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  • They really beefed up their guitar tone on this show...sounds great, wish I could have been there.

  • Honestly, I'm glad they started implementing sweeps.

  • came hear for the lols.

    stayed here for the grindcore.

  • This seems so fake! His (Chris Martin) mouth is moving alot more faster than these dinosaur noises being made! SHREDS HA! Anyway this is exactly why I buy albums, not live ones obviously!

  • Why is he just...gargling the microphone?

  • best "Shreds" video ever.

  • this is actually better than Coldplay!

  • 2.34 Had me in stitches, oh my god! "RAWWWRRAWWW!!!!!! Thank you"

  • warmplay are sightly better

  • @ItchyClickfinger

    Haha, indeed they are my friend.

  • its fake because it sounds better than Coldplay :)

  • hi

  • It's fake because at 1:33 you can still hear him after he moves the mic

  • coldplay sucks

  • Hahahaha!!! Fucking brilliant!

  • coldplay sucks

  • @DirtyD777 you obivously dont know music. have you even heard any of their other songs like clock and speed of sound??

  • @zync3008 Ummm. . . who the hell hasn't heard those songs, shitbrain? Coldplay is so fucking played out on the fucking radio and the shopping malls just ram them down your throat. Ahem, it is fucking Coldplay isn't it? One of the biggest mainstream bands in the world. If anything, you don't know music but commercial and incredibly played out bands like Coldplay. This looks so bad on your part. And also the song is "Clocks" not "clock", moron!

  • this is veeeery well edited!

  • Coldplays new sound! I can't wait for their new album

  • Metal

  • I CANNOT stop laughing!!!

  • Good call on The Sword. 

  • this is what doom sounds like

  • As a Coldplay fan, I find this the most hilarious thing ever. Very well done. Who... who the fuck are you?

  • LMFAO "cmon, one, two, three, FOOOOUUUURRRR"

  • The "wow" at 0:53 is too good!

  • lmao, i sorta like the start, it sounds so dark and menacing

  • they really have different sound live

  • Funny thing is the guy 'talking' doesnt sound anything like Chris Martin :P

  • @tamara229 yes he does, he sounds exactly like him LOL

  • @doeslunarfoXexist No, at points he sounds 'similar' but a true coldplay fan can tell its not Chris Martin.

  • This much better than Cold Bland Play. Nottingh great, but much better comparing

  • @Giarola77 get a life dick head

  • @zinc4life Ooohh...Where is the right of choice and speech? I did not use any bad or vulgar language. Just my opinion. That's what we can expect as a reaction from a "ooohh" fan of such kind of band. Good for you Zinc....Good For you.

  • WHAT THE FUCK IS OVER THERE... OUT THERE?!

  • Lmfao

  • i would NEVE pay to see them live...he cant sing live

  • @57stacia Have you ever been to a concert becuase i have an i have to say it was BLOODY AMAZING!!! so shut your mouth unless youve seen them live, This is a 'shred' version which are all fake, nothing like the real.

  • Im a Coldplay fan and even i was laughing hysterically

  • This is a great parody because their a shit band, not a great band. Tut

  • Choking with laughter

  • Sounds like a Godflesh song

  • This actualy makes cold plau sound slightly better.....not much but its still better then there othet shit

  • i remember this one! really unexpected!

  • Brilliant.

  • Holy shit! That mosh pit was insane!!!

  • sounds like filter....

  • 1.58 its like theire killing a cow

  • sounds like the shit muse does.

  • "lets tear this fucking place apart....'

  • Youd have to be a complete cunt to dislike this!

  • Lol coldplay doing fagcore.

  • Dude you should get paid for this shit... comic genius!

  • Chris Martin is a fucking raptor!

  • i wish coldplay was like this :/

  • Fucking love this man. Epic

  • this is actually pretty fucking awesome

  • I rather like this a bit better than most Coldplay songs, actually...

  • Amazing work OP

  • YeeeeeeeEEEEAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAA HOOOOOORRRRPPP! ........Thankyou..

  • Just coming!

  • STEPHEN!

  • @cbp76 ....Just coming...

  • also sent by Adam and Joe

  • Adam and Joe sent me here.

  • @ncl47 nonsense nonsense nonsense!!!

  • Top work my friend. Top work.

  • the tab likes. rare.

  • shred vids = best on youtube

  • the no-time-signature part is complex.

  • If real metal bands could play show this big all the time...

  • Seriously better than real coldplay...

  • Wow this is really well done.

  • Pure genius, yo!!

  • Amazing, especially when he runs out into the audience and yells "who the fuck are you?"

  • fuck, its been a while since i heard Coldplay crack out a song from their early doom metal album haha.

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­

  • GIMME YOUR FUCKING HANDS

  • 0:24 that would actually be a pretty good breakdown haha

  • so lame

  • 2:27

  • This sounds like Godflesh lol

  • @thatfuckingtank Holy crap, you're right!!!!! Ahahahahaa!!!!!

  • i wet my pants here!!!!

  • I LOVE SHREDS! FCKING hilarious!

