Scientists R Stoopid #1 - Pigeon Toes and Duck Feet

[RiceMunkey]

Successful troll is successful.

[ThatVoiceOfReason]

It's just bad that you took so long to make a video that most people dislike xC

[noseguard66]

I think i understand what this video is try to say.

This guy is talking about stuff based off "Chinese medicine", which is what people use when they are not seriously ill, and have enough disposable income and time to waste on frivolous crap or people (such as the videos creator).

And he's contrasting it sort of against more "Western Medicine", which is what everyone uses when their actually sick, or have a serious problem.

Thanks!....for wasting 5 mins of my life you f**king simpleton

[moontan1981]

Don't worry about Happeh. It's all entirely untested by him or anyone else. He does not have any actual reviewed evidence.

[moot8091]

You're a fucking idiot and I bet you're not a scientist. Go back to school. *stupid

[relaxrainman]

@ShortGrumpyKayaker Now onto you. I've found people who through in things like I study X are usually just bullshitting. There is no need to reference your accomplishments online as there is no proof and you have no credibility. Also you insult someone but you haven't a clue. The Fascia is a spiral all around our bones creating our muscles and while I'm not sure if its a double helix its not the worst analogy ever. Next aren't most of western medicine's ideas still theories? Just a thought.

[mjijm]

Yung dominant? Someone needs both their pronunciation, and judging by the content of this video, their brain.

[ravensoulaerobic]

@mjijm chinese is a non-english sounding language. have you ever heard a chinese speaking person pronounce YANG? in most non-english languages, A is not pronounced like the long AY sound americans use to pronounce yang. it is much closer to the way it is being said in this video. I see a chinese doctor once a week and I will attest to the fact that he pronouces it more like YUNG and Yang with the long A sound.

[jephex]

I've objectively considered the subject matter of your films and have come to the conclusion that you are, undoubtedly, a dumbshit. I can't stress this fact enough.

[KRUOFINRUOFM]

so my legs have spirals inside them and not bones!

[ravensoulaerobic]

@KRUOFINRUOFM that's the problem with western thinking; it assumes that things can only be one way or another and that this represents irreconcilable opposites. the TRUTH is that more than one thing can and does happen at the same time in most cases. you can and do have bones, muscles, veins, cartilage, ligaments, joints, tendons, the bladder meridian, water element and A BUNCH of other things in and running through your legs right now!

[ravensoulaerobic]

@KRUOFINRUOFM this is analogous to why quantum mechanics had to be invented--because of limited, dichotomous, either/or logic, it couldn't even occur to western SCIENTISTS that all matter exhibits both wave AND particle properties. I don't know if this guy is right or not, yet, but I know that those who have degrees in western science--what he is critiquing--wouldn't know. he is critiquing you from a perspective that you have been expressly taught to ridicule and dismiss.

[gizald]

@ravensoulaerobic um, quantum mechanics and wave/particle duality are both examples of western science. also, either/or isn't logic, it's a logical fallacy. basically, your critique of western science as incompetent shows your own incompetence.

BTW, the perspective that happeh presents from is the un-science perspective. science doesn't like un-science, and so rejects it. It's like saying scientists are stupid for believing in cell theory because men are made of clay.

[emptycagecorrode]

The question is this: are children more likely to have pigeon-toed feet if their parents have it? I won't make you look it up: they are.

So it's passed down. Simple, no?

If it was something that had to do with a lifestyle choice, like obesity, we could make an exception. But it's more like hair color. You don't have black hair because you didn't do enough Tai Chi in the womb, you have black hair because your parents had it. Check out Mendel's peas.

[g7dude9]

I like how you conclude that scientists in general are "stoopid", just because you come across something that disagrees with your yin yang BS.

That's some good logic & really constructive.

[ThirdEyeLight]

I am silly, I forgot to include TCM in the list of people who can help you walk straight. I think TCM should be seen before a podiatrist personally but I do not know. I am correcting my problem now ;)

[ThirdEyeLight]

If you cannot correct the "Pigeon toe" or "duck foot" on your own within a year you should contact a professional. This means Yoga, podiatrist, chiropractor, (in this order) then a general doctor if nothing helps. This is of course only if you experience any kind of pain at all. The human body in a healthy state should not feel pain anywhere all day long (minor pain excluded) there is no such thing as chronic pain it needs fixed! or medicated.

[ThirdEyeLight]

in this case Yin takes on the definition of "inside" and Yang takes on the definition of "outside" and it all makes perfect sense. When the Yang or "outside" muscle group drags the yin "inside" muscle group along with it in order to walk (you can not leave half of the muscles in your leg behind. They are like little marines inside of your body. They never leave a soldier behind.) then the Yang or "outside" will get more of a workout and become stronger which forms a degenerative habit.

