Back 2 School: Target Women

[JerFhilm]

rockstare, blingitude? Jesus fucking Christ.

[Teeg32]

I read an Us Weekly once. Half of it was speculating on what diets women were on and the other half was papparazzo snaps of them in huge sunglasses shopping or picking their teeth or something. And they kept calling them by their first name only, so I couldn't keep track of who's who. Like "Uh oh! Kris better not let Kim see her eating Baskin Robbins in Brentwood this Saturday!"

[monoleuum]

Um does anyone else realize that the girl at 0:14 "Sarah Haskins" is a spitting image of Nicholas Cage......whoa

[XxSockmonkeyxX]

My English teacher's name is Mrs. Martin.

[ubaksh11]

No, that Kidz Bop is annoying!

[ubaksh11]

Maybe if I get some blingitude people will be rockstaring at me!

[MandaMeena]

I'm pretty sure the girl at 1:03 was nominated for an Oscar for her supporting role in True Grit. This is just sad.

[Gordinak2]

this video made me realize I don`t want to live on this world anymore.

[ryN45678]

No "im a guy and.." comment fro me. Im going with the equally eye roll inducing spotting of a car or gadget that was only on screen for a tenth of a second.

At 1:22, the camera that venessa hudgens holds up and flashes at the camera is a canon G11.

[happyhappy1231]

LOVE IT!

[DONCORLEONEpicha]

it's NOT about fucking in the club ...hahahahahhahahahh

[bbcman]

Anyone know that Jcpeeny song in the beginning?

[StraightPunkEdge93]

Why do these commercials part so much importance on young girls buying new clothes for the school year? As a girl I never a gave a shit about new clothes. I wore the same five t-shirts and two jeans for all 4 years of High School.

[metacrisis47]

It's NOT about f***ing in da club... yet.

[GoddessofEggrolls]

This makes me sad inside. Its so true.

[ValSilph]

the girl in the very beginning looks soooo much like Hailee Stienfeld from True Grit?!

[Organized82]

@ValSilph it is her

[ShaunaDDye]

@ValSilph it is her

[avocatoes]

Hailee Steinfeld @ 1:04?

[Ireallywantacookie]

@avocatoes

Oh my gosh! maybe!

[Vakrian]

justin beiber alarm at 0:55

[sophieoophie]

It's NOT about fuckin' in da club.

[KoeHalifax]

WHAT IS AEAE?

[sindachris]

lmao!!!!

[GabbiXLuvsXYou]

hahaha Kids Bop is like on number 30-something now, i feel sooo old. yes kids, 17 is old...

[KoeHalifax]

@GabbiXLuvsXYou Yeah, I remember when the original kids bop came out! I'm also 17.

[GabbiXLuvsXYou]

@KoeHalifax :D i actually thought it was good back then, but now, not so much :]

[encliticcopula]

To the surprise of no one, Mrs. Martin was denied tenure.

[MargarettaL]

@encliticcopula LMAO!



[Ivanova297]

Is it just me or does that table-runway make it super easy for people (boys) to look up the super-short skirts?

[jarvisel]

Those Disney shows have turned some of those less-discerning kids into greedy little smart asses.

[leeroy317]

go to youwintube



[SJCustomDrums]

I hate kids

[mouse264]

Haha, fuck looking good by dressing well.

I wore the same pair of pants twice in the SAME WEEK.

There must be something really wrong with me.

[twistedoveryou01]

1:32 bet theres cool drugs at that party, always been my favorite part

[Tinker13ee]

Fucking disney kids and their crappy.....everything

[DarknessbUnnie]

Funny thing is, the pubic schools in the area have a UNIFORM enforcement...even better, those schools outside our district won't allow ANYONE to come into the school dressed like this.

[TDTracy1992]

o..m..g. i dont have sparkley shoes....I MUST BE TEXTING AND DOING KARAOKE WRONG!! AHHH! T_T

[Asymmatrix]

People are revolting and nearly universally vapid.

[raizr]

Some of those commercials made me want to kill myself.

But she still made it funny as hell xD

[TheChainsOFMisery]

you know,i think in todays world its officially acceptable to hate kids..back in the days,sure some kids were annoying but you said...ehh,its just a kid...but today these kids are real miniature douchebags...i cant fuckin stand em..i really hate some of them as seriously as i would hate an adult..these kids arent just puppets exploited by their parents for money...they know what theyre doin..fuckin lil assholes

[Neumie7]

wtf does AEAE mean?

