Mike Bassett-England Manager pt2

[osman2793]

LOL that's just like me jan 27th

[mickvandam69]

PELLY!!!!

[Cashback13]

Wacko's profile Hobbies: Stamp Collecting, Fine Wines? LOL!

[MIKE21071964]

Sorry,  but I`ve just pissed myself laughing.............

[Aundray]

Or Smallsy is Alan Shearer after his barren run of 12 games for England? Remember Smallsy is England's highest ever scorer... Cole's record is no where near that good.

Whether Tonka is supposed to be Gazza is neither here, Tonkinson is from Sunderland and Gascoigne is from Newcastle. Mike Bassett could be Graham Taylor and Dave Dodds could be Phil Neal.

Maybe MB:EM is comedic exaggeration based on actual players, the England setup and actual events?

[TheAdz27]

What's that music at 3:20 called?

[highflyingdwarf]

PFFT PFFT PFFT DONKEY!

[giants2k8]

Does Vinnie Jones and David Beckham draw any comparison to Gary Wackett and Steve Harper lol

[adam2610]

"I wanted to be a butcher but I didn't meet the criteria and I got the chooooop"

[utdfortreble]

it said there that united won the uefa cup. that'll never happen.

[chinahands100]

fantastic film..

[TheLampardterry]

OI lads i got bobby charlton lucky peg

no jacky charlton lol

[yidarmy2007]

wackett - pearce

smalls - andy cole

deano/danny - scholes/ince

harper - beckham

massey - mcmanaman or hargreaves

tonker - gazza

[fsdfsdfdsfdsfable]

@yidarmy2007

massey = gary neville, down to the way of speaking and body language.

[RichLN]

"Give me that lad's legs and someone else's brain, and you've got a winner."

This is a very funny film, thanks for posting.

[reduolf]

I love his speech about England at the start. Just shows what a great country we are!!!!!! :D

[mampster93]

rufus small scooping the ball over in the quarter finals against portugal

predicting euro 2004?

[myfunnyfart]

best film ever

[PaulinetheGreat5]

I know Steve Harper's profile says Manchester United suggesting he is based on Beckham he does act and talk like Jamie Redknapp

[DavidSim1994WATP]

Alot of people call me a pyhsco, a nutter, headcase, but theres alot more to my game than just kicking people, its all about being passionate but you don't know how to control it.

So how come you've been sent of 25 times?

Are you trying to fucking wind me up?

[PaulinetheGreat5]

This was made in 2001 so Massey was not based on Joe Cole. Look at the clubs shown in each profile.

Gary Wackett : (Leicester and violent) : Steve Walsh

Rufus Smalls (Newcastle and an International flop): Andy Cole

Alan Massey (Manchester United and Intelligent) : Gary Neville (possibly Phil)

Deano and Danny (Both in midfield): Paul Scholes and Nicky Butt.

[MountRushCollymore]

@PaulinetheGreat5 wacko has to be stuart pearce doesnt he?

[maxpaynekat]

is tonka supposed to be like gazza?

[soontobe1982]

@maxpaynekat i was just thinking the same thing!

[no1wasgeorgiebest]

have you seen my arse anywhere?

[Mnchsterr1]

PFFT PFFT PFFT DONKEY!

[Bhhsboy1]

vinnie was actually english but wasn't good enough play for england so he came to wales

[manutdr8]

ITS FLETCH!!!!!!!!

[emily100094]

Bloody great film .,.,.,.,. XD

[cuprashoe]

"that il be the daewoo"

[kritspa]

ALL THE MONEY IN THE FILM THE JOURNALIST!!!!!!

[GetTrumpInNow]

england did not defeat hitler , britain did.

[STEPHENWRAYSFORD33]

@GetTrumpInNow yup plus Russia, America, China, France, Norway, Czech Republic, Poland, Canada, Australia, Holland & Greece.

[lnuttall86]

Gary Wackett. Leicester legend This bloke is The Legend Steve Walsh to all you morons out there!

[BiloLCFC]

Gary Wackett. Leicester legend.

[adamwhitesontheone]

"smalls and abys up front "

"smalls and abys"

"yeah, midfield we got dano, tonki, deano and alan your on the left, whats the problem"

"why cant i have a nickname"

[randy10mufc]

Tonka: "I love your hair, ant he got lovely hair, excuse me love wer gunna have a bath!" haha piss funny and his face as he makes off with Massey is f**kin hilarious LOL!!

[lincolnshireLCFC]

why can't i have a nickname

[godwhu4live]

Basically....

Keeper has a ponytail - David Seaman

Whacko is Tony Adams

Tomka is Gazza

Smallsy is basically a lot of England strikers probably at this point based on Heskey or Carlton Palmer

Deano and Danny are the Neville brothers despite playing in midfield

Massey is Joe Cole

and Steve Harper is Beckham (and also Karl Fletcher off Dream Team :D)

[BejnXander]

I heard Wacko is based on Steve Walsh

[safehandsltd]

HA FUKIN LOV IT! 7:11!! Donkey!

[krum118118]

So how come you've been sent of 25 times then?

You trying to f**king wind me up

[flagga]

Haha bloke in the wheelchair: "We're gonna walk it!"

[RogueTrader101]

Mike Bassett was the last England manager to lead a team out at the old Wembley. It had closed before they started filming!

[thompson1192]

Wish people would shut up sayin Tonka is Gazza

Gazza is a geordie scum whereas Tonka is from Sunderland if u have actually seen the film and knew anything about Sunderland/Newcastle

[jthwaite3]

@thompson1192

of course tonka is gazza who else is he gonna be? when he goes to get tonka for the first time tonka's doing the dentist chair, that gazza is infamous for doing...

