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  • hhhhhhhhhhhaaaa, this song contains a message which is to be balanced and not exceed using anything uncluding coffee, thanks for the upload.

  • @Enyoiyourself /watch?v=UGtKGX8B9hU voilá :)

  • Too bad this is a reupload, anybody got the original?

  • the song is kindda addicting xDD

  • Utopiated Note: It is a well established *fact* that the moon was towed into place by Fields of the Nephilim after life was pan-spermiated by the H.I.A.

  • Why does his beloved have morning stubble?

  • does somebody know where to find the French lyrics?

  • Been on repeat for the last two days :P

  • COFFEE!!!!!!!

  • That was... abnormal. And not in a good way.

  • The fuck?....

  • i love the title 

  • caffeine is a hell of a drug?

  • @bcandpals no this video is a drug I cant stop watching O.o

  • lol we actually watched this in my french class. the entire class was sincerely freaked out by the end.

  • we saw this in our french class it was frickin halarioue

  • Guys, the obvious point of the video is that coffee is a drug and it can kill you if you're not careful. It's not a joke, be careful with this stuff.

  • My god, its a french version of me!

  • You never go ass to mouth.... I mean full retard.

  • after the 5th time watching this it made me sick !! i cant see smell or hear of cafe ! with out ..uhhhwoah .. um gagging yea

  • coool

    

  • Better than Justin Bieber.

  • I must watch this every morning, this guy on the video is just like me :D Great, awesome movie! :D

  • Crazy

  • im glad i don't like coffee...

  • this song, so. damn. catchy.

  • white tea ftw!

  • loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee it!

  • all i get is dioreu

  • That was fully retarded

  • I want to see the Decemberists cover this song.

  • You never go full retard

  • meth

  • This isn't normal...

    But on coffee it is.

  • Only the french....

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  • Starts Normal?

    Nothing french is normal.....

  • All i can say is....

    WTF

    -............-

    

  • And this is why the British drink tea! XD

    Bon!

  • Song is stuck in my head.

  • what.

  • You never go full retard.

  • awesome

  • coffee=secxy time

  • Yeah, so me.. cooooffeeeeeeeee

  • Gotta love a french roast...

  • You NEVAR go full retard

  • I don't see the "full retard" part of this animation.

  • @lyonlamb try the mirror then

  • @NecrolordGR I did, and the only thing I saw a handsome guy winking at me. Still don't see when this animation "goes full retard".

  • @NecrolordGR Try fuck you.

  • this is me in college

  • Just another day...

  • Viva Colombia y sus alcaloides ; )

  • 1:08 XDDDD

  • that why i dont drink coffe

  • I think this was so funny but scary at the same time. Because it shows what too much caffine can do to you. Time to think about decaf coffee, decaf tea and plenty of pure water. That dude is heading for a total breakdown so he will go from coffee to medications. I call that going from bad to worse.

  • @ISLAS13

    The song/video is called Le Café

  • name of the song?

  • LOL! I had to stop watching this at the coffee shop cause I started laughing like a mule.

  • Too violent for me. But great song and good animation :)

  • Um... I think I am similar to that guy,,,

  • I feel like this pretty often (coffee addicted, not french)

  • never go full retard

  • Absolutely genial! And the song is insanely addictive :D

    But the title is crap. Sorry, I had to say it.

  • If every cup of coffee was a doob I swear none of this woulda happened

  • lol this is hilarious :D

  • Wouldn't that much caffiene kill you

  • lol, it's a funny song with a correct translation :D

  • I wonder if the animators drank coffee as they made this?

  • Personally I think this is a great work of comedy.

  • mr cypres.

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  • requiem for a dream coffee version

  • what the fAk indeed

  • I like the part where he had coffee

  • @xXExilarXx hurdy hur hur hur

  • well......i'm off coffee for life XD

  • And so I drink tea

  • @FozzyOverload

    nope

    coffee... :)

    that keeps calm ;)

  • le fuck?

  • @theeWidow special thumbs up for using "le" correctly. Fucking reddit and 9gag.

  • I'm never gonna drink two cups of coffee a day 8-O

  • i'd like to see him do this with whiskey!

  • A great little story, good initiative to make English subtitles. However I feel it is not being really respected. Compressed very blurry, and if anything is retarded here, it's the title, moreso than the ending of the movie... What about just using the original: Oldelaf - Le Café ?

  • that's simply genial! C'est génial!

  • O-o

  • C'est génial !!! :D

  • i lol'd at the title for this

  • What would he be like if he had alcohol or something? How would he be worse than this!!! Haha!

