ME: Shepard vs Turian Councilor

[mysteriousssstranger]

youre shepard looks like jodie foster. random fact.

[Sharingandud]

Maybe all turian politicians are jerks, and that's why all the other turians try to get away.

[TazminTv]

MShep has a funnier whoops :P

[518735]

Why does everyone do renegade choices for the big stuff yes this is funny and it ties to it but id rather save the rachni and watch them kick some reaper ass in ME3

[LordManda2]

Just you wait Turian Counciler, im gonna "dismiss your claim" when the Reapers come and shove their robot-squid-tentacles right up your ass!

[zupergozer]

the turian councilor is such an epic douchebag 

[EllynoreMoonwood]

Shepard: Whoops!

LOL that sounds so funny! XD

[colebowlin68]

How come FemShep sound's like she's addressing him to a turian knowing its to be threatning like MaleShep soes it?

[colebowlin68]

@colebowlin68 Does. My bad. Typo

[delta5297]

Man, to hell with the turian councilor. You let the rachni go and he's like, 'you did WHAT?!" but if you pick the only other available option he' says "do you enjoy committing genocide?"

[jackofblades94]

erhm, i liked the male one better :)

[TheGamingfan144]

Man do I want to ''dismiss this turian's claim''. Let's test if turians can live in Dark Space with Reapers... For Science!

[LtStreko]

The Turian's purpose is to Troll Shepard.

[IronMaster777]

the turian was a bitch if you released the queen he got angry you saved the queen angry again

saved the coneny attacked by theorrn he complained let it be destroyed still was an asshole

you could not win with that dick head

[gunman30001]

Turian: You're addressing a member of the council!

Shepard: You're addressing me.

Turian: ...

[kunfupanda1231]

ME3:

Turian concilor: Still dont believe you *troll face*

Me: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

[karlosj1012]

I wanna see the reaction of this Councilor in ME3...

[InfectedArtanis]

The male shepard does it a lot better.

[Trunks4545]

I love even when you keep them alive they're like "WUT HAVE YOU DONE MAI CJLDRENDS CHILDREN WILLLLS DIWE!" Oh council, you so silly :)

[wootlegion]

ManShep's "whoops" is much more awesome :D

[KiD1515]

@wootlegion haha I agree, there is so much more gusto in it lol

[wootlegion]

@KiD1515 Also, the way he says "depends on the species... turian", with all that contempt

[Phaden666]

I wish there was a response that made Shepard ask the Turian councilor about the Krogan Rebellions, or the Rachni Wars.

[cytorakdemon]

He chews you out no matter what you do with the Queen.

[MrU6z]

@cytorakdemon That turian would chew you out if you gave him a planet for his birthday

[Xboxboi79]

I love how if you don't kill the Rachni they still get mad at you

[Mysticgamer]

@Xboxboi79 Yeah, I let them live just so I can say I told you so in ME3

[jimmyshousevideos]

IamCommanderShepard is correct

[IamCommanderShepard]

there is no female shepard. there is only one shepard, human, male, soldier. end of discussion.

[MPOTSARIS20]

@IamCommanderShepard  you are 100% right

[BluePenMagic]

@IamCommanderShepard Wrong. Check the wiki.

[emoanimeducky]

@IamCommanderShepard

Ah yes, Shepard. The human, male, soldier who thinks he is the shit. We have dismissed that claim.

[RaptorRex89]

@IamCommanderShepard Anyone who plays Mass Effect as a soldier is braindead moron. Gears of War would be more to your liking.

Also Jennifer Hale is better voice actor. end of discussion.

[IamCommanderShepard]

@RaptorRex89 your words are as empty as your future.

[Ozymandias916]

@RaptorRex89 Wrong on both counts.

[RaptorRex89]

@Ozymandias916 Its okay if you have shit taste, but please don't try and force it on other people, it doesn't work.

[Ozymandias916]

@RaptorRex89 Almost word for word what I was originally going to comment.

[Euroland07]

Male Shepard is funnier for this scene

[arowerlikenoother]

And ..... we're out. Legendary.

