Penn & Teller Bullshit - Second Hand Smoke & Baby Bullshit Part 3

[ODaemienE]

Wait a minute, hold on. Are they trying to say that babies cry because they want something? Bullshit! They're doing it to to fuck with me. Just turn 'em around so they can't see you anymore, then they'll stop.

[Rockmanisoff]

The black guy didn't put on the diaper

[perkywarbeck]

a new baby ?what happend to the old one's

[IdiosoAmericano]

Why is there so much porn on the side?

[DeadpoolAndFriends]

lol yeah i have the "Your Baby can Read" System. By age 2.5 my son got real good at recognizing the site words on the cards they gave us. Write the word out for him and he would only get about 50% of the time. The stressed not teaching the phonics as the kids would learn it themselves. I called BS and taught them to my kid anyways. He can read now, but i think it was only 40% of the program and more me doing the phonics with him. That and the wife making us do it every day. Age 4, he can read.

[Xollob2]

@ 08:00, why all dads?

[reymysterioboyaka611]

1 word BULLSHIT

[Fredo5227]

Let the fucking kids play before they have 12 years of prison.

[koolkoolkitty13]

Can I just be that kid who looks so cute asleep in Penn's lap?

[Poodleinacan]

3:10 hmmm, that tells me a lot about her...

[Adastra14]

"how much of this babybullshit has turned parents into terrified suckers?"

that my friends. is a GOOD question

[HillChris1234]

lol the baby at 2:00!!!

[PrairieDon1021]

Makes me think of Dee Dee and Dr. Lipschitz from the rugrats and how she raised her baby by the advice of an "expert" who in an episode is revealed to know fucking nothing, and its the fuckin babies who show him its very simple, show love and caring

[yackon4game]

I've always called parents who instead of caring for their kids through paternal/maternal instincts, love, common sense, they listen to some "expert" or read 800$ worth of useless books, "textbook parents" I know 2 women like this who sit around and worry about retarded shit like, "Oh, you shouldn't do that with your daughter, I read somewhere that that could cause anorexia. And she's 6 so it's time to start worrying!" I want to slap them repeatedly, in the face, with a chair. It's disgusting.

[jb111082]

@yackon4game disgusting, and disturbing. I'm a parent of 2, and in case you'd like to know, I've spent a total of $0.00 on books, dvd's, and workshops to learn "parenting skills". I've found that the best parenting skills are common sense....

If the kid's hungry - Feed it

If the kid's dirty - Clean it

If the kid's scared - Confort it

If the kid's bored - Play with it

Low-tech common sense shit there.

[yackon4game]

@jb111082 What kind of barbaric, ghetto parenting is THAT? *guffaw*

[jb111082]

@yackon4game so.....what would you do if your child was hungry?? Go to a workshop? Consult a book?

[yackon4game]

@jb111082 I was thinking, maybe, sit them down in front of the TV for 5 hours with Little Einsteins playing.

[RakshasaCat]

@jb111082 What if you don't want to raise a needy, attention seeking me me me me kid?

There's more to parenthood than acting as a servant.

[jb111082]

@RakshasaCat like what? letting it starve, go dirty, and stay bored and scared?? Take care of the needs, and the rest falls right into place. You can't teach a starving child how to use a toilet. You can't teach a scared child how to write their letters and numbers.

Look, if you want to say that taking care of the basic needs of a kid makes them needy, attention-seeking me me me kids then fine.....next time your child is hungry, let it starve.

[youtubian2500]

Next up on discovery channel: The Baby Whispererrrrrrr

"You've got to dominate your child"

[murdock283]

George Carlin got it right. It's not hard to raise a child. Put the kid at the side of the road, and drive away. Come back a week later, and if he's still there, you got yourself a stupid kid.

[smokinghobbit1987]

HAHAHAHAHA the parents in the diapers are fucking hilarious :p gullable idiots

[Emidretrauqe]

Baby: Let's go for a bike ride <:)

Guy: Ahahahahahahah. NO!

Baby: <:(

[annoythefish]

lol that black guy wasn't falling for that shit.

[gdumais3]

i feel bad for that Carlos bloke. he had a look of, "i'm 29 and i'm being spoon-fed by some woman i wanted to fuck?"

[starwarsfreakgeek]

I believe that Einstein couldn't speak until he was 7. His parents thought he was retarded, plus he failed high school math..... nothing with reading but yea.

