Ridiculous Crysis Glitch!

[homemadelolofgarry]

Its called for a bug

[robto333]

When you are in doubt

Just flail about

[MecTheGamer]

Revolutionary A.I.

[armadica10]

Fucking hell i love crysis

[derkevevin]

0:22 what would u do if someone grabbed u at ur neck

and smashed u on the ground when u were just dancing ;D

[tetrisacidbath]

Everyday I'm shufflin'

[CrysisMaster360]

attempted bicycle kick!

[tropicthunder332]

whats so funny about that? I do that everytime when I am drunk

[vanroz24]

this happend to me too :D

[XGamertech01]

everyday im ko-re-an

[AlucardAnimation]

CUZ THIS THRILLER THRILLER NIGHT

[agukratos13]

Um...

[LegoNerfMarksman]

THEY BE DANCIN EVERYWAR'!!!

[hellcatdave1]

Something funny.. Crysis may look a bit nicer than FC2.... But FC2 has less glitches... :3

[0BattlestaR0]

Korean Soldiers just need one thing: Girls xD

With they, sex starts!

[QWERTYCommander]

That's just the Korean version of the "Haters Gonna Hate" walk.

[Nightmare7454]

CANT HIT ME, CANT HIT ME!

[Dotchetter]

I really LOLed, "cover me, reloading!" - @ Waving his arms in hovering reverse

[TheKing2577]

THIS IS NOT FAIL !!!

[mmfcoriginal]

@TheKing2577 i think he changed the AI with the editor :P

[lapajko9]

new battle-technology

[87962dan]

haha Lol



[resdudeornardude]

Loaded video, k, whats so spe- LOLWUT

[bradgin]

they be trolling you. trololo;

[PuraluxTCGchannel]

lol

[henrijs1999]

I know this it happened to me when the cd was scrached

[YaphetS981]

thumbs up if you came here from ac brotherhood longest kill streak...

[sachamun]

They're break dance fighting!

[ItheSwick]

The fail is how expensive a PC that can run this game is... Which is why I bought it on XBLA... I don't give a flying fuck how many leaves are on the trees, I just want to play the game

[QWERTYCommander]

@ItheSwick

That awkward moment where a budget PC can run this game on nice settings nowadays...

The other awkward moment where you try to start a system war and no one takes the bait.

[brolyx2]

They fucking making fun of you, you should've shot them right away

[namhero1810]

Chuck Norris....

[MyHeadAsplodes]

Even today it still looks amazing. This game was made to be played by Gods, not mere mortals!

[EKOSNIP3R]

Everyday im shufflin

backwards

[Kayinwhv631]

lol :D THIS lol

[TargetNumber09]

Maximum facepalm!

[hunter91497]

Fuck logic. We swim in the air.

[Fruffl3s]

"Everyday I'm Shufflin'."

[halo4019]

lol

[GutSamJack]

They`ve seen some shit...

[DJminiman3]

LOL DO LIKE BERNIE!! haha

[M95Ola]

its not a failiure, they are moonwalking...lol

[alvaroGpk10]

They are the efects of listening Justin bieber singin regaeton.

[TheGoanator]

Haha, Trolldad :D:D

[Intoxiqated]

All I can think of is Zoidberg going "WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOOP"

[MichKonrad]

hah LOL



[EpicFpsMadness]

This is how koreans party!

[Tripleni]

LOL

[Anahlking]

:D

[punteroism]

@20xCRAZY dont mean jerking, cuz that glitch looks like the "reject"

[malgaification]

the soldiers were jerkin better then new boys

[siratthebox]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

[20xCRAZY]

EVERYDAY IM SHUFFLING!

[LiIGrim]

Was this in vietnam or something?

[alexgrinkov]

you should add the Benni Hills soundtrack

[over9000bottlecaps]

many lulz were had

[lolsalad52]

lol but if you want to run something with graphics like crysis on ultra with hardly any lag you need a frigen jet engine sitting next you anyways

[Allishh]

everyday im shuffling !

[Vertigo688]

HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAAAAAL

SEND ME A KISS BY WIIIIIIIRE

BABY MY HEART'S ON FIIIIIIIIRE

[BLACKBINLATIN]

@Vertigo688

??????

[TheJoker0008]

LOLLLO!!!

[blightbringer1]

LMFAO!

[barkyindustries]

Asian Cultures always did confuse me.

[JumpighSoDED]

@barkyindustries I'm racist and i found that offensive

[synal]

@barkyindustries this is an ancient asian kungfu technique known as the flying lotus dragon

sources: i'm asian.

[anon2971]

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN

THEY HATIN

[Gvantya]

@anon2971 THEY SEE ME TROLLIN

THEY HATIN

[joseaca]

haters gonna hate

[MedicOnDutyVids]

To the moon, Alice!

