there should be a retard tax for all families who have low IQ's and have more than one kid and we should give tax breaks to scientists and great artists and people with high IQ's and more than 2 kids to incentivise them to have more kids. tell me that wont fix america even a little bit.
You could drive an entire fleet of Hummers to and from work every day hanging your ass out the window and farting styrofoam packing peanuts into the atmosphere and still not cause a fraction of the damage that one stupid baby causes to this planet.
im doing my part by selling my eggs for cash( ladies, its worth it! i mean, who doesnt want an extra 7-10 grand?) and birth control. i like have two separate holes, no way im going to mess up my stuff by pushing a human through it!
I hope fucking goes out of style, because I'm one of those useless cunts who will be done for when the next "de-population genocide" goes down. Besides, I haven't been getting laid anyway.
Children are the greatest joy one could ever know. Too bad Doug and people who think like him will never know that joy. I'm working to counter all the stupid people who don't give a fuck that are breeding like mad by producing two intelligent, compassionate, and empathetic little people. If all of us who do give a shit about our delicate life support system called mother Earth stop breeding while all the retards breed like rabbits - then where will be? Think about it.
@anangryfellow Hitler's parent could say the same thing. You don't know what your children will do, or are capable of, regardless of how you raise them. Ted Bundy had one of the most normal childhoods you could have an he was one of our countries worst serial murderers.
Yo I just uploaded 2 more of Doug's albums to my channel, go check them out. Its the albums "From Across The Street" and "Oslo: Burning The Bridge To Nowhere".
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE MONITOR (3-25-04): Most popular causes as to the 12,000 or so environmental organizations in 2003 here is a ranking of their objectives from most to least common as per Robert Brulle, IRS: Preservation of resources: 63.4% Other conservation activities: 15.2% Combating pollution: 5.6% Wildlife sanctuary or refuge: 3.8% Land acquisition for preservation: 3.5% Preservation of scenic beauty: 3.2% Ecology: 2.9% Soil or water conservation: 2.0% POPULATION CONTROL: 0.3%?!
"Disposable diapers are the third largest single consumer item in landfills, and represent about 4% of solid waste. In a house with a child in diapers, disposables make up 50% of household waste."
as to some HOPE for even the hopeless breeders of all those "stupid babies (2:31): "Disposable diapers generate sixty times more solid waste and use twenty times more raw materials, like crude oil and wood pulp."
quotes from REAL DIAPER ASSOCIATION which offers reusable diapers, thats the hope?...
@kramcas2 really?! look them up, they popularized this saying more than anyone... i remember then in the early 90s... not sure how long they have been around... they have music even... i call them THE MARILYN MANSON OF THE ENVIRONMENTAL MOVEMENT
Love Stanhope and he is certainly right about over populations being a problem. But it goes even deeper. In N. America the economy is designed to rely on eternal growth. We can't get our pensions if we don't have a growing populations, the economy will crumble. We need an entirely new design for the capitalist system in place here. Without I can stop fucking all I like they're still going to bring in enough immigrants to make up for that. Unless we change that model, nothing changes.
@Trablo i am, i even used my membership certificate in a EQUAL EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY "suit" (complaint)... the case even went to DC, where its EEOC...
my boss tried to fire me for wearing the shirt, a silly post DYLAN and ERIC COLUMBINE shoot out ZERO TOLERANCE FOR VIOLENCE in the workplace retardation set in and uppity bureaucrats thought they should enforce it down to the level of black comedy, or shock value in the form of a t-shit i guess u could say... so silly, but i pushed it
I wouldn't mind an international one child policy... People help the future of the planet, and still get to procreate. Everyone wins.
It's not really places like the US and EU that need to worry about over population, though. It's places like Asia and Africa that need help with family planning.
We're a product of natural processes, which means hating on humanity and suggesting we all die IS anti-nature. Instead of that, maybe we could do something a bit less drastic and just breed less, and clean up after ourselves.
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I hope this idiot realizes that when he says 'abortion is green' say his mom chose abortion. He wouldn't be here today. Say your mom chose abortion. YOU wouldn't be here today either. Before you say stupid babies, please realize you were once one to.
@TinaAriganello Yeah? And by being on Youtube right now and NOT fucking your brains out, you're preventing a child from becoming concieved. Hop to it, mommy!
I read a book (fictional) where I actually sympathized with the villain's agenda. His "evil" plan was to release a virus that would sterilize, not kill, about half of the world's population. Imagine that. In 100 years 3 billion people are dead, and really, (and I know this is a stretch) the world's problems such as famine, drought, global warming, destruction of natural resources, pollution etc would be solved. The world needs less people.
@PhilanVortex I too, sympathize with this. Things are going to get ugly if the population keeps booming like this. Had this discussion with my mum the other day about the resources running out by 2050 and she said "Oh well, I won't be here". But I fucking will. I will, my boyfriend will, my friends will, the children my friends want to have. We're young enough to probably have to deal with the beginnings of the fallout from this...and nobody thinks when they bring these kids into the world!
Holy shit there are a lot of miserable fucks commenting on here. lol You can realize the world is in bad shape and not torture yourself about it. You being a cranky miserable waste of space isn't making the world any better so why put yourself through it? I guess everyone needs their cause so they can feel important.
Somebody said that when there is a shortage of something is because there is a longage of something. If ther is too much traffic, the problem will not be solved by building more freeways, but rby educing the amount of humans.
We should just go "code of the Hammurabi" and just start executing people for jaywalking. Just dragging people out of their houses, and shooting them for smoking in the non-smoking section.
Not forever, just until we get down to about a million people per continent, nation, or globally if you want to fix the international relations, and social issues. If a lot of people just die, the world would better.
Right now, hundreds of thousands of scientists and engineers are working on all of the ways we'll be able to support the coming billions with vertical farms, solar energy, algae-based biodiesel, aeroponics, taller residential skyscrapers, waste recycling, and a myriad other breakthroughs. But a handful of them could probably devise a water supply borne sterilization additive that would work a million times better. But hey, that won't make corporations money like biodiesel or skyscrapers.