[TheLastArchdemon]

ah yes "we have dismissed this claim" we have dismissed this claim

[arowerlikenoother]

@TheLastArchdemon hahahahah

[TheLackofattack]

Whoops!

[rickyleaf09]

I like that arguement after virmire, more realistic to me.

[apocfaildotorg]

YOU HUMANS ARE ALL RACIST

[tony38727]

@apocfaildotorg What are you again?

[Rocleod211]

wait a god damn minute, i spared the rachni, and the turian councilor STILL bitched me out!

And Joker said Garrus had a stick up his ass

[gdh6200]

I hate that turian bitch, always complaining and stuff...

I hope in ME3 he gets killed by a Reaper.

[Resurfaceful]

Two turians rated this video.

[CommanderMattShepard]

Everyone says they kill off the Council in ME1 because their annoying, but I spared them, so I can see their faces right before the Reapers kill them....muahahaha.

[ginganinja714]

@CommanderMattShepard Nothin' like an 'I told you so' moment right before a Reaper invasion.

[TheGamingfan144]

The fact he denies their existence is (in my opinion) because he is endoctrinated ( is that how you say it?). Anyways I think they got brainwashed by a Reaper artifact... Have anyone ever thought about that?

[CliffDiverBOA]

@TheGamingfan144 You know... that might actually be possible. But for now I'm going to stick with the idea that they're just a bunch of idiots.

[TheGamingfan144]

@CliffDiverBOA They are still a bunch of idiots even if they are endoctrinated lol.

[MegaIllusiveMan]

The turian Councilor is such an idiot:

If you save the rachni queen he yells and if you kill her he yells what do you want turian??

[lordifandk]

@MegaIllusiveMan he wants shepards spectre status removed ;)

[BlakAttk]

That guy yells at you either way.  I just finished noveria today (again) and i saved the queen. He gets on you about dooming the galaxy.

[sartte]

I am the Turian Councilman and i dislike this video.

[dreadlord9200]

@sartte fail

[sartte]

@dreadlord9200  D:

[Stelios7xXx]

@sartte go have sex with your turian wife, councilor!

[CommanderMattShepard]

@sartte Ah "dislike" the functionality on Youtube in which you can rate a video negatively. Ah we have dismissed that claim.

[dartigens10]

Dear god. That turian Councilor. He made me wish that Shepard could strangle people through holograms. And I normally don't mind turians.

Sometimes I wonder if he was just bitching at Shepard for the sake of it. Or to cause an argument.

[anjica123]

aaaaaaaaaand we are out

[Dragon837]

Turian Counslor:Shepard you are addressing a member of the counsul

Disconect

FemShep;Whoops

Joker:Aaand were out.

lol dissmissed that claim

[jimbobfreddiewilson1]

Damn i hate femsheps...... they just fail at being intimidating.........

[RatedRChris13]

Depends on the species... Turian.

LOL FEMSHEP WINS

[redbaronorcrowley]

Funny how if you kill the Rachni the councilor says "Look up genocide in the dictionary and you'll see a picture of me with the caption OVER MY DEAD BODY" But if you save the queen he says "What have you done?!?! You madman!"

Ah yes, "Consistency." The moral course of reacting to everything on the same alleged basis. We have dismissed that claim.

[nevrest]

Know whats sad?

I might commit genocide just for this dialogue option

[TheChuchulainn]

Ah yes, "turian councilor". The bitchy super-jerk who allegedly finds fault with everything Shepard does. We have... verified that claim?

[Zalijegamer]

Whoops

[xAlpha218x]

The funny thing is they whine no matter what you do with the Rachni. Turds.

[AllForFire]

@xAlpha218x

Correction: Valern(Turian Councilor) whines no matter what you do.

Tevos(Asari) is pleasant and cordial and the Salarian Councilor is reasonable enough.

Valern is a Bosh'Tet !

[Ozymandias916]

@AllForFire The Salarian Councilor is awesome for the simple reason that he's voiced by the same guy as Andrew Ryan from BioShock. I agree with your analysis of the council, btw.

[thegreenmen1993]

@xAlpha218x i know i saved the raqni and they said i should have killed them then i kill them than they said i should have saved them

[finstrike7]

@xAlpha218x Yeah. So I opt to save the queen every time. I mean, cmon! Here' he's whining about a species genocide but when you spare the queen he whines and complains about them being free. What a dick. Right?