[djeclarke]

No Jackie....Jackie Charlton

[MountRushCollymore]

The way all their names end in o or y makes me piss myself.

[MikeSteel1989]

theres alot of famous people on here. only nationally though.

[Raeb3n]

pfft pfft pfft DONKEH.

[wrekadizzle]

Kevin Tonkinson - GAZZA

[wrekadizzle]

LOL love this film, reminds me of Steve McClaren

[JonnyMac4]

alan massey = joe cole

[markpnefc]

Haha smallsy like ma m8 hits em ova bar from about 8 yrs out lol

[suckyamomma30]

Have you seen my arese anywhere?LOL.

[josh6790]

'turn bad players into mediocre ones' - love it!

[S3CT1ON]

hahaha i luv whacko

[elbydavidson]

proper leicester player lol

[chelsea0754]

What's also interesting is that they portray England as a club team.

[sdtsbest]

Harper was on dream team

[MikeSteel1989]

yeah he played fletcher

[karlydoc]

What is interesting about this film,is that you don't see the england 3 lions badge on the strip.

[Stormsoldier7]

haha 26 games 21 red cards

[monstersocks72]

aftre 26 international games he's.... only completed 5 XD

[1999UTD]

Wako - Stuart Pierce

Danny/Deano - Neville Bro's

Smallsy - Emile Hesky

Tonker - Gazzer

Harper - David Beckham

Berkitt - David Seaman

Alan "skipper" - Michael Owen

[Gameface1]

danny + deano = butt n scholes

[monstersocks72]

Smallsey is based on Andy Cole i think

[1999UTD]

andy cole was capped only 15 times.

and never played in a major tourney.

iits deffo based on heskey as he turned into a flop for england just like "smallsy" is in Mike bassett

[gibranm]

Tonko and Wackett are hilarious. cracks me up all the time!

[BejnXander]

wasn't just McClaren; team fucked up

Good thing that has changed!

[pelee57]

'yeah theres a magnum in the ferrari' haha

[clus11]

e doesnt say theres a magnum in the ferrar he says ' theres the magnum and the ferrari' he means the magnum car note the ice cream lol

[paj767]

No, a magnum is a certain bottle size of champagne

[SamManUtd]

paj767 is correct, cause he says women, fast cars and champagne lifestyles. : )

[codhubiv]

ha-ha, yes, I like the way you answered that like you knew what you were talking about "clus11".

Doesn't known what a Magnum is... ha-ha, what a tard! :o)

[Bi6Bwc]

tonker is a legend

[BI6AAC]

fucking right :)

[rosieavfc82]

the best bit no doubt is when they say "3 cheers for romaroz"

[mshillito]

Tonker's voices are the best! Well funny!

[shirefan1]

And even though this film was made before his reign, you have a feeling Mike Bassett is based on Steve Mclaren. Wales for SOUTH AFRICA 2010. Cymru am DDE AFFRICA 2010

[kylewillis7]

have you seen my arse anywhere haha quality

[alexs1422]

Fuckin hell! Phi Jupitus

[404009]

so why have you been sent of 25 times? u trying to fuckin wind me ! loooool best bit

[Chomskyno1]

Thank you so much for uploading this, much appreciated.

[flagga]

Tonker = Gazza: used to be great, now fat alcoholic. That things he's doing when Mike walks into the pub is meant to be the 'dentists chair' that they did in Euro 96

Steve Harper = Beckham: Flash, "best crosser of the ball in the world" and all that

[jwood36]

Bradley Walsh - Phil Neal

[Mnchsterr]

"DONKEH!"

[xratedcheese]

Lol is that Jupitus?

[XOPAUXO]

yeah

[barrowafcfan]

tomka gazza

[jay9allen]

i dno wah he does to the enemy buh he scares the shit outa me

[jay9allen]

wright is stop on gr8 talent big flop for england thou

[jay9allen]

r u lot stupid whacko is terry butcher

[ttr1994]

I think Wackett is vinnie jones

[Steveoqotsa]

I think probably Stuart Pearce,Vinnie was a taff!!!

[ttr1994]

True. Just like to say good work as well Steveoqotsa!

[tommy23manu]

Stuart Pearce was known as psycho

[jrml2009]

@Steveoqotsa vinnie jones was not a taff. however he played for wales coz of his parents

[Steveoqotsa]

@jrml2009 I'm aware of that....maybe i should have said "plastic taff"....

[lickstickly]

@jrml2009 racist fuck

[jrml2009]

@lickstickly how is that racist you moron

[lickstickly]

@jrml2009 Taff, its like saying Paddy to an Irishman mate just not on

[jrml2009]

@lickstickly its not racist mate. its not politicaly correct. welsh people dont get offended nor do irish and as well as scottish people being called a jock

[BoxySpud]

@jrml2009 Racist fuck

[graveshiftd]

@ttr1994 jones played for wales

[JBGillow]

Gary Wackett reminds me of keown

[fletchermossrangers]

tomka

[1999UTD]

gary wacket- stewart peirce. rufus smalls- ian wright. steve harper- david beckham

[karl100589]

I think Rufus Smalls is more of a parody of Emile Heskey.

[1999UTD]

yea, now i think thats probaby more appropriat

[1988MILLWALL]

Kevin Tonkinson- Gazza

[footyman]

i agree i think rufus is meant to be like wrighty not emile heskey

[davidlees11]

I actually think Rufus is meant to a jab at Andy Cole, he was a prolific goalscorer in the Premier League but could seem to score for England.

[davidlees11]

could not *

[Huggie08]

Massey - Gary Neville

[lfctwentytwo]

haha i love his speech in the first minute it shut phil jupitus up lol