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  • moral of the story, dont work for Jews.

  • OOOOH yeah, now I remember. What the guy below my post said.

    So Rob. DON'T PISS ME OFF!

  • @commonman80 is rob delaney jealous of Christian Bale? Christian Bale is verry handsome guy and verry good actor

  • Oh, I see your still here. DAMIT, I DROPPED MY BEER! SEE WHAT YOOU MADE ME DO! SHIT, I LOST MY THOUGHT. Um, I'll be back.

  • i have friends in turkey

  • your a looser. This isnt even funny

  • @H0wartH Don't call someone out if YOU'RE going to use the wrong form of a word. Your statement literally made no sense...

  • Take ur mother to Turkish hodja to blow on her. u have to watch how he is gong to do it , if ur mother survives this remedy, healing is over and she may be in bandages for week , then you will feel a sudden wave of regret and ur ass will get wet and u will feel nostalgy for old turkish times. If this does not works repeat again and again the whole proces. Good luck.

  • so Christian Bales the new chuck noris?

  • if you are giving thumbs up to this video, its because christian bale wants you to.

  • why you just shut the fuck up

  • I'm pretty sure Christian Bale is an actor, most people probably forgot about the 10-20 stunt-men and women that make action films possible.

    And this was only funny for the 5 seconds when he started swearing. after that it dragged on way too long.

  • @pattyberty fuck the stunt men, we have enough of those, there is only ONE Christian Bale

  • @RudeDudeKB fuck the stuntmen? Say goodbye to the action film genre. Remember the actor who was crippled in the filming of Superman? Yeah, fuck stuntmen, it's great to see good people get permanently crippled for life, isn't it?

    Good for Christian if he does his own stunts, but actors have their limits mate.

  • i luv terminator salvation

  • Freedom of information are rules that guarantee access to data held by the state

  • ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

  • you pussies ....haha

  • Is Christian Bale the new Chuck Norris?

  • Christian Bale is motherf*cking tornado of pain and talent.

  • please, i pray he does find me! ~swoons~

  • ' Fuck that DP. Fuck him in the face ! '

  • unfunny and too long. 

  • YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BUT Pathetic

  • Ooooo, I'm on a three day drunk, soooo.... DON'T PISS ME OFF!!!..

    BUGS.. BRING HIM BACK YOU FUCKS!!!!

  • Two wrrds.. SETH MCFARLANE.

    And, BRING BACK BUGS BUNNY YOU FUCKS......

  • Oh, and tell Rob to CLEAN THE FUCKIN TOILET SEAT WHEN HE'S DONE...

    He keeps leaveing hair. FUCKEN HAIR, ON THE SEAT... WTF...

    And, BRING BACK BUGS YOU FUCKS!!!!

  • OOOOh Yeah, hears another thing....

    YOUR LATE ON MY RESEDEUALS PAYMENT...

    LETS GET ON IT...

    OOOOOOOOOOK....

  • Hummmmm, I have a Contact with you giys. Hummmmmm, I don't how I feel about this one.. Hummmmmm, in other words,

    BRING BACK BUGS BUNNY YOU FUCKS!!!!!!!

    That's all folks :-)

  • Christian Bale > Chuck Norris

  • don't use american logo you armenian prick ! if you have any problem try to use your own logo and in your own country! Too bad turkey didn't kill you all off. So, are going to america to get married! What are you doing in USA? Get the fuck out of my country! WE not you own this country! you piece of smelly garbage shit who force probably illegal here. go back to armenia and try to help your people in your country!

  • @MrJason8109

    He's not Armenian, and I seriously doubt you're American.

  • @MrJason8109

    shut the fuck off mother fuck... AMERICA IS NOT YOURS NOR MINE... ALL OF YOU FUCKIN BERBERIANS CAME OUT OF CAVES AND YOU FUCKIN GRAND PARENTS CAME TO GET FREE LANDS MOTHER FUCKERS... IF YOU NOT GRADUATED AND DIDNT LEARNED YOUR HISTORY, BUT WHOLE WORLD KNOW ABOUT IT, HOW YOU KILLED INDIANS NATION WOMEN AND CHIDES MOTHER FUCK. THEN DONT TELL ME SHIT COZ YOU ALREADY ARE THE FUCKIN SHIT... WHO TOLD YOU, YOU ARE AMERICAN MOTHER FUCK, JUST YOU BORN HERE FUCK FACE??? NOBODY IS AMERICAN

  • @GEVIKAIBIAN I'm American.

  • @MrJason8109

    NOBODY IS AMERICAN BUT INDIANS MUTHERFUCK... IF YOU CAME HERE A FEW YEARS EARLIER, IT DOESNT MEAN YOU ARE AMERICAN ASSHOLE...

  • @GEVIKAIBIAN turn off the caps lock you illiterate fuck

  • hahaha

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! This guy is so funny. "Fu__ that db. Fu__ him in the face."

