Lewis Black- Red White And Screwed 2

[SANTORO61]

Lewis Black is a useless idiot.

[YaoiForeverSasuxNaru]

@SANTORO61

Sir, He is not a useless idiot. He actually has both the balls and the ability to say what many of us want people to hear.

Now, why don't you just stay away from good videos like this and keep comments like that to yourself? Didn't the adults tell you to not say anything if you didn't have anything nice to say? Thank You and have a good day.

[screenpuller]

Imagine if ol' Dick had blown that guy's head off... I KNOW nobody would ever hear of it... the guy would just "disappear". XD

[kjfhgbkjhfbv]

Axis of Evil: A term I knew was bullshit before I knew what bullshit was.

[akkadianantttt]

For anyone looking for Part 3, skip to part 4. OP skipped a number.

[akkadianantttt]

Lewis Black, a hidden gem.

[ThreeFluffyBunny]

This man has the number one grasp of reality on the entire fucking planet.

[bashie34]

Lewis black is Jew and he knows Israel controls were American kids die . He tries to blame shade spaying as an excuse why America is broke and is hated all over the world . Get rid of the snake and your problems will be solved or at least let others solved it for you like IRAN so shut up and thank them when they do you a favor .

[taylabrain]

Lol he said myspace XD

[1gr8lady]

I love Lewis Black...never ending politically incorrect shit that makes me wish I had his brain to be that funny about a normally boring subject. Go Lewis

[karaandthefrogs]

3 people have no color

[Adb12San]

3 people don't agree on what the fuck reality is!

[pausengogolfing]

3 people are quayle hunters

[tjf5183]

and five-hundred iranians will throw it at us

[kalashnikov662]

wtf is myspace?

[FutureMarine1775USA]

3 people are equestrians

[cherios420]

fuckn republicans

fuckn democrats

fuckn politics

[toxicwar]

you cannot show. video. of a land rover, running over a cat (end)

me: ._. . . . k

[LOL wth XD]

[helookslikefamousppl]

you don't FUCK with that kind of evil LMAO

[paulocesarsossa]

"It's funny because it's true...."

[SasquatchLegend]

Every one of his specials are incredibly hilarious. But this one is my favorite, as of now.

[JeffersonDinedAlone]

Carlin. That's all. But I would pay to see this guy.

[JHcutt4621]

Look at the cock on that one!!

[jasonminers]

He made 51 on Comedy Centrals Top 100 Comedians of All Time.

[hippiestarr1967]

@jasonminers WHAT?! Thats ridiculous! He should have been at least in the top 10! Who was #1?

[dark1monarch]

@hippiestarr1967 Richard Pryor, carlin was #2

[ubermplalir]

iran, iran, iran, IRAQ!

[DeanMartin1231]

a nervous fuck breakdown

[zerocool199991]

There's 2 people in the corner of the room counting his fucks.

[jon549260]

@zerocool199991 There's an 80 fuck limit

[syrikan4]

those 2 ppl must b equestrians

[TubaGlider2]

We're gonna build a fence 700 miles long and we can't even build the levees in new orleans, dickhead.

[kinyo981]

2 of thouse people wher hunted

[deolynx]

I wanna choke the bitch that you can hear laughing at everything he says and above everyone else every time.

[PatchesJohnson]

2 equestrians didn't like this.

[EkoToyKite]

5:36 something: made for tv movie. incubus. enough said

[Wedwickboy]

@EkoToyKite you idiot

[docmass15]

Where the fuck is part 3

[cjh71292]

@docmass15 Video #3 is labeled as #4. It goes, 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 6. I don't know why the poster labeled them like this, but that's how he did it.

[MegaFloydhead]

2:00 XD

[dirtbyker47]

i got it... i got it... i got it... BAM!

[quakingaspen23]

LOOK AT THE COCK ON THAT ONE!

[hydrowiz]

@quakingaspen23 thats what SHE SEAD ahgagagagagaaga

[PlasticBeach666]

it must suck to be the 2 only diks who live their lives like a bunch of angry as$h0les... well i hope u die soon :D

[CountryBoyRoby]

I may not agree with this guy on everything, but at least his opinion is intelligent.

