CUZ IM JEWISH

[WebSerfa]

fuck jews



[AntiZionistFilms]

this guy kind of looks like a real life Beavis

[ClairezElectric]

OH WHOA I FORGOT I HAVE BAGELS IN MY POCKET

[POLSKARZECZPOSPOLIT]

My grandfather fought in Berlin in 1945, CUZ IM POLISH to all Nazis _I_ CUZ IM POLISH :)P

[wendymacmartinez]

Lol that was great facts but " Cus I'm jewish" got annoying lol

[itsAshPba]

卐 omg

[Bebbo1998]

lawl i found this hilarious...coz im jewish

[epicfail702]

everyone stop with the holocaust jokes, they're extremely offensive.

My grandfather died in the concentration camp Auschwitz.

One late night, he fell asleep and fell off the guard tower.

[raisebarhere]

@epicfail702 LOL

[raisebarhere]

@epicfail702 LOL

[Fr3akGamerFlipnote]

0:05 OH MY FUCKING GAWD!!!!! :O I showed this to my little cousin and he screamed at that part. ROFLMAO!!

[karezza6]

Adam, Eve, Abraham, Noah, David, Solomon & Moses are fictional.

[hannahr77]

@karezza6

and so are you

[karezza6]

@hannahr77

I am not fictional. I am in my bedroom in Belfast typing on my computer while watching Derren Brown on 4Music.

[gdeussing11]

@raisebarhere how do u do that?

[elecr0]

@raisebarhere now thats  just in poor taste

[seththewaterboy]

@raisebarhere lol fuck you

[doinworksonnnnn]

good god someone needs to beat your ass...

[missbrittaney1991]

fuck Jewish. hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xxemma78xX]

you look like bruno mars with the afro.. :)

[1kn0wl33tsp34k]

Someone in my German class actually thought Kwanzaa was a Jewish holiday.

[momozay243]

Your not Semetic, so your not Jewih! Sorry dude, tell all your non-Semetic friends too!

[megafoned]

fuck man. what is this

[MrWestonColleon]

Thanks for clearing this up man .. i always knew all this

[TheBadaii]

im a jewish but you are an idiot

[ilikepie7631]

you a small dick. CUZ UR JEWISH!!

[C2B1B]

dude realy u say cause im jewish way to much god dam ur anoying......yes i know i cant spell :)

[hershykiss2122]

Omg who the fuck cares who killed jesus... Hes not coming back... I almost died watching this video... Cuz im JEWISH!!!!<3... i really am:)

[ibrahim3d]

I'm an evil fucking bastard, Cuz I'm Jewish

[54m4rV1ll4]

He looks Mexican ! He's not Jewish !

[777Atheist]

@54m4rV1ll4 There are Mexican Jews you fucking ignorant fool.

[davidlanda15]

@54m4rV1ll4 sooo tht dnt mean hes not Jewish im Jewish and part Mexican and im orthodox jew! :D

[perdybirdie]

@54m4rV1ll4 mexicans can be jews too idiot...its a religion not a race

[Lintflas]

As for me, I'm evil, rude and I don't have any sense of humour CUZ IM GERMAN.

[teedeearr]

You look like a retard person

[BingoTheFoxyDog]

gay

[mloogmusic]

I don't get the celebrating Chanukah, Christmas, and Kwanzaa part. Why would a Jewish person do that?

[TheKawaiiCakes]

O...o he sounds like robin from batman!

[w41duvernay]

@jhanauey I didn't generalize anything. Its called history. Some of this came out as far back as the repartation issues of USA today newspaper all the way back around the year 2000. My biggest problem is that the actual decendants of the tribe of Judah heritage have been covered up by various whites, so that others could get away with calling themselves jewISH. The modern day decendants of the tribe of Judah were the decendants of the slaves taken away to the Americas. Read Duet 28:58.

