold if we are very very lucky :)