[chaosblaster997]

transcribe audio works quite well here 

[surredneck66]

@ReadCommentBelow  yup

[surredneck66]

lewis black is not a comic he is a demotivational speaker with comic relief

[brikrantz]

Thank GOD that we have Lewis Black.  Carlin and Hicks are dead and Dennis Miller is a sell-out. Someone still has the balls to contradict the power structure and point out how ridiculous our government really is.

[ThombaArtz]

so evil they got no color.... you dont fuck with that kind of evil HAHAHAH this guy is fire

[FezTickle]

Lewis Black makes politics more interesting and appealing

[LordClaremorris]

"You can't say 'I mistook you for a quail." Brilliant.

[MrFrostyman22]

Iran, Iran, Iran, IRAQ!!!!!!!!! lol



[banana12292]

pause at 2:06

[banana12292]

pause at 2:10

[uuadafac]

the guy at 1:15 gets me every time!

[Indianaguy72]

I like his hurricane comments. You can bet your asses, if a huge hurricane hit and tore the hell out Palm Beach (a large concentration of the rich/powerful) the response would have been swift and fast!!!! But since it hit where a lot of low income Americans lived those at the top didn't give a shit!

[NavySealWannabe67]

@Indianaguy72 yep

[joeratti]

@Indianaguy72 i can vouch for that. i live in palm beach county

[AusGuerin]

part 3 is: "Lewis Black- Red White And Screwe 6" its the one that has 'screwed' spelled incorrectly.

[jess401]

where's part 3?

[PrinceLonestar1000]

@jess401 there is no part 3 it goes straight to part 4 and then there is 2 part sixes

[AftershockXXI]

1 person is unpatriotic...Lewis Black is the symbol of political stand-up comedy...

[Commandoj251]

YOU CANT! YOU CANT!

[20kukulkan12]

F-E-M-A Find Every Mexican Available

[DustinTheGoth]

Cock-six FEMA hoodah haa whatever it is.

[slc9871]

It even said so on the Iraqi page on my space HAHAHAA!!!!

soo true

[Wafflepudding]

@slc9871 It probably didn't help that Saddam's page's last update was Mood: Sneaky lol

[Laevi1337]

"Quote from video"

"Comment about likes/dislikes"

Thumbs up please

[Nemesis0300]

@Laevi1337 You know what is worse than the Quote/Dislikes Comments? People who complain about them.

[SnlpErlsNaStY]

@Nemesis0300 Your probably one of those fucking queers going around asking for thumbs up go fuck yourself.

[Nemesis0300]

@SnlpErlsNaStY You got me totally figured out. How embarrasing for you it must be. Because you could'nt be more wrong, heh. You're just sore because I just fucking dominated you.

[SnlpErlsNaStY]

@Nemesis0300 go fuck yourself.

[Nemesis0300]

@SnlpErlsNaStY I get right on that, thanks.

[SnlpErlsNaStY]

@Nemesis0300 Just shut a fuck up stupid fucking cunt go suck your dads cock faggot.

[SnlpErlsNaStY]

@Nemesis0300 Fuck you.

[17Jediknight]

Lewis Black for President

[m0mbuster]

hum... were is part 3»

[aichausa]

@m0mbuster You have to replace the 2 with a 3 in the search field and it will pop up.

[aichausa]

@m0mbuster You have to replace the 2 with a 3 in the search field and it will pop up. Just make certain the video is by Intuos7.

Hope this helps. 

[JaMasta300]

1 North Korean

[CharlieH4ll]

"North Korea is the country that the monkeys from the Wizard of Ozz came from"

"Iran, Iran, Iran, Iraq!"

[unseensniper18]

dick chaney is the only person who doesnt like this lmao

[Blasted2Oblivion]

Hes right. There is no way he can make a living screaming "FUCK YOU" at politicians.

[FALCONPUNCH007]

1 person mistook is friend as a quail.

[geolu18]

1 guy rather see black people drawn than to see brown people work lol

[sexykatie911]

Intuos7



[kellyFrecklescollins]

"And they will put it into a missle...And five hundred Iranians will...throw it at us."

