ComputerTV: Tech Update Ep 57

[nictherocker]

shes got awesome tits fuck yeah

[BibleBurnr]

BAUER AND SAM are much more entertaining than SAM AND ALBERT

[AmH032uTuBe]

I think there's 3, Bauer, Albert, and Sam.

Logan left.

[XXXMikeHonchoXXX]

i like this show its rlly funny and informing for the most part lol :D nice job

[sostav]

If this guy was paid a dollar per word he would have been richer than Bill Gates, I guess.

[sostav]

75% of the bla-bla-bla is sheer waste of oxygen.

[aschris87]

ha ha ha 7ghz my assss....

[breathKILL]

LMAO @ mac = no credibility - gg

[evolagenda]

the discalimer at the end was fucking lame btw

[evolagenda]

WaW tech update.... TECH update TECH!? albert rules

[Reckoning888]

Awesome tech update, not very much tech though.

[Jayghalizzle]

heh im actually starting to like these videos...they should have all three doing the tech update

[portugal0are0da0best]

no. just no. 2 is enought. bauer and albert.

[MAMW93]

I like Albert and Sam doing tech update and Inbox.

[vasanx]

Sam is freakin adorable. Bauer really cracked me up this time. Awesome show. Been dying to watch a worthy tech show since the demise of TechTV. This definitely fits the bill.

[portugal0are0da0best]

i dont look at her face XD

[wel2myworld]

Bauer is inconsederate of others likes and dislikes

[datetime123]

they were takin about how the new iphone might be 32 gb soo yaa dumbshit

i m just lettin them know tht there is another phone "Nokia n97" which is 32 gb

fucken dumbasses watchin show

[DingeZZ]

so?... I dont see the point of 32GB anyway unless you want to watch a LOT of movies. I'll stick with my 8GB iPhone.

[datetime123]

just for ur info guyz nokia n97 is 32 gb n it is exp. up to 48 (:

[killcows897]

What in the dick did you just type?

[Epsilon0703]

Bauer should be on TV! He is awesome!

[OAWALKER]

i prefer these two together to do tech update

[fnatte0]

paranoid:P

[REVHE4D]

Only subscribed 2 weeks ago, great vids guys keep it up.

[FrapsChannel]

I see nothing wrong with Bauer personally. He's very informative.

[samtee14]

lol. india has indian idol.. sam doesn't know what she's talking about :P

[Razear]

Albert should be doing Tech Update with Sam, not Bauer.

[wombat023]

I couldn't really understand her but at the end did she say "maybe not in India?" India more than any other country would have be likely to have their own version ofAmerican Idol. Have you watch a hindi movie? 4 hours of singing. It's like Disney! Plus they are quick to adopt American pop-culture.

[woodenforest3]

bauer is the best :D Ultrafunny.

[Cotton926]

sams boobies rock

[Dan4157]

I was actually in my car when a van with a picture of a real estate woman on it parked next to me. I didn't expect to see her, but she actually came out of the drivers seat and was like "whoa!". She was dressed weird just like her picture xD

[mupet00000]

well guys, twitter is a peice of shit.

[zgarner2]

uho she got a Gateway laptop :O

[Juiceman8686]

I miss Albert :(

[LookanIndian]

ZUNE HD WOOOO

[tazerfire]

hide the iphone in the classs your in......

[CRAKIZGOOD]

lol good idea

or

give it to some guy in the same class

[tazerfire]

ya but if you were found out they would find the guy you gave your phone to, through the gps lol.

[CRAKIZGOOD]

but there would be allot of people im sure they wont notice 2 phones close to each other all the time

[tazerfire]

yea but they can track specific phones, so they would turn off the detection for the rest of the phones and only track that 1 phone, which would lead to the guy in the class with 2 phones

[tazerfire]

what happens if the led's break?

[mcguire720]

lol Bauer owns her on the American Idol and Oprah stuff.

[Prozac5647]

i can't wait for the Zune HD

[siciliano29]

I love how Bauer smiles more and is more laid back when a cute chick is sitting next to him... in contrast, he's such a complete dick to Albert.. lol

[EnemyN666]

Bauer and Sam make a good team :)

[Deospeon]

Sam and Albert please.

[Xndingo11]

aw..they fixed it...

[TravvyG]

the Nokia N97 has 32GB of internal with up to 16GB via MicroSD the only thing i dont like bout it that it doesnt have a DVB antenna so i can watch free to air digital TV so i think the iPhones got a lot to live up to now feature wise =)

Come to Australia its like a mini America lol we have idol but its ok a lot of good signers and stuff with hilarious auditions

[xBloodYxCannibaLx]

nooooooooo

a tech update with out albert its sucks

[akelaristera]

Bauer come to Cyprus. We dont have american idol but we have kind of greek stupid idol

[royboy7632]

lmao powerfull storage! classic.

[zreiscool]

fuck american idol

[raveash]

Hey! i like my Zune!

[Cliffe4567]

"where they attempted to break a [rat!] record..." :(!

