Diary of a Filipino FOB

[allswellbro]

Holy crap man! Money das nut gru on tris! Holy crap man!!!!!! LOL

[JiggyBeast1017]

pek pek



[popcorn]

put a litol bit of i-fort rather dan putting a li-tol bit of money, see? gud as new!

[AMUletVocaloid4278]

I-I tink dat, since I came here to da estates, I-I I pind dat alot of d americans her... ah, dey ar berry wasteful, yeknow?

[ilovebayarea]

lol crazy shit!!!!!!

[levlinks24]

yeah youre right. is berr har to make leebeeng..what the fuck man?.got throat cancer or something?

[levlinks24]

yeah. you get so sensitive when it comes to monetary issues because you aint got none.

[levlinks24]

yeah."with a little bit of effort, i can fix my slippers over and over again. even if i am walking in the mall, i will bend over and show my ass just to fix my already broken slippers. and when i am at the beaches of miami, i can always bend over and show my ass, and all i need is a bikini like what them hot girls have on'em."

[1d0ntc4r3]

touchblue ftw lol

[PinoyDirbvGx44]

Hahahaha Holy crap,Calm Down

[angelbeast73]

Hahah! Love it! Beri punny haha!

[arcanistic2]

Your fuckin' accent is spot on! Mabuhay ka, pare! Hah hah hah hah!

[tubedude101]

yuck your accent stinks

[citywitch25]

hahahaha!! funny

[myiphonerocks3gS]

Funnnnnnny! More....!

[PoppinJazzY]

HUUULLYY CRAP!!

haha...

good point though..

5*

[patr3ck]

His fake accent is slippin once in a while.

[yancee24LOL]

this is the true filos accent trying to speak english.. i love this video and it's message.

[lefticityatSF]

good shiit bruh.. lolll

[mcaj29]

HAHAHA! you really make sense and the on purpose accent is funny xD

[rrarrimalion]

Marry me. We will make some beautiful pinay and pinoy children.

[erickaie]

love this guy, his point is stop being a narrow minded filipino!

[lim1tBroK3N]

"you know.. I can still jamp and jamp" LUL !

[Chefsam2563]

Madapackin  punny!

[borntopaz]

hahaha

[spicytalksfil]

Hehehe

[tsuchiya22]

LOL..ur rilly funny//

[jealouzbabe4u]

Hahahah have u been smokin pot lately hahahhahaha ... That was funny

[tant3ng12]

ulol

[unvmandy]

Wow, That sounds just like my Mother..or Mudder! You kids du NOT uhprsheeate no money. I got to work hard ,Mendy..My name is MANDY

[WreckingCr3w]

holee krap maaan ahahahahahahahaha !

[franzken]

putngina nkakatawa lol

[TwilightAddict1495]

LOOOL HAHAHAH.

[mathsquadforlife]

lolololololol so funny

[aldencipriano]

lol this is not his real accent

[MasterDragonfableX]

Good Jub Main i ment Good job man

XD

[destroyer087]

dees is so panny

[stefharder]

haha. ayos sa tsinelas a

[rawkicks64]

lol this video is hilarious but i'm a fillipino too so really should i laugh

[hotrodwoohoo1224]

hahaha that was actually funny! I usually think fake Filipino fob accents are annoying as hell but that was funny.

[xearcbai190]

holy crap man...... lolsz=))

[aniixbaby]

LMAO. OMG.

[banksjr444]

hahahahah

[phia7887]

morevids? lol

[PinoiiKids]

ahah good job.

-Jay`b

[bigtittiesinmyface]

all i hab to do is put a little bit of effort radder dan putting in a little bit of money,and oh! see good as new, these americans here tink money grows on plants?!?

[racingisfun]

vurry sensitib lawl...

[Blueknightex]

You need help from Half Filipinos my friend. M

[cadiebear]

totally fake accent!

[copyrightdaisy]

ROFL.

niice.

[lanzjoshua]

Hey! We want some more of this, man! You are sooo funnyyy! Why don't you come up with a longer sequel to this---and with some really pinoy stuff. If you do, I bet you'll be the next pinoy superstar on youtube next to Charice! heheh....