[lloydgar01]

@starwarsfreakgeek that maths test that he failed (around the end of his high schooling) was during the time of hitler's reign, when einstein and his family fled to france. he was a german speaking boy doing a maths exam in french, and he got between 40-50%...the useless info you can know :-P

[35503550]

@starwarsfreakgeek No. He failed 7th grade math BECAUSE HE WAS BUSY TEACHING HIMSELF CALCULUS.

Let use some thinking here, a theoretical physics Ph.D = pretty goddamn good at math, making the base for a new scientific law (general relativity) = an incredible genius

[Mongoapanmr1]

What the fuck!? 7.50 Lmao!! Haha!

[Anglynn74]

I laugh at all the new moms that buy into all this BS, suckers

[enkopingsbo]

THose kids are stoopid

[Gigrantula58]

"So, c'mon. Escape from the damn straight jacket....and make it entertaining!"

Words every parent says to thier children.

[lago4]

What's most terrifying is that those people attending that phony infomercial have kids. They just do what they're told without going "hey, wait a minute...". Companies like Amway can be sure to have plenty of customers for years to come.

[NotTheRealKatyB]

awwwww a baby Teller in the making... <3

I'm really just posting this kinda stuff to break up the arguments or "discussions" people are having here

[jables4ever]

I miss this show :( I wish it hadn't ended

[Kanakotka]

@Trucidofy Third word, and the most important one for you; "Hypocrite: a person who feigns some desirable or publicly approved attitude, especially one whose private life, opinions, or statements belie his or her public statements. and a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, especially a person whose actions belie stated beliefs. " Sounds awfully familiar, doesn't it, sweetie? Can i call you Daisy?

[Kanakotka]

@Trucidofy Second word; "Feminism: the doctrine advocating social, political, and all other rights of women equal to those of men. " Oh no, equality, what terrible deed indeed. I like your childish reaction on it though, even when it's nowhere present in the show... or perhaps you'd prefer the 19th century method of owning a human being, if they're of the 'lesser sex'? You are such a lovely person, i could just squeeze you in a tight manly hug.

[Kanakotka]

@Trucidofy D'awww, you're so damned adorable trying to protect your apparent illiteracy. But here, i'll be a dear and help you, sweetheart. In fact, i'll help you with a few words you might be interested in, mr. white trash :)

"Narcissism; inordinate fascination with oneself; excessive self-love; vanity. " Generally the belief that there's actually a large group of people that give a damn about you and your posts, it's so lovingly sweet that you think that way, and very metrosexual.

[Kanakotka]

@Trucidofy Aww, aren't you just so goddamn cute when you try to scrounge up something to insult with, and come up with this? You are such a lovely little man, in every sense of the word no less. I do like the lovely hypocrisy part you come up with, when you go ahead and try to claim i'm attention whoring, but yet every time you make a second post as if you address the world. Isn't that so goddamn adorable? I sure think it is. It's a lovely, childish image, isn't it, manly man?

[Kanakotka]

@Trucidofy That said, i was asking for you to look it up, as you obviously do not know what the word 'feminist' means. Nor 'theory' for that matter, apparently. But i wonder who you're addressing this second post to. Are you perchance imagining yourself talking to a crowd as if you're of some importance? Aww, how absolutely adorable! You have dreams of grandeour! Go my young shiny prince!

[Kanakotka]

@Trucidofy Awwwr, isn't your ignorance and so-called manliness absolutely adorable? You seem to be scared to be perceived at even a little feminine, it must be so hard to present yourself as so tough all the time, isn't that right, mr. internet tough guy? I'm in awe of your boasts, and completely overwhelmed by it, as i'm scared by your gigantic amounts of masculinity. That, or i'm laughing at you. Also, i'm not your pal, guy.

[Kanakotka]

@Trucidofy You really remind me of a feminist whining and rambling with your pointless and inane banter. Pull out a dictionary and see what it actually means.

[Kanakotka]

@Trucidofy So apparently you don't know what feminist means. :) Please don't use words if you don't know what they mean in the first place...

[PhilipDK5800]

Listening to the "Baby whisper" made my "pointless violence center" in my brain react.

[Ayanami1000]

WOW those guys give the word gullible a whole new meaning!!!

[blackkat77]

i read on one of the comments here that penn and teller belong to the cato institute which at some points was funded by the tobacco industyy. i dont think all of what there episodes are lies but come on how is second hand smoke not harmful? that is just common sense not scientific.

