I like the way they list the references as though anyone would see this video and think "Yes, yes, this is what I aspire to. Such is how I wish to live my life,".
I'm not quite sure what the demonstration was in the beginning, but something tells me it was highly inappropriate that he shouted "Avada Kedavra" at them.
Wtf, these guys can get numbers dressed up like morons, but I legit try and all I get are "ew", "umm no way in hell", "i'd rather not", or fake numbers.
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iFreakem94 1 hour ago
Pick up girls as gay guys!
dpk417182 7 hours ago
1:39 BOOIAKA BOOIAKA !!!
DeaDNeoN4 21 hours ago
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DeaDNeoN4 21 hours ago
pick up girls as Dr Phill
BudgyProductions 1 day ago
@BudgyProductions
what the hell dude
Howyoudoingtakecare 5 hours ago
I have warts....HOGWARTZ
lmao
millerlite2297 1 day ago
"I have like a half blood prince going on down there right now" ahahahahahaha xD
Es4la 4 days ago
1:32 im gonna stick my wand into your diagon alley!!! LOL
Rohclem1479 4 days ago 2
pick up girls as girls
dzenishali 4 days ago
I like the way they list the references as though anyone would see this video and think "Yes, yes, this is what I aspire to. Such is how I wish to live my life,".
OhMyThatIsUnusual 6 days ago
me neither
TheGentleWizard 1 week ago
pick up girls referencing fear and loathing in las vegas!
GanjaGrowers 1 week ago
pick up girls with an arrow in the knee.
Culturealimprovement 1 week ago
@Culturealimprovement youre a fag
TNAngIe 1 week ago 5
@TNAngIe '?
Culturealimprovement 1 week ago
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stick it right up your diagon alley lol
Enlightness 1 week ago
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Enlightness 1 week ago
girl at the end is here
/user/NotTodayBish
reaperbab 1 week ago
Pick up girls... literally.
smokeeeeeeeee 1 week ago 7
pick up girls as starwars nerds!!!
DeadlyHoundoom 1 week ago
pick up girls dressed as vampires from twilight.....: level : EASY...Challange accepted:Y/N
Hunikum2m 1 week ago
3:13 Justin Beiber xDDDDD GAYYY
Bleck167 1 week ago
In millimetres, well spoken.
THEkvertha 1 week ago
warts...hogwarts...lmfao
r41n0fb100d 1 week ago
Pick up Girls as homeless guys.
kwisi 2 weeks ago 140
2:57 DARK MARKET aka..... muahahahah
DJBLiZ 2 weeks ago
3:18 MEDICAL KUSH DOCTOR! on the black & green board to the right... this has to be in california
DJBLiZ 2 weeks ago
does jesse try to make everything awkward cause it fucking funny
TheGentleWizard 2 weeks ago
Pick up girls as gangsters
10xMaradona 2 weeks ago in playlist Get Her Number!
@StayTrueBeforeIDie
@undertaker0517
The best suggestions I had ever read.
Shrumins 2 weeks ago
I'm pretty sure this is san diego.
Maraxusofk 2 weeks ago
@Maraxusofk Venice Beach, LA
Judojack5 2 weeks ago
What do you tell a girl after sex??
JRoo7ful 2 weeks ago
1:29 DAT CULO....
O_O
Jamsessionroom1337 2 weeks ago
@Jamsessionroom1337 the one in red has some tities, you can just tell from the back
DJBLiZ 2 weeks ago
Wait wtf damn playlist autoplay -_-
ItsZorn5620SON 2 weeks ago
KLAYPEX FTW!!!
ItsZorn5620SON 2 weeks ago
1:50 bikini strap fail.