@ginsunh Actually that's exactly what will make them money. If any of the aforementioned is cheaper and more efficient, then every corporation will look to undercut their competition.
@ginsunh all u do is create even more capacity to consume more of the earth the more "efficient" u r... as in EFFICIENCY = DEATH...
each time we find some new better way to include more humans on earth sustainably it merely creates more consumers, a vicious cycle of greater consumption capacity with only "efficiency" as some excuse in achieving sustainability? why take chances, lets lower the population folks! VOLUNTARY HUMAN EXTINCTION MOVEMENT style?
@ginsunh We'll sterilize you and your family first asshole. And if you come near my family and take away our right to have children, I will fucking kill you. I hope you are never part of government our any power structure. Instead of people finding solutions you would rather cut progress, the one thing that drives us , AND LET THEM DIE OFF. Fuck you and you mentality.Which group should we sterilize first? The Jews? The Blacks? You don't think prejudice would be a problem, in your FINAL SOLUTION.
@dturco5938 So you're saying that ginsunh's tongue-in-cheek reply to a COMEDY bit (Stanhope is a comedian) is actually a thinly veiled reference to ethnic cleansing? And if you suspect that his joke is directed at your right to create life, you'll deny him his right to have a life when you "fucking kill" him? And that overpopulation drives progress? Xanax, my friend. I recommend Xanax.
I don't see the problem. Once the human race can't sustain itself, it will simply disappear. The planet doesn't care. Heck, most other life forms will actually applaud it.
@MomoTheBellyDancer no they won't because they don't have that kind of awareness. once humans are gone, you might just as well have another rock floating through the universe because animals don't do anything.
Doug is funny.... Reminds me of Bill Jocks. However Bucks would never buy into that carbon footprint BS! And there isn't an over population problem. Though we don't need anymore people being born that aspire to be on the next jersey shore / reality type show.
the only downside being if green people dont procreate. It will eventually only be the rednecks dropping their litters of toby keith listening morons on the planet, that all run around driving monster trucks and outlawing any lightbulbs that arent flood lights because they will be the only bastards voting.
Since they are against sex ed they will never figure out what a condom is and eventually it will just be a shoulder to shoulder sea of people with more mullets than teeth.
@LiekABaus Well, remember liking Toby Keith isn't genetic. I don't think Albert Einstein's parents were geniuses but he came out okay. However dopey a parent maybe, it does not automatically mean the child is going to be equally dopey. Or smart for that matter.
@JoeDixon Yea but there is a strong genetic link between the IQ of parents and their offspring (so likely his parents were geniuses)... but i digress. I was attempting to make a comedic comment... which i think you didnt quite grasp.
Probably need to spend more time reading and less time listening to toby keith :P
I agree with him completely, except I don't see why he is blaming women..their 'uteri' when they 90% of the time need a man involved with them to procreate.
Partly because women are normally the ones who pressure men into fatherhood. If you left it solely up to men, probably only half of them would ever want to make mini-me troll dolls. With women, about 90% gotta have a baby. In fact, 90% of women wouldn't even bother fucking if it wasn't about procreation, because men are useless when it comes to given women orgasms.
@Di0genesus You're right about the women pressuring men into fatherhood. But, I disagree about the orgasm part. Maybe, women should be more honest and vocal about what they like in bed. Ever think of that? If girlfriend 1 and 2 liked being pounded and would orgasm, then I might have it in my head that girlfriend 3 likes the same thing. Instead, #3 likes is slow with plenty of oral.
The main problem is that most women are so self-conscious, that they probably cannot orgasm anyway.
@Badgerinthenight I don't think he is blaming just women. He is blaming the entire human race. Women just happen to give birth, whether you like it or not. You can't change nature.
@DistinctiveBlend Yes, wanting to procreate is definitely egocentric, not a biological normality. Definitely don't procreate! I don't want my five or more children to live in a world overpopulated by the spawn of bitter miserable idiots. :-)
@mikebaal Then you should have your taxes raised to 100% because you and the kids you make will be the greatest threat to this beautiful world we have then any nuclear bomb ever will be
@kupper123 Paul Ehrlich didn't call it the POPULATION BOMB and the POPULATION EXPLOSION for nothing... u can be sure he has had nukes in mind many times as to a metaphor... and maybe as one to solve some problems? or i guess that would be neutron bombs...? not sure, but we do need some human killing eco friendly bombs... maybe bioengineering weapons with viruses that attack only human DNA?
@vgman94 What scares the crap out of me is that your misinformed, pampered little ass will be old enough to vote next year. Exactly what we need: another twit voting for Obama. Your self-absorbed, narcissistic views are what gave this country the shit sandwich that we are now being forced to eat. Go read something other than the Daily Beast or the Huffington Post.
This is definetly not funny. He sounds like those eugenics in USA during the post-war period that took their methods from the nazis and sterylized many men and women.
Most humans can't fathom why their species' population QUADRUPLING in a few decades could be a problem on this beautiful old world. Yes even today as the disasters gain momentum, FAT OLD LADIES are expecting their daughter-in-laws to give little babies the rest of this century! Ah Humanity is a bad joke.. thinking they are God's favorites, driving so many animals to extinction. Just glad my years are half over.
@stuntcat666 Lucky fucking you. I'm only 17. >:( I'll see half of all large land mammals and most sea species dead before I'm gone and I'll still be fighting the anthropocentric, anti-abortion, anti-animal rights jackasses for much of my days, and that doesn't include less worldly causes I fight for on top of that. You are one lucky guy... Still gave you a thumbs up though. You deserved it for the uncommon sense you showed in your comment.
@stuntcat666 omg you are a re tard, so are the six morons that liked this comment. Cant believe ppl can be this dumb. Brainwashed monkeys stop watching tv you hypnotized idiots. Media became ur god, and its telling you that you should hate urself and you fall for this. This is unbelievable seriously...
@KenMacMillan The growth is slowing but it will reach 9 billion before it levels off. But oh yeah, the rest of this century will be the Glorious Dawn of Humanity ;)
@kalykins you'd be surprised how difficult it is for guys to get a vasectomy (well, may be different depending on country). I'm 18, childless, and don't have testicular cancer. In other words, no doctor is ever going to approve me getting a vasectomy anytime soon... wonder if I could lie to them about getting someone pregnant in pennsylvania last year and that we broke contact because her parents wanted to hunt me down and kill me for infidelity or something... dunno if they'd buy it though.
