Utopiated Note: It is a well established *fact* that the moon was towed into place by Fields of the Nephilim after life was pan-spermiated by the H.I.A.
I think this was so funny but scary at the same time. Because it shows what too much caffine can do to you. Time to think about decaf coffee, decaf tea and plenty of pure water. That dude is heading for a total breakdown so he will go from coffee to medications. I call that going from bad to worse.
A great little story, good initiative to make English subtitles. However I feel it is not being really respected. Compressed very blurry, and if anything is retarded here, it's the title, moreso than the ending of the movie... What about just using the original: Oldelaf - Le Café ?
this isn't reddit, you can't just post someone else's content with a different title and expect to have it get popular. Well actually apparently you can.
hhhhhhhhhhhaaaa, this song contains a message which is to be balanced and not exceed using anything uncluding coffee, thanks for the upload.
bigbosspresident 3 days ago
@Enyoiyourself /watch?v=UGtKGX8B9hU voilá :)
dorapetho 1 week ago
Too bad this is a reupload, anybody got the original?
Enyoiyourself 2 weeks ago
the song is kindda addicting xDD
SharifahRiddles 2 weeks ago 2
Utopiated Note: It is a well established *fact* that the moon was towed into place by Fields of the Nephilim after life was pan-spermiated by the H.I.A.
jacolify 2 weeks ago in playlist hej å hå
Why does his beloved have morning stubble?
aslan777100 3 weeks ago 10
does somebody know where to find the French lyrics?
Gammija 1 month ago 2
Been on repeat for the last two days :P
scampychicken 1 month ago 5
COFFEE!!!!!!!
sugarkitti1011 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos 2
That was... abnormal. And not in a good way.
jemmaledger 1 month ago
The fuck?....
LilShonen 1 month ago
i love the title
seandebom 1 month ago
caffeine is a hell of a drug?
bcandpals 1 month ago
@bcandpals no this video is a drug I cant stop watching O.o
victor102able 3 weeks ago
lol we actually watched this in my french class. the entire class was sincerely freaked out by the end.
EpicPoohTrailers 1 month ago
we saw this in our french class it was frickin halarioue
vikkividz 2 months ago
Guys, the obvious point of the video is that coffee is a drug and it can kill you if you're not careful. It's not a joke, be careful with this stuff.
greasedgorilla 2 months ago
My god, its a french version of me!
darkfetish69 2 months ago 6
You never go ass to mouth.... I mean full retard.
amandasken 2 months ago in playlist amandasken sine favoritter 3
after the 5th time watching this it made me sick !! i cant see smell or hear of cafe ! with out ..uhhhwoah .. um gagging yea
TheVespausa 2 months ago in playlist TheVespausa's favorites
coool
SuperYassine15 3 months ago
Better than Justin Bieber.
DanielCostaable 3 months ago
I must watch this every morning, this guy on the video is just like me :D Great, awesome movie! :D
TheInfraZ 3 months ago
Crazy
teckdecker248 3 months ago
im glad i don't like coffee...
PlatypusDragon 3 months ago
this song, so. damn. catchy.
jerrixjubilee 3 months ago 4
white tea ftw!
elstado1 3 months ago
loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee it!
90210gossiogrl 3 months ago
all i get is dioreu
Zintendo 4 months ago
That was fully retarded
jccarbunkle 4 months ago
I want to see the Decemberists cover this song.
fgsfds121 4 months ago 2
You never go full retard
Sacrifice117 4 months ago
meth
samjanis1 5 months ago
This isn't normal...
But on coffee it is.
KodenF 5 months ago 2
Only the french....
CrimsonXdef 5 months ago
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Shadow63987 5 months ago
Starts Normal?
Nothing french is normal.....
Mistermickey44 5 months ago 4
All i can say is....
WTF
-............-
Mistermickey44 5 months ago
And this is why the British drink tea! XD
Bon!
AdaraVernea 5 months ago
Song is stuck in my head.
tatianaridesapegusus 5 months ago
what.
FailAccountName 5 months ago
You never go full retard.
0amathev 5 months ago 22
awesome
davethebat09 6 months ago
coffee=secxy time
Asniperheadshot 6 months ago
Yeah, so me.. cooooffeeeeeeeee
K4Unl 6 months ago
Gotta love a french roast...
kunglek 6 months ago
You NEVAR go full retard
uDontWannaKnow22 6 months ago 3
I don't see the "full retard" part of this animation.
lyonlamb 6 months ago
@lyonlamb try the mirror then
NecrolordGR 6 months ago
@NecrolordGR I did, and the only thing I saw a handsome guy winking at me. Still don't see when this animation "goes full retard".
lyonlamb 6 months ago
@NecrolordGR Try fuck you.
lyonlamb 4 months ago
this is me in college
brigeisabella 6 months ago
Just another day...