[mariahrox153]

@Neumie7 Angry Elf Ale Empire or and ever and ever but I prefer angry elf ale empire

[Neumie7]

@mariahrox153 lmao me too

[laurencool128]

Kids Bop makes me die...

[xfronwenzyoucamex]

if people had a "lunch fashion show" and walked on the table others would throw food at them.

[askanerdgirl]

That is some scary shit. O_O

[JuusanKikan]

I would force everyone who made fun of me for never wearing jeans or sneakers to watch this at gunpoint, but that's illegal and rude! *mindless giggle*

[pushelildaisies]

The expression on my face is a mixture of horror and utter disgust, the kind of disgust where you can smell old cheesy garbage rotting in the backseat of someone's car. Children these days scare the fuck out of me, can the 13/14 year olds on here please tell me that you're not actually like this?!!

[mariahrox153]

@pushelildaisies Im 12 and I am not like this but I know plenty of kids who are totally like this

[pushelildaisies]

@Well praise be. I really hope you continue to be a critical thinker, and encourage other people in your age group to do the same. It's really hard to be an open-minded thinker when you're younger, because a lot of kids are frankly ignorant. But it soothes me to know that there are some young minds who aren't as easily pliable as the crap they dole out to them. If you're a girl, I especially hope you continue to be a free thinker. It's worth it in the long run.

[dagnytheartist]

@pushelildaisies Nope, I'm not.

[TookMeJerrb]

UNDERPANTS!

[JFLD8]

*sigh* i went to catholic school, so i never had any blingatude.

[BriBri386]

that was hilarious when she said IT'S NOT ABOUT FU****G in the club!!!

[fritzgenius15]

I find it ironic that the ad that came before this video was advocating the south beach diet... Wtf?

[twistedoveryou01]

best part 1:31, bet theres some cool drugs at that party, i crack up everytime

[Bennis83]

I miss Sarah! Come back to us, oh cynic of the ages!

[jesshansen033]

HAHAHAHAHA

[republicausp]

1:59

It's about fun!

It's about friends!

It's NOT about fu****g in the club! Yet.

[NewtonKari]

OMG that made me feel like puking...not the video the commercials!!!

[necr0sins]

@NewtonKari so damn annoying

[ArturoStojanoff]

Today I started school (I'm from the southern hemisphere) and I'm sad :(

[happyfeet67]

dang, everyday society becomes more and more "Brave New World"-esque

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

*Snort*

Gah. I just read that again, too.

[hoodmilk]

LOL WTF

[Kagomechan7o]

*shrudders* I'm glad I was born in the earlier generation.

[hahaXitsXandrea]

'i bet theres cool drugs at that party"

oh sarah, your humor never lets us down

[spagerbot]

Rockstare- When a man pisses a radical feminist off so much that she flings rocks at his balls so he falls down the stairs and she laughs and stares while he dies.

[spagerbot]

@spagerbot Whoa, why the thumbs down? I am a radical feminist... so I guess the people reading are opposed to general violence. Heh. BORRRING.

[BOOTLEGPIRATEVIDEO]

huhu the future generation is fucked.

[MsTeleological]

too bad sarah isnt doing target women anymore :((((

[kgeise0772]

WAIT SERIOUSLY??? That's the single most depressing thing i've heard all day

[MsTeleological]

@kgeise0772 yep you can look it up, she actually did an interview with jezebel mag explaining it... D: she is soo brilliant!!!!!!

[witchyvixen]

Silly people. This refers to moms! Women who have kids and buy all their stuff and don't want to admit that their teenagers could care less what the look like while they're drinking, getting high and hooking up.

[NanaNarcotic]

I wish someone would rockstare at me, maybe I don't posses enough blingatude.

[Fattymaccy]

Most teenagers are not like that, except for maybe 13 year olds. Don't just make assumptions from listening to what other people say, that's just a stereotype.

[Fattymaccy]

You know what? That's just a stereotype. Why do almost all adults think we are obsessed over testing? That's like pre-teen stuff. Real teenagers, ages 14-17, have more important things going on so we don't worry about stupid things like that. Next time, look at more teenagers and THEN talk about how they are, don't just believe the stereotype.

[ECHOGOLF11]

@Fattymaccy do you want an award for being a bum?

[Fattymaccy]

Why did you say that

[ECHOGOLF11]

@Fattymaccy jk man, so chill. You are saying that you dont study and what not. I am in highshool, but i do study somewhat. You are making seem like you dont work hard at all.

[Fattymaccy]

When did studying come into this

[Xno1X]

The stereotype is what makes it funny.

