Achmed the Terrorist ( Funny )

[angshorty13]

Bahaha, makes me laugh everytime I watch it

[mptrax]

'My ass in made in China' muuuhahahahahah !

[HeliPotter2000]

STOP TOUCHING ME!!! I KILL YOU! XD

[springquraan]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

FUCK THE GOD

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[DroneSix]

"Knock-knock," "Who's there?" "Me, I KEEL YOU!"

[cantunana1]

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M LINDSAY LOHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hoschi0913]

how you spell it ? .......What ? .........lmao

[PhantomAct]

David the flattened twin-tower jumper... still funny?

[Loznichanin]

I KiLL YOOOOOOOU!!!!

[dar260]

SILENCE!!! I KILL YOU!

[lukec1996slo]

osama the dead terrorist lol

[MrMarine44100]

God dammit oh i mean Allah dammit

[rosbah45]

fuck this video

.jesus is fuckk..........

[PS3H3R0]

@rosbah45 fuck me

[thelu911]

@rosbah45 I KILL YOU

[rosbah45]

fuck this video



[landronics]

@rosbah45 Why you terrorist ?

[sonny01red]

lolz next time Osama the dead terorist

[X3iLikePieX3]

i Used 2 have him on dvd , lmfaoo ' iKEEL YEW !! GOD DAMMiT , UHH iMEAN ALLAH DAMMiT ! iKEEL Yew !'

[INFECTEDSPECIMEN6666]

STOP TOUCHING MEE! (Looks around) I KEEL YOU!!!

[100HAB100]

24 people was killed by achmed... :)

[100HAB100]

24 people wasn't silent and achmed killed them

[100HAB100]

24 people wasn't silent and achmed killed them

[tripodcom]

thumbs up for highest rated comment

[360RESPAWN]

I KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL  UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUU BASTERED

[MrNiceGuy0891]

"Achmed"..i don't know why but i seem to like this character..why don't they make an animated movie out of it and kudos to the ventriloquist..you won't realize the guy talking unless you take a careful look at his throat !! Amazing !!

[360RESPAWN]

@MrNiceGuy0891  U BASTERDED

YO

[MrNiceGuy0891]

@360RESPAWN U FUCKED YO

[farhan20deco]

IM A PAKI xD DISLIKE ME EVERY1 i liked this vid ..... lol

[ILYKCHEESECAKE]

JEFF:WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BUSH

ACHMED:OH I LOVE BU-- ; OH YOU MEAN THE PRESIDENT IM SORRY

._. LMAO

[minattax]

YOUR MUM YOU RACIST BASTARDS , GO SUCK YOUR GRANDMAS PENIS,

[anonymousofkat]

21 terrorist didn't liked the video.

[ryanthesoldier]

I......KILL........YYOOOOUUUU!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[istiiizzz]

all that shit is racist

If he would do it with a ''jew'' they would call him an ''anti-semite,''

[WeekNightGaming]

@istiiizzz no this isn't racist at all. do u defend terrorists?

[WeekNightGaming]

@istiiizzz if your political correctness says so.. the audience and i think its funny and because its arab i think it is funnier. i get offended all the time. so what? if this is racist to you, then just don't watch it.

[istiiizzz]

@WeekNightGaming wtf this is 1000% racist and I know your mother teach you racism from the first day you were born... OMG you should be executed by BUSH ... 

[WeekNightGaming]

@istiiizzz if this is "racist" to you, then don't watch this video again! i think this is hilarious of him to make fun of and laugh at dead terrorists. if this video offends you, then you must be a muslim radical. this is clearly aimed at terrorists. why don't we throw u in guantanomo?!

[istiiizzz]

@WeekNightGaming Why don,'t you understand... lol okay just shut up it was also a joke to verify how americans are sensitive people...No I am even not a good muslim. I was ''angry'' because of the word ''achmed'' , an arabic name, and but the video is pretty funny. majority of radical muslims are not arabs. peace

[WeekNightGaming]

@istiiizzz haha ya well i also study arabic the language so i know the name is really aHmed, not achmed. i know the majority of muslims aren't radical, but why aren't the moderates doing anything to stop this uncalled for behavior?