MisterlCreep 6 months ago
Viva Colombia y sus alcaloides ; )
titovioli 6 months ago
1:08 XDDDD
NEMERITEANDSHUNI 6 months ago
that why i dont drink coffe
fredlover72 6 months ago
I think this was so funny but scary at the same time. Because it shows what too much caffine can do to you. Time to think about decaf coffee, decaf tea and plenty of pure water. That dude is heading for a total breakdown so he will go from coffee to medications. I call that going from bad to worse.
ayellowroseforro59 7 months ago
@ISLAS13
The song/video is called Le Café
clinteastwood845861 7 months ago
name of the song?
ISLAS13 7 months ago
LOL! I had to stop watching this at the coffee shop cause I started laughing like a mule.
Salvadario 7 months ago
Too violent for me. But great song and good animation :)
CrazyFraBer 7 months ago
Um... I think I am similar to that guy,,,
ausiuchi 7 months ago 2
I feel like this pretty often (coffee addicted, not french)
RandomnessUK 7 months ago
never go full retard
tahmewler 7 months ago
Absolutely genial! And the song is insanely addictive :D
But the title is crap. Sorry, I had to say it.
yo6ial 7 months ago 2
If every cup of coffee was a doob I swear none of this woulda happened
Mrzellous 7 months ago
lol this is hilarious :D
lolagagmonster 7 months ago
Wouldn't that much caffiene kill you
mrgasbomb123 7 months ago
lol, it's a funny song with a correct translation :D
defleo20 7 months ago
I wonder if the animators drank coffee as they made this?
V00d00smurf 7 months ago
Personally I think this is a great work of comedy.
joemamasfriend 7 months ago
mr cypres.
emilyroots1 8 months ago
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garlevenskas 8 months ago
requiem for a dream coffee version
garlevenskas 8 months ago 5
what the fAk indeed
SandoIMBA 8 months ago
I like the part where he had coffee
xXExilarXx 8 months ago
@xXExilarXx hurdy hur hur hur
Asti223 7 months ago
well......i'm off coffee for life XD
yaoikiller 8 months ago
And so I drink tea
FozzyOverload 8 months ago 112
@FozzyOverload
nope
coffee... :)
that keeps calm ;)
OliverGarrandt 7 months ago
le fuck?
theeWidow 8 months ago 54
@theeWidow special thumbs up for using "le" correctly. Fucking reddit and 9gag.
TheDinosaur01 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
I'm never gonna drink two cups of coffee a day 8-O
Bigdrox5 8 months ago
i'd like to see him do this with whiskey!
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hcgdiets0 8 months ago
A great little story, good initiative to make English subtitles. However I feel it is not being really respected. Compressed very blurry, and if anything is retarded here, it's the title, moreso than the ending of the movie... What about just using the original: Oldelaf - Le Café ?
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StrikeTsunami 8 months ago
that's simply genial! C'est génial!
Dixi89 8 months ago
O-o
AnimusCustodis 8 months ago
C'est génial !!! :D
GolubicJarebic 8 months ago
i lol'd at the title for this
4kej 8 months ago
What would he be like if he had alcohol or something? How would he be worse than this!!! Haha!
Kiwiniamh 8 months ago 2
I liked the part where he said coffee.
MetaCooler 8 months ago 2
This is hilariously stupid, lol. :P
Crazyburned 8 months ago
i go for a coffee now though
sphinxita 8 months ago
See! This is why I love France!
RealityBurgers 8 months ago
does anyone know where can I find the lyrics for this song? I listened to it while drinking my coffee and it woke me up better than my cup of coffee
nobodyisnasser 8 months ago
This, gentlemen, is exactly why we never should lace cocaine in our coffee.
MisterMysterious 8 months ago
I the music when he's jumping around
xXExilarXx 8 months ago
Story of my life.
xXExilarXx 8 months ago
@xXExilarXx You must kill people often.
DuelinginRS 8 months ago
is this song available on itunes?
MyYouPube 9 months ago
My sister showed me this. How? Her teacher put it on in French O.e
This is so dope though :D
oOKawaiiPandaOo 9 months ago
Dat language and Dat voice....mmmm
TheXeeman 9 months ago
Coffee?! This guy's on cocaine!
WilliamQLiu 9 months ago
74 people did not have their Coffee in the morning.
travayne 9 months ago 2
WTF?
jzier2 9 months ago
FUCK, BUT WHAT! WILL YOU STOP BOTHER ME! WHAT A STUIPID NIPPER!
hmp22 9 months ago
@hmp22 yes thank you we all just watched the video
mattdriver12 9 months ago
This is why the French are only allowed to drink wine in the morning!?!?!?
TBONTB123 9 months ago
So that's what I look like to other people!
kangaimRoo 9 months ago
74 people need to wake up with a nice cup of coffee.
airwick0905 9 months ago
See my secretary
throw her out the window
Meet an old lady
bash her skull in
Son asks me a question
Kick him in the teeth
Add "Like a boss" in between lines.
RyenDeckard 9 months ago
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MaxChaplin 9 months ago
He... threw his secretary out the window, killed an old woman, and kicked his son.
Well, as they say, coffee will KILL YA!!!
revanisthebest 9 months ago
Now I'm not sure if I should drink coffee....what the hell, COFFAY!!!