[HellfireImmortal]

Americans have no I idea what they have. I should know I live in the U.S. Most don't care what hard-working people like you go through they just want their dinner and a paycheck. BUT no matter how tamad Americans are just be proud you come from a noble country and live a noble life. Get through another day and retain your pride many have lost.

[iBoooooored]

get that fuck outta here dude

[xoxovanessa08]

HAHAHAHAHAH holy crap man!

[kuyapanda]

hahahaaha he sounds like apu or kumar from harold and kumar...holy shit !!!! hahah

[althea1]

putangina nakakatuwa naman. hella funny.

[sugarkisses1202]

sad.. :(

[ishawn0]

hahahahahhahahahhah!!!!!!!!hah­ahah!!

libing

[aegirl774]

hahhahaha!!!

so high-larious!!

watch my vids.

[LitoDaBossOfDa863]

lol "Money Does Not Grow In Plants!"

hahaha

so FOB

[BloddCombo]

well now it seems to have gone back to happy happy comments lol

[BloddCombo]

at the beginning of these comments, everything is like "HILARIOUS" or "funny shit foreals" but the some guy with the screen name of "gangstur" just had to say "fuck the americans! go filipinos!!" and it started a chain reaction of peeps of all ages bashing on each others races. really, just watch the video, laugh, or if you dont like it, watch another video. just sayin. =)))

[realtalkjohnny]

not really a FOB accent.

[weedashtray]

F U C K Y @ U... Mga Fil-Am hambog.....

[bubblesz27]

OMG HILARIOUS!

i loved it.

thats so going on my favorites.

haha,

i get my fob moments sometimes..,

even tho im "white washed?"

[j0rdan23wade3]

fucking hilerous

[sweetkitkat302]

u sound like lance krall

[xXHeartiesXx]

im proud of being pinoy :)

[einnodnozid]

hmmm... your message is good but your accent doesnt sounds like a fil-am. you sounded like an indian. lol!!...

[mizzballer7]

HAHAHAHA HOLY CRAP MAN!

[bittertea]

lol

[happyboi7]

Yawn...

No wonder you get racist remarks =_=

[krishmukkah]

Actually, this is quite a satirical way of trying to make light of poverty in the Philippines.

Racist individuals (perhaps like yourself) look at this and think we deserve to be belittled.

[vantoten]

hehehe ang tanda na ata ng boses eh bata pa pala ang nagsasalita hehe, hindi ko lang nagets saan napasok ang carabao

[mixednuts312]

.......???????????????

[LaIslaBonita79]

hahahah ok ka lang?

tek ker da carabao....payter ud ka pre!!!

cool though Peace!!!

[tinee7liverpool]

Pare, alam kong gusto mong magpatawa pero medyo OA at medyo nakaka-banas. Pero kung palita mo yung plot ng biro baka mabenta pa.

peace out.

[MSLEETA]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[J3ppoy]

HUWWAAAT! lmao funnie

[gagamba98]

hahahhaa dis is funni talaga!

[dapunkof1975]

PWAHAHAHAH!!!

[01babyxflip]

LMFAO XD

[Iheartanirac]

you sound like my grandpa lol

[kingkals1]

way beter than the other FOB royal or whatever...

[jdinong]

Put a little bit of effort instead of putting a little bit of moneyyy!!! hahahaha.

[shelumiel]

TIK KIR DA CARABAW

[81tokits81]

This is funny shit!!

[RA5678]

holy crap man. HAHAHAHAHAHA

[wilhelmina24]

lol. that was funny

[mrsSARIN]

hahhahha its sso cuteeee nakakatuwa!!! nice video loved it!!

[M3SoHorn3y]

hottie

[Bannaclip]

holy crap man money does not grow in plants. holy crap man i just get more sensitve when it comes to money issues. lol man.

[inlavako08]

LOLx..

[Isual]

that last part. just so wanna tadyak his muka. ahahaha.

[babykae827]

haha. nice vid. props dude.

[niclauz]

what does FOB stand for?

