Joe Dirt - Soldering Iron 2

[jsteffey88]

Okay, that has got to be not only the funniest thing ever in Joe Dirt, but also simply seeing Christopher Walken literally giving a comeback to Kid Rock. Un-freakin'-believable!

[kswchan95]

I was challenged to say this to my next opponent at a fencing meet. Challenge accepted

[tsartango]

My favorite actor ever ima have to use that line one day

[Penguins7114]

My bros and I laughed at this scene from 1AM-4AM mostly at the "aye" part and how he tilts his head at each sentence

[BlessedGanja]

anyone notice kid rock looks like the human version of gonzo from the muppets....dirty chicken fucker! rap//rock/hillbilly corporate slut...that's kid rock!

[dudeitssbryce]

that's your dad??

[justintierno]

YEAH FUCK YOU KID ROCK!!!!

[JeremyPTP]

Salderien Ion

[PrinceAppalling]

I got in school suspension for saying that in class.

[drkskelet0n]

i like the bark in the end XD

[hellwargod]

That little twitch gets me every time!

[GabeWorkman34]

4 ppl are talking to the guy all wrong, it's the wrong tone.

[jamieelynnx]

I love his little eye twitch at the end.

[Dantespaces]

push the video. then play. then push 9 hear the dude speak in the wrong tone.

[PomonaPunkRock]

4 people need to get stabbed in the face with a Soldering Iron.

[maxman1602]

The YouTube Decrees of Commenting

I. Thou shall not make retarded Bieber jokes

II. Thou shall not comment on the dislike bar

III. Thou shall not combine the first two decrees, EVER

IV. Thou shall stay on subject when commenting

V. Thou shall not beg like a bitch for thumbs-up

VI. Thou shall not insert soviet Russia jokes

VII. Thou shall spread the decrees, or face a lifetime of Justin Bieber spam comments and male enhancement ads But do not thumbs up my comment

[HU4Lmotherfucker]

@maxman1602 You technically just did all of the above

[maxman1602]

@HU4Lmotherfucker

Please explain how.

[UngratefulLiving420]

@maxman1602 is it not obvious? By saying you cant reference those things, you referenced them....thus breaking every decree on the list

[maxman1602]

@UngratefulLiving420

The decrees are you can't make dumb jokes about them, not that you can't reference them.

[HU4Lmotherfucker]

@maxman1602 Your comment contained all of the above.

[maxman1602]

@HU4Lmotherfucker

They're not dumb jokes about any of them, nor is it that you can't reference them, so by saying the decrees, it is not breaking any of them.

[JayThrilla25]

Christopher Walken > Chuck Norris

[coryboy345]

4 people got stabbed in the face with a soldering iron...

[Kaitlyn102798]

if there was a fight between chuck noris and ven diesal, christopher walken would win. RIGHT ON!

[Lakekepler]

I have a fever.... the prescription... more cowbell

[zyzxxinfinity]

"Up Next - How To Solder: Soldering Iron Maintenance Tips" LMAO!

[GinIchigo]

@nuckinfuts32330 Honestly I don't give a shit.

[GinIchigo]

@nuckinfuts32330 Okay, sir. That statement made no sense at all, you should kill yourself for making that stupid comment.

[GinIchigo]

@nuckinfuts32330 ...................

[joshhuwah]

Ay!

[joshhuwah]

Ay!

[JDAJOINT]

Stabbed in the face

[whoo689]

hahaha! I STILL remember this, and I saw Joe Dirt almost 10 years ago.

[BLANDxARE]

i dont get it

[LampLightZDL]

lol, every time his mouth opens, his shoulders move.

[ajrooz58]

3 people got stabbed in the face with a soldering iron.

[stitchmorg]

3 dislikes? ill stab those mofos in the face with a soldering iron

[bones020694]

Kid Rock is like, "What the fuck? I wonder how a soldering iron to the face would feel..."

[AndrosForever]

what really makes this quote is the dog barking twice at the end

[UngratefulLiving420]

@AndrosForever not really

[AndrosForever]

@UngratefulLiving420 HEY! you're talking to my dog all wrong... do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron!

[ImaHusalah]

This is how I G check People

[UntitledHome]

"If there was a king of... soldering irons, he'd be it!"

