Joe Dirt Scene

[TheeAssViolator]

I tried this and got my ass kicked

[FrozenVodka1]

hahaha this part gets me all the time

[slywitty21]

my favorite scene in the whole movie

[johngoo343]

2 peoples moms don't sew

[johngoo343]

2 people got stabbed in the face with a soldering iron

[HaltonRailfan]

Lemme ask you somethin, does you mother sew? BOOM, Get her to sew that!

[W0BN1AR]

lemme ask you somethin....does your mother sew?

*Gunshot gesture*

BOOM, GET HER TO SEW THAT

[crazyclownn]

that kid is my best friend

[VigoYahoo]

Needs more cowbell

[dumbfuckingscenekid1]

2 people died of killer mustard gas

[lawstonNIN]

Two ppl got stabbed in the face with a soldering iron

[RunsInRacesJoe]

Two people had family members that died from killer mustard gas...

[MegaRagekage]

two people talked to him in the wrong tone

[mustang4sho]

BOOM!

[forgeforth]

Does your mother sew?

[Gambino199]

haha create ice! pretty sure you get that by freezing water

[Drcritic0]

Who the hell would make Mustard gas in A CLASS?! lol

[FredoS20]

chuck norris never talked to christopher walken in the wrong tone of voice.

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

when do schools let kids mix bleach and ammonia?

[niptuck117]

This is one of the most beautiful scenes in film history. I could watch it over and over again and never grow tired of what my eyes are watching.

[chadlovesdrums]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO'''''''breat­h'''OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOO''get back up off floor'''LOLOLOLOLOLOL pass out

[xxPatheticEmoxx]

Why yes, my mother does sew, why do you ask?

[metallicakid516]

I do that bit at school all the time YOU DO IT AGAIN I'LL STAB YOU IN THE FACE WITH A SOLDERING IRON!!

[Super8hemi55]

mopping mostly, every now and then the boiler breaks.. you gotta hit it with a hammer but its a good job

[bombinghell]

lemme ask ya sometin does your mother sow-wtf does that even mean lmao

[CaptHandsome42]

@bombinghell dumbshit......he's shotting holes in you. does your mother SEW? SEW, not SOW. The whole joke is some weird mobster thing...if I shoot you full of holes, is your mother going to sew them up? It's CLEARLY a hypothetical. Cmon man...you really don't get it?

[TenderTrap86]

I love this scene! I keep uttering his lines to myself, all day. lol "It's the wrong tone."

[legoguyfilms]

Christopher Walken is one of the best improv comedy guys around today. And leave it to a bozo nerd kid to try and make ice but end up with mustard gas. Lol

[MightBiteYa]

I wouldn't be surprised if the script didn't call for ANY of that stuff from Chris and he just made it up on the spot, possibly after forgetting he was acting in a movie that day.

[Sniper09Omega]

dont mess wit im! BOOM! get da ta sow that!

[1pikeslayer]

awesome movie...iliked when he slaps da kids hand away. funny shite!

[lolwut71]

Lemme ask you someithin ehh..

anybody know how many takes did they do of this scene? or is my tone all wrong?

just don't stab me in the face with a soldering iron for askin

really hope it was one its classic!! XD

[WillKill4Weed]

kansas

[CrooklynBoi23]

i lmao so hard wen i saw dat

[elcondepatula]

i applied and was hired in a hospital as a janitor just so i can do this

dance with the mop/broom/buffer

and start beef with the fire extinguisher

[skiballer23]

@elcondepatula How is the job working out for ya?

[elcondepatula]

@skiballer23 should have picked a school instead

xD

[Mattecarshop]

@elcondepatula hospital?

[elcondepatula]

@Mattecarshop yeah, kaiser

[Mattecarshop]

@elcondepatula niiice

[Dexter956]

@elcondepatula You're gonna laugh, but when I was having problems with my next year in school and the fear of having a baby (Im glad I didn't) I wanted to get a job as a janitor. This crossed my mind and I really wanted to do that as well haha.

