Epic Polish Knight!

[TheBootieChrist]

i bet you everytime that show ends they fuck in the restroom

[FrozenChaosInc]

It's good to be a Rradetzki!

[xJoeEDangerouslyx]

DAMN! For the win! I wonder if Randy Gonzales knows about this?

[Lansjer7]

wtf!!!

[bluesboy25000]

He Brought a Horse to a Bar. Enough Said

[DirectInjected]

@bluesboy25000 Damn, beat me to it! Although I was going for, He brought a horse to a bar fight.

[Freethinker94]

Polish Don Quijote?

[reda02812]

why is he always mentioning Jesus as Anna's lover? are they dating or smthg?

[raboratory]

That's a big-ass horse.. But-ehh, is Anna pregnant?

[SupaAmi]

I don't mind romantic stuff, but not when it involves having my door busted by a drunk ass lunatic. I know he meant well, but I'd be terrified and then I'd be pretty pissed.

[Ranzalove]

@SupaAmi I agree completely. Having my door busted open with some drunk dude would freak me out lol

[back2themusic]

shirtless drunk man riding a horse to impress a woman, lol

[invalidacess]

@MrGraffitiAmsterdam everyday u find something new to post about urself. interesting that u dont know wat pussy tatstes like, of course u wouldnt u spend ur time with men shame..

[invalidacess]

@MrGraffitiAmsterdam why would u do that ur your brothers fav fag.

[scaNdal87]

"Look at my horse , my horse is amazing" etc.

[gastfreund76]

1:12 Did Cenk tell us to insult a woman to gain her interest? Wow. Unfortunately, there's some truth in that.

[invalidacess]

@MrGraffitiAmsterdam wow u k now that a fag means gay yet u still have problems with urself....wow just wow

[Darquine]

The only real problem with this is when he busted down the door. The horse idea would be great & romantic without the whole "break into house" thing.

[Greenwolfdragon]

I would have called the cops, sorry. Some dude breaks through my door with a horse, i would be freaking out too much. Now, would i actually press charges? Noo, it would be funny and sweet... except for the drunkenness.. just make sure the horse doesn't stomp on me

[AbonZel3]

One, is he really a knight, or just a dude with a horse? Two, did he actually break THROUGH the door? How big is this lady's house? That is a good sized horse.

[SHEEPLEwhisperer]

Legend.

[InsideTheMirror]

I dislike this women. He could have hurt her, the horse, or himself and I get that but does she really have to make fun of him like that? Yeah, it could have been done not out of a crazy romantic idea and instead just been thought up as he went along blitzed out his mind but come on. Unless the dude's abusing you in some way don't stomp on the dudes heart.

[Porkinsification]

Something tells me this Hussar has seen better days.

[vitalem4]

This video is Diamonds

[invalidacess]

@MrGraffitiAmsterdam fuck u an co za asy mofo suck a dick and die

[GreenLupin1]

"I've got a horse outside"

[zygi22]

super jezdziec ;)

[strylowskia90]

This makes me proud to be Polish.

[biain93]

Just because your riding a horse, doesn't mean you can't get arrested for drink driving.

[dEdGrimley]

@Accisma

No, that's the thing... There's a 99% chance that they wouldn't, and they started to find that someone was doing it, so now the first thing that comes to your mind is that someone's going to molest your kids, even though it's still far more likely that it's safe. And a lot of guys who try to do something romantic for a girl aren't stalkers, but we've seen some that are now, so anytime anyone tries anything, that's right where the mind goes.

[Cuddlebunzzzz]

the real amazing part of this story is that the guy was riding the horse bareback (innuendo is intentional). i don't know too much about horse riding, but as far as i know going bareback usually doesn't end well for a guy's sac (again, innuendo is intentional).

[dEdGrimley]

@Accisma

There's a lot of stuff that used to work that we frown upon nowadays because someone took advantage of society's acceptance of it. Like if some neighbor who's an old man offers to pick up your kid from school and watch them until you get home from work... That throws up a huge red flag these days, whereas in the past, it might've been really helpful for you.

