Family Guy Bill Gates

[Sonny1908]

jaki pojebany jezyk

[VanilahExtract]

@Krusher184 What a personal question, I don't think that's any of your business- oh wait, you were trying to insult him.

Idiot.

[Spartain117A]

They had to make the symbol backwards...

[TheTechnoToast]

@Spartain117A the video's been reversed to avoid copyright laws :-D

[ronieitan]

Bat gates

[RangersAprentce]

please make title german if its going to be german ok? otherwise im not that please german title oh german thank you for listening?

[shivankit32]

HAHA..ROFL..Hey wich Episode Is This..I mean Whats d name?

[medexamtoolsdotcom]

I recorded the audio and played it backwards and it still didn't make any sense.

[MW2Baillistick]

Since when did Americans become fat?!

[WW3NuclearWar]

why the fuck are germans on youtube, get your own video site

[TheCrusaderBin]

@WW3NuclearWar I'm with you on this one lol

[KingJohnMichael]

@WW3NuclearWar racsist

[WW3NuclearWar]

@KingJohnMichael its not racist its fucking true

[JoshLikesMinecraft]

@WW3NuclearWar It's an international website, Germans can use it too, if they wish to do so, not just us English...

[WW3NuclearWar]

@JoshLikesMinecraft i dont care. i cant speak german and im sure 90% of youtubers cant speak german either. so. to make it even and better. get yo own

[JoshLikesMinecraft]

@WW3NuclearWar You'll just have to get over it, and not be so ignorant.

[schmui]

@WW3NuclearWar hum. you don't care. that's soooo... well, let's say it's what most people consider the opposite of "unamerican".

[doubleAAbatteries687]

@WW3NuclearWar Fuck you retarded ass racist shit dickbag!

[Jandawg99]

lol old windows sign

[XxXxChunkyPandaxXxX]

sehr gut

[Germanmixeria]

Were the Germans you alle get Germanized!

[TeamAmazing123]

@Germanmixeria No one forces you to write in english if you're not able to write in this language

[PikminXOXO]

=-= coments ruined my time with the vids ;/

[JASIFC]

im in that german family guy part of youtube again O_O

[KingJohnMichael]

@JASIFC yeah you are fag

[Evilriku13]

@JASIFC is that bad D: ?

[knoxjeff]

Just change the title:

"Das Family Guy - Wilhelm Gates" = kein Problem.

[schmui]

@knoxjeff DER Family Guy

we have more than one article 'cause we're übersmart.

oh and if you want to be überanal about it, you'd even translate his last name:

Wilhelm Tor.

sounds stupid though.

[knoxjeff]

@schmui I was going to translate the last name, but I figured nobody would get it, especially the english folks who couldn't be bothered. As for the articles, English is about the only language which is smart enough to drop so many useless articles (and cases). If we want to be really smart about it we'd drop our last one and forget the stupid things, like Russia did. Also, genders are worthless.

Recap: no articles, definite or otherwise, no genders, and certainly no cases!

[schmui]

@knoxjeff i don't think a language has any mental abilities, so it's neither smart nor stupid.

my question is: do you really think it's something to be proud of that your native language is so easy that foreigners can learn it in less than 5 minutes?

i guess you also think an environment in which you don't need to be smart makes you, uhm well, smart.

do you see the analogy? :D

[krusher184]

@schmui are you homosexual? cuz it sure seems like it.

[schmui]

@krusher184 no, i'm just a foreigner who speaks a second language fluently. i see that this might be almost as intimidating to you as fags.

oh those evil, evil fags.

[knoxjeff]

@krusher184 Right, and you can tell because the ink used to display his comments on your screen is a special type only used by homosexual youtube account holders...

No, wait, you won't get that. Let me try again:

WTF?

[knoxjeff]

@schmui Wow. I was going to reword my statement about English being "smart enough" in case someone didn't understand my meaning. I didn't quite expect the pedanticism.

While I'm not "proud" of my native language per se (who said it was my native language anyway?), I do think it a benefit of a language that it can be learned in "5 minutes." The majority of the world also thinks so as they all choose to learn and use English every day.