[w41duvernay]

@jhanauey I didn't generalize anything. Its called history. Some of this came out as far back as the repartation issues of USA today newspaper all the way back around the year 2000. My biggest problem is that the actual decendants of the tribe of Judah heritage have been covered up by various whites, so that others could get away with calling themselves jewISH. The modern day decendants of the tribe of Judah were the decendants of the slaves taken away to the Americas. Read Duet 28:58.

[devila1980]

Most critical historians who agreed that Jesus was Jew are Jews themselves. You Jews want's to rule the world in every way, but from a shadow, sneaky!! No wonder no one likes since you exist!! and yeah you are so cheap that hurts!! I know your cousin Jew who reheat up her coffee next morning if she doesn't drink it all in the morning she made it!! hahahhaha I was like WTF, but yeah you Jews are not cheap at all!!

[rawree329]

rockin the Jewfro...

[redhat1231]

untrue

im jewish.

i hate bagels,not all jews are rich,i love becon and pulled pork,i tip,I have a small nose,the stereo type is all jews are rich,aldof hitler was germa,n ,(what's kwanza?)for themajority of my life i had a buzz cut,i domt allways carry a draidel,*what kind of jews are there?(asking you)* if youhave read the torah over 10 times then you have spent over 10 years reading hebrew,what does this mean?"שלום"???,*never been to a forign country,* and JEWS AREN'T CHEAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bullet4mehvalentine]

@redhat1231 It's a joke? He's being sarcastic...

[Bonkersoffthebat]

lmfao. 

[TheWoodstock2009]

WHHAT??WHAT IS THIS I WANT THAT DOLLAR!!!STUPID CHEAP SPENDING JEWS!!!

[BalletBecca]

I'm Jewish too!

[fudgecmq]

k... this video is crappy, the ideas are copied and the stereotypes aren't stereotypical/don't make sense/aren't even funny, but seriously guys? Hating on a religion? Do some research on your own and come back later. and yes atheism/agnosticism are religions. *sigh* what is this world coming to?

[lilmizj96]

watch how this guy is not even jewish

[09nabila]

Whats up with bagels?

[galdino533]

Seu canal é muito legal!!!

[Rose20133]

Watch 1:12 it bogus how hes gonna eat in our face.. now im hungry :(

[CjGerz11]

i feel sad for you bro CUZ

you had to get the penis off Sad face

[WooperDoodle123]

u shud giv me a dollar ive watchd this like 3 times and made it 2 the end

[deztructicus]

Fucking love that jewfro! xD

[readfreak2012]

What about bagels with lox? :)

[ma5rs]

ur just anoying not funny

[jackieisamonsterr]

Why is everyone saying Jews killed Jesus. Just in case you retards didnt know, Jesus was a Jew. In fact, he was a rabbi. Trust me I know, Im Jewish. Stop being ignorant and actually learn something.

[JuliusIsMe]

@jackieisamonsterr Im a jew. And of course jesus was jewish. I believe in the christ, and mohammed. Jesus was over thrown by the jesuits. The jews who pretend to be jewish.

[redhat1231]

@jackieisamonsterr

EXACTLY!!!!

[JuliusIsMe]

@jackieisamonsterr Jews did kill jesus. Jesus was jewish. So what?! I have nothing against jews. Im not really jewish because my dad is jewish but my mom isn't.

[0504814740]

@jackieisamonsterr Judaism disagreess with the idea that Jesus is the Christ and i read an article related about what you say and i remeber that what was said was that the people who study the Torah which is the JEWISH BOOK concluded that Jesus is Jewsih, so when the conclusion about Jesus being Jew coming from the Jewish book or a Jewish Person the conclusion is not solid i hope you are not offended

[0504814740]

@jackieisamonsterr Btw i also want to add that the most accurate way to find out wethear Jesus was Jewish or not is to ask or watch an interview with the biggest Christian pope or preist ....

[IsraeLJewish]

your father have over 70 banks cuz youre ashkenazi , not cuz your jewish

Although you don't really look like Ashkenazi..

[thekhowblogger]

- Why did these fucking Jews tried to kill Jesus Christ?? Why are they so much against Christianity and Islam???