This particular example would've never worked, but no romantic gestures work these days.

[TweekDash]

Knight: *goes to take off shirt*

Friend: What are you doing? Just get on the horse!

Knight: DO YOU WANT THIS DONE OR DO YOU WANT THIS DONE RIGHT?

*rips off shirt*

[neeraj2608]

and what did the horse have to drink?

[MissNophi2U]

winning!

[barkevvv]

On a sidenote... that a really nice lookin horse

[livingeasi]

The guy looks like Newt Gingritch.

[XxChicoR3b3ld3xX]

just buy a robot girl from japan... why waist your time if the bitch dont even like u...

[DerrenBrown100]

Cmon...Give him a breeeak

[Lobos222]

The lesson is; "Dont drink and ride..." :)

[DiamondChrome42]

is it me or is new youtube uploads getting fewer? it's been ages since new content has been uploaded in my news channels

[schmoab]

Aw he's just a little horse.

[MrSockoOck]

Is that a giant Polish horse or a small Polish man?

[Lobos222]

@MrSockoOck

Actually, the woman is now dating the horse...

[CHAOSoriginal]

Isn't that called DUI?



[gjmvi]

@CHAOSoriginal RUI har har

[hirothemouse]

Like if you're a Hetalia fan and find this hilarious. 

[alchron]

What he should of said to the woman was "I own a horse"

Instant win

[i0npath]

He should have been fully dressed with Winged Hussar armor!

[redryan20000]

the guild...

world of warcraft..

lady gaga...

how are these related?

[JD12ish]

Horses are actually great for going to the bar. Because when you're drunk the horse can bring you home safely since it knows the way. The only problem is of course getting on a horse once you are drunk.

[thesparitan]

Insert polish joke here ______________

[MeNoBites]

if this was Fabio, ten years ago, it would be a different story

[Mindflayer911]

Those silly pollocks, always up to some shenanigans lolz love em :)

[willyg63]

you think think that the woman was mean you should have heard the interview with the horse

[MultiUniv3rsal]

Things like this remind me that there is, in fact, still good in the world.

[willyg63]

@MultiUniv3rsal i agree with your prospect of life but all news providers just do these stories to make you laugh or be happy to forget the bad things that happened like earthquake in haiti dont worry this kitten keeps chasing his tail, even i love these but at some point you realise there just trying to draw you away from real life problems but i still agree with your point i just felt that i should add my concept aswell so please dont send me an angree message back

[flippinrogue]

the horse looks a little drunk too

[xxdonaldqxxx]

Hey, at about 2:06 it sounds like Ana could be roped into a sympathy fuck.

[lucyrbd509]

I give him props for riding the horse drunk.

[myeyesarebored]

A Polish guy and a horse walk out of a bar...

[invalidacess]

@MrGraffitiAmsterdam FUCK YOU MOFO

[SupermarketsRevil]

@MrGraffitiAmsterdam go back to watching ur greasy haired midget, motherfucker

[arga400]

thats a huge ass horse

[ampoules1]

Search "Polish Guys Fight" in YT for a good laugh.

[DirectInjected]

He brought ... a horse... to a bar fight???

[Soap360]

Ya duNnoe streeight trippin, dis shiiiiit off da hook brah

[EvilFingers]

Im suprise, no one posted any Polish Jokes?

[MDUMANOVIC]

He forgot the oyster with two tickets to the thing she loves!

[teh1337hughmann1226]

Isaiah Mustafa

[chiaromontestephen]

@teh1337hughmann1226 i can't believe it! i was watching the 1997 rose bowl between the ohio state buckeyes and the arizona state sun devils and isaiah mustafa played on the sun devils!

[XICANOXOC]

Thats it, Im buying a horse and Im going to Anna's.

[txmoney]

polish knight dude is not helping to diminish the polish jokes and stereotypes.

