Bad Christian Music

[1985MANAmericana]

Sounds like theme music for Thomas the Tank Engine.

[601dude]

I'm gonna sample this

[naybobdenod]

what a bag of shit,these fuckers don`t belong on this planet of ours !

[LIGHTRONIX]

90s christians were the best

[ahj71]

i miss 1986....

[rutiger81]

Is that Albert Eintsein in the back?

[ideniseb]

Waiting on the divinely inspired words of the Reverend Dr Steve Brule!

[segundooron]

This reminds me of a leaked scientology video I saw on youtube where all the higher ups were singing some motivational song...Another thing, 11 people and one microphone...that tells me it was bad lip syncing.

[Whaqtraxrecords]

This is the cast of Bread!!!

[HellRehab]

Yes. I'm so inspired I'm favoriting it. I've got a channel full of unintentional Christian comedy. Praise God I found this.

[SexyAltrox]

0:27 Why is Albert Einstein singing Christian music? I thought he was Jewish!

[HellRehab]

Jebus loves feathered hair and shoulder pads. Favorited!

[crsini520]

Now there's a redundant title if there's ever been one.

[biblicalcreatures]

Kind of catchy! Reminds me of music from 80s anime.

[jrussellawesome]

i kinda like this

[Afraid0fGhosts]

I bet none of them get laid

[MrNEPTUNEMADNESS]

HORRIBLE

[MrGziss]

nice post,ha!

[ferballis]

bitch on the left of the singer is mad in love....hungry eyes.

[IxRI0TxxxMAK3RxI]

Fuck God

[lilkitty1977]

Has anyone noticed that there is the cast of the old uk tv show Bread! I was so shocked.

[MmyGlambert]

the real christian music should have much more power ... like Jesus Culture's music :) they really worship God

[SuperTrenton20]

nuthin bad that i noticed... no clue whatcha talkin about

[dudes110]

Take a look at that rug he's wearing on his head!!!! man you can see its a tupe'

[209BluntSmoker]

does anyone els get dat scary feeling like if god wasnt real u just feel like ur fucked

[CosmicGrounds]

@209BluntSmoker Every now and then, but with all the stuff I've been through and what I have seen from many others and how they have triumphed over obstacles I'm convinced he exist.

[LordLoudoun]

This song was awful and quite funny, but to say there's no good Christian music is laughable. Christian music or fundamentalist music is bad when it poorly copies pop...but remember Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, and Handel composed for the church. Then there is Hank Williams Sr, Johnny Cash, Ray Charles, Mahalia Jackson...a good amount of white country and black blues music in the South that comes from the church and created rock and roll. Look up Ray Charles "Oh happy day" on youtube for ex.

[gagoshay]

"What if Christians are Wrong about everything?" This singers just wasted their TIME and TALENT.

[Kincajou]

Someone please gag me with a spoon.

[MrBeauGator]

That was pure torture...

[hatefanclub]

God has put these people in hell for crimes against humanity

[fromthispoint]

That is a very handsome guy and his voice is on key nice think hair , pretty skin , I bet he is wonderful in bed, very nice video praise God...yes Lord for handsome men like him...:) and singing songs of hope everyone has differnt ways of expressions bless that handsome fellow and beautiful women amen.

[Francko515]

Clearly Bread, fucking retards.

[MrAkleonard]

That was awful. Those modal changes were excruciating.

[EyeLickChildren]

I've never really heard any Christian music that I liked and that was also accepted by most of the religious crowd. Even Christian Death Metal tends to suck bad.

[mrmillermusic]

Feels like hell to me, tht was horrible

[brazilian777able]

Good Christian music!

[GaryGranite]

Holy Crap (oops)

I mean, Holy Fuck! (oops)

no, I mean Jesus Fuc (oops)

no, uhh, shit this is (oops)

[brazilian777able]

I like it.

[timticklerful]

That's the cast of Bread!! Clearly I'm getting old!

[antinazicholos5]

its a nice song for me

[miazagora]

Stupid little jerk. It appears to have been made a long time ago. I've heard worse. Someday I hope someone puts a video of you doing something or saying something idiotic and makes fun of you.

[spasticnumbthumbs]

Whoa! The guy singing looked real enthused after the song was over. The only person that looked excited was the piano player. He probably wrote the tune.

[winterstellar]

That's the kind of music they play in Heaven?? Well, I must make sure I go to Hell then!:)

[antinazicholos5]

@winterstellar don't worry, you will go

[dogooda12]

I've seen some really crappy non Christian music too, like Lady Gaga for example.

[enmaxus]

@dogooda12 LOL!!!

[RemyDareAgogo]

@dogooda12 this is your favorite song, isn't it..?