[gargmel]

1 person is a monkey from the wizard of oz

[gunnare123]

@gargmel just let it go, it's probably just Kim Jong il

[xXDimistreoXx]

@gargmel and the second person was too high to function xD

[EarthGlaive7654]

If it weren't for my horse I would not have spent that time at Fema.

[mikevt57]

kim jong il probably disliked this

[Sephie666]

what do you say, it's horse show! LOOK AT THE COCK ON THAT ONE! lol, i got my family to go unconsious from oxygen deprivation on that one!

[villeMvalo]

somebody is mentally retarded hitting the dislike button

[MegaSagene]

Look, look..... i got him in the corner!!... haha.... hillarious!! LOL

[sarsekim]

oh come on now, 419 likes and 1 dislike.



[Mikolajsos]

That fucking women laughing is do fucken annoying! Imagine sitting next to her.....

[CoolerKing37]

@Mikolajsos lol. It seems every comedy show I've watched always has that 1 woman who laughs like that.

[avarnum21]

@CoolerKing37 kill that bitch.

[KineticElements]

@Mikolajsos You should watch the chick in eddie griffin voodoo child. xD

[MEGAwolfy]

the six dislikes are north koreans.

[kthandford]

kthandford@yahoo.com

[mcconnellch]

Could you imagine having this guy as a father..coming home from a friday night date "YOU DIDN'T FUCK HER!!?? YOU DIDN'T FUCK HER!!?? NOT EVEN A HAND ON HER TIT!!?? HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND!!?? bububuffbuaba......Go to your room.

[Marion085]

AND U DON'T FUCK WITH THAT KIND OF EVIL LOL..........

[HailBoogieman]

wow 1 that doesn't like this? so dick cheney watched this?

[geekofsteal]

@HailBoogieman And 2 months later, there is still only 1 guy who disliked it.

[Wafflepudding]

@HailBoogieman No, Cheney liked it. It was the guy that got shot in the face, he couldn't tell the buttons apart clearly. What a tragedy.

[LORDAKIRA2019]

@HailBoogieman lol i'm shocked that nobody ever shot HIM in the face!

[NavySealWannabe67]

@HailBoogieman it's up to 2 so Bush and Cheney 

[NavySealWannabe67]

@HailBoogieman it's up to 2 now so Bush too

[DarthSinistris]

@HailBoogieman And bush, it's up to 2 dislikes now.

[keanucange]

@HailBoogieman Dick cheney must have 2 accounts. 2 dislikes!

[Bromopar]

@HailBoogieman Now its two so George Bush must have watched it too.

[tigredavid]

@HailBoogieman

michael brown is the 2nd dislike

[red88alert]

and if it is true that we dont know what were doing anymore....does anything we do even matter???

i mean even our money is worthless...used to be backed by gold...now its just "legal tender"

[Pam4Rob]

"and 500 Iranians will throw it at us" LMAO I totally love this man!! If I wasn't already married good lord I would marry this man on sense of humor alone..lol

[thnksmarter]

"there has to come a point where democrats and republicans where we see a piece of footage and we just agree on what the fuck reality is." LMAO so true!

[ogersteiner]

Back in Black baby....

[Jaydoggy531]

It's perhaps the best point he's ever made. "There has to come a point where democrats and republicans see a piece of footage and just agree on what the fuck reality is." And still, to this day, they cannot, despite seeing what something is in black and white. One side or the other always has to twist it to their perspective. It's a circus, and they have the audacity to wonder why people don't vote for either of them?

[Sandman515]

Holy crap.

Lewis Black turned black and white.

He's evil!

[meteosurreal]

@Sandman515 Wha? When did this happen? How do you know?

[Sandman515]

@meteosurreal Sometimes the video kinda 'flinches' and the color goes black and white.

[William6likes6Rock]

Vote Psychotic

[heavenshaffer]

How are we going to catch 11 milloin people? How are we going to make sure we won't hace to catch even more?

[GeologyRulz]

they have access to nuclear material which they are converting into some sort of a bomb...which 500 Iranians will throw at us......

CLASSIC!!!!

[maximiliangallant]

6:16 lol wtf is that women wearing? X)

[Grant691]

@maximiliangallant Clothing.