[LadyRhapsodos]

True. What is it with teenage girls being annoying idiots who only think about texting, trashy magazines and bombastic clothing with ugly rhinestones and skinny jeans? Geez, I'm only 20 and I think this is ridiculous...

[luno44]

I would be so embarrassed to have my "line" at walmart!.

[MsTeleological]

its about fun!!!

[shelvis77]

the kid at 2:02 looks like justin bieber...

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

I don't like blingatude! It chafes my nerdishness!

Sarah Haskins, tell us nerds how to be Rockstare....

[culturevulture123]

LOVE LOVE LOVE so accurate! Little kids are horribly close to being that dicky in real life sometimes... *shudders*

[Joe22c]

Hey, I'm 20 right now so I'm a little bit older than the current generation of teens known as "fucked up".

I happen to be student staff this year in one of my university's dorms.

The first years are 18ish and are from generation fucked up,

You can easily tell.

[insanepoet9]

she's probably one of my favorite comediennes....she speaks truth, man

[heysaturdaysun]

@insanepoet9 i know. she's consistently funny and on-point. i wish she got more work. 

[lucypucy12222]

whiiiiii omg i love this xD moremore xD

ow yeay one thing the close are sow harebol buth the spots are fuckt up and i love fuckt up thing :D

[pinkpumpkinn]

...huh?

[jayaism]

its not about fucking in the club. Yet.

[lilanma]

Hi, kngkhan. I agree. You should go back to more edifying pursuits like speed punching instead of watching these.

[kngkhan]

i know right? its a much better use of time..punching air.

[xoGabstersSingsxo]

lol

[MTbannanas]

lol

[mynameisdumbnuts]

Interesting how it's the girls showing off their pretty new clothes. Apparently boys don't need to dress to impress. Way to get 'em when they're young.

My English teacher would have smacked me with a book of Shakespeare's works had I used "blingitude" in class.

[00GreyEyedGirl00]

@mynameisdumbnuts That's ironic because Shakespeare actually invented quite a few words that we still use today!

[lookatthestars7]

@00GreyEyedGirl00 I'm sure they didn't combine the dumbass word of "bling" and "attitude".

[00GreyEyedGirl00]

@lookatthestars7 touche ;3

[Hrady55]

@mynameisdumbnuts sadly this is how public school is minus the fashien show and cute guys and add the fucker crack whores bitch girls that you want to punch and gang bangers packing heat -_- you got to love high school

[kenyadigthemusic]

I bet there was cool drugs at that party...

I fell out of my seat, I actually thought this everytime this stupid vanessa hudgens commerical came on. But more like "I wonder what drugs were at that rave"

Wow, advertising that young kids should be at a rave rockin those echos. Gross.

[femalehysteria]

not her best

[littlemunchkin]

oh godd!! i hateeee kidsbop! its retarded

[suicidetekky]

this makes me want to kill myself.

[MsDevin92]

I think if anyone ever said "rockstare" or "blingitude" to my English teacher, she'd go into a coma.

[brebre1920]

lololololol she would really go into a coma?thats hilarious!

[MsDevin92]

No, I mean like "...I TEACH ENGLISH FOR SEVENTEEN YEARS AND YOU SAY THINGS LIKE THAT? WHAT."

[brebre1920]

lololololol ur funny

[poopoomonster]

ugh yes, these commercials were so obnoxious. thank you, sarah. thank you. <3

[Darby969]

its NOT about effin in the club. :DD LOL

[Komimaro]

When I was that age people said our generation was messed up because kids were obsessed with boy bands and Brittany Spears like singers. I don't think Miley Cyrus and the Jonas things are all that different. Besides not every junior high student in America likes that type of thing. I'm just saying it's nothing new and kids grow out of this stuff...most of the time.

[Lilalulelauleluh]

what is aeae?

[Darby969]

idk?? i dont know!

[TheGhanafuo]

it means "and ever and ever". as in, "forever and ever". Yeah, it took me a while to figure it out.

[6402ghy]

new generation are already f**k top lol man this isn't high shcool yet

[andrew49247]

fuck top?

Really?

[6402ghy]

yeah in there mind....?!

[andrew49247]

and you still don't see the problem with "fuck top?"

try "fucked up" ignorant asshole(whatever generation you're in is probably the most "fuck top," in my opinion).

[6402ghy]

so your mad "cuz" I wrote fuck top instead of fuck-ED UP and it's me who's the fucked up "cuz" oh my bad "because" your correcting my words on youtube ?!?! your life must be so...