[dogooda12]

@RemyDareAgogo Yes yes it is.

[CosmicGrounds]

This remind me of something you'd see on Tim and Eric.

[MrGziss]

@CosmicGrounds or public access for decades.

[80sAcademy]

This is a perfect, real-life example of the visual and aural aesthetic that Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim tap into for their comedy show on Adult Swim.

[123barriejohn]

It's a joke - it's the cast of Bread!

[13cindi]

Oh, so THAT'S what David Crosby has been up to!

[sherbet999]

It's the cast of Bread!! WTF????

[ExitMuSlC]

Jesus christ, that guy in the green shirt has a GIANT FUCKING MOLE.

[acejakecool19982007]

These are clearly Catholics....

[thegoochieguy]

THIS VIDEO ORIGINATED FROM A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE IT IS ALWAYS THE 1970'S.

isn't the title oxymoronic?.

they can't play any real music because that means they would have to learn, which goes against their pathological fear of knowledge and their hatred of the creative and intelligent.

and AcoustiRocker, why take your annoyance out only on the piano, when you could just drop it on the whole group?

[n64wilbert]

I hate this shit!! Learn some Rachmaninoff,Chopin and Bill Evans on the piano idiots!!

[AcoustiRocker]

I wanna smash that damn piano so bad....

[gamingsoul11]

Need...death metal...now!

[Mrphatbastard1]

As I'm sticking knives in my head, I can smell their polyester, cheap cologne and nicotine, I can even envision the little plastic fish stuck on the backs of their Cutlass Sierras in the parking lot! Just one more thing, if you look close into their eyes, you can see the backs of their heads!!! Gotta love these people...

[Jasonmcintyre2007]

David Crosby's looking well. 0:25

[clutchmc22]

lol guy in the blue

[dogon3]

Like being dead on opium, only there's no high. Like suffocating in a dusty basement.

[SolarSystemStrike]

YES!!! This is the best! Better then christmas, which as we all know is about presents!!!

[friedlynn]

"I'd rather shove a crucifix up my VAY JAY than to replay this flaming turd of a video again." - Reagan McNeill

[SatansSXslave]

why would the dark clouds turn blue? that's scary!!!

[skinpli]

OoOhh my damn i had to toke to watch this shyt........

[TheDanaroxy19822040]

LOL!!!!

[TheHelado36]

That is why some still fallow a space god, they are just ugly losers that have no other way to entertain their ignorant minds!

[chefgurl]

Picture everyone naked

[dinasaur2]

"Dreary & Dreadful"

[octoron85]

JESUS PHUCKING CHRIST!

[ChurchOfKali66619]

@octoron85 ---and his ho ass mama, who he raped!

[Ghorghinahn]

Bad.. Christian.. Music..

Redundant and contradictory all at once.

By the way, I didn't know Einstein's animated corpse was in a christian singing group.

[Yourjonnyonthespot]

We'll be right at home B-b-bread

[blackbirdphotography]

einstein dude looks pretty intoxicated to me...



[lurch321]

Isn't that the blond dude from Air Supply?

[ihatetaft]

Is the redhead a man or woman?

[wnesbitt1]

This is the cast from 'Bread', Carla Lane's comedy on British TV, They're all actors and actresses in the show and so far as I know not known for being explicitly Christian at all, if at all. Was this some charity song?

[journeyer58]

Is that Samuel Clemens at 0:25-0:26? It damn sure looked like him. BTW this is the best of the worst, there's much worse that I have experienced in my life IC. Now, AC I have accepted the truth that there truly is no big sky daddy and not only that I am set free from the domination and mind control of those unscrupulous individuals who take the money and run.

[1974Key]

This is Bullshit!

[JTMOTYME]

Why is he looking at me like that? Weird!!

[acount134]

Hey! Isn't that the chef from Sesame Street!?!?!?!

[TheVladimere9]

Im going too smoke crack now

[raponte1955]

Why is this bad christian music? Don't be so ridiculous! A lot of people sing in the church and they do not pretend to be "professionals", they just honestly praise the Lord with the best of their abilities...a thing you atheists will never understand!

[alexmejia26]

Is that Einstein with the blue sweater???

[thudor1]

@alexmejia26 It's a hybrid between Einstein and David Crosby.

[pbrskater26]

Ha ha ha ha ha, this is why I listion to slayer!!!

[hawkmannn]

thats the cast of "bread" i think

[tazztt1]

Lemme see... Christians live a 'God' life with the belief they'll be rewarded with Eternal Life in Paradise... Muslim Martyrs live a 'God' (aka Alla) life with the belief they'll be rewarded with 72 Virgins...