  • fuck that arrigant bale guy, who gives a crap about him?? hes movies are good but no reason to act like a fucking degenrated spoiled kid

  • He forgot to say "thats all folks!"

    xD

  • @Air0267 he says years of unchecked steroids abuse after the circus part

  • From 00:43 to 00:50,what does he say?

    You think circus clown and mother's ear--------rage---- you-?

  • @Air0267

    "...and years of unchecked steroid abuse, does nothing to the rage that builds inside of you?"

  • Fucking hilarious. One point though, although he was born in Wales his parents, and in particular his mother, have English backgrounds and he describes himself as English.

  • This is hilarious!!!

  • What is this??  XD for real? haha...

  • Lol yo XD

  • don't fuck with the welsh nightmare!! haahahahahah

  • Hah ha good for you . Its funny how they waited for the film to wrap before it cam out. People love to over react instead of analyse things as part of a method. Of course this is Christian Bale who plays the 'American Psycho' and 'The Batman' . How does he feel ?? And how does he express himself in real life. Anyone would need an outlet for these things. And it would seem if you dont like it , you just dont have to buy it !

  • Try a search for 'Christian Bale Tea Lady'!

  • christan bale is a tornado of pain indeed, but talent.... ehhhh... id rather not say

  • theres one about batman and turkey can some1 send me it

  • U TELL THEM MAN !!

    we lovee u :D

  • LOOOL

  • ah.... he used chuck norris joks.. the guy who wrote them shuold sue hem :H

  • oh man, i almost spewed mountain dew all over my laptop

  • it was on an acting set-- he was trying to be on character idiot.

  • Fuck that DP, Fuck him in the face.

  • yay I'm wanted!

  • bale aint got shit on chuck norris lol

  • Awesome! Gr8 bunch of laughs! :-)

  • holy shit I guess we shouldn't mess with the warner brothers, huh?

  • I liked it better when WB made pictures like "What's up Doc?" back in the early 1970's

  • if your still alive, its because christian bale wants you to be alive

  • what do u do when u see the police

    WARNER BROTHER

    lol but no seriously good video man

  • LMAO...awesome.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA so funny!

  • you tell em warner brothers!

  • too bad terminator III was godawful. This two minute video is far superior.

  • The Machinist

  • well.nobody says that you have to be a decent human being to be an actor, but some of them are real jerks like Alex Baldwin.nice trying Warner Bros. but there is nothing funny about it lets wait for the dvd and saved the money!

  • that made me laugh, I didnt really like christian bale but now hes my fuckin hero ahahahaha

    At least hes got the balls to turn around and say this shit to whoever did whatever, I guess hes human after all.

    10/10 xD

  • Christian Bale vs Chuck Norris

    we would all love to see that movie!

  • hahahahahahahaha

  • hahah I LIKE

  • What does WB think of the audio clip? WB thinks its FUCKING AWESOME!! HAHAH Yeahhhhhh CB is the bomb - manliest man on the planet today.

  • sir u r a legend

  • u moron!

  • F**k that guy, f**k him in the face!

  • 'If you're alive,it's only because Christian Bale wants you to be'

    OMG RUUUUN! HIDE!!!!!!!!!

  • hahaha

  • brilliant :D:D

  • Funny as hell

  • Is this the same person that made the decision to go after youtube for WMG copyrighted videos?

  • This was awesome response for this incident:D

  • Christian Bale raped Chuck Norris. That is all.

  • This is so freaking funny! :D

  • WIN!

  • Chuck vs. Chris? I guess we have a new champion!

  • wow i hope he doesnt know where i live or do i?

  • your mum has pain and talent :)

  • Not gonna deny it, I've flipped out like he has so many times that I've lost count. As you can imagine, I'm very difficult to be around.

  • When he delivers the statement to everyone on YouTube/Live Video, he starts saying "fuck" a lot.

  • the tornado of pain vs. chuck norris. who would come out on top?

  • The tornado of pain because chuck norris is a shit actor. Then again so is christian bale.

  • haah have you seen american psycho... look up confession scene on youtube.. one of the best

  • Tornado of Pain

    He F$*@sss people in the face

  • Tornado of Pain

    Hands down, he has a circus clown mother. Do you know what that means? It means that Christian Bale is out there I mean he's...

  • FUCK HIM IN THE FACE!

  • lol

  • I'm not afraid of Bale coming to get me. I have Chuck Norris on my side. lol, great video

  • this was just a big rip off of chuck norris jokes...

  • thats cool

  • Not funny.

  • I FUCKING HATE WB! THEY CURSED YOUTUBE! Nice movie productions though. BUT HEY! WE FUCKING PAY YOU GUYS TO WATCH YOUR SHIT STINGS ANYWAY!

  • Bale FTW! the original American Psycho. Fuck yeah.

  • Christian Bale in THE MAN. Don't deny it

  • I'd agree with that. He's out there but he's Still nuts.