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Soooo....this guy, right here...is saying don't have children. I hope this man never has children. That poor child would have so many issues in life. :/ So please, male that talks way too much and voices unimportant opinions, don't have children. You sir, are enough damage to people.
@jcfynx Honestly this is the best comment i've read on youtube, maybe ever! I'm 100% sick of brits trying to be american in the way they type and the way they talk.
also... as long as wealth & resources are unevenly distributed, there will always be unchecked population growth, 4 us to have our lot we take away their lands and therefore traditional lives & purpose. Also access to education & a right to choose, particularly for women, has already shown success in dropping birth rates, as does birth control..Just think-how much do us westerners luv 2 fuck... imagine our population if we didnt have condoms? Plus our women are educated & can say no= less babies
our ancestors and the indigenous natives had abortions in times of crises to ensure the survival of those heathy enough to continue through, or if they knew in advance they wouldnt have enough food for their population... this along with natural controls kept population in check.... most people "Anti Abortion" are also low on logic & dont like condoms much either, most are idealists not looking at both sides of the story.. Yes its an extreme option-but it has its purpose in the right situation..
a few words... 1) most you "pro lifers" are pro war in whatever country you think deserves it, sending your own to die.. 2) not every baby born is born into a favourble situation, & adoption/fostering isnt always the answer (just talk to a few people whove been through 40 foster homes or been adopted by the wrong or misunderstanding parents). 3) not everyone pregnant is in the right stage of life to have a baby. 4) abortion isnt new-our ancestors did it 1000s of years ago in times of crisis..
This is sick, smash the window and steal the babyseat you people are fucking deranged. Anyone comes near my daughter I will personaly help the envirement by taking you out!
Europe and Russia are now suffering from UNDER POPULATION. Czech and others are encouraging people to have more children. They've had to import laborers because they are not producing enough young people to take the apprentice type jobs. Their immigrants are mostly Moslems who will not integrate into their societies.
Here's a visual for you: take the entire world population, divide by 5 so we're all living in families of 5. Give them all 3 acres to live on. You'd fit the world into Russia. (yes, of course, there are rivers and mountains in the way, but get the picture of the rest of the world empty!)
@nmiller731 That's a bullshit argument though because we human beings at the moment consume in 1 year what it takes the earth 1.3 years to naturally replenish. It's not a question of space it's a question of their being enough rescources to go around and at the moment there isn't, not to mention all the orfans out there. If you really care about life dopt one of them.
The population of the world will regulate itself. Societies that are irresponsible will crumble as they always have and ones that are self sufficient will prosper.People being productive both economically and biologically is not a danger to our future. It is the mistake of being in a false equality, an equality of outcomes that is the most dangerous.Socialist should, stop and take time to do the math. to make everyone equal would mean that we are equally destitute.
@icemanisdangerous Except of course Orwells "more equal" group. Why do you trust some politician in a far off city to control every aspect of your life from womb to grave. I don't want to destroy the world, I just don't want to be controlled like livestock. Population control is nothing more than treating us like sheeple so powerful elite can make more money and control us easier. Overpopuation is a theory thats been proved wrong time and tie again. Do the research!
@nmiller731 You silly dick head. I don't trust ANY poloticians. we use in 1 year what it takes 1.3 years to replenish. That is a fact and it's cause is the human race on this planet. Simple. I think you need to do some research and stop taking fictional works as fact.
I love the end of his video where he offers up his pint and nods in head just like the typical drunk in a pub who's said his piece. Albeit a hilarious rant.
Love Doug, the only problem is 97% of the population growth will come from developing nations, and over half will be from Africa. Not western or industrialised ones.
Misanthropic cunt. All of a sudden we can't fuck because this minnow philosopher says that babies are ruining the planet. Fair enough Doug, if you think humans are the problem, do us all a favour and kill yourself - that'll be one less carbon producing human for mother earth to deal with.
@SuperApparition I don't take everything Doug Stanhope says at face value. He is a comedian after all and is using irony and exaggeration to put across something with a grain of truth in it. Of course he doesn't believe in everything he says and doesn't expect the audience to either.
However, on average, the US population of mostly whites is staying even. It's the influx of third-world people, mostly Mexicans, that are driving up the population. Close the borders and the problem of population growth in the US goes away.
No, rather than not reproducing myself, I’ll wipe out YOU. Then I can do whatever I want. I’ll help mother earth by wiping out Doug Stanhope. How ’bout that? ^^
No? You don't like that? Well tough shit. I don't like dying out either just so you can shit waste and waste shit. So you better run, because if resources get scarce, I’ll make *damn sure*, I’ll get them, and not you. ^^
@zachpmorgan Evangelicals are catching up with Mormons and Catholics as church going population is so low in the UK that it's mostly the fundamentalists that go to church now and fundamentalists want large families. Plus they've realised that constant proselytising doesn't work so they have to create new Christians themselves.
@xtcsx Britain only gets the best of American programmes which is why we mistakenly think it's all good over there. The worst British programmes still beat the worst of American programmes.
The contraceptive pill is even greener. Abortion is the last resort and an evil necessity. Don't procreate until you're 25 or over (20 should be the absolutely minimum age for procreation) and have only two children per woman. Plus it depends if that baby has children and grandchildren in years to come.
i like the idea that i can tell some hippie bitch with three kids, who goes on and on about her recycling, and bringing her own containers to the store, and drying her clothes on the line... that i am more eco-friendly than she is, as i drive by in a monster truck, towing a trailer of tire fires. :D
@theonlyjessica78 Because the hippie mother naively thinks the three kids will live the same kind of lifestyle as her when instead they could grow up to have successful well paid jobs and be very materialistic and have lots of children themselves. Hypocritical greens think it's their duty to have 'green' kids and it's only the materialistic people who shouldn't have children or have only one child each.
there should be a retard tax for all families who have low IQ's and have more than one kid and we should give tax breaks to scientists and great artists and people with high IQ's and more than 2 kids to incentivise them to have more kids. tell me that wont fix america even a little bit.
nitrorev386 22 hours ago
You could drive an entire fleet of Hummers to and from work every day hanging your ass out the window and farting styrofoam packing peanuts into the atmosphere and still not cause a fraction of the damage that one stupid baby causes to this planet.
singledeux 1 week ago
Classic !