  • I liked the part where he said coffee.

  • This is hilariously stupid, lol. :P

  • i go for a coffee now though

  • See! This is why I love France!

  • does anyone know where can I find the lyrics for this song? I listened to it while drinking my coffee and it woke me up better than my cup of coffee

  • This, gentlemen, is exactly why we never should lace cocaine in our coffee.

  • I the music when he's jumping around

  • Story of my life.

  • @xXExilarXx You must kill people often.

  • is this song available on itunes?

  • My sister showed me this. How? Her teacher put it on in French O.e

    This is so dope though :D

  • Dat language and Dat voice....mmmm

  • Coffee?! This guy's on cocaine!

  • 74 people did not have their Coffee in the morning.

  • WTF?

    

  • FUCK, BUT WHAT! WILL YOU STOP BOTHER ME! WHAT A STUIPID NIPPER!

  • @hmp22 yes thank you we all just watched the video

  • This is why the French are only allowed to drink wine in the morning!?!?!?

  • So that's what I look like to other people!

  • 74 people need to wake up with a nice cup of coffee.

  • See my secretary

    throw her out the window

    Meet an old lady

    bash her skull in

    Son asks me a question

    Kick him in the teeth

    Add "Like a boss" in between lines.

  • He... threw his secretary out the window, killed an old woman, and kicked his son.

    Well, as they say, coffee will KILL YA!!!

  • Now I'm not sure if I should drink coffee....what the hell, COFFAY!!!

  • imagine if he drank red bull

  • You never go full retard.

  • The original, higher quality version is at /watch?v=UGtKGX8B9hU

  • I was drinking a coffee while watching this...

  • @jimmyPain2121 me too...

  • this isn't reddit, you can't just post someone else's content with a different title and expect to have it get popular. Well actually apparently you can.

  • mmmhhmmm coffee sounds nice now

  • TWEEK

  • what the fuck.

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  • that guy needs to smoke a joint and chill

  • Requesting this video in HD! Thumbs up if you agree.

  • This would be my life, but this video's not in HD

  • never go full retard !

  • CYU-OFFE

  • it's centier, as in downtown centre, not "Sentier"

  • Full retard?  That was hilarious!

  • Reminds me of Soma.

  • 1:10 is where is goes full retard.

  • I smoke crack, and this happened to me.

  • You never go full retard.

  • haha i shall not drink coffee anymore !!!!!! LOL

  • COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • Coffee. Not even once.

  • and thats why i drink beer for breakfast

  • Cursing in French, so sexy xD

  • Looks like the french don't know how to handle their coffee.

  • The same thing happened to me.

  • moral is think coffee dont drink it

  • Give me coffee, or give me death

  • so remember kids dont get addicted to coffee

  • I liked the part...

  • I'd rather watch WheatysDiary episodes here on youtube.

  • never go full retard.

  • in the end i will probably turn into beer :]]

  • Who the hell has 14 days worth of coffee if that's all you're consuming? D:

  • 63 people dont like coffee

  • He drank so much coffee he TURNED INTO COFFEE!! Ahahahaha. :l

  • I wonder what happens when he runs out of Coffee Beans

  • @Zizumia1 When in doubt - Starbucks :D

  • This is great!!! Very funny :D Can someone tell what exactly it is? - the title of the song and author?

  • Ummm...

  • I love it... it just shows what happens with too much coffee.... :D

  • BRB coffee.

  • Oh, French people. So crazy... so awesome.

  • cuz... caffine immunitiy wouldn't kick in after the 10th cup of coffee...

    

  • Fucking Hardcore

    

  • 1:30 - 'Whike' i wait for the metro. LOL THE FRENCH

  • Tres bien merci....I love this love love love...

  • It's CRAZY how caffeine-centric our world has become. 

  • je ce stressfull!

  • Omg I love his voice sooooo much :D

  • nope sorry that was pcp

  • Damn, I'm never gonna drink coffee again...

  • Wow, that guy seems stressed

    Maybe he should unwind with a large cup of coffee...?

  • lol i feel like he does

  • this is great

  • Very funni video! :D Lets have another coffee

  • 1:31 Whike i wait for the metro... Fail : ) And

    /watch?v=UGtKGX8B9hU

    is the original.

  • wow crazy song

  • I bet this is a french commercial for 5 hour energy!

  • @PingyRules55555

    nope it's just a video from Oldelaf et Monsieur D, a band now dead since 2010

  • I will never start drinking that shit :) Unless it tastes good

  • Stop stealing Odelaf's work to claim it as your own fucktard.

  • @lordzeppo he didnt say it was his, you fucktard