[knoxjeff]

@schmui As to your analogy, I must say I don't see it. Whenever I'm in Switzerland, Germany, Austria and other places in western Europe (where I consider some of the most intelligent people on Earth to reside and work) I always hear English being spoken (among other languages), especially at work. E.g., I've heard English primarily spoken in places like the electrical engineering dept. of the Ring Cyclotron at the Paul Scherrer Institute.

Cases = old and busted

English = new simplified hotness

[sloxcs]

@knoxjeff who is wilhelm gates?

[Mertensify]

@knoxjeff Though it would be wrong, since it is called Family Guy in Germany aswell. But if you wanted it to be completely German it should be something like:

"Familienmensch - Wilhelm Portale", "Familienmensch Wilhelm Tore" or "Familienmensch Wilhelm Schleuse". English is quite simple, while gates has many different meanings in English, there are 5 german words, one for each meaning.

[knoxjeff]

@Mertensify English, being as simple as it is, also differentiates between:

portal (Portale)

sluice (Schleusse)

lock (Schleuse)

gate (Tor)

floodgate (Schleusentor)

portcullis (Fallgatter)

etc.

We get these words from German and Dutch (hence the similarities). The name Gates probably more likely comes from Gasse, or Old Norse gata.

Interestingly, your word Portale comes from Latin.

[chikaraokii]

@planetary109

*read english*

*take teh american flagg*

*set it on fire*

*muhahaha*

[chikaraokii]

@Gabaga18

das stimmt und ich finde auch nicht toll was damals vorgefallen ist aber den stolz deutscher zu sein lass ich mir nicht nehmen!!!

[MrPugnax]

@2222Ruud2222 so why dont u watch the original version?

[2222Ruud2222]

@MrPugnax do you see this title named as Das famillie man or something? u click an english title and get German version, not that its a problem, i just hate english shows and than here in holland they speak it in dutch, same for german its big crap in my opinion man :)

[MrPugnax]

@2222Ruud2222 Lol in Germany it's called Family Guy as well ^^

[IllerChIller88]

@2222Ruud2222 you are weird ;)

[BaacklunD]

@2222Ruud2222 why cant americans learn german?

[thatguy6214]

@BaacklunD because we're amerrican so you can suck our nutz nazi!

[Screep5]

@thatguy6214 How's going REDNECK? How do you like that, you fat donut fucker? You americans go just SHUT THE FUCK UP. OMG, you were the ones who kidnapped afro american as slaves and treat them like shit. Even JFK got SHOT because he supported black people. Luther King got shot on his Balcony. This is just some few of the whole racism in America. So you are the actual Nazis, stupid cunt.

[Salpeteroxid]

@Screep5 America has aroudn 300 million in population, has the biggest media also. You dont think shit happens in your country aswell?

BTW, Im, Swedish and the murder of Olof Palme, our secretary of state (?) got shot, no one knows who dit it and what the motive where so stop bitching

[BaacklunD]

@BaacklunD you fat american cunt! lose some weight chubby

[deadguy718]

@BaacklunD he's not American he's Dutch (according to his youtube page)

[Blurtex33]

@2222Ruud2222 Maybe because they don't know english, moron.

[Screep5]

@2222Ruud2222 WHY CAN'T YOU FUCKING PRICKS GO LEARN GERMAN?? WE ALSO LEARNED ENGLISH SO STFU! AND YES IM NOT SWITCHING FROM CAPS LOCK BECAUSE IM ANGRY!!!!!!!!1111111111

[2222Ruud2222]

@Screep5 who the F would want to learn german so fucing useless.... ull understand me as soon has the hair starts growing on your balls... big mouthed punk (like alot of germans.... ow hey thats another reason ;)) have a nice day

[knoxjeff]

@2222Ruud2222 Anybody living in Europe would want to learn it, and anyone wanting to work for the best engineering companies in the world would benefit from it.

While many Germans are arrogant, the better behaved ones have a huge positive influence on our world, and will continue to have in the foreseeable future.

Also, English is a German dialect for all practical purposes, so just be glad our forefathers simplified it and made it the global standard, but don't be too hard on its origins...

[Jen0os]

@2222Ruud2222 Sooo true x_x it's retarded

[Haufey]

@2222Ruud2222 how do you translate a Name and a series Title?