Sektion9 2 weeks ago
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Awesome choice of background music!
Beethoven's Symphony No 7 In A Major, Op.92 (2-Allegretto)
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quezs 2 weeks ago
im doing my part by selling my eggs for cash( ladies, its worth it! i mean, who doesnt want an extra 7-10 grand?) and birth control. i like have two separate holes, no way im going to mess up my stuff by pushing a human through it!
MsRobotRock 2 weeks ago
Luckily I'm a lesbian so I can sit and just go "Oh dear."
But seriously.
FrazzleAndTheWolf 2 weeks ago 2
I hope fucking goes out of style, because I'm one of those useless cunts who will be done for when the next "de-population genocide" goes down. Besides, I haven't been getting laid anyway.
bigmarty11288 3 weeks ago
i know this is completely unrelated, but.. does anybody know the slow/classical/depressing song in the background ?
verticalization 3 weeks ago
@verticalization : Beethoven’s Symphony No. 7 in A major.
TheEmptyRoom 3 weeks ago
Population will take care of itself, because eventually there won't be enough resources to support the size and it'll stop growing. So fuck this guy.
dturco5938 3 weeks ago
@jasonlajoie So you're churning out two employees? They're going to hate you and ruin your life.
ceoddyn 3 weeks ago
Children are the greatest joy one could ever know. Too bad Doug and people who think like him will never know that joy. I'm working to counter all the stupid people who don't give a fuck that are breeding like mad by producing two intelligent, compassionate, and empathetic little people. If all of us who do give a shit about our delicate life support system called mother Earth stop breeding while all the retards breed like rabbits - then where will be? Think about it.
jasonlajoie 3 weeks ago
@anangryfellow Hitler's parent could say the same thing. You don't know what your children will do, or are capable of, regardless of how you raise them. Ted Bundy had one of the most normal childhoods you could have an he was one of our countries worst serial murderers.
5inchestofreedom 1 month ago
Not my kids, mine are fuckin geniuses, the world can't do without their specialness!
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Yo I just uploaded 2 more of Doug's albums to my channel, go check them out. Its the albums "From Across The Street" and "Oslo: Burning The Bridge To Nowhere".
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glorp896 1 month ago
"Disposable diapers are the third largest single consumer item in landfills, and represent about 4% of solid waste. In a house with a child in diapers, disposables make up 50% of household waste."
as to some HOPE for even the hopeless breeders of all those "stupid babies (2:31): "Disposable diapers generate sixty times more solid waste and use twenty times more raw materials, like crude oil and wood pulp."
quotes from REAL DIAPER ASSOCIATION which offers reusable diapers, thats the hope?...
glorp896 1 month ago
He speaks the truth...
Gfresh1620 1 month ago
@PhilanVortex, So how did your vasectomy go? :)
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killtroy811 1 month ago
I get my vasectomy in two days...so you're welcome.
PhilanVortex 2 months ago 9
@PhilanVortex Vasectomy prevent abortion, good job!
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PhilanVortex 2 months ago
Save the planet, kill yourself!
kramcas2 2 months ago 3
@kramcas2 u get that from THE CHURCH OF EUTHANASIA?
i have one of their shirts, SAVE THE PLANET, KILL YOURSELF... great stuff...
glorp896 1 month ago
@glorp896 No, I have never heard of them. lol
kramcas2 1 month ago
@kramcas2 really?! look them up, they popularized this saying more than anyone... i remember then in the early 90s... not sure how long they have been around... they have music even... i call them THE MARILYN MANSON OF THE ENVIRONMENTAL MOVEMENT
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Yo i uploaded Doug's album SICKO, Check it out. I have all of his albums so ill most likely upload all of them.
Allanlima213 2 months ago
what is the background music?
underscored94 2 months ago
Love Stanhope and he is certainly right about over populations being a problem. But it goes even deeper. In N. America the economy is designed to rely on eternal growth. We can't get our pensions if we don't have a growing populations, the economy will crumble. We need an entirely new design for the capitalist system in place here. Without I can stop fucking all I like they're still going to bring in enough immigrants to make up for that. Unless we change that model, nothing changes.
JoJaDaRu 2 months ago 3
I wonder if Doug is a member of the Church of Euthanasia.
Trablo 2 months ago
@Trablo i am, i even used my membership certificate in a EQUAL EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY "suit" (complaint)... the case even went to DC, where its EEOC...
my boss tried to fire me for wearing the shirt, a silly post DYLAN and ERIC COLUMBINE shoot out ZERO TOLERANCE FOR VIOLENCE in the workplace retardation set in and uppity bureaucrats thought they should enforce it down to the level of black comedy, or shock value in the form of a t-shit i guess u could say... so silly, but i pushed it
glorp896 1 month ago
I wouldn't mind an international one child policy... People help the future of the planet, and still get to procreate. Everyone wins.
It's not really places like the US and EU that need to worry about over population, though. It's places like Asia and Africa that need help with family planning.
Oaklio 3 months ago 2
why abortion?why can't we just all just kill ourselves for the sake of mother earth
turtlliwdnifuoyehthr 3 months ago 12
@turtlliwdnifuoyehthr Because a baby is just a stupid baby. I'm alive and can do things.
aegisfate117 3 weeks ago
@aegisfate117
like shitting all over the place and pollutig the great mother earth
turtlliwdnifuoyehthr 3 weeks ago
@turtlliwdnifuoyehthr and not have sex? fuck that!