[istiiizzz]

@WeekNightGaming We moderate muslims are doing the most possible to arrest them. Haven't you seen what happen with those terrorist in Tripoli, in Lebanon ? We ERASE them from our country. In my city, if there is a parked car that everybody don't know, we tow it. In Lebanon, the Lebanese people are EXTREMLY nationalist, and anything that come from strange who even only want to buy one of buildings or fields, or anything against our heritage, we kick its ass quickly out.

[WeekNightGaming]

@istiiizzz ya im glad you all are doing that. that is fantastic. i also want to hear more about imams or peace keepers condemning this behavior. i have seen to many radical videos which leads me to leave this in question. i understand that the majority of muslims are peaceful, but the ones who aren't seem to continue to brain wash the innocent ones.

[HighDrummer1]

Achmed the Terrorist (Not funny whatsoever at all in any possible aspect of human psychological appreciation of humour)

[Anidemmedina]

@HighDrummer1

Nope, pretty funny.

[MsDemilovato4eva]

@HighDrummer1 thts cause u dont have ANY sence of humour!!!!!!! were ur parents by any chance MORTICIANS!!!!!???? (someone who manages funerals)

[HighDrummer1]

@MsDemilovato4eva Witty...

[moosehunt2007]

@HighDrummer1 You're not funny whatsoever and you need to get a true sense of humor!!

[CloudLevi]

"It looks more like a tribute to Bill Clinton" ...? I still don't get it. XD

[NeroSlashedMemories]

@CloudLevi The Washington monument is "Erect (Hint Hint) :)" and What is Bill Clinton almost always remembered for :D? "He did not have sexual relations with that woman >:D"

[ledzeppelin489]

Achmed the Terrorist (Not Funny)

[ConzoMcF]

Jefafa Dun-hamm, Dot com! < sorry but thats peanut :L

[flcl1177]

id rather kill you for a clondike bar!! haha

[Gibbo37711]

its good n all but hell, the content isent tht great

[mrsubscribe11]

0:01 to skip adds :)

Thumbs up

[GenSherperd]

LOL

[ZmegamanrulzX]

A terrifying......terrorist

ROTFLOL

[Sublime570]

Achmed the Terrorist (Not Funny)

...Fix'd

[doowaditti]

The Powers That Be let these bastards into the country as they did with 20-30 million Mexicans into the USA. It is world gov in action.

[Gextiv]

@doowaditti

Good thing. u have ur army there.

[MrBobman12345]

I love Jaff Dunham!!!

[TheCadetesFan]

if u like this video... then mark a thumbs up on my comment!

[1973bunky]

@TheCadetesFan why would you not just click the Like button on the video itself??

[nimoahmed16]

Boringg!

[nooch387]

I have a funny terrorist vid on my page. ben the terrorist is hilarious!

[Exchequer12]

Allah damit  OLLLLLLLLD

[kingofevil27]

bitch if i found you. u r going to be death

[ihearttaacozz]

id kill u for a klodike bar LOL

[whateverusaypunk]

i lov Jeff! He's just so amazing !

[georgeyproductions]

6:58

[MUFCareligion]

i keeeeeeelll you!

[JohnTehSquid]

nock nock..who's there?

me, I keel you

:P

[DramaQueen2589]

hahahahahahahahaha

[wiliamt50]

if u dnt think that funny ur a fucking retard!!!

lol rofl help laughing to my death here!

[BAMGIRL123]

true dat lol

[AwesomePlzInc]

that was so fucking funny

[cirdi38]

bush is terrörist

[ripperu]

American Humour + Terrorist Gag = American MegaLolz

Sure its amusing but not as much as what the crowd is like

[super4e]

Not fanny!He can kill u nananah :D

[pamperazzi]

where is your sense of humor you dull wazzock thats on of the best comedy clipsthat i have seen just go away and watch paint cos i think you will get more enjoyment out of that

[speedster900]

soo funny

ok i will not move my ass

you idiot you dont even have an ass

[Bigdiallo]

"but ur all bone,... is a flesh wound! hilarious

[DINDRAGON]

Looks like a monument to Bill Clinton!