[pedrosttau]

and you would also send him the bill to fix the door. ;)

[lenboy2]

old spice... polish edition

[IsyLomeli]

where can i get myself a man like that? ;)

[MEEHOWtv]

@IsyLomeli

In Polska, baby, in Polska :)

[IsyLomeli]

@MEEHOWtv I see :D i'll have to travel there one day, normally guys that are 'romantic' in the U.S. just seem fake and cheesy, but a man on a horse rushing through my front door just to see me? now that's true love <3

[Hersi0417]

That woman has no taste!

[The8347135]

I'm on a horse

[dEdGrimley]

Granted the guy was drunk and this was a bad idea, but romance is dead, yo. Any time a guy tries to do anything romantic for a girl these days, she calls the cops instead of calling him back.

The holding-the-boom-box-in-the-ra­in thing isn't going to get you the girl, it's going to make you the girl, in jail, after you're convicted of stalking her.

[qwertishly]

@dEdGrimley It works in certain situations. If the girl already likes you it'll give you bonus points. If she doesn't... you're a creep sorry.

[neeraj2608]

@dEdGrimley thumbs up for "make you the girl, in jail" ha ha LMAO at that

[jotunobsidianeyes]

@dEdGrimley Oh boo-fucking-hoo & bull-fucking-shit. Pick your audience better.

[dEdGrimley]

@jotunobsidianeyes

Hey, good job with the whole "Making sense thing" there. I was definitely referring to something that had to do with an audience.

[leonia97]

@jotunobsidianeyes anger

[Sneezlebob]

@dEdGrimley That is stalkerish

[NotRelatedToBob]

Don Quixote?

[zeos3]

@NotRelatedToBob  I think you mean Don Quixotski.

[Direksone]

haha 'instant win'! going to the bar on a horse, what a hero!

[bucktoofus]

Anyone got a version without these two dipshits?

[IsyLomeli]

@bucktoofus piss off.

[thewiffenpoof]

what do you call a door lock that allows horses to get in? A pollock.

[Tatchko]

@thewiffenpoof +100,000,000

[xanos4225]

what kind of horse is that? It looks pretty stocky and built.

[unabomberman]

@xanos4225

That's one happy horse that chills all day.

[TheFunkadelicFan]

I do that all the time. It works for me!

[Saucypants1000]

How did he train this horse to act like the Kool Aid Man?

[randalthortaveren]

@Saucypants1000 OHH YEAH!!!!

[ImaRageQuitter]

Lame

[mochalex]

Insult her? Don't tell me Cenk buys into that "The Game" bullshit. I don't play play games and I've got no interest in women who do.

[TheUSMetalhead]

Slacks and no shirt on a horse, never seen that before.

[ReverendDoGood]

Lol, Funniest Video Of The Day!!

[froggymicwop]

give it a lick, it tastes just like raisins

[Buddybear100]

in Puerto Rico all the people take their horses to bars so they dont get drunk and drive thats smart drinking XD

[sensur1]

00:15 - 00:16 ... what is that sound?!

[yescharliesurfs]

Polish old spice guy?

[Tonio31]

How many Poles it take to get on a horse?

[conan1174]

There's not enough vodka to drink to get my Polish ass up on a horse and ride into to town.

[Relyt22]

Wow, now that guy's a stereotype and a half.

[Sliverbane]

Shut up woman! Get on my horse!

[gantmaster]

that was a nice horse

[AsAboveSoBelow01]

Ana'a tits.

[narezul]

you take a horse to the bar cause a horse is the only thing you cant get a dui on...usually

[squreshi10]

Cue the drunk polish Don Quixote jokes.

[Gabrielregalado2]

LOL this was a spice guy commercials fan ,

"IM DRUNK"

"HEY im on a horse"

[theHedgex1]

Polish knight FTW!

[SeniorTopCat]

He is what I want to be when I'm older.........

[TheLydianPattern]

coza azy!

[3star2nr]

im on a horse. lol thats so bad ass

[LukeKoman]

proud to be polish.... lol

[TheMrAllam]

@LukeKoman Some serious pride right there my friend! XD At least your people go on horses, drunk, shirtless to win the women of their hearts! Even though the results usually end up...non-satisfactory LOL

[519ist]

lol polish don Quixote

[tommysch]

At least you cant get a DUI for RIDING a horse.