MsRobotRock 2 weeks ago
@MsRobotRock
vasectomy
turtlliwdnifuoyehthr 2 weeks ago
@turtlliwdnifuoyehthr because you'll be hard pressed to convince even a fraction of the people on this planet that there is a "mother earth" :P
notthere83 2 weeks ago
@turtlliwdnifuoyehthr I would rather just kill the rest of you people.
zornsthorne 1 week ago
@turtlliwdnifuoyehthr You start
Ernestiqus 1 day ago
We're a product of natural processes, which means hating on humanity and suggesting we all die IS anti-nature. Instead of that, maybe we could do something a bit less drastic and just breed less, and clean up after ourselves.
Rabboleth 1 day ago
@Rabboleth
1.impossibru.
2.it was a sarcastic statement.
turtlliwdnifuoyehthr 18 hours ago
These words are like sex to me.
mightydojo 3 months ago 4
@mightydojo good, so u won't need to have any and make a baby, right?
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As pessimistic as this video seems, his beer glass always remains a little over half-full. ha. haha.
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I hope this idiot realizes that when he says 'abortion is green' say his mom chose abortion. He wouldn't be here today. Say your mom chose abortion. YOU wouldn't be here today either. Before you say stupid babies, please realize you were once one to.
TinaAriganello 3 months ago
@TinaAriganello I wasn't unhappy before I was born. I didn't exist.
Project2481 3 months ago 4
@TinaAriganello Maybe we're not all as self-absorbed as you. I'd have gladly not been born in order to make the world a better place.
NWG92 3 months ago 2
@TinaAriganello Yeah? And by being on Youtube right now and NOT fucking your brains out, you're preventing a child from becoming concieved. Hop to it, mommy!
Kittycatriona 3 months ago
>Argue overpopulation is going to destroy the world
>Next video is about fear mongering
Loving the irony here.
Z3r0Sk83r 3 months ago
Unsure about smashing car windows and prescribed sodomy but the guy's got a (scary) valid point.
findingsekhmet 3 months ago
I read a book (fictional) where I actually sympathized with the villain's agenda. His "evil" plan was to release a virus that would sterilize, not kill, about half of the world's population. Imagine that. In 100 years 3 billion people are dead, and really, (and I know this is a stretch) the world's problems such as famine, drought, global warming, destruction of natural resources, pollution etc would be solved. The world needs less people.
PhilanVortex 3 months ago 4
@PhilanVortex sounds like a hero to me :)
notthere83 3 months ago
@PhilanVortex I too, sympathize with this. Things are going to get ugly if the population keeps booming like this. Had this discussion with my mum the other day about the resources running out by 2050 and she said "Oh well, I won't be here". But I fucking will. I will, my boyfriend will, my friends will, the children my friends want to have. We're young enough to probably have to deal with the beginnings of the fallout from this...and nobody thinks when they bring these kids into the world!
Kittycatriona 3 months ago 4
I nearly pissed myself. how he says 'Stupid baby' is just priceless.
texasB666 3 months ago 3
Holy shit there are a lot of miserable fucks commenting on here. lol You can realize the world is in bad shape and not torture yourself about it. You being a cranky miserable waste of space isn't making the world any better so why put yourself through it? I guess everyone needs their cause so they can feel important.
Fratricide82 3 months ago
Somebody said that when there is a shortage of something is because there is a longage of something. If ther is too much traffic, the problem will not be solved by building more freeways, but rby educing the amount of humans.
numerrita 3 months ago
Fucking awesome
Swonkneo 3 months ago
We should just go "code of the Hammurabi" and just start executing people for jaywalking. Just dragging people out of their houses, and shooting them for smoking in the non-smoking section.
Not forever, just until we get down to about a million people per continent, nation, or globally if you want to fix the international relations, and social issues. If a lot of people just die, the world would better.
hehehe88 3 months ago
Right now, hundreds of thousands of scientists and engineers are working on all of the ways we'll be able to support the coming billions with vertical farms, solar energy, algae-based biodiesel, aeroponics, taller residential skyscrapers, waste recycling, and a myriad other breakthroughs. But a handful of them could probably devise a water supply borne sterilization additive that would work a million times better. But hey, that won't make corporations money like biodiesel or skyscrapers.
ginsunh 4 months ago 24
@ginsunh Actually that's exactly what will make them money. If any of the aforementioned is cheaper and more efficient, then every corporation will look to undercut their competition.
H1TMANactual 2 months ago
@ginsunh What do you think fluoride is ? Anyways, they need to ante up, cause it's not working fast enough,
ThePooWalker 2 months ago
@ginsunh all u do is create even more capacity to consume more of the earth the more "efficient" u r... as in EFFICIENCY = DEATH...
each time we find some new better way to include more humans on earth sustainably it merely creates more consumers, a vicious cycle of greater consumption capacity with only "efficiency" as some excuse in achieving sustainability? why take chances, lets lower the population folks! VOLUNTARY HUMAN EXTINCTION MOVEMENT style?
glorp896 1 month ago
@ginsunh slugish of mind
bodnarism 4 weeks ago
@ginsunh And hey, that totally wouldn't infringe on basic human rights. /sarcasm
ultimatebman 3 weeks ago
@ginsunh We'll sterilize you and your family first asshole. And if you come near my family and take away our right to have children, I will fucking kill you. I hope you are never part of government our any power structure. Instead of people finding solutions you would rather cut progress, the one thing that drives us , AND LET THEM DIE OFF. Fuck you and you mentality.Which group should we sterilize first? The Jews? The Blacks? You don't think prejudice would be a problem, in your FINAL SOLUTION.
dturco5938 3 weeks ago
@dturco5938 So you're saying that ginsunh's tongue-in-cheek reply to a COMEDY bit (Stanhope is a comedian) is actually a thinly veiled reference to ethnic cleansing? And if you suspect that his joke is directed at your right to create life, you'll deny him his right to have a life when you "fucking kill" him? And that overpopulation drives progress? Xanax, my friend. I recommend Xanax.
hobokeneric 3 weeks ago 2
@ginsunh
Sterilization additive huh? I'll let you have the first sip.
ButtplugClock 3 weeks ago
@ButtplugClock Actually had a "snip" instead of a sip. Got my vasectomy (wasn't too bad). And what's dturco5938 drinking?
ginsunh 3 weeks ago
@ginsunh also, it would take away a huge part of your FREEDOM! but i guess who cares about freedom these days anyway, right?
notthere83 2 weeks ago
@notthere83 Freedom is not and never should be infinite.