SwissArmyKnifez 2 weeks ago
hhahah if you look at 3:19 in the background is a medical kush doctor sign
miseson 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
You're a wizard Harry!
marcrus1000 3 weeks ago
0.0 Are you a wizzard?
marcrus1000 3 weeks ago
pick up girls in a borat thong/mankinini suit!!
dennie111 3 weeks ago 72
@dennie111 hahaha
with the accent and everthing - now thats a challenge
MrGlynification 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@dennie111 banana hammock
iPurpleCactus 1 week ago
Pick up chicks by using the word penis atleast 5 times
XxDontchueverxX 3 weeks ago
" accio blonde girl ! it didn't work " LOL
hadi910616 3 weeks ago
jedi picks up girls.
tdsgnr 3 weeks ago in playlist Get Her Number!
"If u make fun of me one more time i am gonna take my wand and stick it right up ur daigon alley" This s3# way of harry potter LOL
DragoDino5 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from SimplePickup 5
...in millimeters XD
youngTao 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Youtube advert for this video: 'Are you single?'. How'd you guess? haha
charlesrydec 4 weeks ago in playlist More videos from SimplePickup
Pick up girl's wearing no shirt or a strap on
Freshpeople97 4 weeks ago in playlist Get Her Number!
if you use psychic seduction it will works 100%.. ;)
magicdragonbleu 4 weeks ago
"Oh... that's really awkward" Ha ha
VarjeDag3 4 weeks ago
haha they used a swifter as a broom!!!
LadiieVii94 4 weeks ago
if u dont stop making fun of me i will take my wand right up ur diagon alley
blackfeet305 4 weeks ago
pick up girls acting like super hero's
KINGKOSHIN 1 month ago
"in millimeters" .. hahaha
90abyss 1 month ago
Pick up girls wearing a bald cap.
SamuelBeakergaw 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
hahahah im going to stick my wand right up your diagon alley
thedhwang 1 month ago
the dark mark.... show me
laxbro5797 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
fuckin genius mate
NIGHT2PWN 1 month ago
Hedwig xD
KnappDrumm3r 1 month ago
Right up your diagon alley
roflitsjosh 1 month ago
this was absolutely fuckin hilarious
zaacymay 1 month ago
over 88% of those numbers were fake hahah
poopoounicorn 1 month ago
Picking up girl while stuttering
anime7341 1 month ago in playlist More videos from SimplePickup 2
pick up girls with erect BONNER
sandeepkollu 1 month ago 6
Pick up girls while referencing Lord Of The Rings.
xTheKIAClanx 1 month ago
i think the indian guy doesnt suit it to be honest.. hes so awkward around the girls...
yas0o0o 1 month ago
'Bum Picks Up Girls'
Ravipewsh 1 month ago 2
rofl 9 and 3/4 !!!!
source144 1 month ago
Harry Potter and the Source's Bone, LMAO!
itsjustanameman 1 month ago 3
the last girl was actually a witch
ScorpionCore 1 month ago
3:18 thumbs up for WEED <3
dodo261297 1 month ago
LMFAO "If you make fun of me one more time I am going to stick my wand up your diagon alley." I loled so hard.
TeamNinjaStrike 1 month ago
this shit is sooo funny LOLOLOL
Mrcabletwitch 1 month ago
i love how at the start everyone is lying still on the ground and theres that one lady looking up like "are we done?"
schnozza132 1 month ago
i would like to see you guys try and pick up women over 40 8====D
stip27 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
when is there new vids out?
mikeyp0131 1 month ago
lmao i have something else thats 9 and 3 quarters!! lmao!!
funTORTURE 1 month ago
Herold + Kumar+ white guy
TheSwiftHero 1 month ago
@TheSwiftHero Isn't Jason Asian as well?
marqAKAQ 1 month ago in playlist Get Her Number!
@marqAKAQ He is part asian and part wite... just gussing
TheSwiftHero 1 month ago
pick up girls skyrim or star wars!
131ack0ut 1 month ago 4
Pick up Girls with a dildo!
rancid253 1 month ago
"AKA I need to take a huge shit." Its official. I'm Subscribing to this.
