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  • Pick up girls as gay guys!

  • 1:39 BOOIAKA BOOIAKA !!!

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  • pick up girls as Dr Phill

  • @BudgyProductions

    what the hell dude

  • I have warts....HOGWARTZ

    lmao

  • "I have like a half blood prince going on down there right now" ahahahahahaha xD

  • 1:32 im gonna stick my wand into your diagon alley!!! LOL

  • pick up girls as girls

  • I like the way they list the references as though anyone would see this video and think "Yes, yes, this is what I aspire to. Such is how I wish to live my life,".

  • me neither

  • pick up girls referencing fear and loathing in las vegas!

  • pick up girls with an arrow in the knee.

  • @Culturealimprovement youre a fag

  • @TNAngIe '?

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  • girl at the end is here

    /user/NotTodayBish

  • Pick up girls... literally.

  • pick up girls as starwars nerds!!!

  • pick up girls dressed as vampires from twilight.....: level : EASY...Challange accepted:Y/N

    

  • 3:13 Justin Beiber xDDDDD GAYYY

  • In millimetres, well spoken.

  • warts...hogwarts...lmfao

  • Pick up Girls as homeless guys.

  • 2:57 DARK MARKET aka..... muahahahah

    

  • 3:18 MEDICAL KUSH DOCTOR! on the black & green board to the right... this has to be in california

  • does jesse try to make everything awkward cause it fucking funny

  • Pick up girls as gangsters

  • @StayTrueBeforeIDie

    @undertaker0517

    The best suggestions I had ever read.

  • I'm pretty sure this is san diego.

  • @Maraxusofk Venice Beach, LA

  • What do you tell a girl after sex??

  • 1:29 DAT CULO....

    O_O

  • @Jamsessionroom1337 the one in red has some tities, you can just tell from the back

  • Wait wtf damn playlist autoplay -_-

  • KLAYPEX FTW!!!

  • 1:50 bikini strap fail.

  • hhahah if you look at 3:19 in the background is a medical kush doctor sign

  • You're a wizard Harry!

  • 0.0 Are you a wizzard?

  • pick up girls in a borat thong/mankinini suit!!

  • @dennie111 hahaha

    with the accent and everthing - now thats a challenge

  • @dennie111 banana hammock

  • Pick up chicks by using the word penis atleast 5 times

  • " accio blonde girl ! it didn't work " LOL

  • jedi picks up girls.

  • "If u make fun of me one more time i am gonna take my wand and stick it right up ur daigon alley" This s3# way of harry potter LOL

  • ...in millimeters XD

  • Youtube advert for this video: 'Are you single?'. How'd you guess? haha

  • Pick up girl's wearing no shirt or a strap on

  • if you use psychic seduction it will works 100%.. ;)

  • "Oh... that's really awkward" Ha ha 

  • haha they used a swifter as a broom!!!

  • if u dont stop making fun of me i will take my wand right up ur diagon alley

  • pick up girls acting like super hero's

  • "in millimeters" .. hahaha

  • Pick up girls wearing a bald cap.

  • hahahah im going to stick my wand right up your diagon alley

  • the dark mark.... show me

  • fuckin genius mate

  • Hedwig xD

  • Right up your diagon alley

  • this was absolutely fuckin hilarious

  • over 88% of those numbers were fake hahah

  • Picking up girl while stuttering

  • pick up girls with erect BONNER

  • Pick up girls while referencing Lord Of The Rings.

  • i think the indian guy doesnt suit it to be honest.. hes so awkward around the girls...

  • 'Bum Picks Up Girls'

  • rofl 9 and 3/4 !!!!

  • Harry Potter and the Source's Bone, LMAO!

  • the last girl was actually a witch

  • 3:18 thumbs up for WEED <3

  • LMFAO "If you make fun of me one more time I am going to stick my wand up your diagon alley." I loled so hard.

  • this shit is sooo funny LOLOLOL

  • i love how at the start everyone is lying still on the ground and theres that one lady looking up like "are we done?"

  • i would like to see you guys try and pick up women over 40 8====D

  • when is there new vids out?

  • lmao i have something else thats 9 and 3 quarters!! lmao!!

  • Herold + Kumar+ white guy

  • @TheSwiftHero Isn't Jason Asian as well?

  • @marqAKAQ He is part asian and part wite... just gussing

  • pick up girls skyrim or star wars!

  • Pick up Girls with a dildo!

  • "AKA I need to take a huge shit." Its official. I'm Subscribing to this.

    I'm stealing that line btw...

  • Lmfao pick up girls dressed as Slim Shady bleached hair and everything lol

  • 3:10, is that real

  • lol the Swiffer 2000

  • 3:18 Medical Marihuana!!!