MikoVideos 1 week ago
@MikoVideos that's true. so?
notthere83 1 week ago
I don't see the problem. Once the human race can't sustain itself, it will simply disappear. The planet doesn't care. Heck, most other life forms will actually applaud it.
MomoTheBellyDancer 4 months ago 5
@MomoTheBellyDancer The fact that humans exist IS the problem.
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"The fact that humans exist IS the problem."
Na. Humans are actually pretty manageable in small numbers.
MomoTheBellyDancer 4 months ago
@MomoTheBellyDancer We will take each other out before the planet even has a chance.
Swonkneo 3 months ago
@MomoTheBellyDancer no they won't because they don't have that kind of awareness. once humans are gone, you might just as well have another rock floating through the universe because animals don't do anything.
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"once humans are gone, you might just as well have another rock floating through the universe"
Well, it's not like human beings are doing such great things. We haven't even colonized Mars yet.
MomoTheBellyDancer 1 week ago
Bill Hicks. ( not jocks)
WilliamMorgan32 4 months ago
Doug is funny.... Reminds me of Bill Jocks. However Bucks would never buy into that carbon footprint BS! And there isn't an over population problem. Though we don't need anymore people being born that aspire to be on the next jersey shore / reality type show.
WilliamMorgan32 4 months ago
@WilliamMorgan32 Oh, but there is an overpopulation problem! Our environment cannot handle us as we exist now, and we refuse to adapt so that it can.
chekwob 4 months ago 2
The funny thing . . . advances in medicine will kill us.
hejcoze 4 months ago 3
the only downside being if green people dont procreate. It will eventually only be the rednecks dropping their litters of toby keith listening morons on the planet, that all run around driving monster trucks and outlawing any lightbulbs that arent flood lights because they will be the only bastards voting.
Since they are against sex ed they will never figure out what a condom is and eventually it will just be a shoulder to shoulder sea of people with more mullets than teeth.
LiekABaus 4 months ago
@LiekABaus Well, remember liking Toby Keith isn't genetic. I don't think Albert Einstein's parents were geniuses but he came out okay. However dopey a parent maybe, it does not automatically mean the child is going to be equally dopey. Or smart for that matter.
JoeDixon 4 months ago
@JoeDixon Yea but there is a strong genetic link between the IQ of parents and their offspring (so likely his parents were geniuses)... but i digress. I was attempting to make a comedic comment... which i think you didnt quite grasp.
Probably need to spend more time reading and less time listening to toby keith :P
LiekABaus 4 months ago
@LiekABaus - lol, thanks for this unholy image in my mind now, 'a sea of people with more mullets than teeth' :D
Tentacleed 4 months ago
you guys could keep aborting,as long as the abortion clinic lets me dig out of their trash. good old fetus omelets mmmm mmmm.
thejanitorssuccess 4 months ago 2
@thejanitorssuccess
disgusted and amused at the same time xD
TH3USUALSUSPECT 4 months ago
@thejanitorssuccess Nah, you need to get the feti fresh out of the womb, man. Don't be a freegan, that way lies serious indigestion ;)
Kittycatriona 3 months ago
@ 319042 Doug is childless. The child in the aristocrats was not his. Doug has had his tubes snipped
JovialEel 5 months ago
Stanhope has a YT channel? Right the fuck on!
MarkArandjus 5 months ago
I FUCKING LOVE THIS MAN!!!!
TheCaptainLulz 5 months ago
Beethovens 7th, 2nd movement. Very nice.
Equity213 5 months ago 25
I agree with him completely, except I don't see why he is blaming women..their 'uteri' when they 90% of the time need a man involved with them to procreate.
Badgerinthenight 5 months ago
@Badgerinthenight
Partly because women are normally the ones who pressure men into fatherhood. If you left it solely up to men, probably only half of them would ever want to make mini-me troll dolls. With women, about 90% gotta have a baby. In fact, 90% of women wouldn't even bother fucking if it wasn't about procreation, because men are useless when it comes to given women orgasms.
Di0genesus 5 months ago
@Di0genesus You're right about the women pressuring men into fatherhood. But, I disagree about the orgasm part. Maybe, women should be more honest and vocal about what they like in bed. Ever think of that? If girlfriend 1 and 2 liked being pounded and would orgasm, then I might have it in my head that girlfriend 3 likes the same thing. Instead, #3 likes is slow with plenty of oral.
The main problem is that most women are so self-conscious, that they probably cannot orgasm anyway.
JeanetteTherese 5 months ago
@Badgerinthenight I don't think he is blaming just women. He is blaming the entire human race. Women just happen to give birth, whether you like it or not. You can't change nature.
danielghost 4 months ago 2
Back hole, wooooo! :-)
FunkiSockMunki 5 months ago
@3190423 It's not his child. Doug's wife had an abortion and he has now had a vasectomy. No children!
pjkw47 5 months ago
I plan on having five or more kids.
mikebaal 5 months ago
@mikebaal
How egocentric of you.
DistinctiveBlend 5 months ago
@DistinctiveBlend Yes, wanting to procreate is definitely egocentric, not a biological normality. Definitely don't procreate! I don't want my five or more children to live in a world overpopulated by the spawn of bitter miserable idiots. :-)
mikebaal 5 months ago
@mikebaal
Nice naturalistic fallacy. Reason is wasted on you, go back to enjoying your music.
DistinctiveBlend 5 months ago
@DistinctiveBlend Damn, you sure told me!
mikebaal 5 months ago
@mikebaal
And that's without trying ;)
DistinctiveBlend 5 months ago
@DistinctiveBlend You're definitely some sort of a genius.
mikebaal 5 months ago
@mikebaal
How nice of you to notice. However it is rather blatant.