[ThirdEyeLight]

They are connected together but can operate separately so one muscle group can bear more responsibility than another. This would usually happen all the way down the leg.  Your bone is the centerline that they wrap around. If the inside muscle group was completely removed, your knee would snap in half like a twig if you put even a pound of pressure on it. Sorry for that imagery. "Yin" and "Yang" just give the inside and outside muscle groups (respectively) a name.

[ThirdEyeLight]

Um actually I think I'll back your logic up here. The fact of the matter is that if someone is walking pigeon toed or duck footed it is because they are out of shape. There are two muscle "groups" on each side of the leg that cross each other in order to provide the "reaction" and "equal and opposite reaction." If one muscle group is smaller than the other it is getting dragged along.

[Charls976]

Complete Retarded ...

[TYofSON]

holy shit i see now if you combine Chinese medicine with bullshit you get science

happeh you are a dumb ass and i say this because you actually believe this and you need to stop because it makes my head hurt how stoopid this is

[placidesulfurik]

ok, this vids are genius. First, i thought "how could you be that stupid?" and then "wait, this is so fucked up, i can't believe it, but hey, i've seen almost that stupid (Palin?), so why not", but after a quick view of their website, and "people evolved from aliens", i understood this is a joke, and a very good one, because i took me ages to see it.

[Coulben]

Sarcasm works wonders, doesn't it, Mr. Happeh? Hows the happeh theory going?

[Spartan10169]

Spelled stupid wrong.

[cahk]

HAHA! Sur stupid! not related to genetics yet you are discussing DNA. stupid idiot

[imbrd]

u r 'tupid

[KuroKhalid]

You level of sarcasm of incredibly high, lol.

[bwade88]

hahahahaha this shit is genius

[LotBountyHunter]

i have developed the YIN side of my body whatever that is lololololol

[gawka1]

There's no "outer" or "inner" spiral. Because the "spirals" in DNA rotate, they point in all directions (360 degrees), depending at which particular instant you're looking.

You're picking and choosing different ideas that are totally unconnected (e.g. DNA and Chinese medicine) to concoct some horribly misinformed and utterly bizarre worldview.

[relaxrainman]

@gawka1 Yeah pretty sure your wrong. DNA isn't 2-d so it wouldn't be 360 degrees it'd be calculated in steradians...While I agree he poorly made the connection first dismissing DNA as the cause ,and then making it seem like DNA is all around us, he is partly right. Only it isn't DNA its the fascia. New research shows fascia isn't some epidermal muscle layer. It actually spirals and spirals building all our muscles, so your toes and hands are connected. I agree scientists put too much in DNA.

[gawka1]

"They either believe in things they have been told without ever checking the information themselves, or they are unable to think on their own." - That pretty aptly describes anyone who believes in "Happeh theory".

Nobody has claimed that these types of feet are caused by genes. That's just something that you made up in your ignorance of modern science. Such feet "can be most easily explained" by the fact that people develop improper walking habits.

Oh, and you misspelled "stupid".

[ajoajoajoaj]

I want duck feet! YIN YIN YIN YIN YIN YIN YIN YIN YIN YIN YIN YIN. Hey! It worked!8D

[misterarkham]

You know what the problem is with your work? Everything is proved "according to this picture."

[diomedes39]

You have no argument, authority, understanding of eastern medicine, or western medicine, so stop embarrassing yourself.

[diomedes39]

How do you call scientists stupid and then try to use knowledge that they uncovered to say that they don't know anything? Also, you begin your "debunking" with two unconfirmed statements and provide no proof for them; I'm speaking of yin, yang, and TCM. You then go on to assume that TCM supports that everyone acts like DNA, which is just unfounded. You speak without evidence, backing, or sound logic.

[kraziehispanic211]

it is scientificly proven u are a genius simply cause the mojority here believe it plus me...that 1 is for u happeh plus scientist simply would over look ur studies because it is based on eastern science and ideaolgy..it will b mayb 20-40 years for them to execpt these ideas simply because its not supporting their ideaolgy of the human body..they also dont understand the body moves like a river if the body has been closed or closed slightly the river will reach spots it wasnt suppose to orginaly

[AmericanDiaz]

Leave Happeh alone this guy is a genius, it's just that you guys havent caught up to him yet.

[apollo7157]

sounds like something Sarah Palin would endorse

[ambaronga]

rite i used to think u were an idiot. now i think ur a geneous, comic geneous. this one makes it too obvios. before i was wondering

[EBUTU0YY0UTUBE]

haha you could write a whole book explaining how much bullshit there is in this video!

[quackerzdb]

Absolute genius! I assume you do your own research?

[aaftm]

You're great guys! Never laughed so much :D don't stop!