[Ascerus]

You humans are All racist.

[Elijan1996]

@Ascerus what are you turians going to do about it?

[N7infiltrator]

"And we're out.."

[shimazu32]

Instead of "Don't tell me how to do my job," I wish I could say:

"Councilor, I don't tell you how to stand around and be a jackass. So don't tell me how to be a spectre."

[JM1980s]

@shimazu32 Ah yes 'jackass'

[XouZ88]

Aaaand we're out.

[tpease31]

I love the turian councilor...I saved that ship for him. He should be a LI in ME3.

[GhostLink92]

Ah yes, "A member of the council". A person of high status who should allegedly be treated with respect. Ah, we have dismissed that claim.

[Hiccupone]

@GhostLink92 Fucking lol'd man. Nicely done.

[NoukonGlobal]

@GhostLink92 I just realised everyone playing this game holds a huge grudge against this.

Ah yes, "Hating the Council because of this prick". An alleged 'bond' all ME players share... we have dismissed that claim.

[blazinghen]

@NoukonGlobal They're all pricks. The Turian is just the most vocal while the Asari and Salarian just say snide things....

I think I prefer the Turians open douche-baginess...

[jeffreyotterford]

@GhostLink92 haha thats pretty clever

[sandreid87]

ROFL. Gotta love ME :D

[GeassKnight51]

@goldenbulletwolf666 hell the rachni are better allies then the council they 1. RESPECT YOU! 2 they know the truth more or less, and you sparring them they got your back

[milktree4545]

i dont think shepard is being racist. i just think she is referencing how the turians sterilized the krogan

[GeassKnight51]

@milktree4545 likely and the council had thought they used the krogan destroy the rachni im surprised they give a shit then again they bitch when ever you make a ethicaly right or wrong choice and always look at shepard as a human looking out for human intrests the pricks id let them die if it wasnt for the fact their deaths would likely cause a cluster fuck when the reapers show up even though they will likely give you shit if they live they are simply trouble

[crazymann47]

hit him with the irony stick, did she?

[Andaril2]

they call me human if i call asari hey you asari its that racist ?

[500dde]

that was hillarious!

[Larrylarp]

Aaaand we're out!

Never gets old...

[Detiminator]

I know right? For a master of politics he should have seen that one coming

[Karragh]

Ambassador Udina allways endeared himself to me as a character when you go talk to him about this at the embassy after doing noveria. He'll talk about how the council are up in arms and throwing around big words like genocide, even though you just finshed a job they thought they had completed 2000 years ago.

[Deeznutz5150]

Come on, Mr Turian Councilor. You made that one too easy for Shepard. What did you expect?

[SageVallant]

@goldenbulletwolf666 On that topic, I have to wonder exactly which choices in 1 & 2 will be carried over into 3. Rachni, Geth, whether or not Wrex lives...

[starnjuy]

why is he so fucking mad that she killed the rachini the council used the krogan as fucking tools to wipe them out shepard just finished the job and who was that kind race who spreaded the genophage created by the salarians and almost caused a genocide ?"ah yes" THE TURIANS

[11Cheesewaffles]

@starnjuy and if youy save them he still bitches

[MDBurck]

The line insulting Turians wasn' xenophobic, just a reference to the Turian's part in the Krogan genocide and how that makes the councilor a hypocrite, although not quite.

[Xbogey]

lol The best part is that they still yell at you no matter what you choose here. I'm going to go through the first two games as a paragon to get a save file ready for ME3. I'm still letting the council die, though. As far as I'm concerned, letting these three morons live IS the renegade option. I can hear them in ME3 now.

Shepard: Earth is being attacked, send help!

Udina/Anderson: Alri-

The three morons: No! The fleet must remain here to protect the Citadel.

Shep: FUUUUUUUUU-

[666666MetalHead]

@Xbogey Asari would like to help you out, Salarian hesitates but says no, and Turian would let you fuck yourself up. Atleats show respect for the Salarian and Asari councillors.