[Kanakotka]

@blackkat77 Penn and Teller do belong into the Cato institute, and it's visible in multitude of their episodes. In fact, both of them are senior fellows. Second hand smoking is harmful, and there are a number of studies done on it outside of US borders, and prior to the EPA study. There is nobody credible here that can claim with any evidence that WHO, ACA or HDO are wrong.

[gulbirk]

Well, maybe intelligence is something you either have or dont, but there certaintly exists ways to improve yout thinking. Im not sure if listening to classic music is one though, LOL.

[karandex]

but talking to baby and telling stories in womb is helpful

[jorgeaksu74]

Fuck I am never having kids

[vampirefoxhl]

@Trucidofy

Where the heck are you getting this feminist crap from? Calm down. From what Penn said, it sounds like she's part of the Bullshit crew and is doing that stuff to demonstrate how easy it is to scam concerned parents. She could have easily done that with mothers. Lol, that would have been just as hilarious. Jumping on someone for "feminist " behavior with nothing but the video as evidence? WTF? Its all STAGED, an ACT, FAKE.

[deathnotevictem]

The kid penn and teller is trying to teach is adorible in his little straight jacket.

[Thenicereviewguy]

kids should learn how to play mortal kombat

[Bryanccc3]

Can we let our kids be kids, and worry about learning when they start school?

[jntproductions1]

How did second smoke relate to baibies?

[Nemesis000000]

This is just whole word memory, you need to learn phonemes to learn to read

[az12223]

as a first born of 8 children i was watching em all the time learnd how to hold em, feed em (with bottle) i think its useles to watch something that "helps" with your child if you have experience you dont need these videos at all (sorry for my bad english im swedish)

[Vitoro50]

It's the guy from the Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer... before he ditched the adult diapers and just went manorexic.

[BarkerFan180]

Now get otu of the strait jacket..and make it entertaining xD that was great

[Cujoh]

I could read when I was in preschool ahead of everyone, ABSOLUTELY HATE reading, if my parent would have made me read more and not trust me as much as choosing for myself, I would probably being doing great in English Class.

[WarOnSanity]

LOL

the baby whisper?

[janmac86]

Too early to teach your kids, Q-tips!

I know this guy who learned how to read by age 3, do drugs by age 5, became a mob boss by 8, and shot by cops by age 10.

Of course I was messing with you but the point is screwing your kid's childhood because you feel terrible about your own is just TERRIBLE!!!

[1973mazdarx4coupe]

i could read japanese and english before i was 5, and im still a moron

[BrokeredHeart]

I have worked at a kid's toystore for the last 4 years, and it astounds me how many mothers still request Baby Einstein/Mozart videos. I think that parents put so much trust in other people, and they don't care to trust themselves in the raising of their own children. Engage with your kids! It'll mean so much more to the both of you as you bond, and in their early infancy, they don't care about the stimulous as much as the awareness that someone is there to love them.

[sanchachi420]

Truck lol

[ChinchillaAngel]

I can just imagine the casting call for this:

Wanted: One child who is ok being put in a straight jacket. XD

[FiftyOneDegreesNorth]

I got a 3 year old boy, and here's a Parenthood 101... Spend as much time playing, reading, drawing, cooking and having fun with them.

This info only cost you $900, send me the money by paypal or cash. Thanks.

[Nerfi]

@FiftyOneDegreesNorth I cooked with my baby and now he's dead. ;( I demand recompense.

[reymysterioboyaka611]

@FiftyOneDegreesNorth any link or where can i play thingy?

[otharennaur]

Hello, I'm a musician and am currently studying to be a teacher one day. And yeah, Baby Mozart is a damn lie. Listening to Mozart has the same effect than listening to Chopin or Beethoven. It won't make your kid smarter, it will only make your kid familiar to that kind of music. So, when he grows up he will find Chopin, Mozart or Beethover very relaxing 'cause it reminds him of his childhood. Now, there are REAL methods to teach them how to play music at age 4. but that's another story.

[xAvispar]

"The triangle of love" wtf LOLLL

[ffscantfindausername]

oh dear God n these ppl have kids!

[XxMissNoNamexX]

"Your baby can read" is really a horrid program. Kids need to learn to read, not learn to memorize. Present an adult who memorized words as a child with a new word, and they won't be able to read it because they never learned how letters work together. They won't be able to sound it out.

[exoticasian30]

This was porn for those wierdos who love that nappy wearing shit.