[idontknow164]

@maximiliangallant maybe she got lost on her way to the Blue Collar Comedy Tour 

[315MrAnonymous]

L. Ron Hubbard could think of a story like that

[Bowsersgirl1]

ALRIGHT!!! Who's the Bitch who thumbed this video down!?

[niteman555]

@Bowsersgirl1 prolly misclicked

[RoosterHitman]

I ask you again.....who is the one fuck who has to put a "dislike" on every great video on youtube?!?!

[GasmaskGorbachev762]

@RoosterHitman just some german nazi dude who fucking hates the shit outta anyone funny.

[wookie808]

Why must there always be one person in the audience with a higher pitch laugh that stands out from the rest?

[IQ2992]

500 Iranians will throw it at us!

[jamesfelix303]

wheres part 3?

[DeRoche022]

@jamesfelix303 the Numbering is funky. Go to Part 4 next

[c47000]

Also has a George Carlin feel to it too, I think.

[aguilanthony]

His humor is a brand of its own but it is very reminisant of like a combination of Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart but with the vulgarity of Sam Kinison.

[TheSlammurai]

Iraq has a myspace. priceless.

[Bowsersgirl1]

@TheSlammurai Holy shit, do they?

[RadarKat73080]

"Insane leader, weapons of mass destruction"? Is he SURE he's not talking about America?

[SeanDaniel711]

Wow, I can't believe there is discussion about evil countries. This is comedy. Get a sense of humor or leave. Those who cannot view a stand-up clip on YouTube without getting overly defensive are the same as the pricks who work for the FCC who tell us what we should watch.

[meteosurreal]

@SeanDaniel711 Or in some cases, offensive. Whatever, usually, it's too hypersensitive to go easy on.

[1m1nth3m0b2]

@SeanDaniel711 Personally I say we should be rid of the FCC its life and people are censoring it. if any parents are reading this and say "But our Children shouldnt be watching things like this it promotes foul language and bad behavior" news flash Your an idiot if you dont want your kids watching something dont let them and they will learn this shit anyway probably are saying it already when your not around

[XsaviorofthebrokenX]

I always thought FEMA was a bone here in your ass.

Coccyx, fema, hoodaha, whatever it is.

[[love lewis black]]

[5308675309]

Gayest name for a man. Pinkerton. it's a real name

[Extandia]

They are so evil, they have no color. And you don't fuck with that kind of evil, your hands are full. hahahahahah

[bluesboy25000]

North Koreans are the most evil people on the planet

[sexyYTuser]

from South Korea?

all countries are evil though some more than others

and no I'm not defending North Korea

[alexs014]

Americans? Do they take the medal for most ignorant? What about governments? America is certainly within the top ten for "the most evil".

[bluesboy25000]

@alexs014 Right.

[Se1ander]

So basicly the US attacked the only country that really wasen't a threat?

[ApsUseless]

did they actually attacked any country which was a threat..... exept Germany at WW II

[citydriver]

more or less yeah

[CleansWithRag]

OH LOOK! We got him the corner!

[robkruzelwins]

lol 500 iranians are gonna throw it at us lewl

[AndrewDeLong]

"Yeah. We're gonna build a fence 700 miles long, and we couldn't even build the levees in New Orleans. Dickhead!"

I defy ANYONE to tell me that doesn't make PERFECT sense, because quite frankly, it does.

[Se1ander]

@AndrewDeLong

It does.

[jman135551]

its not the film...these ppl r so evil they hav no color...and u dnt fuck with that kind of evil....lmao

[Haydenrw93]

look at the cock on that 1, id say hes a winner if he doesnt trip over it  XD LMFAO

[TKJ45]

iran..iran..iran..IRAQ!!!!!!!!­!

[Se1ander]

@TKJ45

That is not funny because it's fuckin probably true!

[TKJ45]

Who cares? Governments fucked up anyways at least we got a guy like Black with the balls to say what's up and what's real.

[Angelblaze2007]

@Se1ander if its true and your not retarded, it is funny

funny = true

[DAI3792]

haha i think brokeback mountain should have been called brokeback aquestrians hahahaha