[jsteel715]

Happeh is a complete douchebag

[super999999]

You have made strange statements. You cannot develop pigeon feet or duck feet with out augmenting your feet in a particular way like tying your feet down in a certain way and genetics. Genetics is the DNA. Genetics are the traits that passes down from your parents. The Human Body is not DNA. It consist of DNA in the Nucleus of cells. The 2 spirals are the Left handed and Right Handed Molecules of DNA. And Yin and Yang is the Chinese words for Female and Male. Your theory needs more Proof.

[boomer20009]

Happeh Has To Know That His Theorys Completely contractdict mordern science he is so behind that he go's back to the 3rd science theorys HE IS THE STOOPID ONE am i right guys

[tuffguytofiles]

ok excuse me from wht i sed in the other vid...but like yeah..where did u get all these theories from..plz answer back..thnx

[5ynthesizerpatel]

It makes a pleasant change to see someone who isn't a creationist spouting the kind of ignorant, garbled, contradictory, unintelligable, pseudoscientific nonsense that has become their almost exclusive trademark over the years.

In fact this is possibly the best (or should that be the worst) ignorant, garbled, contradictory, unintelligable, pseudoscientific nonsense that I have ever seen.

Watch your backs creationsists - Happeh is comin for ya!

[criddlenation]

i think that this guy's videos aren't a joke (check his page). in fact i don't even think his title "stoopid" is a joke which says a lot about this dude's actual intelligence and ability to reason logically. if you think it's a joke, go ahead and keep thinking that, it's pretty entertaining that way. but if you for some reason think this guy has good ideas i beseech you to listen to reason and use your brain; this man is an ignoramus that boasts at his own lack of understanding.

[Ihavetwochins]

is scients tested everything thay heard they would get nothing done. besides wasnt dna found by scientists? and another thing dna snt a mollicule its a strand and did u that for dna or just hear about it? seince u belive in dna without testing for it wouldnt that make u "stoopid"? and just because u can super impose spirals on the human body dosent mean that its real!!

[ludwig7666]

man I love your videos!

This is how I see most people truely! lol

[mmnooomm]

You are all stupid. This is a joke. Your inability to comprehend sarcasm shows your lack of intelligence.

[jessefriday]

Ok let's cut to the chase, how do I join your cult?

[SFJane]

im surprised happeh is not an entry in drammatica yet. I can hear from his voice he is just a kid. Happeh, I have studied chinese medical theory for years and you are full of shit. I know what won't dent your mania, as seen by your sciforums stuff. However your abuse of Yin Yang theory is a bit much to be sheer entertainment. There is help for your condition though its called *psych meds* :)

[bender142857]

make one

[muerteverde]

Happeh is not a kid. I know him from a message board.

[5ynthesizerpatel]

Muerteverde - Coooool! which one? I'd love to converse with him and read some of his posts - I've actually done a bit of research on him recently - apparently - happeh theory is all his - and he's the only person on the planet who beleives it - its a remarkably integrated peice of work for a completely looney whackjob paranoid schizo

[geoffp1974]

OK, I have to recomment...there is no such fucking thing as the "DNA view of the human body". The spirals of the alpha helix have nothing to do with duck feet or pigeon toes.

[opcomment]

even funnier than your videos is all the people who take them seriously!

[jogiff]

This is pretty retarded.

[geoffp1974]

Oh. My. God. I can't believe he did this. I kind of know this guy from a scientific forum he used to post on. We used to all take the piss out of him - if you're interested in more (and I'm not sure why you would be) then Google "sciforums" and "encyclopedia" and "Happeh Theory" to find my entry on this...uh...insightful loony.

[cSELECT]

Oh i forgot, According to HAPEE THEORY, anyone who claims this is bullshit, is just a body destroying masturbator, while leaking energies to the evil forces,beserker rampaging, having 2 bumps on their heads (demons), an over devolped ying, having webbed feet, gapped teeth uneven head porpotions, etc..

BTW: All your videos have a fixation on MASTURBATION..WTF is wrong with you? Makes me think you are gay (which u have a vid on that too).

[cSELECT]

stoopid? or stupid? I have been looking @ your vids and i have to say that you are easily mislead into thinking various theories from this "hapee theory> I bet you have just finished reading a book with those "theories" and have been captivated by what you read and feel like you are intellectually balanced to begin to debunk scientific theories. Stop read-narrating you videos and actually give your ideas on the subjects at hand.

[sam56n]

got to be honest with you, as a third year med student, I must say this is the most facinating thing I've ever seen, I'm quiting school and planning on hitting my head agaist a wall twice a day for the next 2 years to catch up with your theory

keep on doing what you're doing

[DarkLusterVII]

Yin and Yang? Doesn't that mean good and evil? >_>

And... my feet are like that because my DNA is spinning around..? Right...

[simsguildwars]

well if you're saying if their is no dna involved with pegion toes and duck feet why did you say thouses dna's roatate.