[SalinasFightTeam]

@elcondepatula lmfao, comment made my day. haha

[GORDOTRON89]

THE MAN!

[shaneman29]

he's one bad ass mutha fuka

[joetheanglo]

Best janitor ever

[dxbomber]

Walken is one bad mofo

[djrich4444]

GET HER TO SEW THAT

[unofalcon1]

lol ill stab you in the face

[Jonzer1983]

this man can do it all, he can be funny,serius and damn intimidating. Did i get the spelling right?

Im from sweden haha

[SSky06]

Everything but Serious*

And I agree totally.

[CaptHandsome42]

@Jonzer1983 Serious. Close enough. Better than MOST Americans.

[mynamescade]

does ur mother sew?

[Guitargod8887]

he should be on dancing with the stars.

[JayThrilla25]

@Guitargod8887 It would be a little unfair to the other contestants, lol

[maskevito]

Does anyone knows the music playing in the background?

Please help me out guys

[kmed1an]

@maskevito

It is Marvin Gaye- Can I Get a Witness

[DrDell]

lol il stab you in the face with a soldering iron lmfaooo chris is da shiznat lol

[warriorlax86]

saw tht movie today for the millionth time! haha love it. " u got it all wrong. wrong tone" haha lol

[CaptHandsome42]

@warriorlax86 I only like snakes and sparklers.

[warriorlax86]

@CaptHandsome42 Cmon kickin wing!! Wheres the good stuff?!?!

[angermangement]

my favorite part of the movie

[arherrington]

BOOM!!! Getherrtasewdat!!!! xD lol

Do a search for Christopher Walken : Snakes on a Plane Audition. Very nice!

[rockerduff1231]

GET HER TO SEW THAT

[ilikechikin333]

sorry he says GET HER TO SEW THAT

[Brutopian]

It's get her to sew that, also, you're using the wrong tone.

[Abuelaquepinga]

thats the wrong tone

[gossieuk]

does your mother sew?!?

[Mclovin171]

.....i do this sometimes....

[fabiolas4]

i love it lol. i just wish it wasnt wide screen

[Deception8989]

oh no! killer mustard gas

[xxxginoxxx92]

i love this part hahaha

[AceBanyon]

the way he threw the broom down was hillarious.

[wacfilms]

lol, i love this scene,

christopher walken is the man!

[Whips2Kicks]

Christopher walkin FTW ^_^

[IsaiahTheInfamous]

Does your mother sew boom get her to sew that. Lol classicly funny.

[translucentorb]

haha, brilliant.

the other one in this movie is:

"Hey you're talkin' to my friend all wrong, its the wrong tone, you say it again, I'm gonna stab you in the face with a soldering iron."

[tt0the]

AweSome line

I want it as my ringTone

[Miamizoe15]

lol if u listen close at the end when he opens the door, u can hear him say woah!

[rockerduff1231]

you dont have to listen closely...its pretty loud and clear actually

[mistermuffin420]

"does your mother sow?" lol

[EdGaR9558]

let me ask u somethin...can ure mother sew BOOM get her 2 sew dat lol

[chr1s1990]

Christopher walken is hilarious..i need to learn how to do his accent

[EdGaR9558]

i kno right its so cool

[Malibunightrider]

hey does ne one kno the song that clem is dancing in the hall to?

[johnnyp8x]

thats

"can i get a witness" by Marvin Gaye

[johnnyboy987]

Best Quote and Scene of the Whole Movie =D lol

Christopher Walken = Wins xD

[johnnyp8x]

oh no, killer mustard gas !!!

[kakarot1258]

I will put a tray of water in the freezer, if my calculations are correct, this will create ice.

[Ambergk85]

Great scene, his performance is as sharp as the soldering iron he wants to stab people in the face with...lol >D LMAO Thanks for uploading!

[stratman123]

Shouldn't you have said that his performance is as "hot" as the soldering iron he wants to stab people in the face with?