[2222Ruud2222]

@Haufey sorry for my bad german but maybe, Der Famillie man(GERMAN GESPROCHEN), Bill Gates!! (im very serious ofcourse ;))

[KingJohnMichael]

@2222Ruud2222 and you americans ruin the hole fucking world....

[Gabaga18]

ach wie die dummen Amis und Inselaffen wieder gegen die deutschen hetzen ist ja nichts neues war ja schon immer so. die können es halt nicht verkraften wer besser ist.

[DerTairr]

@Gabaga18 ohne uns hätten sie die meisten sachen nicht die sie jetzt bei sich daheim rumliegen haben ^^ (auch wenn bei dir steht das du aus der schweiz bist :3)

[SmashingGreen]

@Gabaga18 wow. was für ein sinnhaftes und wohlbegründetes Argument.

[DaDe1337]

and germans think we hate them for ww2? That's a fart in space compared to the hate they get for putting up stupid dub's.

[Antimanele104]

with all due respect from all over the world except Germany:Please go shoot yourself.

[JHoward393]

I wish i had a helecopter come to get me.. :/

[MurphY1988]

ppls from the fuckin United States Of America .. = Idiots ..

[38clonetrooper]

the only fuckin video and it's in another language?!?! why can't there just be one language: ENGLISH.

[Camshaft103]

@38clonetrooper ur racist

[BytEfLUSh]

@38clonetrooper Es heißt Englisch.

[danr2019]

@38clonetrooper well mandarin and spanish have more native speakers, so it would be quicker to make one of those the only spoken language.

[HuBiB123]

@38clonetrooper dam straight

[jrigvd]

@38clonetrooper why not One language, GERMAN???? You're too lazy to learn?????

[38clonetrooper]

the only fuckin video and it's in another language?!?! why can't there just be one language in the world: english.

[MurphY1988]

@38clonetrooper .. u mean german! .. german is the fuckin best language .. ^^

english is so a dumb language .. Danish and German are the motherfuckin best 2 languages in the whole fuckin world ;D .. u know what? .. old-german is the ancestor of english ;) ..

[YMIamazing]

eww gross.

[Betonschwimmer]

you stupid amercians are more rasistic with your nazi comments than the nazis were...

[Shadowbeast7865]

Translation: OK Honey have to go. You need a ride Eisner?

[TsarBomb123]

The Nazis will cause the Holocaust. P.S. Germans are Nazis.

[SaskeLP]

@TsarBomb123 yes and all americans are fat 

[leingthelennart]

@TsarBomb123 get of your pc little 12 year old boy and learn something . cause guys like you dont even know what nazi means

[minnieskater]

@TsarBomb123

very interesting, please tell me more

[KingJohnMichael]

@TsarBomb123 ....................

[Jacko9696]

scheiss rassisten amis alta

[loveandwar1986]

I think there's more Trolls now then there ever was Nazis...

[behive123]

thumbing up your own comment? HELL YEAH!

[MrMinergamezocker]

Der redet ja deutsch warum schreibt ihr englisch wenns ne deutsche version ist

[Darkdragonda]

@MrMinergamezocker Im Titel ist kein einziges englisches wort!

There is not a single english word in the title :P

[2222Ruud2222]

@MrMinergamezocker Family Guy Bill Gates is the title you brainless german wurstfresser do you see any german language in the title? ( i love to chat in here!!)

[ichnichtduodersie]

@2222Ruud2222 you never eat wurst?

[2222Ruud2222]

@ichnichtduodersie every holiday on our way to switserland, we eat in Buhl in germany and we eat Blutwurst, with some big glasses of beer and i love it! in schweis we and germand peeps switser peeps, dutch(where im from) yeah we make a campfire and hang wurst on a wooden stick above the fire :)) haha

[martinboson]

Germany isn't bad because it had nazis. it's bad because it dubs shows and movies.

[rkellz93]

all these controlversial comments because bill gates put a flashlight in the air. SMH

[eight18]

WTF IS THIS NAZI SHIT?

[VegaStarAngel]

Why do some people say that Germany is a bad place just because of few events that happened over 50 years ago? The world has changed. Germany is not a bad place. It's actually a nice country. I don't see why people have to get the first bad impression about a country based on what a few people did. And wait, I clicked on here to see the Microsoft logo.

