This seems so fake! His (Chris Martin) mouth is moving alot more faster than these dinosaur noises being made! SHREDS HA! Anyway this is exactly why I buy albums, not live ones obviously!
@zync3008 Ummm. . . who the hell hasn't heard those songs, shitbrain? Coldplay is so fucking played out on the fucking radio and the shopping malls just ram them down your throat. Ahem, it is fucking Coldplay isn't it? One of the biggest mainstream bands in the world. If anything, you don't know music but commercial and incredibly played out bands like Coldplay. This looks so bad on your part. And also the song is "Clocks" not "clock", moron!
@zinc4life Ooohh...Where is the right of choice and speech? I did not use any bad or vulgar language. Just my opinion. That's what we can expect as a reaction from a "ooohh" fan of such kind of band. Good for you Zinc....Good For you.
@57stacia Have you ever been to a concert becuase i have an i have to say it was BLOODY AMAZING!!! so shut your mouth unless youve seen them live, This is a 'shred' version which are all fake, nothing like the real.
Lol I would fuckin go to this if it were real. I would enjoy watching a band I hate blow thousands of dollars on such an expensive performance with all the lights and shit....
Gotta say, the guys playing the music dubbed over Coldplay's stuff? Wouldn't mind knowing if they actually had some tracks of their own. Pretty decent sound! You know, minus the vocals.
Much as I love Coldplay, this would be an awesome route for them to take haha and this actually fits pretty well haha. It's how I would imagine they might sound if the were a metal band lol.
They really beefed up their guitar tone on this show...sounds great, wish I could have been there.
Jethu262 2 weeks ago
Honestly, I'm glad they started implementing sweeps.
ReallyAngryBieber 1 month ago
came hear for the lols.
stayed here for the grindcore.
RobiRoadkill 1 month ago 2
This seems so fake! His (Chris Martin) mouth is moving alot more faster than these dinosaur noises being made! SHREDS HA! Anyway this is exactly why I buy albums, not live ones obviously!
LOVE4MUSIC925 1 month ago
Why is he just...gargling the microphone?
alfalfalf101 1 month ago
best "Shreds" video ever.
spamystyle 1 month ago 2
this is actually better than Coldplay!
spamystyle 1 month ago
2.34 Had me in stitches, oh my god! "RAWWWRRAWWW!!!!!! Thank you"
FusionFan1991 1 month ago
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I laughed my ass off
Fireinthefudgehole 1 month ago
warmplay are sightly better
ItchyClickfinger 2 months ago 3
@ItchyClickfinger
Haha, indeed they are my friend.
GoatvomitAhoy 1 month ago
its fake because it sounds better than Coldplay :)
Fender1976uk 2 months ago 4
hi
KidPlanesTv 2 months ago
It's fake because at 1:33 you can still hear him after he moves the mic
GuitardedCrafty 2 months ago
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@GuitardedCrafty wow you're not too smart are you?
wahhagoogoo 2 months ago
coldplay sucks
cross0159 3 months ago
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who the fuck are you?
linearpink 4 months ago
Hahahaha!!! Fucking brilliant!
fuzzface100 4 months ago
coldplay sucks
DirtyD777 4 months ago
@DirtyD777 you obivously dont know music. have you even heard any of their other songs like clock and speed of sound??
zync3008 3 months ago
@zync3008 Ummm. . . who the hell hasn't heard those songs, shitbrain? Coldplay is so fucking played out on the fucking radio and the shopping malls just ram them down your throat. Ahem, it is fucking Coldplay isn't it? One of the biggest mainstream bands in the world. If anything, you don't know music but commercial and incredibly played out bands like Coldplay. This looks so bad on your part. And also the song is "Clocks" not "clock", moron!
avalanchealonso 3 months ago
this is veeeery well edited!
Rajnoow 4 months ago
Coldplays new sound! I can't wait for their new album
MRMATRONIC 4 months ago 2
Metal
cross0159 4 months ago
I CANNOT stop laughing!!!
offthelinegt 4 months ago
Good call on The Sword.
hampsterman22 4 months ago
this is what doom sounds like
AntivirusNation 4 months ago
As a Coldplay fan, I find this the most hilarious thing ever. Very well done. Who... who the fuck are you?