DistinctiveBlend 5 months ago
@mikebaal Then you should have your taxes raised to 100% because you and the kids you make will be the greatest threat to this beautiful world we have then any nuclear bomb ever will be
kupper123 2 months ago
@kupper123 Paul Ehrlich didn't call it the POPULATION BOMB and the POPULATION EXPLOSION for nothing... u can be sure he has had nukes in mind many times as to a metaphor... and maybe as one to solve some problems? or i guess that would be neutron bombs...? not sure, but we do need some human killing eco friendly bombs... maybe bioengineering weapons with viruses that attack only human DNA?
glorp896 1 month ago
I love my planet, I'm getting vasectomy.
Jagguar20 5 months ago 3
@3190423 I seen it! Its quite funny, however its definitely not his child though...
GriffinNary 5 months ago
@3190423 Doug Stanhope has a child?! Where'd you find that one out?
GriffinNary 5 months ago
@vgman94 What scares the crap out of me is that your misinformed, pampered little ass will be old enough to vote next year. Exactly what we need: another twit voting for Obama. Your self-absorbed, narcissistic views are what gave this country the shit sandwich that we are now being forced to eat. Go read something other than the Daily Beast or the Huffington Post.
jonahgold68 5 months ago
@3190423 I agree.
saraizurarmygrl 5 months ago
This is definetly not funny. He sounds like those eugenics in USA during the post-war period that took their methods from the nazis and sterylized many men and women.
RudolphAlder 5 months ago
Most humans can't fathom why their species' population QUADRUPLING in a few decades could be a problem on this beautiful old world. Yes even today as the disasters gain momentum, FAT OLD LADIES are expecting their daughter-in-laws to give little babies the rest of this century! Ah Humanity is a bad joke.. thinking they are God's favorites, driving so many animals to extinction. Just glad my years are half over.
stuntcat666 5 months ago 40
@stuntcat666 Lucky fucking you. I'm only 17. >:( I'll see half of all large land mammals and most sea species dead before I'm gone and I'll still be fighting the anthropocentric, anti-abortion, anti-animal rights jackasses for much of my days, and that doesn't include less worldly causes I fight for on top of that. You are one lucky guy... Still gave you a thumbs up though. You deserved it for the uncommon sense you showed in your comment.
vgman94 5 months ago 3
@stuntcat666 omg you are a re tard, so are the six morons that liked this comment. Cant believe ppl can be this dumb. Brainwashed monkeys stop watching tv you hypnotized idiots. Media became ur god, and its telling you that you should hate urself and you fall for this. This is unbelievable seriously...
linccnil 4 months ago
@linccnil Insult me all you want if it makes you feel good! But what made you think I watch tv? I don't even have one.
stuntcat666 4 months ago
@stuntcat666 also pretty telling that you call urself stuntcat SIX SIX SIX....you need an exorzist
linccnil 4 months ago
@stuntcat666 I've got 40 years left with this shit
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@stuntcat666 Actually the population is shrinking.
KenMacMillan 4 months ago
@KenMacMillan The growth is slowing but it will reach 9 billion before it levels off. But oh yeah, the rest of this century will be the Glorious Dawn of Humanity ;)
stuntcat666 4 months ago
@stuntcat666 you sound fun!
xxmdogxx1ify1 3 months ago
@xxmdogxx1ify1 i lol'd
Fratricide82 3 months ago
@stuntcat666 doesn't mean we need to make a baby and then kill it.
Regal4point1 3 months ago
Men can save the environment by getting vasectomies!
kalykins 5 months ago
@kalykins you'd be surprised how difficult it is for guys to get a vasectomy (well, may be different depending on country). I'm 18, childless, and don't have testicular cancer. In other words, no doctor is ever going to approve me getting a vasectomy anytime soon... wonder if I could lie to them about getting someone pregnant in pennsylvania last year and that we broke contact because her parents wanted to hunt me down and kill me for infidelity or something... dunno if they'd buy it though.
rabbitspliff 5 months ago
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Soooo....this guy, right here...is saying don't have children. I hope this man never has children. That poor child would have so many issues in life. :/ So please, male that talks way too much and voices unimportant opinions, don't have children. You sir, are enough damage to people.
saraizurarmygrl 5 months ago
@saraizurarmygrl
accurate.clemson.edu/becker//prtm320/commons/popco2.html
Jubel06 5 months ago
thankyou!
keelanschule 5 months ago
It's so adorable when you Brits play at being American.
I am pleased.
jcfynx 6 months ago
@jcfynx Honestly this is the best comment i've read on youtube, maybe ever! I'm 100% sick of brits trying to be american in the way they type and the way they talk.
icemanisdangerous 5 months ago
also... as long as wealth & resources are unevenly distributed, there will always be unchecked population growth, 4 us to have our lot we take away their lands and therefore traditional lives & purpose. Also access to education & a right to choose, particularly for women, has already shown success in dropping birth rates, as does birth control..Just think-how much do us westerners luv 2 fuck... imagine our population if we didnt have condoms? Plus our women are educated & can say no= less babies
destydan 6 months ago
our ancestors and the indigenous natives had abortions in times of crises to ensure the survival of those heathy enough to continue through, or if they knew in advance they wouldnt have enough food for their population... this along with natural controls kept population in check.... most people "Anti Abortion" are also low on logic & dont like condoms much either, most are idealists not looking at both sides of the story.. Yes its an extreme option-but it has its purpose in the right situation..
destydan 6 months ago
a few words... 1) most you "pro lifers" are pro war in whatever country you think deserves it, sending your own to die.. 2) not every baby born is born into a favourble situation, & adoption/fostering isnt always the answer (just talk to a few people whove been through 40 foster homes or been adopted by the wrong or misunderstanding parents). 3) not everyone pregnant is in the right stage of life to have a baby. 4) abortion isnt new-our ancestors did it 1000s of years ago in times of crisis..
destydan 6 months ago
65 people deserve to get their heads smashed in, Fight Club style.
aceshighh1 6 months ago
This is sick, smash the window and steal the babyseat you people are fucking deranged. Anyone comes near my daughter I will personaly help the envirement by taking you out!
nmiller731 6 months ago
@nmiller731 What's sick is you having a child. There's no room at the inn so stop spawning.