I'm stealing that line btw...
shadowrunt21 1 month ago
Lmfao pick up girls dressed as Slim Shady bleached hair and everything lol
25tjay 1 month ago
3:10, is that real
XXISimplicityXXI 1 month ago
lol the Swiffer 2000
MashedPotatoes18 1 month ago
3:18 Medical Marihuana!!!
MoneyNL 1 month ago
Literly lol
wina1011 1 month ago
a dark mark "there is? show me!" roflllll
superguy2111 1 month ago
3:13 - Justin Bieber in 1 year.
lenixx92 1 month ago 2
Picking up girls without talking
StayTrueBeforeIDie 1 month ago 121
1:01 HOGWARTS! LMAO!
residentevilpro75 1 month ago
I'll stick it right up your Diagon Alley
schneidmysty1 1 month ago
Pick up girls as a mentally challenged person!XD
undertaker0517 1 month ago 22
ron jeremy is 9 3/4
ShredHeavenly 1 month ago
this shit is gold
Belacalate 1 month ago
1:20 guy carries brown bag with dead body
DMeehan7638 1 month ago
@DMeehan7638 LMAO the music add to the effect lol
Sleepydat79 1 month ago
LOL at dark mark aka i need to take a huge shit
mar91132 1 month ago
pick up girls referencing a smurf! xD
thefizzydizzy10 1 month ago
i cant stop fucking laughing xD
elskepode2 1 month ago
Was expecting Titticus Exposecus. I am disappoint.
AndrewEdwardRoss 1 month ago
successful show is a successful show
123swot 1 month ago
lol stick up your diagon alley!
96515325 1 month ago 4
The half-blood prince line was GOLD!
sedwaykid 1 month ago
"I have warts.. HOGWARTS!". Best line. :)
ye5442 1 month ago in playlist More videos from SimplePickup
"ACCIO BLOND GIRL" made my day
NoepRS 2 months ago
I'm not quite sure what the demonstration was in the beginning, but something tells me it was highly inappropriate that he shouted "Avada Kedavra" at them.
MegaAndyBear 2 months ago
They should have said: Will you let me slytherin your chamber of secrets?
sticklaunch 2 months ago 4
PICK UP CHICKS WITH OUT SPEAKING!
MrKilluminati06 2 months ago 123
@MrKilluminati06 Without*
bubbba94 3 weeks ago
@MrKilluminati06
No you loser, cause thats what you do huh......
pmic2011 3 weeks ago
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@MrKilluminati06
No you loser, cause thats what you do huh......
pmic2011 3 weeks ago
esses ai realmente sao magicos... fizeram todas as HBs sumirem ! hahaha mais ta legal
caiomendes95 2 months ago
Stumbled across your channel today, man you guys had me hooked for hours, totally dig these videos !!
ElVoldo1 2 months ago 7
@ElVoldo1 me2 bro! these are hilarious!
86753093868121127559 2 months ago
GREAT NOW U NEED TO PICK A GIRL UP WHEN THEY ARE WITH THERE BOYFRIENDS
rockbatman 2 months ago in playlist More videos from SimplePickup
LOL THE SIRIUS BLACK REFERENCE XDDD
ijdeltuit 2 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA can the asian dude get any funnier hahahahahahahahahaha im going to die over here
vaddy23 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
looooooooooooool
kurdistanss 2 months ago
I would totally bang the shit out of these guys.
samanthapr 2 months ago
3:17 lol! at the sign :)
BabeeyyXx100 2 months ago 5
Im gonna stick my wand right up your diagon ally! LMAO!!
ZimmyHax 2 months ago
I just have one question, are the numbers that you get from those girls real?
MrIPWNYOURASS 2 months ago
pick up girls in a batman costume,cat women, spider man
ptovar147 2 months ago
I laughed my ass of when he said He needed to take a shit
HuddySellsSwag 2 months ago
I'm in this. Hahaha. The one in the rasta bikini ;)
yokatieispimpin 2 months ago
3:12 ... JB cunt
tjobtjobtjob 2 months ago
Funniest shit I have seen in a while!