[OmegatheFallen]

how the hell are they doing that on a clear night?

[ConnorsMusic1]

I would also like to add in how much I adore Americans...being on the subject of Americans!

[ConnorsMusic1]

sorry, have I missed something? what on earth has Germans, Nazis and stuff like that got to do with this video? :s

[xXBiLLigXx]

Windows 98 symbol...

[ideader]

Its funny, I click myself into a FamilyGuy Video about some funny Windows stuff, and the first think I read in the comments is about Neo Nazis and Jews. So I asked you:

Y U NO LAUGHING ABOUT FAMILYGUY?????

[JoeKun10]

what's with all the long comments and big words

[EPTyeahyuh11]

RIP Steve Jobs

[nickstaforeva]

@EPTyeahyuh11 you are a total moron..........steve jobs was apple(which I hate) and bill gates was microsoft

[Velv9001]

who gives a shit about the jews anyway?

[planetary109]

*hears German language*

*posts something about Nazis and holocaust*

*thumbs up own comment*

*leaves*

[CharlieTheBabysitter]

@planetary109 hahahahah

[Yupthisismaname]

@CharlieTheBabysitter And you're forgetting about the all American Neo-Nazis. And the white terrorists who aren't Muslims like your redneck pa told you about. And just so you know, the Nazis already started the Holocaust, which already ended.

[J88Wolf]

Uh-oh! The dislike bar is nearly 50/50, time to read the comment section! :D

[40GHYR]

Press 0:03, over and over. It's funny... Well, at least for me.

[2013branth]

I look at the comments.... I have no idea what's going on. Anyone mind explaining it to me?

[AARDeadORAlive]

@2013branth I'll explain; A bunch of ignorant fucks from BOTH countries are bitching at each other like a bunch of 6 year olds. Now, can we leave the past behind us, stop being prejudice, and just move the fuck on? thank you -An American

[2013branth]

@AARDeadORAlive

I see. Kinda pointless their argument isn't it? American soldiers saved my family, german engineering saved my life... all is well.

[Arthos455]

@AARDeadORAlive they are a bunch of 6 year olds =D

[jesse324able1]

hitler was a pussy the nazi's were cool just shut up dumbass cuz your startin to drool

[pickuplist]

Maybe, maybe it's because family guy is very successful/famous in germany so more videos are uploaded in german language, that's called common sense @ all the retards QQ'ing why it's german.

[AnnoyingXboxer]

Why so many German family guys? haha.

[e1finity]

Everytime I have hope for the future of humanity, I stumble upon something like some of the comments here and lose all faith again. Why cant we all just get along? If you dont like someone, then leave him alone. I understand its human nature to want to impose your opinion on others, but what good are you doing the world by creating more conflict in others' life? I just really dont understand the human species in general, forget about racial stereotypes.

[hwilliams365]

@e1finity I know! humans are such idiots. All the easier when we take over.

[obianicantkillm]

@e1finity and forget about how you are a jew and must be purged?

[jmbrown8273]

@obianicantkillm fucking cunt

[obianicantkillm]

@jmbrown8273 It's only offensive if you want to take it that way. Try not to be a puss and play the victim all the time.

[jmbrown8273]

@obianicantkillm ha ha ha ha youtube drama! priceless lmfao

[TheIceteaCollie]

@e1finity I don't like you. :C

[SOULTAKIFY]

@e1finity until someone finds a way to be able to send thier fist through the internet into someone else's face no one will stop arguing

[JohnForester15]

...So people are allowed to say "Stupid fat Americans!" on our videos, yet we can't say, "Stupid Nazis!" on German Videos?

Sounds pretty hypocritical to me.

[Juliansnake1000]

To all nazis, capitalist, or neo-nazis, or ww2 veterans, etc: STOP! this is a video about bill gates and his micro-call, that gives him the roflcopter full of blue screens,This is not a video about hitler ranting at the americans.

If you want to discuss about war, then search ''ww2 hitler speach'' or something so, please, stop speaching here, goddamnit!

[davidmikloswwe]

Season and Episod?

Please!

[coolboialex]

urgh, another challenge of trying to find the comment that started this..