[IsraeLJewish]

@thekhowblogge

first, the jewish didn't kill jesus

The Romans killed him and because the Romans converted to Christianity so every on say that the Jews killed him

and second, maybe we don't believe in crhristinity&islam, but we don't againt it

And contrast these religions, we dont try to convert anyone.

maybe in israel people hate only terrorist and israel's haters ever if they are jewish., and it's normal to hate who hate us

and if israeli say death to ALL arabs, it means that he's 13!!

[BennyBoyZinz]

@thekhowblogger we try kill jesus cos he mean and he not good. JK jesus was just pretend.

[78SuperWhite]

Pause at 0:05

[StabMeWithPencilss]

Jew fro <3 LOL

[Ozymondias99]

0:01 looks like charlie sheen at the beginning

[mrtundra45]

... hehehe i got a GOOD one:

"I killed Jesus Christ... cuz im Jewishh!!!"

[bmbdez]

Give back Palestine :(

And stop killing children and women.

Stop kicking muslims out of Jerusalem.

Stop building  settlements for jew on our land or what left of it.

thats no stereotypes thats fact.

Now i know you don't have anything to do with all this but your country dose.

[IsraeLJewish]

@bmbdez

You live in an illusion

[iamsallyally]

@bmbdez 1/4 of jeruselem is muslem when i went we herd them pray om a mega phone so muslems are not being kicked out of jeruselem

[BennyBoyZinz]

@bmbdez ummm ill sum it up in an equation?

Jew=Jew

Zionist=Zionist

Jew doesn't equal Zionist.

i got a C in maths but you get my point.

[bmbdez]

@BennyBoyZinz i agree :)

[kiril1]

@bmbdez, you, the arabs, get out of Mesopothamia(todays Iraq), Egypt(Land of Copts, not arabs), than I'll think, what to do with your Palestinae.

In two words: fuck off.:)

[Brownkneez972]

180 people are fucking Racists

[mazaratill]

You can't spell "Jew" without "ew"

[Brownkneez972]

@mazaratill you cant say HELL without mizaratill

[BennyBoyZinz]

@mazaratill and you can't spell muslim without uslim. whats your point?

[BennyBoyZinz]

@mazaratill and you can't spell muslim without uslim. whats your point?

[NVgen]

I only eat foods that are kosher is a stereotype? Isn't it a requirement of the religion?

[Dc13542]

@NVgen Yes it is. And Jews are NOT cheap. They are also required to give at LEAST 10% of what they make to charity.

[talara18]

You look kinda chinese



[mrtundra45]

@talara18 its cuz hes a mongol turk khazar..... he has most likeley asian, african, and european DNA.

[Vilppy]

The video froze at 0:05... Scared the shit out of me

[slickmadisyn]

BAAGEEEEEEEEELS.

[xxintervention1]

Cuz am scottish Whats up littleradges wee cuz

[shinysweetpotato]

SCREW U! I hate you. How would you like it if someone made fun of you?

[hapyeye]

i hate jews

[PrettyLittleMe18]

@hapyeye why?

[ProGoyim]

You are annoying as hell.

CUZ YER JEWISH!!!

[PrettyLittleMe18]

@ProGoyim uh... no.

[SpeakMyMind500]

i like bagels and im not jewish.

[KiraVicious]

jews killing palestinians :)

[PrettyLittleMe18]

@KiraVicious not really.

[KiraVicious]

@PrettyLittleMe18 pigs

[BoyChibi]

but wasnt jesus a jew?

[KiraVicious]

@BoyChibi palestinian

[BoyChibi]

@KiraVicious oh sorry

[cuccioloa7]

Really funny!!!!

[ordude123]

ahahahhaa i laughed so hard when he said cuz im jewish the first time.

[shadowofears]

if israel is the cream of Jewish nation then sorry there is nothing good about Jews to appreciate about.I do hv respect for liberal jews that were scientists & doctors

[mrtundra45]

JEWS = EVIL PEOPLE KILLED JESUS CHRIST

[ALiLJonny]

@mrtundra45 ARE YOU GAY, AND RETARDED?