Essevee12 5 months ago 3
LMFAO "cmon, one, two, three, FOOOOUUUURRRR"
punkrocker867 5 months ago
The "wow" at 0:53 is too good!
t0rent0 5 months ago
lmao, i sorta like the start, it sounds so dark and menacing
c0rnf1ake 5 months ago
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steffenhaas 5 months ago
they really have different sound live
dk3001 5 months ago 28
Funny thing is the guy 'talking' doesnt sound anything like Chris Martin :P
tamara229 5 months ago
@tamara229 yes he does, he sounds exactly like him LOL
doeslunarfoXexist 5 months ago
@doeslunarfoXexist No, at points he sounds 'similar' but a true coldplay fan can tell its not Chris Martin.
tamara229 5 months ago
This much better than Cold Bland Play. Nottingh great, but much better comparing
Giarola77 6 months ago
@Giarola77 get a life dick head
zinc4life 5 months ago
@zinc4life Ooohh...Where is the right of choice and speech? I did not use any bad or vulgar language. Just my opinion. That's what we can expect as a reaction from a "ooohh" fan of such kind of band. Good for you Zinc....Good For you.
Giarola77 5 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK IS OVER THERE... OUT THERE?!
gongal 6 months ago
Lmfao
MaybeFatal 6 months ago
i would NEVE pay to see them live...he cant sing live
57stacia 6 months ago
@57stacia Have you ever been to a concert becuase i have an i have to say it was BLOODY AMAZING!!! so shut your mouth unless youve seen them live, This is a 'shred' version which are all fake, nothing like the real.
tamara229 5 months ago
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TheIncredibleJOLLY 6 months ago
Im a Coldplay fan and even i was laughing hysterically
Lavajava100 6 months ago
This is a great parody because their a shit band, not a great band. Tut
Thejigisdown 7 months ago
Choking with laughter
gaulpict 7 months ago
Sounds like a Godflesh song
hillysats 7 months ago 2
This actualy makes cold plau sound slightly better.....not much but its still better then there othet shit
xshaman100 7 months ago
i remember this one! really unexpected!
JonasTheHead 7 months ago
Brilliant.
muzboz 7 months ago
Holy shit! That mosh pit was insane!!!
Drummerdude1039 7 months ago
sounds like filter....
kpgpwi64 7 months ago
1.58 its like theire killing a cow
TheElecGuitarMan 7 months ago
sounds like the shit muse does.
giggs102 7 months ago
"lets tear this fucking place apart....'
herpesdemon 7 months ago
Youd have to be a complete cunt to dislike this!
plumservice 7 months ago
Lol coldplay doing fagcore.
whoiswhobutwho 7 months ago
Dude you should get paid for this shit... comic genius!
ricktheraus 8 months ago
Chris Martin is a fucking raptor!
mavrick45 8 months ago
i wish coldplay was like this :/
72david72lp 8 months ago
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I rather like this a bit better than most Coldplay songs, actually...[2]
kellyribeir0 8 months ago
Fucking love this man. Epic
doddy182 8 months ago
this is actually pretty fucking awesome
ninjachipzanuff 8 months ago 2
I rather like this a bit better than most Coldplay songs, actually...
burkesongs 8 months ago
Amazing work OP
calistnway 8 months ago
YeeeeeeeEEEEAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAA HOOOOOORRRRPPP! ........Thankyou..
projectloki 8 months ago
Just coming!
BrighterNow 9 months ago
STEPHEN!
cbp76 9 months ago
@cbp76 ....Just coming...
JonBowen100 9 months ago
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photographydc 9 months ago
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photographydc 9 months ago
Adam and Joe sent me here.
ncl47 9 months ago 5
@ncl47 nonsense nonsense nonsense!!!
ukshrednoodle 3 months ago in playlist More videos from allergonoise
Top work my friend. Top work.
alexjcroft 9 months ago
the tab likes. rare.
IsItOnTab 9 months ago
shred vids = best on youtube
svenghal 9 months ago 3
the no-time-signature part is complex.
jaydavee 9 months ago 2
If real metal bands could play show this big all the time...
AfterLife112323 9 months ago
Seriously better than real coldplay...
ImVhOzzi 10 months ago
Wow this is really well done.
metalmatthias 10 months ago
Pure genius, yo!!
