Batman-Mr. Freeze Puns!

[megamovieman101]

The editing was so COOL!

[HMSaph]

The Nostalgia Critic's review of this movie was fant-ice-stic.

[JClesexsymbol]

Cox

[TheInstantClassic1]

Me: Hey Freeze, what god do you believe in?

Freeze: FREEZE-US Christ!!!

[ZOMBIETH44]

ICEdalavista baby

[TheMassaCreature]

LUWL

[WhoElseButKris]

These comments are killing me.

[AliceSonicGundamFan]

WHUT KELLED TEH DINAZAURS? TEH AIEZ EGE!!!

[GothamCity2100]

lol

[xazncarnu7x]

This is one of the few movies where I actually wanted the bad guy to win.

[KingCondorIII]

You forgot the classic "Adam,and EVIL!" part

[CMakaveli91]

Even Freeze had nipples in this movie!

[25naga]

who plays mr freeze

[AliceSonicGundamFan]

@25naga Arnold Schwarzenegger



[danceAtWill]

2:35 AAARRRNNNGGGHH



[SharpCarsMan]

This was the worst batman ever...Batman is supposed to be Ominous and a guy that doesnt come out in public...In this batman he fucking goes to partys and shit hahaha its so cheesey lol

[RimboBobo]

His head's absolutely baldic.

[RimboBobo]

'Tis the freezin'.

[RimboBobo]

More puns? No sweat.

[RimboBobo]

Cool puns.

[RimboBobo]

His voice makes my blood run cold.

[RimboBobo]

Icy what you did there.

[RimboBobo]

Snow more to this film than the puns.

[RimboBobo]

Ice pie with my little eye some food: icebergers.

[RimboBobo]

He's got good glacial awareness for a man his size.

[RimboBobo]

Those puns I've just made were just the tip of the iceberg.

[RimboBobo]

This video's good but the others are glacier.

[RimboBobo]

Good puns in this film: absolute zero.

[RimboBobo]

Stone cold punner.

[RimboBobo]

Chill two birds with one stone.

[RimboBobo]

Into it to winter it.

[RimboBobo]

If he gets an erection, it's his south pole.

[colmhearne]

Why wasn't Arnold Schwarzenegger ever cast as Bane?

[Bobzeaux]

@colmhearne

An Austrian playing a Central American? I'm not buying it. *lol*

[Catface2781]

I find that most unlikely. Haha! ^^

[cosmiccountrynoir]

Always winterize your pipes.

[ckyer1414]

the METHinator

[MovieDoctorful]

Vat keelled da dinosaurs....DA ICE AGE!!!!

[timtwoface]

To be fair, some of these lines...like, VERY FEW...are actually good in a poetic way or just for the wow factor. But most of them are just garbage.

[MyTubeIsBetter20]

You forgot, "Take two of these, and call me in the morning".

[imawesome2455]

whats up with the ass in these movies

[shophet125]

@imawesome2455 The director is gay and a leather fetishist.

[KyleMarcum]

Mr. Freeze disliked this

[videozfann]

@KyleMarcum or Michael Keaton disliked, lol!

[liampottie]

You are not sending me to da cooola

[electric5457]

batman looks constipated at 00:47

[klazw]

At least Uma Thurman was hot back then.

[navylaks2]

Mr freeze is so cool he's ice cold

[chargerfan333]

frost giant?

[Jadesfilthyshoes]

''What killed the dinosaurs? The ICE AGE!!!!!''

[TheGuyWhoReviewGames]

time for you to CHILL.

[AdrianRPrado]

STAY COOL BIRD BOY! CAN YOU BE COLD BATMAN!!!

[Bunker123P]

Everyone must watch this video with the snow flake turned on.

[Nicole31193]

Ilovethbatman

[xDXPxJOEx456x1]

its so horrible its hilarious

[JReed1985]

I will admit Bird boy was a funny pun, it just got so carried away with the puns always relating to ice, winter and cold. 

[lantionl]

ahaha i prefer the new version of batman :P

[Densleywale]

Big WTF moment at the beginning. Why do we have to see Batman's crotch shots and Dick Grayson's little Robin.

[TheFunnyguy9000]

butt in the beginning

[Chenstrm]

Joel Schumacher should play videogames like Batman Arkham Asylum and Arkham City. That s how the world from Batman comix should look like.

[Chenstrm]

this movie was a bad joke

[88Anesthetize]

Utterly dreadful and yet absolute gold?

[nerdrage96]

And the "winter" of the worst puns ever is mr freeze

[killer92173]

Mr. Freeze: "What killed the dinosaurs? The ice age!!!"

Me: "Fuck you!!!"

[DannyEnglish100]

Mr Freeze: what killed the dinosaurs? The ice age

Random Christian: There was no such thing as dinosaurs

[billlawry64]

Freeze: What Killed The Dinosaurs The Ice Age

Batman: No It was a meteorite you dumbass

[jodetert]

@billlawry64 A meteorite that changed the continental drift which caused an Ice age, in which cold blooded Creatures such as Dinosaurs could not survive, said meteorite would have to be a quarter of the size of Earth to wipe out an entire species. Just saying :p

[Apollomasque]

@jodetert

DE EYES HAIGE!

[thetrisingr12]

what killed the dinosaurs

THE ICE AGE

[TheHulkfan]

I am the only one wich likes his puns?

[legofreak86]

@TheHulkfan no i think they are prety good specially the one about talking in the movie

[SirWillig]

could anybody get the character of freeze more wrong?

[RussRockeScientist]

Cool party!

[DARQMX]

batSKATES. lol

[chancy319]

This movie had so much gay innuendo in it, it was ridiculous.

[IXBlackoutXI1]

@chancy319 because the director was gay!

[joshflitterfan]

I love how they chose Arnold to play Mr. Freeze. He scared the crap out of me in this movie, and I totally believed he was the bad guy......of course, the moments with him and laura were a bit touching, but still........

[GameStation3]

And to think this guy became one of our governors.

[mythrilmecha]

Revenge... is a dish served cold.

[mythrilmecha]

Frosty!

[mythrilmecha]

Let's kick some ice.

[johnnyhorror92182]

"FREEZE IN HELL, BATMAN!!!!"

[vinsanity3510]

wtf is he smokin a joint??

[xxrubendudexx]

hahaha the batsuit has nipples



[mikedonn71]

@xxrubendudexx Read what Clooney said about that. He says that he and Chris ODonell intentionally played up the homoeroticism of Batman and Robin as an ironic joke. They wanted the movie to flop. Poison Ivy was hot though.