  • @TheMonkeyMedicine seriously, i love the Kings of Leon one

  • the song is amazing man :D makes me wanna mosh all day long

  • It would be awesome to pay for a ticked, only to have Chris Martin tell you "who the fuck are you?" straight in your face...

  • what's the name of the song? it's fuckin' tight! the vocals are amazing!

  • is this riff actually a song. coz i would headbang all day

  • you lot are fucking insane. coldplay are amazing live

  • This is the best fucking thing I've ever seen

  • Get the fuck up, motherfuckers hahahahaha

  • nice lol

  • Fuck i can't stop laughing

    

  • For a shred vid, this sounds fucking awesome

  • They got better

  • coldplay, after meeting chuck norris!

  • Pissed myself 4:30

  • sounds like the jesus lizard. which is a huge improvement

  • Beginning's bass line sounds a little bit like NIN's "Reptile"

  • Tabs, please?

  • This is great audio editing. Does anyone know where to find a link to the original?

  • So. Awesome.

  • 2:17-2:20

    Best part.

  • As a Coldplay fan, i think this is hilarious.

  • @Jordey24

    And as someone that fucking hates them I find it hilarious too

  • @ProofReasonLogic So everyone's happy then.

  • Ooooooaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­ruuuuuhhhhhhhaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr!­!!!!!

  • who..who the fuck are you? who the fuck are you - OARRRRRRRHHHRR

  • 2:28 AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

  • this right here is fucking epic!

  • Lol I would fuckin go to this if it were real. I would enjoy watching a band I hate blow thousands of dollars on such an expensive performance with all the lights and shit....

  • Damn dude they are brutal

  • I could be a coldplay fan if they sounded like this!!

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  • 1:27 - 1:40

    Freya - The Sword.

  • OMG, don't EVER watch this hungover. You'll puke from laughing so hard! Ouch!

  • @pnut7805 now you tell me.

  • Damn! It sounds sick! I love it! ;-)

  • Gotta say, the guys playing the music dubbed over Coldplay's stuff? Wouldn't mind knowing if they actually had some tracks of their own. Pretty decent sound! You know, minus the vocals.

  • Damn this is a nice parody XD

  • One of the greatest death metal bands of all time!

  • Fucking AWESOME

  • what the fuck is that over there? what the fuck is that up there?

  • who the fuck are you? who...who the fuck are you? RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @TheCoasterGod WHO the fuck IS that over there /points

  • I lol'd so hard

  • 2 mins in is hilarious

  • this is the shit man

    

  • Coldplay was playing Clocks actually. They just tend to beef it up a bit when they are live.

  • @ultimate0death actually they were playing, in my place.

  • this is the worst moshpit i have ever seen

  • Theres a brilliant video like this on youtube at the moment - the killers shred with Homer SImpson..... its very funny!!!

  • They wish they were this good.

  • GWAR lol

  • This shit is better than other crappy deathcore music lol, brrutal

  • hope all the people that are going to go and see Coldplay watch this to understand what they are like live, certainly surprised me.

  • No they're not.

  • No, it's real people.... ;-)

    Here are Somers words in dutch: 'Denk na!'

  • why write fake when it's obvious it's a shred video?

  • absolutely fake

  • @dumpstyle lol

  • @dumpstyle You're a genius.

  • It actually sounds like all the new 'metalcore' crap lately. 10/10

  • funniest s*~t on the internet 3:05

  • Much as I love Coldplay, this would be an awesome route for them to take haha and this actually fits pretty well haha. It's how I would imagine they might sound if the were a metal band lol.

  • 1:55 lololol

  • If Coldplay sounded like this i'd actually listen to them.

  • bloodmoor speakin the truth

  • Fucking Genius. You keep knocking them outta the damn park.

  • finchy speaking the truth

  • OMG! I had tickets, but I found out I could still cancel those :).

    PHEW! I really almost respected them, tnx for youtube!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @klaasdeboer, read the description...

  • @klaasdeboer it's a joke...

  • I know! I feel the same way about the band now, I really didn't know they were a joke.

  • @klaasdeboer Dont cancel give them to me!!!=)

  • AHAHAHAHA! omg i lol'd

    'Who the fuck are you!?'

    GWAAAARRRR! aha

    made me laugh so much haha :P

  • @devilszs rofl its a joke and its amazing how badly it is yet it fits and its hilarious

    good luck with life kid...

  • @devilszs I posted who it is.

  • It's GWAR the band playin over coldplay, and yeah GWAR does suck but their funny as hell.

  • 3:24  Ahahahaa!

  • Amazing.... Better than Slayer.... Nightmarish, like from a weird horror movie....

  • Damn. That was fucking brutal.

  • great stuff! +respect! =)

  • awesome. nicely done.

  • Fuckin kvlt.

  • fucking diabolical lol

  • i like the music

  • I fuckin died @ 1:53!

  • Brilliant

  • i actually like this song

  • coldplay is fuckin brutal as hell live

  • @TehMadCow they just KILL and BURN it to the ground! loved their every single show!