I actually clapped for that one! xD

[MatMorganDrums]

That's so fake skeletons don't have beards. --- Really? Wow

[mordin999]

see this 1 its great too

watch?v=u14Yq0gHnC4

[RoanEpona]

Racist

[JewTubeDidWTC]

That's so fake skeletons don't have beards.

[mordin999]

i think he is joking :)

[arwyd]

lmao , just joked

[arwyd]

omfg its fake .. u can see the guy arm in the skeletons back... lol so easy to see :-D

[GunsNLed45]

if you thought that was real your pretty dumb

[sgtank123]

you thought it was real the whole time? it's called VENTRILOQUISM

[Temarisboy]

What you don't let Jews into your bar? You racist bastard.

[hmrt135]

Stop Touching me!!!

Silence , I'll kill you !!!! =)))

I would not move my Asss !!!! :-)) it should be a Fucking damned Arabian terrorist...

So Funnyyyyy....

looooooooooooooool

[nikon005]

Is the audience high wasnt funny @all

[HellsingKid666]

I KEEL YOOUUU!

[azid205]

hilarious! lol

[xoxoworldzgirlzxoxo]

that is funny

[Fatalize222]

easily amused

[wit300]

so good

[ooroorooroor]

LOL

[abdelmessiah]

i think you are funny. but do not use "allah" in your jokes. and do not make a different paradigm about "islam and moslem"

[soundmachine6]

Wy not, he makes jokes about christians and jews too. So wy not about allah and moslims ??? Stop being annoyed by it, just ignore it and go on with your lives ;)

[solaiman1234]

HAHAHAH his funny

[ameerfearfrog]

i hate this guy he is so racist

[soundmachine6]

no, hes not

[ameerfearfrog]

o realy is ur last name achmed like mine is,

[soundmachine6]

Achmed isn't a last name its a first name ;) And what the hell make a joke out of it. My name is Henk. Is that a name to be proud of, no it isn't. Do I mind ? NO!

[ameerfearfrog]

yes it is its my last name wut if he said all people nade henk are satanic, with 9/11 thing have changed, look at it from some one elses eyes

[soundmachine6]

I would have loved it. Laughed very hard and gone on with my life ;) Thats what you should do too.

BTW they have made fun my name in some dutch comedy series and on the internet. And they sometimes tease me with the name in school. But I find it funny ;)

[xujiao1008]

yes i agree, terrorism is a race LOLOLOLOL

[hifsa118]

Americans comedians are full of shyt!

[hifsa118]

this video sucks i tel ya! fukin racist retard!

[djpfrog13]

pause at 7:34, Achmed's arm broke xD

[gunner1clive]

F3RK!N FUNNY..................... 5*****  ;o}

[AVP181]

What do you think about bush ? Ooo i like bush, Oh you mean President bush ?? -_-

[arw20]

Sorry but there's only one funny thing in the whole sketch. I personally find racial, pushing the boundary jokes etc.. funny, only if it's clever... this isn't... what so ever. Unfortunately it gives the Americans a bad press cos it just shows ignorance and stupidity. Which is a shame, cos some of the best and cleverest comedians are American. This guy just had an idea for a character, but couldn't think of anything funny to go with it.

[DINDRAGON]

Presenting offensive stereotypes as offensive stereotypes expressed by a satirized figure is not racist. People mostly laught at the sillyness of the statements not the people refered to...

[SuperSayai007]

Not very nice cmgg > >

[12345cmGg]

FUCK

MUSLIMS

[TheJokersRiddle]

-_-"

my bf says: silence! I kill yoo!!!

xxx

[ownyoubro2k8]

( Funny )

[6666Zax6666]

yay solid

[guitarlegend121]

A.....C......flem.......M.....­.E...D

[takeshiBANKAI]

@guitarlegend121 theres no d

[2834368]

good evenin im a terrorist a terrifiying 1 r u scared boo now boooooo now???? god damn it silence i kill u nono i ts achmed i spell my name A C flem lol he rules woooooooooohooooooooooo i love u m8 u r da best now SILENCE I KILL U loooooooooooool

[modifiedlast]

SILENCE!!!!I KEEL U!!XD

[modifiedlast]

i kill u!! i cant get over that.XD

[wafflez7]

jajaja damn it ¡¡ this is fucking funny ¡¡

I KILL YOU ¡

[rocknincy91]

love it :D the best!!:D

[sk8erjoe44565]

knock knock...

whos there...

me i kill you

[creeper45]

I've watched Jeff Dunham since the mid 90's and he just gets better and better with time.