[BanditFlame]

Fresh of the boat

[PinoyDucky]

HOLY CRAP MAN, MONEY DOES NOT GROW ON PLANTS!!!!!

lol

[NatedonHate]

This is hella funny but then again, its the truth, teachers should start telling kids to be careful and to not be wasteful of what you buy. Use money wisely. My grandma always say but I personally think is stupid but as i grow, her words grow with me and i understand. American born people sometimes do not understand the hardwork of their families has been like from their native countries. Funny and sad at da same time. Solution: Help One Another and don't be selfish

[Aldigwapo22]

HAhahaahh

[limegre3n18]

whooo...punny,& for u americans all the things he said,its really true in the philipes

its hard to make a living hats why tons of asians came to america

[NatedonHate]

Yeah because of all the corruption in each country due with power and money. Its not all about the money, its about helping each other out but most people do not understand and do not try because i don't know why. Wish i can convince people. its not just asia either, everybody, every country. Asia and africa i think is a pretty big problem

[digitalangel03]

.to da estates

.i payn dat

.put a little bit ob ifort

>>>>go fuck urslef..!

[lyricalstyles]

just put a little bit ob eeeefort

[dethsino]

i bet u cant tell that u cant tell that if all filipino stayed in philippines and not even making word like fob

[chubssochubby]

I cant read that. and Fob, refers to Fresh Off the Boat, which means any newcomer to a country, not just Filipinos.

[Skull945]

FILIPINO PRIDE bitchESS

[dianeyap11]

bury wasteful. :)) :))

[marnieiscool]

funny but true

[carbine23]

LOLNESS BRO!!!!! XD

[bjpfajardo59]

shut up all of u saying fucking stuff about filipinos

[cuTeiShjuLiE]

stop being rascist..

eww your feet have fungi..

your cute but a bitch..

[hellokittyluvar]

svlirio2001 stopp being racist i like it and your soo racist what you like we dont so FACe it and if you dont like it THEN DONT FREKING WATCH

[svlirio2001]

Filipinos have small dicks

[xexpiredmilkx]

...gtfo.

[dralq]

Their small dicks are harder than your limp dick.

[almazan227]

Wow.. youre really gay. =]

[UnForgiVenOnE543]

"all you have to do is put in a little bit of EEEEEFort" dude lmao!

[askalice1234]

shut yer ass

[randyluvshiphop]

ur good bro. very good! lol

[NatedonHate]

Haha, hella old but hella funny, carabao, plant rice, yeaaah TRUE FILIPINO DIARY!!!

[mangisda]

hahaha that gave me a good laugh!

[svlirio2001]

fuck you whoever made this vdeo...i hope you die and go to hell...i hope you turn into a shooter and the whole world will curse u...you freaking fb idiot..go back to your province..

[aznpinoy666]

i dont get how someones mad at this persons race when he/she is subcribed to kapamilya

[kimburrlayy]

fuck you bitchh

[Leesiulong28]

Go fuck yourself.

[supahflypnay510]

holy crap man!!!

[supahflypnay510]

r u pretending... if so that was hella funny!!!!!!!! holy crap!!!!!!

[lilcrayzee22]

MONEY DOES NOT GROW ON PLANTS MAN! holy crap man, holy crap!

[dORkEt101]

proud to be a fillipino!thats true americans think that money grows on trees holy crap!man holy crap!

[ThatLoserHead]

ahahhaha. this is funny.

[meganmarie1111]

He speaks da truth! All da Americans think dat money grows on plants!  Holy crap man holy crap!

[islandwarrior14]

dat is a TRUE filipino!!

[leafninja13]

haa. HOLY CRAP, MAN! ipport

[chu2cool]

yah yo uneed to work on da accent a lil bit jus follow ur lola around and copy her lol

[bbmm1598]

dont be racist im azn filipino and im not racist

[xnathanielx108]

you gotta addmid that is prtty wierd (even though im filo)

[AZNxBanMido]

lol go to the site it shows more, nd this vid was just a lil of it >.<

[panda2flip]

lol, money does not grow in plants

[Laur0sie]

Yes, it is hard to make a libbing.

[ohgoodlord]

hella funny. pretty cute too.

[asianbumz]

good job balut

[limegre3n18]

hheheheh .....helz yah

[bjpfajardo59]

hehe! holy crap man..lolz..ang funny! u rock terry maddox!