JediGuitarist 10 months ago
Amazing, especially when he runs out into the audience and yells "who the fuck are you?"
jaggertone 10 months ago
fuck, its been a while since i heard Coldplay crack out a song from their early doom metal album haha.
mattiecharley89 10 months ago 4
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ilikeballsinmyface8D 10 months ago
GIMME YOUR FUCKING HANDS
findingphunc 10 months ago
0:24 that would actually be a pretty good breakdown haha
THEREALMcLuvin32 10 months ago
so lame
AndrewBell 11 months ago
2:27
filthyhistory 11 months ago
This sounds like Godflesh lol
thatfuckingtank 11 months ago 3
@thatfuckingtank Holy crap, you're right!!!!! Ahahahahaa!!!!!
kilotwenty5 10 months ago
i wet my pants here!!!!
cleotiara 11 months ago
I LOVE SHREDS! FCKING hilarious!
TheMonkeyMedicine 11 months ago 2
@TheMonkeyMedicine seriously, i love the Kings of Leon one
chris71388 11 months ago
the song is amazing man :D makes me wanna mosh all day long
aurelioreset 1 year ago
It would be awesome to pay for a ticked, only to have Chris Martin tell you "who the fuck are you?" straight in your face...
flyvid 1 year ago 3
what's the name of the song? it's fuckin' tight! the vocals are amazing!
PlomiennyJacus 1 year ago
is this riff actually a song. coz i would headbang all day
tanjilriver 1 year ago
you lot are fucking insane. coldplay are amazing live
tozza7157 1 year ago
This is the best fucking thing I've ever seen
Testicalish 1 year ago 24
Get the fuck up, motherfuckers hahahahaha
SilentBombr 1 year ago 3
nice lol
AYEMang 1 year ago
Fuck i can't stop laughing
DirlandaaFoo 1 year ago
For a shred vid, this sounds fucking awesome
NoShelter15 1 year ago
They got better
denkluc 1 year ago 3
coldplay, after meeting chuck norris!
TheDShape 1 year ago
Pissed myself 4:30
gerudobombshell 1 year ago
sounds like the jesus lizard. which is a huge improvement
borat27 1 year ago 4
Beginning's bass line sounds a little bit like NIN's "Reptile"
M02ART 1 year ago
Tabs, please?
QuiTeniaQueSer 1 year ago 49
This is great audio editing. Does anyone know where to find a link to the original?
citrix99301 1 year ago
So. Awesome.
jimblacklercorp 1 year ago 2
2:17-2:20
Best part.
TheSlayer901 1 year ago
As a Coldplay fan, i think this is hilarious.
Jordey24 1 year ago 5
@Jordey24
And as someone that fucking hates them I find it hilarious too
ProofReasonLogic 1 year ago
@ProofReasonLogic So everyone's happy then.
Jordey24 1 year ago 2
Ooooooaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuhhhhhhhaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr!!!!!!
ChChCheckItsClan 1 year ago
who..who the fuck are you? who the fuck are you - OARRRRRRRHHHRR
Grubbo 1 year ago 5
2:28 AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
AlbertHanMusic 1 year ago
this right here is fucking epic!
HeavyGuitarMachine 1 year ago
Lol I would fuckin go to this if it were real. I would enjoy watching a band I hate blow thousands of dollars on such an expensive performance with all the lights and shit....
MrAmputechture 1 year ago
Damn dude they are brutal
Lavoieish 1 year ago
I could be a coldplay fan if they sounded like this!!
klr2m 1 year ago 5
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Nihilism88 1 year ago
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@klr2m awesome! :D :D true.
Nihilism88 1 year ago
1:27 - 1:40
Freya - The Sword.
EvilTediz597 1 year ago
OMG, don't EVER watch this hungover. You'll puke from laughing so hard! Ouch!
pnut7805 1 year ago
@pnut7805 now you tell me.
muffinlady18 1 year ago
Damn! It sounds sick! I love it! ;-)
FetusLovesYou 1 year ago
Gotta say, the guys playing the music dubbed over Coldplay's stuff? Wouldn't mind knowing if they actually had some tracks of their own. Pretty decent sound! You know, minus the vocals.