[ironicdevil666]

i love that milf.

[Andoeriz]

This movie fucking sucked, but that line was amazing.

[jamie1979100]

@Andoeriz you suck!

dude



[herbgardner420]

3 people need stabbed in the face with a soldering iron

[MystiK570]

Lets see Kid Rock jack Chris Walkens Cow Bell... He'll get stabbed in the face!

[xxmirth]

The way he says it, and his eye just slightly twitches. . . Oh my hell. Best line from a movie ever from any actor. May he live to a 1,000 and never stop~

[xboxplaya420]

the best movie line ever

[SwAgGaRyT]

you guys are writing comments all wrong, it's the wrong way. do it again i'll smash your heads with my keyboard

[chicago6584]

He was talking to him all wrong... it was the wrong tone...

[IkarugaSoul]

Man I wish Christopher Walken would back me up like that.

[theogofextreme]

and that's why you don't fuck with Christopher Walken

[CGGodbee]

hahaha....I hate Kid Rock, takes Warren Zevon's only famous song and fucks it all up....

[jmackey0718]

@CGGodbee omg thank you....fuck Kid Rock he's a poser he needs to get his own music Warren Zevon was the shit R.I.P.

[Atreyufolife]

3 ppl just got stabbed in the face with a soldering iron

[abcman]

@Atreyufolife LMAOO

[TheUnNerved]

The badass part... Walken would do it.

[gasface88]

I love that the next suggested video from YouTube is "Soldering Iron Maintenance Tips". Because you gotta keep your weapon well maintained.

[shawbros]

Reminds me of this scene: /watch?v=fT6poEUcqaU

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

i stab your balls with an arc welder.

[Robogabriel]

Wow, Christopher Walken threatened KID FUCKING ROCK (one of my favorite singers BTW). That's pretty badass!

[landonsoccer12]

 Hey...Stop laughing... Or I'll put my foot in your throat..

[HANKHILLWBRIMLEY]

Those 3 people who hit the dislike button were later stabbed in the face by a soldering iron

[Jahmians]

so fucking funny i love christopher walken

[ehurtx]

soldering iron is good, but what this needs is more cowbell

[0000infinity0000]

Did anybody else notice is left eye twitched at the end? lol

[BurtonsSparky]

@0000infinity0000 yes. awesome lol

[eaglesrule11996]

OMG funmy everytime!!!

[molecularmadness]

Christopher Walkin is a legend, but soldering is pronounced SOUL-dering.

[iBRINGIT112]

@molecularmadness No, you pronounce solder as "sodder."

[rich183]

@molecularmadness That;s how soldering is pronounced. It's not like knight is pronounced Ka-nite.

[stigler30]

Every night before he go's to bed Chuck Norris checks his closet for Christopher Walken.

[Gangstalious1]

lol i love how he's looking down instead of looking at kid rock

[theslutbitch]

someone needs to get all of walken's threats and put it together for the best video ever!

[PurpleVolvagia]

woof woof!

[batmous]

as the Nostalgia Critic said, "Yeah! That just happened!"

[BedOfNailsTM]

This has become one of my new favorite Walken quotes - it applies to so many situations, heheh!

[bmx406]

Does ya motha sew!?

[GoldenWolfStudios]

The lady in the background gets suprised when he says the sodering iron part! Look at the expression on her face! It's like it wasn't a part of the script! XD

[chucklawg]

i fucken love that sickass 1979 tenth anniversary limited edition pontiac trans am that kid rock is in

i wanna fuck that car

[thedarknessofnana]

I like how his eye twitches just slightly. XD Adds to the intimidating effect. He is epic.

[bfsab61]

its gonna hurt

[weimer495]

does your mother sew?

[GrimySkull95]

Boom! get her to sew that!

[HeyItsBouchard]

BOOM! GET AH TO SEW THAT!

[meusicalentall27]

Fuck EVERY quote ever said or written. This takes the cake!!

[REDNECKCABLETV]

@meusicalentall27 but the cake is a lie...

[ddogwalker]

amazing part in the movie,,,but just to let you know,,,its a saudering iron

[fuckfayetteville]

No, the poster of the video spelled it properly. YOU fail.

[MennySpike]

i love that part thats all!! this movie is too funny cuz of him. lmao!!!