TheXeeman 9 months ago
imagine if he drank red bull
aannkk 9 months ago 2
You never go full retard.
TeamBurton 9 months ago
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jheikeb 9 months ago
The original, higher quality version is at /watch?v=UGtKGX8B9hU
jheikeb 9 months ago 45
I was drinking a coffee while watching this...
jimmyPain2121 9 months ago
@jimmyPain2121 me too...
Frequenz643 9 months ago
this isn't reddit, you can't just post someone else's content with a different title and expect to have it get popular. Well actually apparently you can.
flaminglawyer 9 months ago
mmmhhmmm coffee sounds nice now
dabighit81 9 months ago
TWEEK
skysbic1986 9 months ago
what the fuck.
Owntkthx 9 months ago
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Coffee. Not even once.
FlucifuX2 9 months ago
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FlucifuX2 9 months ago
that guy needs to smoke a joint and chill
beefr123321q 9 months ago
Requesting this video in HD! Thumbs up if you agree.
Pyronaut 9 months ago 2
This would be my life, but this video's not in HD
Agemrepus 9 months ago
never go full retard !
Foldegrep 9 months ago
CYU-OFFE
jackmanlol 9 months ago
it's centier, as in downtown centre, not "Sentier"
shim2dawg 9 months ago
Full retard? That was hilarious!
DownOnMyLuck 9 months ago 2
Reminds me of Soma.
reedf1 9 months ago 2
1:10 is where is goes full retard.
Flashuploads 9 months ago
I smoke crack, and this happened to me.
czechreck 9 months ago 2
You never go full retard.
pmorrisjr20 9 months ago 4
haha i shall not drink coffee anymore !!!!!! LOL
yasofshka 9 months ago
COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEE
jamie1051 9 months ago
Coffee. Not even once.
alk3v 9 months ago
and thats why i drink beer for breakfast
uneakbreed 9 months ago
Cursing in French, so sexy xD
CriminalMacabre 9 months ago
Looks like the french don't know how to handle their coffee.
garP0W 9 months ago
The same thing happened to me.
gbo2k69 9 months ago
moral is think coffee dont drink it
bethefriend 9 months ago
Give me coffee, or give me death
pennyawful13 9 months ago
so remember kids dont get addicted to coffee
mrsandman500 9 months ago
I liked the part...
ManEaterFromReading 9 months ago
I'd rather watch WheatysDiary episodes here on youtube.
gilisthebest1 9 months ago
never go full retard.
conor66666 9 months ago
in the end i will probably turn into beer :]]
BudistaslLT 9 months ago
Who the hell has 14 days worth of coffee if that's all you're consuming? D:
xjackie93 9 months ago
63 people dont like coffee
gaara1989 9 months ago
He drank so much coffee he TURNED INTO COFFEE!! Ahahahaha. :l
caseyjane555 9 months ago 3
I wonder what happens when he runs out of Coffee Beans
Zizumia1 9 months ago
@Zizumia1 When in doubt - Starbucks :D
TheSniperEyes 9 months ago 2
This is great!!! Very funny :D Can someone tell what exactly it is? - the title of the song and author?
mgzelu 9 months ago
Ummm...
Jayfeather47 9 months ago
I love it... it just shows what happens with too much coffee.... :D
CadaBruja 9 months ago
BRB coffee.
troper45679 9 months ago
Oh, French people. So crazy... so awesome.
FullOtakuAlchemist 9 months ago
cuz... caffine immunitiy wouldn't kick in after the 10th cup of coffee...
holyhandgrenade3 9 months ago
Fucking Hardcore
kattykillfish 10 months ago
1:30 - 'Whike' i wait for the metro. LOL THE FRENCH
Dekcc 10 months ago
Tres bien merci....I love this love love love...
RachScriabin 10 months ago
It's CRAZY how caffeine-centric our world has become.
KibaThrowsPuppies 10 months ago
je ce stressfull!
69liberation 10 months ago
Omg I love his voice sooooo much :D
moldytoast56 10 months ago
nope sorry that was pcp
13garo31 10 months ago
Damn, I'm never gonna drink coffee again...
tamaraaa993 10 months ago
Wow, that guy seems stressed
Maybe he should unwind with a large cup of coffee...?
Icalasari 10 months ago 53
lol i feel like he does
onlyharu 10 months ago
this is great
NO0NEinparticular 10 months ago
Very funni video! :D Lets have another coffee
oulaukkeli 10 months ago
1:31 Whike i wait for the metro... Fail : ) And
/watch?v=UGtKGX8B9hU
is the original.
LordKronsell 10 months ago
wow crazy song
the779man 10 months ago
I bet this is a french commercial for 5 hour energy!
PingyRules55555 11 months ago
@PingyRules55555
nope it's just a video from Oldelaf et Monsieur D, a band now dead since 2010
annnanas1991 11 months ago
I will never start drinking that shit :) Unless it tastes good
Steelnavigator 11 months ago
Stop stealing Odelaf's work to claim it as your own fucktard.
lordzeppo 11 months ago
@lordzeppo he didnt say it was his, you fucktard
ShelbiLanders 11 months ago