[kingbooforums]

the fucking diaper part was epic.

[farranspointon]

This is hilarious. How easily we are made fools of.

[PICLex]

Time for some revolution

[Jaspirita]

Oh my... it's called Spending Time With Your Child!! I can't believe all the crap that's put on the market for new parents O_O I myself have a little girl about to turn 2 and she knows all her body parts and lots of other words, even can form sentences... Guess why? Because my husband and I Spent Time With Her teaching her those words.... /end rant lol

[kangaroopig]

i did not know Houdini's real name until i watched this video...

[mrdubcrazy]

that bald cunt is acreepy fucker, thta little girl might not be able to read ot do calculus, but she can recognize a paedo when she sees one! LOL!

[mrdubcrazy]

I learned to read and talk in two languages fluently very early on and i still fucked up my life! Ha Ha! I fuckin hate pushy parents who fuckin get so obsessive about their kids. Fuck sake just fuckin let em get on with it at their own pace. jeez!

[Starflite]

lmfao I love how the girls totally FAILED at every single word he asked them XD

[SNESosT]

5:39 Derp....

[cometrally]

Taken out of context the Baby Whisperer's "advice" was fucking hilarious: "Remember, babies have to eat."; "Remember to treat them like they're human."; "Remember, be gentle."

[EZ95]

the black guy looks between wale and wacka flocka lol

[benrussell55]

the kid how reads at age 3 is gonna have no friends!!! and will probly not be eny smarter then the rest growing up

[ziosuna]

that little kid looks like he actually is crazy.

[Kelol100]

Playing mozart is dangerous for you baby if you don't use proper ear protection!!! Buy new BabyEarProtectorsPatentPending only 19.99!!!

[guyincognito84]

hahaha man I seriously feel for those young dads......they don't have a choice in the matter.....poor guys.

[CrabKing05]

ahh dont you just love when you just get a nice does reality. I love this show always on the side of reason.

[BigProcATS]

That's hilarious to see the kids NOT read haha

[pomegranateish]

They're not bouncing on those balls because they love their kids. It's fucking fun!

[woopa2121]

but the truth is no matter what. There still gonna be parents who are still gonna buy the bullshit.

[futaki20]

Babies are humans

NO YAH THINK?

[emancoy]

The diapers and making people do the worst things are so funny!.

[emancoy]

Oh those kids who watched the teaching videos how to read didn't work! sad! and the man who invented the video just embarrased himself.

[breakingthe4thwall]

The scam at the end is so awesome.

[DickArmee]

I couldn't read until I was 7.

I read all the time now, which is much more than I can say for most of my friends who could read at 3.

*goes back to reading Mein Kampf*

[zhaang666]

@DickArmee so you are trying to say that kids that start reading late get to be Nazis?

or was that supposed to be a joke that just was not?

[tykk86]

@zhaang666 Wow, look up man, the point just passed by.

[DonMega187]

gotta love this show. they hit it spot on in most topics and even when they fail they still make it funny :D

[masterohumans]

I actually had tons of problems reading when I was young. I was way behind for a while, now I love reading and I read all the time. Not books like twilight, or some Stephen king book either. Parents really don't need to worry about that shit.

[AngelKittyLalaC]

More proof that Americans are getting more and more stupid and weak, generation after generation. How many of us who are 30+ had parents who would have fallen for this crap? Helicopter parenting didn't exist back then, and it shouldn't exist now, either.

Escape from the straight jacket!

[Kingofcorrect]

I was left to my own devices, and i turned out fine. I have a 4.0 GPA, and am currently Secretary of the SGA at my college. I go out and kill people to satisfy my sexual cravings, but where's the harm in that? XD

[cleanhomer]

LOL! "Loving dads" I remember on the Simpsons, Homer was willing to jump a big gorge on a skateboard to teach Bart a lesson.

[cleanhomer]

Maybe she's a tutor to people who think their babies are pets or tools for social status. Some people actually DO think that way! They love & play with their kids when they're cute, but then get outraged- as if surprised- if their kids get upset or think for themselves.

They forget their kids are HUMANS!

And humans can be very difficult when treated like animals; just ask slaveowners of the past.

[yourass117]

2:46-3:26

Holy shit those kids are fucking stupid

[DenimVenom95]

@yourass117 lol they're 3 - when did you learn to read?