[Wowstogne]

If my calculations are correct, this will create ice...Oh No Killer Mustard Gas!!! Most random and awesome line of the movie

[BlooBeluga]

MY FAVORITE SCENE

[FoxmotoXXX]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­

[ItZoNmUtHaPhUcKkA]

LMAO at Christopher Walken's dance.

[stratman123]

Oh yeah? Laugh at his dancing again, and guess what?

He's gonna stab you in the face with a soldering iron!

Maybe you can get your mother to sew dat!

Search youtube for a guy that does Christopher Walken as a nursery school teacher. He's good, and it's funny as hell!

[xxMetsxx121893]

"What'd you say? No, your talkin' to me all wrong, its the wrong tone, You do it again... I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron" - Christopher Walken. hahahaha!

[mizmiz80]

Christopher's delivery is tight as hell...

[emogregdragonforce]

does ur mother sow

BOOM get her 2 sow that lol

[pretadorizmly]

mak kau x menjahit?

[thomas181818]

rhps2000, I just watched that and I want to thank you. That was great. The page had a thumbnail for his dance scene from King of New York, also.

[Dr1gby]

roflolmaomgbbq your the greatest christopher. My day could look like shit and this gets me to laugh each time

[IntermittentSprocket]

"I'll stab you in the face with soldering iron"

[rhps2000]

You must check out the awesome dance number he does in 1981's Pennies from Heaven. It's here on youtube somewhere! :-)

[Freethought42]

Let me ask you something....

Does your mother sew?

[HoweGavin]

BOOM! GET HER TO SEW THAT

[bonafide1498]

classic! hahaha Those lines were not in the script, Walken just made em up and they are great!

[JustShoveJayOhBe]

oh no! killer mustard gas! ahhhh brings me back to high school chemistry quoting this movie to the misery of my teacher...

[slfinn26]

does anybody know what the name of the song is when christopher is dancing in the hall?

[chuanist]

Weapon of Choice

[MrOscarDaSilvaVieira]

i'll stab ya in the face with a soldering iron.

Shit thats a good line. That would intimidate and confuse the fuck outta people!

[kyokowolf]

Christopher Walken is my favorite actor of all time. Priceless scene. Hellz ya!

[k24civic]

does ur mother sew .... get her to sew dat

[ZOMBIE46L]

Best voice in the world.

[pigd1666]

Favorite scene of this ENTIRE movie! It even beats the dog getting his balls stuck to the porch.

[scarface333666]

no.. joe dirts the hero

JOE DIRT

lol

[stratman123]

Anybody know if the fat kid in the scene at the Gator Show does the voice on King of the Hill?

Joe says there's 3 things to remember when handling gators, and a chubby kid says "So what's number three?"

He sounds just like Bobby Hill.

Anybody???

[pretadorizmly]

are u crazy?talking to that thing?hahaha...

[stealth7769]

defenatly lol

[Vendettastarter]

Priceless XD

[dilm1]

does your mother sew??

haha

[danemcrae]

my favourite quote from any movie ive ever watched

[tech951]

people stop with the stupid 90s 'xd' crap just say ahahaha if you think something is funny.

[usernameichthus]

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

[HeymanPhilly26]

Does anyone know the name of the song playing when Joe is in the fumigation tent?

[SabbraCadabra]

Three Dog Night - Shambala

[OmegaSe7en]

Your talking to me all wrong! Thats the wrong tone you do it again ill stab you in the face with a soldering iron! HAHAHA XDXD FUNNY!

[1abisai]

I remember I always laughed at this part. Me n my friends always imitated the "does your mother sow part"!!!! SO hilarious!!!

[alroker2]

stopid kid hahaha, i can make ice with water and a freezer. ^_^

[sdsujay]

The cool part that I never realized is that Walken is dancing to Cool Jerk

[kguerr123]

how in the hell does that kid get ice and mustard gas mixed up..hahah funny stuff!!!

[DeadToFall92]

nope its just killer mustard gas

[Bign288]

HA HA i love that part