Dragon Age 2 - Hawke at his humourous best

[stockholmLIAR]

Between that and the "boneless flopping women" comment... Jesus Hawke...

[XelestialDragon]

When I took this line, I was like fuck. XD Didn't mean to be an asshole.

[LincolnMuadib]

I was like that bigtime. Of course, I used a FemHawke in her underwear the whole time which was just 20% cooler for me.

She looked like Buffy Summers.

[OblivionZealot]

It's pretty late. 

[teddiesage]

I lol'd so hard when I heard that. I used Sarcasm no matter what in DA2.

[ArctickChild]

That was just... horrible. xD Hawke, you dick.

[magejawa21]

the way i see it, hawke using humor at these moments is a way of dealing with things that are over his/her head, a coping mechanism if you will

[Thorncraft1]

"It's pretty late"? You Ass XL

[Ladylight91]

This is why I'm sometimes hestiant to select the humor option. Sometimes Hawke is trying to be optimistic and uplifting and other times....well, this happens XD

[TheJoshMaster22]

Genius!

[shewasfire]

When I took that option, I actually laughed more out of shocked mortification at first. As in, "Oh god, I did *not* just hear that." And then because it was fucking funny. Honestly, I play as Snarky Hawke for the lulz, because Kirkwall, as full of useless morons as it is, is pretty much begging to be trolled. Constantly. And without remorse. Half the shit in the game wouldn't have been a problem if the people in Kirkwall were even halfway competent.

[kalmahcarl]

When I selected that option, I expected Optimism, not dickery.

I couldn't help but laugh at the result!

[richard1972r]

That was a dick move. Still, I can't help but laugh. :D

[Toetoi]

Hawke, I love you.

[CCbundy]

lol i wonder what she want to talk to hawk about at "his home" 83

[blissfulwaterfall]

HAH

[McMadman94]

Aw god I'm so playing as sarcastic Hawke in my next playthrough. He's the greatest troll ever XD

[cozzybob]

I did this and then immediately felt like the biggest ass in existence. But I couldn't stop laughing. "You ass." LOL

[jvondd]

I laughed so hard when I decided to crack a joke upon hearing about Seamus's death.

[Khaibit44]

I was laughing before the video even started. Pre-emptively.

[bladeofthetalon]

Sarcastic Hawke is the best. Some of the lines can be so 'wtf did he just say?' worthy ^w^

[1Lanavis1]

@bladeofthetalon ikr! His lines are just priceless. I do pick the nice dialogue when the situation is a bit "DO NOT TROLL!" But mostly I snark the crap out of everyone.

[1991MRjesse]

nobody can talk to you outside of the comfort of their homes, it seems.

[xXAnnelieseMichelXx]

I Would Have Beat Hawke Up! XD

[OppasYeobo]

trollin in the chantry

[FinalBrick]

Snarky Hawke is awesome. It's like he's trolling all of Kirkwall.

[Eddyforshort]

At least he didn't suggest a midnight snack.

[XXXEiValo6669]

I love Snarky!Hawke. S/he's much more entertaining then Diplomatic! Hawke, and less Jerkassy than Aggressive!Hawke.

[sokkaismylove]

I love how Aveline's just like 'Just fuck you, Hawke.'

[MadNinjaGirl]

Sarcastic Hawke is a trololol. 

[Veen130]

ohh, Hawke. You are suck a dick =P

[aaron75fy]

@Veen130 turnabout is fairplay, vicount dumar ruined mother's family i mock the death of his son. actually it's not even, he still owes me for sticking me in lowtown

[sgribbs86]

loooooooooooool