[jamieusn40]

Putang ina mo gago...I'm not mexican...Umuwi ka na lang sa manila at malimos ng piso gago...haahaa...fucking fob flips...You fuckers deserve to drown in the same water you bathe in...Get an education and learn proper english you poor fucking immigrants...Educate yourselves you dipshits...Go home to Manila and eat dog or cat siopao you brown fucking poor immigrants...get an education you brown fucks

[pjthegr8t]

wow jamieusn40...Thats a pretty half assed attempt to diss filipinos with your ignorant bullshit about how we dont speak correct english and we eat dogs. Whether you were just bored and found time to take out filipino fobs or really meant it, the point is nobody fucking likes it

[jasxpioneer]

I like it. ^__^ Try to have fun.

[jasxpioneer]

Sheesh...SoMeOne's getting mad for nothing...

[taddyboy]

You know, that is exactly what all Filipinos are doing. Some of us have education, and some of us don't because we're too poor. And, we have the children that do the translation for us. I'm sorry you feel that way, besides this video was only meant for entertainment.

[jayboogie7]

jamieusn40 STFU how cares how my nation talks leave us alone! u have no right to tell us how we speak. do i come to ur house and make fun of ur accent so shut up

[bianca0793]

ahaha. he's so right. money doesnt grow on plants. haha

[jamieusn40]

You fucking flips need an education...you fucking immigrants...

[blackchristmas7]

If you were to date back to your ancestors' time you would find yourself silly, to put in the nicest words. Your ancestors were immigrants. Also if you did not like this video nor the race in it, you had no right to insult our race. That was completely unnecessary.

[ohgoodlord]

your like a wet shit.

i need to get rid of you.

FAGLET.

[taddyboy]

i feel sorry that you existed =(

[monsiee]

that's a horrible filipino impression...

[cutiee07]

What a stupid bum spazz.

[bendeliza18]

LMAO! hahahahahahahaha dayum hooolie krap! hahahahahahha

[Unclejulius87]

what the fuck does FOB means?

[sumn3r]

fresh off the boat

[gimmeulo]

hoo bill

why you mad for?

[Bill20158]

no am not.

[Bill20158]

damn american-born-child, asian-american stereotyping Filipinos. you would sound like that too if your mother and father weren't as fortunate enough to have you born in a first world country.

so u have been americanised, that doesn't mean u got to stereotype filipinos cos u think they are funny and foreign to u.

[dende432]

funny daw? weh!

[trippenhate]

ur stoopid dipshit~~!!!!!! fuck you

[pepperpinay]

lmao.. that is funny !

[engros]

HA LOL

[iamthegreatest1]

All I have to do is put a little bit of Efort instead of a little bit of money.... HAHAHAHAH

[OmGzXX]

he reminds me of my uncle, always yelling at me when i spend too much. (im filipino as well)

[triad36]

ahahahah!!!! that was great!

"I mean i can still do that. i can still you know jump up and down jump you know"

LMAO!

[hoochthepooch07]

OMG that is classic. We like. Filipino fresh of the boat. Excellent. :-) You do us proud

[Bill20158]

hoochthepooch07, please try not to refer to Filipinos with the label as "FOBs". just refer to us Filipinos as Filipino would do.

[BERMUDAMA]

HAHAHAH i used to talk like dat wen it was my 3 months her in cali.nice video.

[Tidus24]

american accent lumalabas. hahaha well done very funny

[juicybabby]

lmao:)

[ep2meofh8]

rex navarette wannabe! hahah. funny tho!

[x99PrObLeMZ]

put a liittle bit of eport rather than putting a little bit ob money

[rucallinmegay]

fudge hes hot

[whaaatdotheyknow]

fob = fresh of the boat

[kyutiguy]

you should make another one like this lolz, make it a series! lol

[FiLiPiNogAnGsTa4LyFe]

HOLY CRRRAP....LMAO

[snoepzz]

OKAAAY WHAHA my mommy is from the philipines an its just sooo frigin funnny 2 hear them speak english man ya knwo ROFLMGO

[bobielaine]

holy pak

[Jaymeegee]

dad? oh...