[alecbroderick]

Some people talk with their hands, Christopher Walken talks with his shoulders.

[MennySpike]

oh shoot lolz i didnt see that. lol

[Jonzer1983]

hahah thats true, he uses alot of shoulder movement here.

love this actor so solid

[spawnedagony]

You're talking to my guy all wrong. Its the wrong tone.

I love Christopher Walken

[359xis]

DANG HES LIKE A GODFATHER LOL

[butheadVSbevus]

KId rock needs to get stabbed in the face with a soldering iron,

[missfitt360]

ok guys notice his eye twiched look carfully

[DBZPR0DIGY]

priceless haha kid rock gets freaked out

[angermangement]

hey! you guys are leaving comments all wrong. you do it again i'll stab you in the face with a soldering Iron!!

[DBZPR0DIGY]

loll

[KyleManta]

@angermangement Let me ask you something, does your mother sew? Huh? Boom! Get her to sew that!

[elliphor]

@angermangement wrong tone, thats what it is!

[actor123456789]

Hes so bad ass!

[juanc2499]

LEGEND!

[HardstylePlaylist]

this is my favorite movie quote of all time.

[spooge4569]

haha

[adamalism]

i love that line too funny...its the wrong tone...lol

[UpcomingGuitarLegend]

lmaoo!! I love this video =]

[superino7]

best part of the movie

[GreatestMKfighter]

"Do it again....

and I'll stab ya in deh faice wit' a Soldering Iron."

[darrinfaires11]

i love that funny thank you for putting up

[Codebreaker7]

LOL my fave line.

[ninja4flying]

That would hert x(

[mcra7xandweezer]

hahahahahaha. this never gets old

[SneakySolidSnake]

bwaaaah! it's my favorite.

[bananaspoofs]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! made my day

[hamish124]

thats not sawyer from lost its kid rock and kid rock is most defiantly not in lost anyways josh hollaway plays sawyer

[KerrDogga]

if ya watch closely he gives him the evil eye at the end

[ryangr0]

LOL that's sawyer from LOST!

[Kurzgan]

HAHAH this made my day, Classic

[Dave222122]

hahahaha

[thehbk10]

bahahahhaha LOL

classic

[IntermittentSprocket]

I use a soldering iron now and then and use care because I know how it feels when it nips your finger! Ouch yes indeed it fucking hurts, and imagine how it would hurt if stab in the face while its RED HOT! It will melt the skin and there will be blood gashing out, well maybe? And I tell you what. The person will go fucking down in so much pain, it will last for days.

[bitrex]

Probably no blood, I would guess the heat would instantly cauterize the wound.

[gkfhjfgbfdjbglh]

it doesnt hurt after you get burned by it enough lol.

[IntermittentSprocket]

Stab you face with a Soldering iron woof, woof. LOL

[childress11]

ahah

[Omnisoldier]

that guy OWNS.

[gypsyapples]

Hella just a soldering iron hahaha

[LDCPRODUCTIONS]

y dont i stab you in the face with one? i got hit in the finger with one and it hurt!

[samdagreek]

lol how did that happen?

[soccerams17]

hahahahaha

[IntermittentSprocket]

Stab you face with a Soldering iron LOL

[IsaacVile]

Christopher Walken is my hero.

one day i wish to be as creepy as he is.

[DavidDraiman4everII]

LOL

[FridayFreedom]

hes from saturday night live

[Everlong5]

he's been on the show a few times yes...

[holymasterchief]

Me and my friend use that line all the time on the bus! LOL

[200twistatwista]

It was fun-a

[carefuleugene12]

ahahaha god, he is the best guy ever

[Jtotheamie123]

dude whos the girl that flashes him at the atom bomb scene?? what the heck is her name?

[KevinRudd2007]

lol thats the best

[blknge]

it's the wrong tone

[CommandoBomberkitty]

Yes! He's my favorite actor. So creepy and random. Seen that eye twitch? xD

[KingPun]

LOL hell yea that stare and that eye twitch is the creepyest thing about him

[Eastsidestallion24]

Classic

[TikiKid]

rofl i love him

[Megile]

ahahaaaaa

[mandan]

one of the best quotes

[flimflamflappy]

bahahahaha!!! genius!!!!