BrooklynJackBlue 1 year ago 2
Damn this is a nice parody XD
Markvangils 1 year ago
One of the greatest death metal bands of all time!
mrbobawesome 1 year ago 2
Fucking AWESOME
siCfr3ak83 1 year ago
what the fuck is that over there? what the fuck is that up there?
taglp3 1 year ago 5
who the fuck are you? who...who the fuck are you? RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TheCoasterGod 1 year ago 46
@TheCoasterGod WHO the fuck IS that over there /points
HoboCabbage 9 months ago
I lol'd so hard
TehKhalidah 1 year ago
2 mins in is hilarious
bumcloth1 1 year ago
this is the shit man
axenoordanus 1 year ago
Coldplay was playing Clocks actually. They just tend to beef it up a bit when they are live.
ultimate0death 1 year ago
@ultimate0death actually they were playing, in my place.
94dynamite 1 year ago
this is the worst moshpit i have ever seen
Sulfur81 1 year ago
Theres a brilliant video like this on youtube at the moment - the killers shred with Homer SImpson..... its very funny!!!
chrisatkinsdubai 1 year ago
They wish they were this good.
urna55 1 year ago
GWAR lol
apolllos7 1 year ago
This shit is better than other crappy deathcore music lol, brrutal
sea23lion 1 year ago 5
hope all the people that are going to go and see Coldplay watch this to understand what they are like live, certainly surprised me.
mesmiths 1 year ago
No they're not.
jackHNv 1 year ago
No, it's real people.... ;-)
Here are Somers words in dutch: 'Denk na!'
DjoriZ 1 year ago
why write fake when it's obvious it's a shred video?
Deltidsharmonisk 1 year ago 3
absolutely fake
dumpstyle 1 year ago
@dumpstyle lol
zernestro 1 year ago
@dumpstyle You're a genius.
urna55 1 year ago
It actually sounds like all the new 'metalcore' crap lately. 10/10
mudchair16 1 year ago 6
funniest s*~t on the internet 3:05
hamsandwich1928 1 year ago
Much as I love Coldplay, this would be an awesome route for them to take haha and this actually fits pretty well haha. It's how I would imagine they might sound if the were a metal band lol.
cul8erinnovator 1 year ago
1:55 lololol
jupi90 1 year ago
If Coldplay sounded like this i'd actually listen to them.
Pilmoor 1 year ago
bloodmoor speakin the truth
Ellisgyl 1 year ago
Fucking Genius. You keep knocking them outta the damn park.
TheeFinchLynch 1 year ago
finchy speaking the truth
bloodmoor 1 year ago
OMG! I had tickets, but I found out I could still cancel those :).
PHEW! I really almost respected them, tnx for youtube!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
klaasdeboer 1 year ago
@klaasdeboer, read the description...
MatthijsDH 1 year ago
@klaasdeboer it's a joke...
pinksquares106 1 year ago
I know! I feel the same way about the band now, I really didn't know they were a joke.
klaasdeboer 1 year ago
@klaasdeboer Dont cancel give them to me!!!=)
Pixie213 1 year ago
AHAHAHAHA! omg i lol'd
'Who the fuck are you!?'
GWAAAARRRR! aha
made me laugh so much haha :P
SwProdigyXV 1 year ago 3
@devilszs rofl its a joke and its amazing how badly it is yet it fits and its hilarious
good luck with life kid...
drummerkidmashy 1 year ago
@devilszs I posted who it is.
apolllos7 1 year ago
It's GWAR the band playin over coldplay, and yeah GWAR does suck but their funny as hell.
apolllos7 1 year ago
3:24 Ahahahaa!
fourfriedchickens 1 year ago
Amazing.... Better than Slayer.... Nightmarish, like from a weird horror movie....
eneborg 1 year ago
Damn. That was fucking brutal.
Scarface066 2 years ago
great stuff! +respect! =)
jb14079 2 years ago
awesome. nicely done.
kristinmari1978 2 years ago
Fuckin kvlt.
Elitaper 2 years ago
fucking diabolical lol
eyeless666maggot 2 years ago
i like the music
modem9000 2 years ago
I fuckin died @ 1:53!
cameltoast 2 years ago
Brilliant
eltonjohnlennon97 2 years ago
i actually like this song
choobacca 2 years ago 2
coldplay is fuckin brutal as hell live
TehMadCow 2 years ago 137
@TehMadCow they just KILL and BURN it to the ground! loved their every single show!
bashirpartovi 1 year ago