[Xbogey]

@666666MetalHead Why should I? If you watch them in the games, they just kind of go along with whatever the Turian councilor says. Maybe they would LIKE to help, but they still wouldn't because the asshole Turian wouldn't let them. Even Anderson or Udina can't seem to go against him. The Turians just seem to run the Council, so that Turian prick and his two cronies really just need to go.

[666666MetalHead]

@Xbogey Turians are run on dictatorship... Salarian is run on Democracy and Asari are run in Bureaucracy/Monarchy.

Dictatorship kinda shows the douchebagness of the Turians, aye?

Also, if you choose Anderson as the human councillor, he'd TRY to put that fag-ass (you know who I'm talking about) down about the subject. Asari and Salarians are just doing their jobs.

[Lobsterboyman]

@666666MetalHead Their a hierachy, not a dictatorship, look it up.

[Gunganbuster]

@Xbogey True, its seems kind of strange that pro council choices are always supposedly Paragon. According to the Cereberus network they had Vasir murder 4 Voluss just for publishing embarassing economic data and even threatend to nuke Quarian refugees for squatting on a planet they gave to the Elcor. Truth be told they've got a lot of nerve to moan about humans when they're pretty much a xenophobic police state.

[Zer0nite]

Ugliest fem shep ever

[bostonianful]

turian peace of shit!

[sonicfan1996]

Whoooooops

[MztDare]

"You are adressing a member of the Council! You will show the proper respect!"

Got me fucked up. *Disconnect* Dam Turians.

[ScorchAlec49462]

"Whoops!" haha XD

[klossen2345]

the council suck even if you kill them in me1 the new one will not even see you fuck them both

[NoirXT]

Tch hypocrite.

Gotta love how he ignores the fact that they themselves are resposible for the Rachni being extinct in the first place and the nearing extinction of the Krogans on top of that.

[TheConverseQueen26]

What's funny is if you save the rachni.. They still complain about our future generations being runover by them..

There is no way to the councils good side is there??

On Virmire-

Kaiden/Ashley- I'll watch the nuke-

Shepard- nonononono.. I have someother people to watch it. *throws councilmen one by one off of the Normandy and speeds away*

[Cotaqownsu]

I once disconnected the council so many times, Joker said "That never gets old, does it?"

[DarthRevanist]

@Cotaqownsu eh who gives a fuck the turian councilor is a dick 

[leeron111]

@PICKMYCOTTONNlGGERS YOU HUMANS ARE ALL RACIST!

[Antichrist2000]

MY GOD! You just can not win with this guy!! I always let the Rachni live and even then he crushes your balls.

[523TRITO]

show u proper respect how about SHUT THE FUCK UP

[axcfds]

"And were out"

[FightingWhatsNormal]

Why is it all Renegade options have to be xenophobic?

Why can't you just be an asshole instead of a racist asshole? :/

[GZilla311]

@FightingWhatsNormal Because "All you humans are racist!"

...or not.

[TriniKnight01]

@FightingWhatsNormal Not all. I mean, you can be totally Renegade and avoid those options, it's just sort of assumed that a Renegade is more likely to be Earth-first. One example is with the drug-using diplomat, you can take the Renegade option to deal with him and then say you did it because he was a racist. You'll still get Renegade points.

[SeraphimSwordmaster]

@FightingWhatsNormal I'm guessing because Regenade Shepard is a borderline omnicidal maniac.

[darkphoenix2]

@FightingWhatsNormal There's nothing racist about that remark. Shepard was making a joke.

In fact, only a small percent of the entire responses you can choose are anti alien

[valhar2000]

@FightingWhatsNormal: That would just be assholeLite, and who the hell wants that?

[DorianMichaelsIII]

@FightingWhatsNormal I agree...though maybe Shepard just said that to get a rise out of the Councilor; I know I would have (said something to yank his chain after all the shit he's put me through; I wouldn't want to kill ALL Turians *cough*Garrus*cough* or even MOST of them...but THAT dickweed, I'll make an exception for).

[JoshuatheKodiak]

@FightingWhatsNormal

What, don't you think he deserves it? :P

[DerangedPenguin98]

@FightingWhatsNormal It wasn't racist at all. The Turians caused the genocide with the krogans so Sheperd was simply stating that he really had no opinion in the rachni situation.