[punkymantv]

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[Zilean35]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[alexkraay538]

cant u see the are just jerking, uknow that rejection thingie

[AmericanRailroads]

They look like Nazi's!

[jeremy2d]

GED-DAN!

[MegaTrane94]

LOL! that was very funny

[kobe316316]

0:22 does he say my name *kobe* O.o?

[ZackTH261311]

@kobe316316 Asian guy: Shut it lolee! Kobe!

Other Asian Guy: DIE DIE!!!

[UrAnus1231]

Everyday I'm shuffelin'...

[semimaru666]

FINISH HIM

[JB007super]

I AM A DISCO DANCER XD

[SimplyNonsensicaI]

thats a korean folk dance.

[albelthewickdjuggalo]

Obviously they're practicing on how to jerk. lmao

[UpskirtPower]

i notice most european games is not good at making facial and facial-animation and movement-animation. crysis 1 when grab people up and their face look all goofy, robotic, andruid, no soul face. even andruid alisa from tekken look 100% human

metal gear 3 is a ps2 game and is older than crysis yet facial in metal gear 3 look more alive and realistic.

90% euro make facial stiff, robotic. 50% american make stiff, robotic. 0% japanese make stiff, robotic.

fav ameri is epic n naughty dog

[DaGleese]

@UpskirtPower you are talking about cgi cutscenes, they are completely different, this is all happeneing in-game, and it takes ALOT of graphical power

cgi cutscenes are premade, take very little power to play, in fact its as graphic intensive as watching this youtube video

[UpskirtPower]

@DaGleese nope im not talking about CGI. im talking about the real deal! the ingame! look at ingame facial of metal gear characters...... so lifeful. look at ingame facial of crysis...... so robotic.

american do have robotic facial too... look at resistance 3.... when human enemy shot u... look at the human face..... so robotic.... no soul.... lifeless...... but only 50% of american games have robotic face. euro games have higher percent of robotic face. japanese is like 0% of robotic face

[dragonxanimation]

@UpskirtPower who cares this game is still the best graphics they where working more on that that the facial movement of a person being choked its only like that when your choking them the rest of the game is normal

[UpskirtPower]

@dragonxanimation the gameplay itself was soso. the ingame facial is funny, stiff and robotic in a bad way. i dont hate crysis..... just giving my opinion on it. it looks super great in consoles..... u can easily tell the lighting and visual color is alot better than pc version.

[dragonxanimation]

@UpskirtPower not if you put it on ultra settings

[ExtremeHardcoreGamer]

@UpskirtPower are you kidding me? in every game, and i mean in e-v-e-r-y game, the pc graphic is muuuuuuch more better than on consoles...

when u compare both then u can say consoles graphics is middle and pc is ultra high

with hd (consoles only have 720 and in pc u can max out to 2500x **** resolution) and antialising it kicks the fucking fat ugly ass from console

[Crysis482]

@ExtremeHardcoreGamer There are monitors with a 2560x1600 resolution, and thats for just one monitor. That's 4-5 times the resolution of a console.

[ExtremeHardcoreGamer]

@Crysis482 yeah u are totally right thats fucking incredible, when u have an power machine under your desktop thats all what you need to sink into an virtual world and feel like a hero...

get ready for your eyes to explode!!!

[impersonator280]

@ExtremeHardcoreGamer

Consoles don't even get 720p. It's shitty upscaled 480p a lot of the time.

[ExtremeHardcoreGamer]

@impersonator280 wtf ? gaysoles are shitty...

[bullfrogeth]

@impersonator280 What are you talking about? PS3 supports 720p, 1080p, and 1080i...

[impersonator280]

@bullfrogeth

>implying the system is the same as the games

The system might, but the games won't truly won't run in it. No matter what you will not see true 1080p on consoles. They are way too shitty to run games at 1920x1080.

[bullfrogeth]

@impersonator280 Actually, the ps3 has 24 games that run at 1080p. Most other games run at 720p. The number of ps3 games that run at 480p = 0.

[survivorevil]

@bullfrogeth ok mention 3 games that run at 1080p...

[bullfrogeth]

@survivorevil Only 3? Well that's easy. 1. Tekken 5 Dark Resurrection 2. Ridge Racer 7 3. Wipeout HD

[TheAussieStew]

@UpskirtPower

Crysis has the most realistic facial animations to date, along with L.A Noire, a bloody Australian game.

[UpskirtPower]

@TheAussieStew you put this bad funny goofy hard stiff roboic facial to the same league as la noire?????? how dare you!!!!!

[TheAussieStew]

@UpskirtPower

You moron, look at some of the cutscenes before commenting with your bad grammar.

[UpskirtPower]

@TheAussieStew who cares about cutscenes facial. its all about ingame facial. and we are talking about ingame facial.