[mrtundra45]

@ALiLJonny Jews killed Jesus! very sad :(

[Aynenflow]

@jhanauey

So they missed the call by the government then?!

[Aynenflow]

@jhanauey

Im jewish cos none of us DIED in the world trade centre.

Im jewish cos im the big power... u can see my curly hair in ocean drive. (south beach)

My motto is Save Money and Kill the all muslims at the beach no matter if they are woman or kid.

Im sooooooooooooo GREEDY and i love it!!!..

[777Atheist]

Is it true that you Jews were wandering around the desert for 40 years because you lost a quarter ? Sorry I heard this from a friend I just want to make sure.

[baaboo999]

oh wait ok...maybe not only at 0:01 to 0:04

[baaboo999]

holy crap! you look like Dr. Heiter from the Human Centipide!!! :O

[freeqwerqwer]

this guy ain't funny

[bratyasmin]

dude ur nose really is big !!! but thts okay

[VhUgGz]

I thought Jews spoke Yiddish. Or am I just stupid x-D

[nognilk]

@VhUgGz that's just mashugana!!

[sabrom]

how are you the born jew? they had color written in the bible,and you are red faced and look european and christ came through a people that were from a tribe judah and the 12 tribes of isreal all had color so where do you so calle jew-ish pertain too that it is you who are the jew if you dont look like anything thie bible speaks about on his chosen people when in fact you look more like the edomites in GENESIS 19:21-26

[thematyr123]

dude you wrer just gay and your face errrr,i like some jews im musluim its known muslims hate jews but there are some who are innocent and btw you copied qwertyfshag!but your one was just gayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[Aynenflow]

I KILL PALESTINIANS, COS I'M jewish.

[Na9rawi87]

You know you look like John C. McGinley.

[wannie822]

Damn it...now i want a bagel

[zooropah82]

'cos your'e ANNOYING !!!

[papertreegun]

pathetic attempt at humor

[marcvscruz]

gayer than spongebob..

[prettyblackwomen1]

The best part was the holocaust thing...but if you really want to talk Jewish stereotypes you should have mentioned the whole "jews control everything" one and you should have been a little more greedy...maybe rub some money all over your face and body and then kiss the dollar bills.

[Dudename1229]

CUZ I AM JEWISH!!!!!!!!! FUCK! OK! WE GET IT! GOD DAMNIT! I watch this video for the first 30 seconds and I couldnt stand it!

[Dudename1229]

Nazi+Jew=Hitter

[aquaholic1004]

Hahahaha u forgot "I go to Hebrew all and inhale the eraser" yeah that's my herbrew skl...chhhhhhhhh! Cuz I'm Jewish!

[w41duvernay]

I wonder if your daddy bank money came from buying up the slave insurance policies like a lot of the AZKanzi jewISH people did back in the day. By the way, you JewISH people were the primary slave traders for 200yrsby the way. And when you got caught doing it, you would blame it on the spanish, the dutch, etc.

[904xxiGhost]

@w41duvernay Good job using wikipedia.

[w41duvernay]

@904xxiGhost It wasn't wilkepedia. Try "Tony Martin history" on Utube. He is a history professor of Westly college. Great utube videos.

[904xxiGhost]

@w41duvernay I'll check it out.

[w41duvernay]

@904xxiGhost That's good. If you can't find it, I have it on my UTube site. At least you won't stick your head in the sand.

[VhUgGz]

@w41duvernay What's wrong with that?

[sophielovespink07]

@w41duvernay shut your mouth and learn something before you go on here and make yourself sound stupid

[w41duvernay]

@sophielovespink07 Read what I just typed to minibain. Ijust don't have the time to repeat myself over and over again. YOU really should read more history and the hebriac scripture that the bible is based on. TOO much TV and the twitter and the various electronic devices that you've played w/ have made you dumber.

[w41duvernay]

@sophielovespink07 What do you object to specifically? do you think that you are "jewISH" too.