  • to bad that "Batman Begins" and "The Dark Knight" were only slightly better then "Batman and Robin" and "Batman Forever"

    .... Baile RUINS the whole Batman part of the films.. he's a good Bruce Wayne.. but he SUCKS as Batman... o and Jack >>>>> Heath

    damn funny video tho guys :D

  • slightly better than batman and robin and batman forever?

    are you a retard?

  • nope.. just have a standard that needs to be met with movies.. and Baile ruined it.

  • The movie was pretty cool. The voice he put on sucked horribly

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  • He made Bale sound like Chuck Norris. You better hope that HE didn't hear THIS!

  • Haha Tornado of Rage and Talent wow LOL Skynet...pff I'll knock Christian Bale around come try that in the hood...

  • in the hood?

    You have a video of elton john in your favorites

  • I was trying to sound stereotypically ghetto, I don't even live in the hood, and regardless the music I listen to says little about the person I am. So whatever connection assumed to tie between a good singer like Elton John and living in the hood, i'll overlook as involuntary ignorance. Peace.

  • "Now, why is Christian Bale a little edgy on set? Oh, I don't know, maybe because he's the leader of a human resistance to mother fuckin' Skynet, you pussies."

  • Well, I've often told people that Bale wasn't really acting when he played moody, angry characters like Batman.

  • Bale sounds like he's on steroids-roid rager

  • Christian Bale is awesome. Fuck the little pussies that whine about his angry tirade.

  • I can't believe all these pussies are crying about Bale having a bad day, like they never cursed anyone out. STFU u nancies. Bale will fuck u in the face.

  • AAAAMEN.

  • lmfao ...

  • wow christian bale acts human and people hate him o.O I still respect him as an actor and person, this rant wont stop me watching his films =D

  • I'm sure Christian Bale is devastated that you will no longer be watching his films. He probably cried his eyes out while driving his super awesome car that probably has wings and flame-throwers and cool shit like that. And its all over you....good job man hope your proud.

  • the sarcasm detector just exploded!

  • AMEN.

  • is he trying to make him out to be like chuck norris because as everyone knows there cant be 2 chuck norris'

  • lol you kid, like he or even we care

  • LOL christian bale is going to have jokes like chuck norris

  • May 22 Pussies Warner Brothers Out! He says it like it is, Bale and Warner bro's own and they could careless what a bunch of pussies think. They own, they make bank and it ain't never going to change sucka's

  • Love it - no, don't f*cking stop me bruce - I love it.

  • Warner Bros can kiss my money goodbye if they want me to buy movies with Christian Bale starring in them.

    Teh Intertubes has everything for free if you know where to look.

    Fans should cuss Christian Bale out when they see him. Sooner or later, the message will sink into this waste of skin known as Christian Bale.

  • if you're alive right now, it's only because Christian Bale wants you to be

    hahahah

  • thats hilarious...

  • assume video, fuck you fags dissing bale, his out burst just makes him more badass. The remakes of the audio are tight though looking for a good one.

  • fuck these guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Christian Bale is a dead man if he steps on my property.

  • nah i think your dead.

  • anyone who steps on my property uninvited will die. that includes you. that includes Mr. Bale.

  • sorry mate i already have stepped on your property, and next time im gonna kick your little redneck ass;)

  • survivalist, thank you very much.

    not redneck. survivalist. if i invite you to come over, you are welcome, otherwise, get the FUCK OUT!

  • haha you sound like one of those faggots who fought in the loser war vietnam and still cant get balls enough to forget it hahaha fag.

  • the Welsh nightmare

    rofl

  • "and if he can take down an army of machiness u better damn well he can; find the ppl who fucked up his audio and posted on youtube" lmfaoooo

  • That was good !

  • lmaooooo !

    "they're all films where he plays himself !"

  • worse than clooney? that's harsh, man.

  • Very fucking funny!

    Dont piss of the Baleminator, or he's gonna kick your sorry wussy ass to the kingdom come motha fuckers... shit!!!!

  • this has to have been the smartest thing i've ever listened to...

    "If you're alive, its only cuz Christian Bale Wants you to be." priceless...

  • ahh one of those vids that tries too hard.

  • couldn't of said it better

    fucking stupid.

  • You are completely correct. Marijuana causes zero deaths a year in the united states and it would help the economy, but I'm sure there would be other problems that people haven't really thought about yet. And by the way, I've never smoked, so I'm not just a stoner who wants to decriminalize weed.

  • This is pretty funny... ha.

  • YOUR COOL DUDE!....

  • thank u

  • I thought Christian LIKED DP lol

  • Christian Bale for President of the World in the New World Order.

  • Loved it!

  • what does warner brothers think? warner brothers thinks it fucking awsome. fuck that dp fuck him right in the face.

    LMFAO I LOVE THIS GUY!!

  • we might not be fully aware of this but... Bale is the next goverNATOR of California! LOL