[UpskirtPower]

funny how crysis supose to be realistic yet when grab people up and their face look all goofy, cartoony, robotic, andruid, no soul face. even andruid alisa from tekken look more human.. shiet even jack 5 look more realistic!

[renumeratedfrog]

The fail here is using the 4:3 monitor...

[DaGleese]

@renumeratedfrog dont diss the roots :P

4:3 is handy for old games compatibility and all that

[RapidLow9]

lol

[Mopey1914]

Somebody needs to play the cancan in the background

[ConstantinIV]

The Koreans speak english??

In the German [the original ;) ] version, they speak Korean

[SKINNYgoose95]

You're a JERK!

i know.

...Jerkin...

[lquert]

love when they start dancing.

[wk2oo8]

Durka durka! Muhammed Jihad!

[kautilya1991]

dammit man! i knew it ws jus those fukin aliens all along!

[KAIIN3]

Was dancing the jerk song "you a jerk, i know"

[bjoernbmx77]

theres no HD

[Martin958]

Doesnt he make a chicken noise after getting thrown? 0:17 Then he says DESTROY.

[MrInsaneMixer]

@Martin958 You have weird chickens in your country.. And it did sounded like he said destroy..

[MrEdxwx]

:D

[TheByQQ]

How i'm supposed to watch in HQ?

[TitWarlord]

there were lots of banana peels on tha ground

[DuhZeeMan]

DO THE WIGGLY!

[ipodvidsonly]

This is good graphics?

[hejjagedu]

@ipodvidsonly don't judge without playing, the graphics are awesome even when compared to 5 years newer games

[wizardsteffi]

watch this video and play chacaron macharon

[kerrlocher]

Epic Fail? No! Epic Dance!!!

[godofdaredevils]

silly asians

[xy274]

super moon walk

[MultiLolgasm]

happened to me :P

[Tonkeliponkeli]

They lost their balance :D

[FibrousAcquiescence]

You should have used the night fever song.

[MiLOzzkilo]

Gosh looks like theres a lot of real funny bugs in Crysis, almost like devs made them on purpose.

[Ioniza91]

haha nice.. 

[Jireky]

Ministry of silly walks. xDDDD

[Justin9397]

loserconfirmed no he did not use gmod you idiot

[jiggawoo]

looks like the signal from team america

[PIVOTMASTERDXRIVAL]

QWOPING FOR LIFE!!!!!

[JRMusik94]

Crysis is a little bit crazy

/watch?v=XAZOs2Vyfnk&feature=f­eedlik

[TheFlacker99]

MOONWALK

[rekzzak]

@TheFlacker99 no, its moonfail !!!!

[TheFlacker99]

@rekzzak i could agree with that lol

[262kk]

how did you do that?

[spawnova]

there are no high def-o-nishun

[altu892]

rofl

[Stover36]

Problem, Nomad?

[luanswan2002]

One game's fail is another man's lulz.

[parisyia]

they are doing the RAINMAKER dance ;p

[bonzot]

ROFL

[bestplugins]

Thats the asian maneuver

[MisterLEM0NS]

Crysis, epic flail...

[Dodomctoto]

they were trying to scare u with their native dance

[Avataryoutuification]

Silly Koreans trying to fly..

[746c]

I like how you can grab little koreans by the neck and throw them like dolls

[vgvgvg7412]

thy r just tryin to swim backwards - on land

[fluyingmonkeyinc]

Objective: Distract enemy with dance while general escapes.

[WesternGuru]

Definitely reminded of Team America when I watched this

[DinokillerSithlord]

do the crazy korean dance!

[MultiLolgasm]

this happened to me :) i just started going disco disc o , oi oi ( dont mess with the zohan song )

[ndkblackhawk]

I'm slippiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg!­!!!!!!!!!!

[Pengvin0]

It's PARTY TIME!!44

[appc23]

Please stop giving drugs to yur computer :-/

[3wheels3souls]

at 0:19 I SWEAR the guy says "BLASTOISE"

[bullfrogeth]

@3wheels3souls He totally does!

[3wheels3souls]

@bullfrogeth IKR!?

[thehappyhermitcrab]

@3wheels3souls

Hes Said "Thats too much" Lol. It would be funny if he said that X3

[TheSoulSilv3r]

@3wheels3souls last one

[manbearpigak47]

@3wheels3souls LOL YEAH

[EMPXXXXX]

@3wheels3souls He was daydreaming he captuerd a.... BLASTOISE!

[NanosoftRussia]

@3wheels3souls I think that he said уничтожить (destroy)

[dzeiks91]

@3wheels3souls they are KOREANS!!!

[supergamer1221]

@3wheels3souls Yeah he does :D

[fro0007]

lmao what a wierd dance XD

[lightismystrength]

OMG, they were dragged by some unknown forces!!

[Quakeman224]

Funniest Shit ever.

[faredust77]

weird dance :D

[0oSektoRo0]

Maximum FAIL!