[MCAMVP]

horses: conveyance with balls

[Victius6]

I am totally getting a horse...

[Blaphtome]

He said "Fuck your Honda Civic I've a horse outside...". Rubberbandits and Drunk Polish Knight FTW.

[downwindspiral]

is anyone else getting

the close-captioning?

off the hook

[Vergereth]

shut up woman get on my horse

[senorchipotle]

damn... i'm getting my horse and heading to ana's

[superfuzz]

ana don't you mean off his "ROCKINGHORSE" ?!?!? ha??? seriously??? who's hearing me???

[Suiram82]

When I saw the picture of him on the horse I thought it was a new Putin photoshoot.

[defect530]

that's a buff ass horse.

[Dayonetheone]

Where are all the Polish Jokes?

[bladex2056]

@Dayonetheone It's the witcher!

[knucklez92]

i thought women love knights in shining armor

[WardancerHB]

@knucklez92 That was the problem - no armor!

[alwayshardcore100]

why the fuck are yous talking about this ?? who gives a shit?? is this news?? im pretty dalm sure every polish guy has done shit like this wasted, i know alot of Eastern Europeans and they are all mental when there drunk!!

[haloboz]

Man, those Old Spice commercials actually work.

[maladjez]

in a win-o-cratic society we would a now be a Knight of the Dude Lolwut order

[ThePhyrophobia]

That's just beautiful

[Vormav666]

Yes! Polish knights return in full glory after centuries!

[pboisei]

@Vormav666

jaja

[kuunami]

Cenks actually right. Insulting women is more likely to work than sending flowers.

[angelusp777]

co sa asy

[metalkreatorx37]

this should be on a family guy episode. it's like you can't even make it up anymore. Polish man and Epic Mountain man should get together and start their own reality show.

[jamesgaspard]

This story is fucking epic.

[DeathtoRaiden1]

That bitch doesn't deserve him.

[unabomberman]

@DeathtoRaiden1

What that bitch and her wannabe hitman deserve are some intensive grammar courses...

Am I wrong to say that? Maybe that's how they speak over there, dunno...

[ichelleray]

@DeathtoRaiden1 true, she's the bitch, not the guy who destroyed her front door when he could have easily confronted her and told her how he felt about her.

[niriop]

This guy is just pure epic win, no contest

[orafaelnl]

4 drunk polish knights disliked that video

[the8888]

did the young turks just become the onion? XD

[newarksgreatest]

Isn't Ana dating someone? She's been really promiscuous lately... She said she would cheat if she knew she wouldn't gt caught last week and now shes saying she'd fuck you if you leveled her house with a horse.

[Phyrexious]

Riding a horse as a guy without a saddle? I feel bad for the guys balls.

[dsquaredmlg]

the horse on it's hind legs kicking the door down while he sweeps up the girl probably looked better when he ran over it in his head but i'm guessing the execution wasn't too smooth

[nybotheveg]

i kinda hope someone does this to ana now :D

[Lariasio]

This right here is FULL of win I am talking at least 67 shades of win. If I was a woman and some dude drunk as piss rams through my front door on a horse I am giving him babies tons and tons of babies.

[nybotheveg]

that is so badass :P

[edgeninja]

Jesus Loose? Is that really the Old Spice Guy's real name?

[Domzdream]

POLSKA GURA!

[ibstrd]

He fancied himself a hussar!

[logoth80]

so proud being polish lol

[scottishbadboytracks]

LOOOL!! I know a couple of polish guys that would do something like this

[sharky0922]

Finnaly something about Poland! LOL

TYT Army in Poland FTW!

[madi32]

If you want to get the girl, give her a book about rape.

[o0ScarfFace0o]

Why is Cenk giving the guy shit about it??

Last I heard this was still a common practice in Turkey

[coosoorlog]

What we need is a wikipedia page where I can read the origins of the whole TYT soundboard.

[18CaStRaDoMiS89]

Awwwww swoopy pa poopy.