Am I missing something here?

[doublejax]

Who's the Rock-Star in front of the keyboard ?

[Thoughtland]

@doublejax Elton John on a bad night?

[JoeLaTurkeyIII]

Shouldn't the video title be: "Christian Music?"

[Corkoth55]

@JoeLaTurkeyIII HAHAHAH!!!

[TheL4dgamer]

@JoeLaTurkeyIII No, "Terrible Christian Music" fits quite well.

[CoolerKing37]

0:26 Is that Rip Taylor in the blue sweater?

[CoolerKing37]

These guys are no Lil Markie....

[V45Rider]

Why would god, in all his power and perfection, stick a huge nasty wart on dudes' face? 0:32-0:37

Face it, religious people only buy into the god thing, b/c they want to convince themselves that they'll live forever in heaven... brainwashing, anyone? ☺

[MrJohndoakes]

They need matching suits and a better song to sing.

[TheSirknuckles]

We got Barry Manilow.. Albert Einstein.. and the entire cast of That Late80's/Early90's show..

[mee2]

@TheSirknuckles lololololololololololllllllolo­l and lolololol

[Awenasa2]

My side hurts. XD

[MusicEclecticArt]

WHY the HECK is the old dude pretending to play the piano when its OBVIOUS that this is a TRACK playing in the background?

[kjkilojoules]

@MusicEclecticArt I know! LMBO!!!

[thejeztar]

It’s one of those songs they wrote like the Saturday before church! Just a bunch of random "nice” sounding words. One of those guys looks like a mad scientist in the blue and the guy to his left in the leather jacket looks like Artie Lang!! hahah

[kensingtonpalace]

lol what is this song even about???

[ChoddyCarr]

LMFFAO at that man @:26

[WhatTheFlyinFudge]

Holy shit! David Crosby and the Gorton's Fisherman had a baby!!!!!

[lordlacolith]

Department of Redundancy Department...

[WhatTheFlyinFudge]

@lordlacolith Hey, you redundantly said department twice. You kinda repated yourself there. 

[thefilmbug]

Looks like Norman Lear on piano.

[TVCSD]

the muppet show?

[TheMJtheGOD]

Geez, maybe there is a hell after all. It is christians singing!!

:-)

[OBDjFH05]

David Crosby? Was THAT David Crosby?

[martialart2]

I Cant stop Laughing at this .. nice melody though lol!!!!!!

[erroll9621]

0:25 nuff said

[kumasucki]

Who the hell are these people?

[kumasucki]

So Eighties LOL, check out the clothes and hairstyles.

The piano player is LOVING it!!!

[TheMBaggins11]

this is corporate greed and then they say rock n roll is bad??? Morons.

[CosmicApe2]

The guy in the blue sweater KILLS me!

[FuelrIce]

Ever heard the old axiom "Make a joyful noise?" Regardless of your opinion of their musical ability, if they are singing to praise the Lord there is no such thing as "bad" Christian music. You should be ashamed of yourself. Go to church, or dust off your Bible and read it.

[johnjhuff]

@FuelrIce Yeah, dust off your bible and read it, that is if you like stories of mass genocide, rape, slavery, and lots of supernatural fiction. And as a Suzuki trained pianist, composer and producer, there is such thing as "bad" "christian" music. And this is it. In fact, I've never heard any good "christian" music. Fans of real music listen to music. Fans of this nonsense are in it for the image. Sheeple.

[YesYou123333]

@johnjhuff All that genocide, rape and slavery is ok with me as long as the right people get raped.

[johndimeg]

Is it me or does the old man in the blue sweater look like Albert Einstein? Hahaha

[BrightStaroftheDawn]

What an unkempt pack of wild looking BEASTS!!

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

And they Call Rock N roll the devils music?.........

[thrillamantilla]

I... I don't know if it's thumbs down for the lame music, complete with lame barry manilow rip off. Or if it's a thumbs up because they person titled it "bad christian music" which means the thumbs up would agree with them... I'm so confused

[inquiry10]

Compare Christian mainstream music to main stream secular....Christian music simply can not hold a candle to it.

[Theboxer500]

The old guy with the blue sweater looks like he was just picked up out of a dumpster and dressed up just for this song.

[RETROALOGENIZAR]

XK MALA BABOSO??

[tonykeywest08]

toupee

[daniwash60]

Is that Kenny Loggins?

[ejvandijk]

If you take an old seventies secular music clip from the Mamma's and the pappa's you would probably say: "This is ridiculous"! But does that represent all secular music, even the secular music nowadays. So, what's the point?

[giggabyt78]

is that a wig

[alieales]

The cast of Bread! It really is!!