[yourass117]

@DenimVenom95 I know, its just its funny how they both got ALL of them wrong. And I was born litterate, durr i dink sowe ayt leezt

[DenimVenom95]

@yourass117 i like how the guy who made the reading video glanced nervously at the camera when the kids kept getting the words wrong rofl

[W1kk3dMango]

wait... who was the ONE person who his dislike?!?!

[dfrye4]

No fair!!! those dad's know it's bullshit but they know it's not worth it to say anything. Trust me thery're thinkin' "just 30 more min and I can meet the guys at the pub and I'll still get to bank some points".

[Xigano1]

@dfrye4

So they're not idiots, just spineless sheep.

Much better.

[garagecrap]

Do not push your kids to learn ahead of their natural development! It can damage them for life.

[98nafets]

Glad the Black guy didn't do anything after the burping exercise

[method190]

i would only go to the triangle of love when I'm high

[harleykman]

@method190 My wife lets me visit the Triangle of Love at least once a week

.

Sometimes if she's randy, she lets me visit every day!

.

[scorpionfights]

rofl couldnt stop laughing hafhafdahahaha

[shoehedgie]

3:00 This guy's approach is all backwards. These girls have no idea how letters work!!

I've noticed that kids who read late are eternally behind in language skills. Reading to kids and teaching them to read is extremely important. Otherwise you end up with shitheads who can't pronounce "crisis".

[Serpent0fEden]

Fuck it, my kids are growing up on P&T and Thundercats.

[broalonzo]

This reminds me of louis ck when he said you just have to fumble through parenting and go "whoops! perminant damage there! move on."

[GTBurns48215]

P&T baby houdini videos there is a cash cow.

[taccrawford]

just rember your kid needs to eat

[ActaNonVerba71]

On average, mothers are waaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy more gullible to all this nonsense than are fathers. Increased feminization of America, maternal gatekeeping standing between father's influence and the children, and increasing numbers of single moms = more and more of this garbage.

[BrendanIsCool]

@ActaNonVerba71 goddamn right. I approve this message.

BrendanIsCool MD PhD

[ActaNonVerba71]

@BrendanIsCool thanks

[broalonzo]

WTF Why can't children enjoy being kids while they still can? They have the rest of their life to learn this crap.

[CrabKing05]

@broalonzo

i dont know physo new age parents, that are gullible and gobble stupid shit from the news

[ziosuna]

@CrabKing05 don't forget about day time tv like oprah and dr phil as well

[mrdubcrazy]

Blanket with a hole in it, ain't that a poncho?! Fucking FUCKTARD BIATCH!

[sonsofplunder328]

@broalonzo i agree. now a days children are beaing spoiled. when there young they should have fun wail they can because when they get old there f@#$ked

[norcallogger]

you know i bought some of that motzart stuff only beacuse i thought it was cool and i bought the cds not intelangence but to help my kids sleep make noise and you dont have to tip toe around the house when its nap time or bed time

[jimbrown257]

While the crackpot over-parenting parenting stuff is indeed BS, what they should be tackling is the under-parenting problem that is too common. Kids these days have no manners. I would be mortified if I had a kid that acted like most kids these days act.

[ClarkieDude]

@jimbrown257 True! Scarily, most kids in American culture are brought up via cynicism and sarcasm (check out some of the cartoons they enjoy watching); whatever happened to good old-fashioned imagination and fun? Kids are kids--the rest is bullshit.

[jimbrown257]

@ClarkieDude It reminds me of something in the book No Country for Old Men (this part isn't in the movie). It takes place in 1980; the sheriff tells his wife about an article he read that says many parents are leaving their kids with the grandparents because they don't want to parent. He wonders what will happen when those kids grow up and have kids because they will have learned nothing about parenting. Well, it's 30 years latter and this is what has happened.

[StopSpamming1]

Lol, so I'm wearing diapers and crawl on all fours and then suck on mommy's tits. Am I a certified fetishist?

[taz014l]

my parents should've did this burping crap to me when i was young, i can't burp, all i get is this sigh, and everyone just is like "wtf?". yes, a sigh is my version of burping

[TommyIsATwat]

@taz014l what's your version of sighing? Or is that just sighing also, maybe you're not a total freak

[lvsoad22]

@taz014l lol that's wierd but funny

[1235788888]

@taz014l Sucks for you. Sorry. Also sucks that you have terrible grammar. "Should've did" huh?

[taz014l]

@1235788888 my one and only excuse: I'M ESL!!