[minibain81]

@w41duvernay you anti semetic fuck...keep talking shit...jews have taken down empires i wonder what they could do to a pussy bitch like u

[eminemfanMM]

@minibain81 u havent your people have they have also killed jesus and jesus was a jew wow how smart

[w41duvernay]

@minibain81 I dare you to get the books "The invention of the Jewish people" and "13th tribe by Arthur Koestler ( who is a jewISH person). The reason the Kazarian people became jewISH to get out of a situation that they had when they were in their nation (the Kazar empire). It was around the 7th century. These JewISH people were taught by the reminate of the Hebraic civilation (after the Romans drove most of the original Hebrews out of Isreal into Africa). Try "Hebrewish of West Africa" book

[ValiantM16]

@w41duvernay Fuck you. Learn your facts you ignorant moron. Idiot.

[w41duvernay]

@ValiantM16 I do know the facts. I read an properly translate the bible. I also read history. The truth is starting to come out know. You whites are NOT God's people. You crackers are in big trouble. When you see the US invade Syria and burn up Damascus, bend over back wards and kiss your Edomite as goodbye. It's going to be a big shock for you to see various spanish and blacks hauling down to Dimonia Isreal to see a Hebraic messiah.

[ValiantM16]

@w41duvernay And it took you this long to right a comeback. Smart. So you black people are so loved by god? LOL. You are an idiot and are only making yourself look like a fool. Just shut the fuck up. Not going to reply to idiots Patheic... by the way, hide behind the safety of your computer more. BITCH. POR FAVOR. KTHXBAI

[w41duvernay]

@ValiantM16 If you want to argue break out your tora. I will be more than happy to bust you over the head w/scripture. I now have full time access to a new laptop. Hey, stop counting how much money you made, and accept the challenge.

[BennyBoyZinz]

@w41duvernay umm. you say you like he actually did it? prick.

[w41duvernay]

@BennyBoyZinz I didn't say that he did it, but his ancestors did it. Guess who's got to pay that bill? You and your boy. book of Obadiah 18 "..., and the house of ESAU for stubble, and they shall kindle in them; and there shall not be ANY remaining of the house of Esau; for the Lord hath spoken it". Hey dummy go type in a search engine "Esau" or wilkepedia. Come out and play.

[w41duvernay]

You are not jewISH. What is the ISH for? It is a suffix for to be like. One of your own wrote a book. An Aurthur Koestler wrote a book called the "13th tribe". It simply says that the only way u jewISH people could be from the Hebriac civilation (the tribe of Judah) their would have to been 13 tribes. There was only 12 tribes. You should read duet 28 chapter, it lets the decendants of Jadah were the slaves taken from West Africa.

[euanboy15]

wow copyin cuz im scottish vid....original dude

[904xxiGhost]

Hmm... skipped through the video and somehow only hit the "CUZ IM JEWISH" parts...

[CrazyNative4]

dude are you gay?

[CrazyNative4]

cause "i'm jewish" part is a bit annoying !

[PatrickHanibal]

Yes so jews have ugly noses but us greeks are the ones with huge noses ok mate remember that we are renown for our noses.

[PatrickHanibal]

Wow man that was amusing video but first of all there is no stereotype about jews being fault for holocust everyone knows it was hitlers fault only dumbass ayran brotherhood and neo nazis think that jews are fault and what the hell is a dradel and by the way im greek and i love bagels as well especially with bacon on it and eggs and aioli sauce and you jews dont have particularly big noses you just have fucking munted up ugly noses like strysan and yes you are all tight asses. Whats kosher mean

[destined2bebossy]

No you my friend are SEXY!!!

[papapap7]

I GO TO PALESTINE LIKE ALL THE TIME

CUZ IM ARAB LOL

[thesidewindersleeps]

If ur Grandparents/Parents are yiddish speaking russian/europeans, then ur NOT Jewish, ur a kike and a phoney. Read your history you cocksucking pedophiles

[ronny22]

@thesidewindersleeps

true it was mentioned in our history class at college