[soccermandave]

Jeff Dunham owns all

[therandall08]

SILENCE I KILL YOU, i love that line

[iflynjam]

the greeting n "stop touching me"...lol..they were just amazing!!!

[poimadness55]

SILENCE I KILL U!!!

[staciweddle]

Silence!!!! I keel you

[Comickiller35]

people get a sense of humor this is funny HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA XD

[Drummerkid10000]

STOP TOUCHING ME!!!......... i kill you!

[babytinkerbell96]

hahah i love it when hes like what the hell happend to my LEGS STOP TOUCHIN ME!! lol so funee

[soon2bawesome]

it is amazing that he can maked the puppet tlk without moving his mouth, that is for real talent

[devlin0497]

i love his laugh haha!

[EchelonRocker]

HAAHA!!!xD xD Silence! I kill you!

[sosinglenow]

he made everyone laugh without talking that is real talent

[Rs7ein]

col! ahahaahhhhhhhhahhh

[najortesroh]

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah­ahahahhahhahhhahahahahahahahha­haha

im having a laughing fit

hahahahahhahahahahahhahah

[D4nth3dud3]

Funny :)

[UberLeetDavid]

A terrifying terroist...

[c2bienaime]

that is so funny whenhe said "silence i kill you"

[tetotetot]

ابن قحبه

[lukarock729]

hes the master of masters

[pintohlarge]

THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fUNNY

[politeboy11001]

Anyone who thinks this is rubbish must have had thier brains blown out by a terrorist because this is hillariouse

[BuellerUK]

"Exellent!!"

[mochacoffeefanatic13]

LOL! This is hilarious!

[bluecomedy45]

ellooooooooo! I em lindsay lohan! LOL

[Duaineml0]

lol haha

[kktalkalot]

i seen this on my ipod had 2 see it again it i soooo funny

[DizzyMaxwell]

OMG!! This it the funniest thing ever!! Achmed kicks ass....or he would if his feet would stop falling off!! LOL! But whatever funny,funny!!! Anyone that's doesn't think that is just crazy!

[rhysdh4]

lol

[joshtodd19]

instead of Akhmed, he should have chosen the name "Khomeini"., coz no other islamist has killed as many as him

[flipside199]

how to spell achmed, mabye read the title next time

[joshtodd19]

no he spelled it wrong!! "ch" would sound same as in charlie, u r a filthy pedophile, islamist just like Mohammed

[Qistnixx]

Good

[dobbylovergirl12]

awesome

[ibishine]

that is the worst act i have ever seen, full of shit, only sad people laugh and by the way , it is a bit racisit,

[justinjade]

OH COME ON!!! Get yourself a sense of humor. This is the funniest damn thing I have seen Jeff Dunham do in a long time. Remember the first thing to die in a war is the people's sense of humor. Get it back before you become indoctrinated and start calling potatoes fried in oil "Freedom" Fries!!!

[Stephano659]

what and none of the videos u have arnt?

i think its funy tbh!

[KillaCarta]

racist??? omg your a wank mate... its funny get a sense of humour and a life

[SexyBeastBilly123]

i agree his is pretty crap

[politeboy11001]

It aint crap mate. U have no sense of humor so get one and get a proper life

[SexyBeastBilly123]

wot makes ya think im ur m8, this is rubbish, u needa lyf, i hav a sense of humour nd nyc name, politeboy, u aint polite, ur just a mug hu thinks hes all hard

[politeboy11001]

Actually I dont think I am hard and i just make up usernames randomly. Anyway you wont get a laugh because you dont have a sense of humor. Get a life, Get friends.

[Homerjay66666]

There is difference in peoples taste when it comes to comedy, just like with music etc... I think it's kinda ignorant to say that what you like is good/right. That's what most people think anyway, so who's right?