[CommanderMattShepard]

@DerangedPenguin98 it wasn't genocide it was GENOPHAGE!

[DarthZulu12]

seriously why are there no krogan as counselors? like the otherrs can control the politics, and the krogan are the military warriors like in the rachni wars... what does everyone have against krogans? i mean wrex, and grunt are amazing krogan... i love taking them with me to hear there witty comments :P

look at all these dead bodies anybody else hungry?

[TavernDragon]

Even though hes a jackass I kind of like the guy....the only council member with some backbone, even though hes a royal prick in my side. Keeps the game spicy knowing at least there's one jackass in high places ready to jump all over the last mission no matter the consequences of the ordeal.

[JustSomeRandomDude99]

I hate him, I did 2 playthroughs, with different choices, he's pissed if you release them too, he has a grudge on you, good thing I didn't send any reinforcements for there stubborn asses.

[oxyman10]

@JustSomeRandomDude99 That's one of the reasons why I let the council die. I wanted to kill him and the rest of the council from the beginning.

[JustSomeRandomDude99]

@oxyman10 I mostly just wanted to minimize human losses. But that backfired for me in ME2, hurt my rep. badly, but if I had saved the council, I'm sure they would find something else to critize me with.

[oxyman10]

@JustSomeRandomDude99 True, if you save the council you get your Spectre status back but they rip your judgement and motives because of Cerberus. I started the game without importing any saves and the game starts with Shepard letting the council die anyway

[Alieneater1239]

Whoops

[coldshoulder14]

I just wanna falcon punch that jackass.

[luckyman254]

whoops

[agoat55]

AAAAANNNNNNNND ITS GONE Now please step aside for people who arnt complete douches

[spazzmagey]

"Ah yes Genocide" the suposdeley killing of an entire species, we have dismissed that claim.

[UrdnotWrex55]

The Salarian Councilor kicks ass.He's that best with that coat of his , and thw white painting on his face, and his black/orange eyes.He looks pure awesome.

But come on...I LOVE Turians but this guy's an ass...

Just as Zaeed said: " A bullet in the brain would save us a lot of headaches."

I wanna see this guy kiss Shepard's foot in ME3.

[YellowoboeThe]

'Ah yes, genocide.'

[Pshyccd]

Problem, Turian councilor

*Trollface*

[Rocketman668]

iam just glad i desided not to help them when the geth attacked their ship

[GarethandSarah]

Councillors just mad because they lost more turians in the war.

[TheBurgerboyeatsfood]

ha....that never gets old

[KMxHearts]

That Councilor is such a douchbag.

[LivingDeadVideos]

@KMxHearts

Not as much as Fem!Shep here.

"Lol turians, i herd u liek genocide?"

Meanwhile, Wrex cries in a corner.

[xXBerethorXx]

owned

[caralon3105]

...That was kinda cruel...

[statoose]

Garrus for Turian councilor, Samara for Asari councilor, Mordin for Salarian councilor, and Anderson for human councilor. I think that would work well.

[GeassKnight51]

@statoose id rather have the asari bartender for the asari post shes funny,has backbone ,and is practical not that samara is a bad choice

[TheSgtDark]

I Vote that Asari bartender for Counselor that way if the Turian gets outa line she can just punch him in the face!

Anyone and everyone that Agrees vote this thumbs up!

[AGuyNamedRaf]

@TheSgtDark Why should the Asari bartender punch him when she can "Slap his ass with a singularity."

[Dominater521]

@TheSgtDark She'll do more than that. She'll slap his ass with a singularity!

[c0llosus]

@TheSgtDark KICK HIM IN THE QUAD!

[Matt561]

@TheSgtDark the Matriarch? hell yea shes awesome

[Davito2000]

@TheSgtDark If not that, then she definetly needs a spot on the SR3. :P

[sjoerdcha]

@TheSgtDark yeah kick him in the quad!

[HUNAdamus94]

@TheSgtDark or slap his ass with singularity!

[CouncilMaster]

Ah yes Reapers

[mrmaster117]

annnnd were out...