[Juliansnake1000]

GUYS STOP, im watching a family guy video, not a video about nazism, capitalism, or either WW2! PLEASE! THIS IS NOT HISTORY, THIS IS COMEDY!

[Shashank7170]

@Juliansnake1000 couldn't agree with you more...

[tulapi123]

Most neo nazis these days are also refered to as rednecks.

[guikgfzjr7]

Its in German.

[kushandcookies]

@Shredow2 kinda hard to stop it when you gave them the right to do it and then realized that they would kill you if you try to stop it. also look up rebels at that time, there have been a lot

[ToyArmyGeneral]

@Shredow2 Wasn't there a german officer in the Allies helping against the nazis? also they cant rebel if all it does it get them killed.

[InhaleAwesomeness]

@Shredow2 I am German and I agree with you.

[yognut72]

@Shredow2 thats were your wrong this polish dude save 500 jewish people

[aaronrodgers77]

@Shredow2 ur absolutely correct. i am a jew and a german. to me, my jewish identity is more important than my german identity, partially because of the holacaust. nevertheless, i take german in school because i realize that germany is a peaceful, anti nazi country now. i wish other people would see them to be this way as well

[Neeidea]

@Shredow2 And America didnt come in until nearing the end of the war so you didnt do a goddamned thing to stop it either until you were attacked. But you did give some supplies to us

[FreeHouseStore]

@Shredow2 WOW you was just fucking dumb, do you realize? You said it's no longer 1944, yet you blame the Germans for not doing against it... Anyways I'd see you do a fucking thing in a dictatorship...

[Alex1731777]

@Shredow2 back in 1944 everyone who wanted to "do a damn thing to stop it" got killed

[SonicMatrix64]

@Shredow2 why didn't we(america) do anything about that until later on in the war?

[Shredow2]

@SonicMatrix64 Americans didn't know about it until they marched on the concentration camps.

[Romansssz]

@Shredow2 also theres oddly high presence of Neo-Nazis in parts of Russia for some reason.

[gaatjenitaan]

@Shredow2 No, most of the German people didn't knew about the genocide.

[yrtsg]

@Shredow2 I'm Jewish and what you said isn't true. Many people in Germany at the time were actually oblivious to what was going on. If they did there would be at least one person who would leak it to the world but it wasn't found out until after the war when the allies raided the camps. This was done secretly most Germans thought the Jews were just moving away because they were being treated badly they also didn't think about it too much and didn't care

[Godzilla0nIce]

@Shredow2 lol at people like you who talk down to others like you're something better

[MinorLosses]

wow.... is it British English? i don't understand...

[Rhexx18]

@MinorLosses you're dumb as fuck it is in German not British English...

[MinorLosses]

@Rhexx18 no you are dumb as fuck... you can't recognize cynicism! faggot

[Rhexx18]

@MinorLosses you are a idiot.... look at your last comment than you will know why the rest of the world including your mom agrees with me :)

[MinorLosses]

@Rhexx18 look at yours... try to find why YOU are the stupid one.... t'was cynicism and no more, and if you believed me that I really thought it was British English then you are the one of the dumbest persons I've seen... For real.

[Rhexx18]

@MinorLosses i am stupid? ooh hell naw. im not the one who thinks this is british english haha you joke

[MinorLosses]

@Rhexx18 >< yeah.. So stupid... Maybe if I will say it slowly you will understand... I.. was... cynical... do you know what even cynical mean? maybe I should refer you to a dictionary... Go to google dot com and search "cynical dictionary" and look this word up, maybe you will someday won't be as dumb as you are today..

[Rhexx18]

@MinorLosses i know what it means obviously you don't so keep on thinking that this is 'british american' haahah loser :)

[MinorLosses]

@Rhexx18 Wow... well I'm done here with this moron... When you decide you want to stop being a loser idiot who can't admit he was wrong, talk to me... actually no don't talk to me even then...

[Rhexx18]

@MinorLosses aww well isn't that cute Mr.high school dropout is trying to be smart well kid you keep on doing that but i don't want to talk to you anymore because...you're an idiot :) (blocked) good luck in life you silly retard :)

[shvelo96]

All the translated versions of Family Guy SUCK!