  • Literly lol

  • a dark mark "there is? show me!" roflllll

  • 3:13 - Justin Bieber in 1 year.

  • Picking up girls without talking

  • 1:01 HOGWARTS! LMAO!

  • I'll stick it right up your Diagon Alley

  • Pick up girls as a mentally challenged person!XD

  • ron jeremy is 9 3/4

  • this shit is gold

    

  • 1:20 guy carries brown bag with dead body

  • @DMeehan7638 LMAO the music add to the effect lol

  • LOL at dark mark aka i need to take a huge shit

  • pick up girls referencing a smurf! xD

  • i cant stop fucking laughing xD

  • Was expecting Titticus Exposecus. I am disappoint.

  • successful show is a successful show

  • lol stick up your diagon alley!

  • The half-blood prince line was GOLD!

  • "I have warts.. HOGWARTS!". Best line. :)

  • "ACCIO BLOND GIRL" made my day

  • I'm not quite sure what the demonstration was in the beginning, but something tells me it was highly inappropriate that he shouted "Avada Kedavra" at them.

  • They should have said: Will you let me slytherin your chamber of secrets?

  • PICK UP CHICKS WITH OUT SPEAKING!

  • @MrKilluminati06 Without*

  • @MrKilluminati06

    No you loser, cause thats what you do huh......

  • esses ai realmente sao magicos... fizeram todas as HBs sumirem ! hahaha mais ta legal

  • Stumbled across your channel today, man you guys had me hooked for hours, totally dig these videos !!

  • @ElVoldo1 me2 bro! these are hilarious!

  • GREAT NOW U NEED TO PICK A GIRL UP WHEN THEY ARE WITH THERE BOYFRIENDS

  • LOL THE SIRIUS BLACK REFERENCE XDDD

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA can the asian dude get any funnier hahahahahahahahahaha im going to die over here

  • looooooooooooool

  • I would totally bang the shit out of these guys.

  • 3:17 lol! at the sign :)

  • Im gonna stick my wand right up your diagon ally! LMAO!!

  • I just have one question, are the numbers that you get from those girls real?

  • pick up girls in a batman costume,cat women, spider man

  • I laughed my ass of when he said He needed to take a shit

  • I'm in this. Hahaha. The one in the rasta bikini ;)

  • 3:12 ... JB cunt

  • Funniest shit I have seen in a while!

  • I only shave my pubes,otherwise its like a forbidden forest down there. LMFAO! xD

  • The real Harry Potter just calls himself a tosser to get a girl

  • their adorable lol.

  • serious black girls LOL

  • You are unbelievable.

  • 3:18 Medical Kush Doctor lol thats badass

  • Lol it said Medical Kush Doctor

  • hahaha first one gets me all the time!

  • The girls in America are so nice wish they were the same in Holland :(

  • LMFAO THE OPENING SCENE

  • I'm gonna stick up my wand in your diagon alley. LOL

  • Beibian @ 3:13

  • LOL at the fact that there's actually a Harry Potter ad to the right of this video. Like anybody's watching this to think about Harry potter

  • Accio Blonde Girl!

  • in millimeters, LMFAO!

  • Pick up milfs and cougars.

  • oh shit 619 number! shout out to san diego!! AHAHAHAHAHA

  • funny ass shit

  • try picking up older girls

    i mean women

  • Ride my swiffer!

  • i dont like black girls that joke around alot. i only like sirius black...girls xD

  • @vietsoldier01 Oh wow, I only got that when I read it now lol.

  • I'm gonna take my wand and stick it up your Diagon Alley XD

  • pick up girls with a dildo in your hand

  • @Doofster17 they've done that

  • the Asian guy is smart as fuk haha

  • 3:18 Medical Kush doctor.

  • I have a Half Blood Prince going on down there.

  • It only hit me on the second viewing that Kong had a swiffer. Totally made my day.

  • I have warts!...HOGWARTS hahahahahaha

  • Nooooooooo

    You never told one you'd put your basilisk in her chamber of secrets!

  • in millimetres

    

  • Wtf, these guys can get numbers dressed up like morons, but I legit try and all I get are "ew", "umm no way in hell", "i'd rather not", or fake numbers.

  • reallli fuckin far, i have something thats exactly thats 9 and 3 quarters somglollmfao

  • how do you guys come up with those jokes. lol

  • how the fuck do you do it.. :|

  • lol this really didnt go too well did it? was funny though..

  • LMFAO !!!! I DNT LIKE BLACK GIRLS WHO JK TOO MUCH I ONLY LIKE (SERIOUS BLACK) GIRLS

  • Pick up girls with their parents there!

  • Come back, come back! Accio blonde girl!

  • AND WTF?! KID WITH A GUN 3:32!

  • @Deadlest11 STOP PERVING ON KIDS YOU CRAZY BASTARD