MrZachz55 2 months ago
I only shave my pubes,otherwise its like a forbidden forest down there. LMFAO! xD
h91virus 2 months ago in playlist Get Her Number!
The real Harry Potter just calls himself a tosser to get a girl
MsAdrianaaaa 2 months ago
their adorable lol.
XzanderX29 2 months ago
serious black girls LOL
beaboyy 2 months ago
You are unbelievable.
MrKaypers 2 months ago in playlist Autres vidéos de SimplePickup
3:18 Medical Kush Doctor lol thats badass
Shamoles 2 months ago
Lol it said Medical Kush Doctor
DudeTheGamer 2 months ago
hahaha first one gets me all the time!
HardcoreGamers757 2 months ago
The girls in America are so nice wish they were the same in Holland :(
Kimalakaha 2 months ago
LMFAO THE OPENING SCENE
swagmeout90 2 months ago
I'm gonna stick up my wand in your diagon alley. LOL
xotwa 2 months ago 2
Beibian @ 3:13
sullen117 2 months ago
LOL at the fact that there's actually a Harry Potter ad to the right of this video. Like anybody's watching this to think about Harry potter
dss103 2 months ago
Accio Blonde Girl!
Bigthingreg 2 months ago
in millimeters, LMFAO!
dynamitehopper 2 months ago 114
Pick up milfs and cougars.
JimTheRacistTurtle 2 months ago in playlist More videos from SimplePickup
oh shit 619 number! shout out to san diego!! AHAHAHAHAHA
mikeystryk 2 months ago in playlist Get Her Number!
funny ass shit
SuperOwnage345 2 months ago in playlist More videos from SimplePickup
try picking up older girls
i mean women
LilBigSoldier 2 months ago
Ride my swiffer!
TheRealJosan 2 months ago
i dont like black girls that joke around alot. i only like sirius black...girls xD
vietsoldier01 2 months ago 170
@vietsoldier01 Oh wow, I only got that when I read it now lol.
SprunkG 1 month ago
I'm gonna take my wand and stick it up your Diagon Alley XD
TheLink447 2 months ago 2
pick up girls with a dildo in your hand
Doofster17 2 months ago
@Doofster17 they've done that
pieface1726 2 months ago
the Asian guy is smart as fuk haha
FloweyG 2 months ago
3:18 Medical Kush doctor.
AndyBubbi 2 months ago
I have a Half Blood Prince going on down there.
AndyRantz 2 months ago
It only hit me on the second viewing that Kong had a swiffer. Totally made my day.
321erup123 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
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Pick up girls acting like lil jon!!!! YAYUHHH!!!!!!
donnyp1818 2 months ago
I have warts!...HOGWARTS hahahahahaha
3490megs 2 months ago 4
Nooooooooo
You never told one you'd put your basilisk in her chamber of secrets!
purplepieman1500 2 months ago
in millimetres
MrHeadcake 2 months ago in playlist Get Her Number!
Wtf, these guys can get numbers dressed up like morons, but I legit try and all I get are "ew", "umm no way in hell", "i'd rather not", or fake numbers.
littlejacobhughes 2 months ago in playlist More videos from SimplePickup
reallli fuckin far, i have something thats exactly thats 9 and 3 quarters somglollmfao
datkilla000 2 months ago
how do you guys come up with those jokes. lol
shaochiavang 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
how the fuck do you do it.. :|
Panzy4life 2 months ago
lol this really didnt go too well did it? was funny though..
account98 2 months ago
LMFAO !!!! I DNT LIKE BLACK GIRLS WHO JK TOO MUCH I ONLY LIKE (SERIOUS BLACK) GIRLS
abukarali4 2 months ago 4
Pick up girls with their parents there!
rockstaradrenaline94 2 months ago 3
Come back, come back! Accio blonde girl!
SyncedFreerun 2 months ago
AND WTF?! KID WITH A GUN 3:32!
Deadlest11 2 months ago
@Deadlest11 STOP PERVING ON KIDS YOU CRAZY BASTARD
DYL23KT 2 months ago