[bloodyninjaassassin]

god shes stupid

[bondcorp10999]

shold put one of those dog trackers on albert lol

[nintendo132]

they do have American idol in India

lol

[m3t4lm4n222]

I hate how people think anything going against apple is a lost cuase. Zunes really do have better features and navigation than ipods, I've had both. I am actually excited for the Zune HD.

[Shadowfox591]

The zune hd sounds like would be good for anyone that has xbox live. Plus the zune pass is a good deal.

[sccandudz]

yeah

another peice of microsoft products i cant wait for

[yourXfavoriteXTOP10]

LOL the bus.. is really.. Awesome guys!

[jellybellies132]

wad old 1 was 8 minutes

[thefamilyk]

about that iphone thing... you can just turn the iphone in "Airplane mode" and it turns off the GPS. Or just give to a friend and tell him to bring it to class. lol

[jgr9000000]

Now Pat Sajak can hug Bauer's picture on the bus! XD

[JCCGProductions]

Is Not the same with out Albert...it cool that now they added 2 girls to show, but Albert and Bauer are just the best. it would be cool to have 2 hot chicks on the background while Bauer and Albert give the news!

[Saaduk92]

Pretty sure even India has American Idol, but it's probably called Indian Idol over there.

[nani1962]

I don't give a fuck if they don't know what they're talking about put them in those cheer leading outfits again and im happy lol

[uCheiz]

Yup cause you click on 'tech update' and would rather have porn than tech. we get it.

[nani1962]

I didn't see any porn lol

[CockerTech]

you can just give your ihpone to a friend

[thehateman]

betty should be fired she is horrible she is a complete bitch sorry to those who like her but that's just my opinion

[GCVos]

Agreed. They should find a girl that actually knows what she's talking about.

[WolFMediaProductions]

I think they are doing it.

[triynizzles]

sam can rock my quad;)

[seanzageek]

ha ha well done sir. :)

[Ranger150]

bow chicka wow wow

[Omellykim]

o dam

[maxpower201]

Hmmm Sam and Bauer's chemistry just don't mix like his and Albert's....anyone else think so?

Did you notice Bauer kept cutting Sam off?

[xGeemaa]

Seems like he does that with albert

[z1pfL]

I ♥ bauer!

[xXDenn1SXx]

Bauer got a boner through his pants when he saw Sam in a short skirt!

[bootsless999]

LOL!

[sperz35]

just like when wier got taken over by nano's on SG@

[FractureShadow]

Isnt the Nokia N97 going to have 32GB of storage plus the ability to put an Micro SD card in? I seem to remember Bauer interviewing a woman who was showing it off at a show.

Correct me if im wrong

[z1pfL]

dito

just go to the official nokia homepage ;)

i am already waiting it, i will get it as soon as it will be released (i live in germany)

[silverspy2007]

in INIDA ITS CALLED INDIAN IDLE!

[tester3000]

LMAO,, thats true :)

[sora778]

That arm tv thing you showed is a pip boy from fallout.

[sora778]

That virtual assistant will assist in killing us when the robots come.

[killer3160]

lol they do have an American idol version in India

[CrysisZER0]

Zune never fell off the map.

[Xen8]

wow the quality is so bad

[JDRyder15]

HOOK IT UP DAWG!

[MaherSalam]

Did you hear Sam ?? "we belong together" ^^,

for Bauer : people watch Heroes !!

[damianson]

i dont see the point of having 1080p and bluray on a small laptop, or laptops in general. you cant enjoy it fully. go big or go home i say.

[jayjay141088]

thats why u hook them up to your hd tv mate!!

[ssJ40gogeta]

bauer getting his mack on XD

[WallClimbersRus]

Mabee there going to tell the robots the gps thing and then they can track the students :0

[JasonWitte84]

Zune Rocks!!! Screw the IPOD!!!

[CrysisZER0]

Can't Wait For Zune HD

[i9smae3l]

god damn, bauer was awesome in this one :D

[spartan4480]

i thought terminator was awsome

[aamir925]

Im getting an "An error occured, please try again later"

Is it the video or my internet?

[kannu1994]

Finally a proper version

[chris0419]

what the hell happened to the HD?

[3Dinvent]

8:00 ..I posted this so I can continue where I left off

[chris0419]

thanks

[3Dinvent]

WHO FUCKING GAVE IT THUMBS DOWN?? I'm just trying to help out

[hitdogs2008]

whats with the horrible quality??

[3Dinvent]

your mom must have uploaded it

[wizkid22]

this show is really not a tech show without albert

[chrisybwell]

I actually like this duo better. The episodes are a lot more fun and not once did we hear about something like the new X45J2++ IHype Motherboards are out lol.

Sam and Bauer ftw.

[tenshitaiakuma]

this is "tech" update, not the fort of july

[chrisybwell]

So you are saying you wanted to hear about the new X45J2++ IHype Motherboards. Sad boy.