icemanisdangerous 5 months ago
@icemanisdangerous
Europe and Russia are now suffering from UNDER POPULATION. Czech and others are encouraging people to have more children. They've had to import laborers because they are not producing enough young people to take the apprentice type jobs. Their immigrants are mostly Moslems who will not integrate into their societies.
nmiller731 5 months ago
@nmiller731 Don't bring out the products till you've built the shelves.
icemanisdangerous 5 months ago
@icemanisdangerous
Here's a visual for you: take the entire world population, divide by 5 so we're all living in families of 5. Give them all 3 acres to live on. You'd fit the world into Russia. (yes, of course, there are rivers and mountains in the way, but get the picture of the rest of the world empty!)
nmiller731 5 months ago
@nmiller731 That's a bullshit argument though because we human beings at the moment consume in 1 year what it takes the earth 1.3 years to naturally replenish. It's not a question of space it's a question of their being enough rescources to go around and at the moment there isn't, not to mention all the orfans out there. If you really care about life dopt one of them.
icemanisdangerous 5 months ago
@icemanisdangerous
The population of the world will regulate itself. Societies that are irresponsible will crumble as they always have and ones that are self sufficient will prosper.People being productive both economically and biologically is not a danger to our future. It is the mistake of being in a false equality, an equality of outcomes that is the most dangerous.Socialist should, stop and take time to do the math. to make everyone equal would mean that we are equally destitute.
nmiller731 5 months ago
@icemanisdangerous Except of course Orwells "more equal" group. Why do you trust some politician in a far off city to control every aspect of your life from womb to grave. I don't want to destroy the world, I just don't want to be controlled like livestock. Population control is nothing more than treating us like sheeple so powerful elite can make more money and control us easier. Overpopuation is a theory thats been proved wrong time and tie again. Do the research!
nmiller731 5 months ago
@nmiller731 You silly dick head. I don't trust ANY poloticians. we use in 1 year what it takes 1.3 years to replenish. That is a fact and it's cause is the human race on this planet. Simple. I think you need to do some research and stop taking fictional works as fact.
icemanisdangerous 5 months ago
@nmiller731 Someone who isn't a little puppet! Thank God!
saraizurarmygrl 5 months ago
I love the end of his video where he offers up his pint and nods in head just like the typical drunk in a pub who's said his piece. Albeit a hilarious rant.
JonLTD 6 months ago
Love Doug, the only problem is 97% of the population growth will come from developing nations, and over half will be from Africa. Not western or industrialised ones.
nelosw20 6 months ago
fight club style!
123BenThere 6 months ago
"Sodomy is eco-friendly and abortion is green!" I love this guy. :D
JRC3034 6 months ago 2
Misanthropic cunt. All of a sudden we can't fuck because this minnow philosopher says that babies are ruining the planet. Fair enough Doug, if you think humans are the problem, do us all a favour and kill yourself - that'll be one less carbon producing human for mother earth to deal with.
SuperApparition 6 months ago
@SuperApparition I don't take everything Doug Stanhope says at face value. He is a comedian after all and is using irony and exaggeration to put across something with a grain of truth in it. Of course he doesn't believe in everything he says and doesn't expect the audience to either.
lemsip 6 months ago
It's the brown and black people that are screwing up the world with over population.
If not for the invading Mexicans, the USA's population would have level off back in the late 90s.
cfs3mytube 6 months ago
@cfs3mytube Seems to be a lot of white fundamentalist Christians in the southern and mid western states having huge families as well.
lemsip 6 months ago
@lemsip
However, on average, the US population of mostly whites is staying even. It's the influx of third-world people, mostly Mexicans, that are driving up the population. Close the borders and the problem of population growth in the US goes away.
It's a simple fact.
cfs3mytube 6 months ago
@neocow2 that's why I get tested regularly and make sure the girl I stick my bits in gets tested too.
lifeindayglo 6 months ago
uuuuuuhhhhh... Why do I feel like I just lost my last brain cell.
jimeh123 6 months ago
Brown is the new green.
9ff70f96 6 months ago
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No, rather than not reproducing myself, I’ll wipe out YOU. Then I can do whatever I want. I’ll help mother earth by wiping out Doug Stanhope. How ’bout that? ^^
No? You don't like that? Well tough shit. I don't like dying out either just so you can shit waste and waste shit. So you better run, because if resources get scarce, I’ll make *damn sure*, I’ll get them, and not you. ^^
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Evi1M4chine 6 months ago
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Revolting video
Ultratron100 6 months ago
'dont fuck in the front hole' - hahaha!
twhitmore92 6 months ago 12
I can see the Green Party holding a fringe meeting at their annual conference titled 'How can we make sex Green'.
lemsip 6 months ago
@lesidhe Some only having children to make their parents into grandparents.
lemsip 6 months ago
@zachpmorgan Evangelicals are catching up with Mormons and Catholics as church going population is so low in the UK that it's mostly the fundamentalists that go to church now and fundamentalists want large families. Plus they've realised that constant proselytising doesn't work so they have to create new Christians themselves.
lemsip 6 months ago
@xtcsx Britain only gets the best of American programmes which is why we mistakenly think it's all good over there. The worst British programmes still beat the worst of American programmes.
lemsip 6 months ago
The contraceptive pill is even greener. Abortion is the last resort and an evil necessity. Don't procreate until you're 25 or over (20 should be the absolutely minimum age for procreation) and have only two children per woman. Plus it depends if that baby has children and grandchildren in years to come.
lemsip 6 months ago
i like the idea that i can tell some hippie bitch with three kids, who goes on and on about her recycling, and bringing her own containers to the store, and drying her clothes on the line... that i am more eco-friendly than she is, as i drive by in a monster truck, towing a trailer of tire fires. :D
thank you, doug stanhope<3
theonlyjessica78 6 months ago
@theonlyjessica78 Because the hippie mother naively thinks the three kids will live the same kind of lifestyle as her when instead they could grow up to have successful well paid jobs and be very materialistic and have lots of children themselves. Hypocritical greens think it's their duty to have 'green' kids and it's only the materialistic people who shouldn't have children or have only one child each.
lemsip 6 months ago
I've been saying this for years overpopulation is the biggest problem. whores need to stop shitting out kids and ruining society for the rest of us.
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