[rizzlebug]

"It's not about f*ckin in the club...yet." lol

[kittyeggrolls]

The "drugs" line made me burst out laughing.

[dustydervish]

That was great! Man America is a terrible place to raise children...

[alpha59assassin]

i gotta agree, these new generation of kids will be totally fucked up.

[corado21]

does a pedofil watching kids counts as rockstared :-| omg how they r braing washing americans christ :-| it is dangerous

[Aries0913]

Lame..glad I aint having kids

[Mortalvis]

yeah i hate those school commercials. none of that ever happens XD, especially when they show elementry school settings

[kgonepostl]

Sarah Haskins F-T-W!!!

[KidOnTheNet]

I have never seen these commercials and I hope I never do.

[Sinc3r3L0v3]

LoL Yea so sad and true, my 5 year old neice throw a fit if it's not hanna montana or ICarly she will start crying in the store...............and they get it anyways. Thats how kids are not just her.

I really dont give a f*** im a senoir now , I will go in some sweats. I will fix my self up every now and then, but now it's like whatever I dont f*** care it's school.

[coulditbekronau]

What you do when kids start crying because they want something is you back hand the fucker and give them a reason to cry

[Sinc3r3L0v3]

lmao. thats awful. In public? They will take you a** to jail if they see you backhand a kid in walmart.

[coulditbekronau]

cavent gotten caught yet

[ASHTONZANECKI]

no they won't it's called parenting...

sadly.

[newbuddz]

During the Eckored commercial when she said: "I'm Vanessa Hudgens, and I wear (eckored)" I really wanted to jump in before she said "Eckored" and say "NOTHING."

[thebitterhero]

I love that "now she can't come to my birthday."

Darn.  I wish people rockstared at me. Gee Darn.

[drawnseeker]

awesome!

[kateserr]

I love this! :) Shows COMMON SENSE.

[ttnatha]

hahahahahahahaha

[theoneandonlymoose]

is it just me or does it look like she has herpes?

[ihebby]

i think it's supposed to be a lip ring

like all the cool highschool kids have

[sechelf]

maybe in usa

[bpc2ii]

Jesus, those ads made my eyes bleed...

[canadianboy111]

Awesome! Purely Awesome!

[PaulRayIsMe]

Sarah, you Rock, like so totally hard, like for realz!

Funny, and more than a little painful, insight.

[hbugw]

This year I went back to school with taped up binders and 7 year old jeans. You can imagine the amount of "rock stares" I got!

i'm 16, and i agree the younger generation is going to crap.

[Nihilanthe]

and try to imagine the knocked up teens future kids. Oh my god...

it's like worst and worst each generation.

[iamsatin123]

hahahahhaahhahahahahahah

[NickijoeCanuck]

Funny vid w/a good msg. Capitalism at its worst - it's raising a bunch of shallow materialistic children - and corporations don't care, they just want to line their pockets.

[assninjalolo]

This is like the funniest shit eva! OMG!

[colddrake80]

That was so accurate it hurt like h@ll. I love these clips.

[Hugomania09]

why the fuck did you say h@ll instead of hell?

[colddrake80]

Because FUCK, FART, ASS, HELL, DAMN, CRAP at the time I didn't feel like writing anything that could be considered profane in the thread.

Also, I'm not swearing at you in any way shape or form. I'm just posting that as a little joke and to show I'm above using language like that.

[sXeGeo]

its not about fuckin in the club lmao

[missifukoolkat]

'its not about fkn in the club.. yet' hahahaha

[jellotime91]

Hilarious!!

[xXxBlueEyedAngelxXx]

This is hilarious XD

[worldheadja]

I'm so glad that high school drama is in the past.... now its office drama ; /, where if your "out of style" you can say "Hey i'm saving for whatever"

[CommentorX]

Out of style? Try out of a job - there's a recession on, in case you didn't get the memo. Kids these days are lucky to be wearing Goodwill, never mind Miley Cyrus' stamped jeans.

[segedinacm]

so glad im not kid anymore :)

[sisforshayla]

lol, it's not about that...yet. hahaha.

[AirplaneFoods]

Yay Sarah Haskins!

[treid100182]

American People need to put the brakes on all this retardation.

[loler4eva]

i am in love with target women

[QuitePossiblyANinja]

thats what all the girls in my school are like!

[Miyuri687]

mine to its horrible lol

[blackplastic420]

school is the basic proving ground for any human being

[loler4eva]

define what ur saying please, sounds intresting

[scrap13]

whats aeae