[PangitQuest]

actually tech is short cut for technology, so basically what they are saying are part of those technology, but not that American idol thing and the buffy movie..hehe

so in medical advancement, and everything about technology they can say it even if its cars and space craft, and google news or what ever..

if those guys really want to talk about computer hardware, the title should be Comp Hardware Update, not Tech Update..

and also if you dont notice, E3 and CES dont showcase just comp hardware

[tenshitaiakuma]

i know, but the other guy is more focussed on funny comments instead of tech, btw i know what technology means

[hotjoe1998]

ROFL!

[Prence]

Wow this video in really low def?

[assassassin14]

it takes youtube a while to render the videos.

[Prence]

I figured, it just seemed like it was filmed in really low def and it didn't look right.

[Jokkomon]

Bauer is the shit! <<3333

sam is okey... ^^

[EBA170]

albert is the shit, bauer is ok

[k4ZE106]

more like albert is the shit and bauer is simply shit :D

[EBA170]

lol ya

[nintendofan1000]

NO ONE CARES!! lmao

i give her an A for effort though

E3 is going to be badass XD

[techkidguru]

zthat was a good tecu update

[Weyyyyyy99]

Bauer is so much funnier without Albert

[emuman4evr]

What was with the cut off after 8 minutes on the original recording.

[cr9527]

baur is awesome!!!!

Sam is just there to be a distraction.

[m66k]

They make a great duo

[pdimatteo]

I'm excited for the zune HD!!!

[maaitah]

you are the only one.

[madman720ap]

hahaha

[RaiScapeCannel]

your friend takes your iphone for you :)

[MagicHandedAlex]

most useless tech update ever, but also THE FUNNIEST ever! never laughed so much during a tech update.

[Orno]

CES, ESE3, ES, E3.

Really? SERIOUSLY?

BAUER SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING GENIUS BESIDE HER, THATS BAD.

[metokrusheto]

the nokia n97 has 32 GB + microSDHC

[ImWhoIAmOk]

theres no idol in pakistan

[iFelix0221]

No HD???

[Grayfoxx187]

It takes a while...its 22 mins :p

[DjTyskii]

yay !!

[aRiflip]

LOL, "I WANT THAT CHEESE!"

[kaneem001]

this was actually good :)

[dharamDSM]

India has Indian idol LOL so hes fucked anyways LOL

[tombmxcrowley]

lol now bauer sounds like the geek

[Shinigami920]

why is baurer always lauder than any one else? i can smell some evil conspiracy o.o

[Pokemonnut01]

No one cares about American Idol Sam

[pipzor]

Bauer owns

[legice]

adam should of have won..aaaaa...never watched this season xDDD

[FrogurtX]

That actually wasn't as bad as I would have thought. Good job holding down the fort guys.

[MrSedarati]

get that lazy bast albert out of bed

[HgCst0]

albert nooo

[VideoGuyNC]

Here's the problem with the Siri concept. VOICE RECOGNITION DOES NOT WORK. Voice recognition, (I think) is about ten years away from practicality. Anyone who has ever used services like TellMe, etc knows that it gets simple voice comands right about 75% of the time. So, when you try to book seats at Ruth's Chris, and end the software orders shoes from boots and things - yeah, you get the point. Also, who bothers watching Hi-def on a tiny netbook, or a zune? What's next - Hi-Def postage stamps?

[Shhnizzle]

YES! no albert

[updown454]

sam should not do tech updates

[L33CH3RS]

agreed

[eckstea]

I actually liked this tech update... less animosity between the hosts. This is more like a real conversation instead of passive aggressive driver updates.

[hellomynameistj]

lol it was reuploaded

[nickjgriff]

get albert back feck off sam

[woddaheck]

longer... but still as boring =/

[rabbit7676]

Ok lets begin by saying i do not care either Bauer. Next, please next time Ablert is sick. Lets just cancel the show and wait for him because its a "tec" show and not a show about useless shit like what she was talking about. She has no idea in how computer tec works and gets most of her info worng anyway. Dammit , we need ablert back ! lol

[playa1313]

boooo 22 min of no hardware :(

hahahaha they spelled albert wrong in the tags both on this video and the fail video. Fail x 2

[Brianbssh]

haha, "ablert" in the tags

And I agree. This stinks without Albert and hardware :(

[pouecc]

sam and bauer are really good together, good episode

[R0L4M]

oh fuck sam and bauer. no hardware :(

[azkerr01]

yay 22 min

[salamon121]

o.o...

[gaaraofthedesert1996]

ya i emailed bauer last night and told him that there was a mistake

[CRAKIZGOOD]

i think every one  noticed

[techking00107]

well all i want to see is from 8:01 +

[bengetme]

Your face on a bus like.... Pat Sajak?

[ichigo3223]

Finally, Tech Update 57 complete. Last night, this Tech Update was uploaded but only 8 mins of it. Now we can see it complete. ^_^

[jaju123456]

hmm a reupload xD 2nd

[Tomymdobson]

its technichly not a reupload !

the first one was not complete

[abc56975314]

1st

[0TOM007]

Fagot.