[AllieVitalis]

If it's bad then why'd you upload it?

[foxygrandpa991]

@AllieVitalis because it's funny too

[77coconutprincess]

I'm a Christian. It's not that it's "bad" in the sense of evil. It's just... 80's at it's best! :) We are all embarrassed of our 80's hairstyles and music lol (well, some of us still like the 80's) I think it's funny, but at the time, I'm sure it ministered to people and I'm sure anyone still into this type of music is being ministered to :)

[itsumonihon]

too bad this lead singer's talents are wasted on such shitty music. this guy has a wicked powerful voice, he could be doing operas or something instead of this bullshit

[kriswright]

It's bad, but there's much worse stuff on YouTube. Compared to Sonseed, these guys are the Jackson 5.

[LIGHTRONIX]

hahahahaha FAIL

[gemini61324]

i can't understand any of the words

[welshgit]

You've been Poed! This is from the comedy series 'bread'. It's not real!

[MrGziss]

nice vid! ha!!!

[SlinkShady]

All the people in this video were in the UK TV series called "Bread". In fact I wouldn't mind betting this is actually from the series.

[welshgit]

@SlinkShady correct! This is from bread. It's intentionally bad!

[ChuckyJesus666]

This sounded like the composer picked the notes about by having monkeys play on a musical keyboard into a sequencer.

[mark91345]

This is the kind of syrupy-sweet Christian music I have NEVER liked.

[TVWriterGuy]

Is that Albert Einstein in the middle? I didn't know he could sing.

[SconeMason]

What's Mick Hucknall doing int here?

[hkfan1980]

if ya wanna listen to good christian music try DC talk,this is just cheesier than chuckie cheese :(

[OBDjFH05]

Fuk! It's David Crosby!!!

[littleg117]

why did it have to be darks clouds on a black monday. why did it have to be a black monday. why not just monday.lol

[AlienNate2012]

It's bad because it's lame. It's cheesy. It sounds like they didn't put much effort into writing it. It sounds like elevator music. It suffers from a heaping dose of banality. And this is to say nothing of the lyrics, which sounds like they took a book of christian cliches and threw them together at random. Anyone who can defend this song based solely on it's message is missing the point.

[jaybird91909]

this isnt bad, trust me..i've heard wayyyyyyyyy worse!

[jasnessa0079]

is that kenny rogers,,,,,,lol

[xSplatterPaintx]

I'm guessing this is the 80's, judging by the hair and the...what IS that music they're using? A cheap keyboard?

[aniger818]

this is my jam

[MrAccordionPimp]

It is bad, but I witness worse every sunday at my church / The bLeach Blonde eighties haircut doesnt help either

[breakinglevee]

i've been playing drums at churches for 14 years... and, well if heaven is anything like this...well i don't want to be there.

[bhickman6]

I think it's funny cute.

[prwilli75]

It's a young Michael W. Smith...J/K!! I like MWS.

[CharlieHend]

This music is dated; but I've heard far worse singing by modern rock groups. The comments on this video just prove how some people will fall into what rut they think they are supposed to be in.

[belladeballe]

I'm sure they had sincere intentions....

[Tiahur76]

i smell shit wheni listen to this...is it a maricle?? wow>

[pfmgonigle]

the 80s sucked

[TVWriterGuy]

Is that Grandpa Walton in the blue jumper?

[themightyrara]

I like the way you gave thumbs down tothe only other person who noticed this.

[themightyrara]

That is the cast of 1980's "comedy" Bread, I disdn't realise they were bible bashers in real life.

[robrippen]

Im guessing this is most likely a baptist church, or morman for that matter and from California. Im not knockin it, its just not my style. Just an odd looking group of people. OK it had to staged, Maybe a deleted scene from Nepolian Dynamite?

[justpaul62]

Makes me want to stab myself in the thigh with a fork. I deny the holy spirit.

[SEMAT56]

i bet if you ascended to heaven, this would be the elevator music

[mrsevans1000]

I'm not a Christian but the music sounded all right. They could keep a tune and harmonize. Why is it considered bad? Is it considered bad simply because of the message of the song giives? Christians have a right to their beliefs too.

[norseking]

@mrsevans1000, it's got nothing to do with the Christian message. It's bad music. This is the kind of song people with giant wooden eating utensils on the walls and glass figurines on wood veneered walmart shelves would consider good.

[mrussum1]

@mrsevans1000 no this is just really bad music.

[iloveJesus420]

@mrsevans1000

It's just cheap sounding, cheesy and has laughable lyrics.

[CallmeAffiliated]

@mrsevans1000 lmao just because someone can sing doesnt mean they dont sound like shit