Thor: 3D Angry Movie Review

[Marveljew]

**** 3D



[GoblinBomber]

hollywood needs to stop the fucking love escenes in hero movies they dont HAVE to get in love to kick ass seriously that cliche bullshit needs to stop

[Tycho86]

3D should immerse the audience in the movie's world and feature a few gimmicky shots; otherwise, it's worthless and a waste of money.

[Protoshag46]

Joe if you review any more films do not do ghost rider 2 it's mind jack laced with the last airbender and It's in 3D stan lee would be ashamed.

[blueeyeatog]

@Protoshag46 how right you are

[iseezapie]

Dear god i wish americans would stop bitching about prices. Every video its "oh i payed $12 for a movie, oh i payed $60 for a game" You know what the NORMAL movie price in australia is? 16 DOLLARS! and $22 for 3D. You know what full price for games here is? $110. if we can pick up a relatively new game for $60 then we are fucking happy about it. You guys get everything for cheap, appreciate how relatively little you pay for your entertainment

[blueguy15]

and i thought i was getting overcharged!

[TheSupersoldier1234]

How much it cost 12-13 Euros/Dollars i mean u could get a long sleeve shirt with that or a hamburger or a pizza or anything under 10 Euros/Dollars maybe something usefull like batterys.

[dobrev1dqd]

The Movie was a good time. Nothing more. Joe expects too much from a superhero movie.

[Rtv03]

I can't get enough of 3D....but only on PC games. I use those yellow blue paper glasses and they work great with the proper software.

In cinema it's a gimmick that's no longer cool. Loved it in Avatar, hate t in everything else.

[raulprima]

The worst thing is that half of the people that complain about 3D still go to watch them in the theatre. Fucking hypocrites. It's like the idiots of Final fantasy that complain and complain about no ending, and then say: Now we have to wait for the DLC!

ARE YOU PEOPLE STUPID? If you think what they did/are doing is wrong, DON'T BUY THEIR SHIT. Don't watch movies in 3d, EVER, and the problem will be solved.

[Th3xUnkn0wn]

@raulprima well...um...he reviews movies and games.

[Sergyanime]

Here in SA texas its easy to find none 3d viewings. I never watch movies in 3D.

[Bradatimrkonja]

more movie reviews!!

[kaloan999]

12.50 OMG SO MUCH CHEAPER . In my contry it is 12 bucks

[PichuSkywalker]

@kaloan999 we have to pay €14 D:

[comedypros]

this was the film that pushed my limit on 3D. this film gave me a headache with the glasses on. had to watch the film without the glasses. the only time i can ever watch a 3d live action film is when its FILMED in 3d not done in post production like thor, clash of the titans and resident evil 4. fucking HATE 3D!!!!

[898792]

it seemed like alot of people thought that green lantern was going to be better than it was.

[118Voyager]

Actually, though, he did screw up his lore a bit.

[118Voyager]

Loved Thor, hate 3D =)

[sonofdark18]

i hate this movie

[sonwukong666]

Um Joe, I hate to say this but I think you got the Cosmic Cube mixed up with the Casket of Winters or something, it doesn't grant wishes is the point but I do agree about it being a 6/10.

[gothepro98]

i'M tHOR XD

[THEAarongeddon]

Toast is a life changing experience.

[003jdt]

the movie was ok, but it was mostly filler and back story to lead up to the avenger movie

[wtfan]

@ 15:20,did anyone else notice the mic dropping overhead?

[monkeyeatter91]

i hate 3D it adds no extra entertainment to the film. Its just uncomfortable and pointless.

[R3V0LUTIONxClanVids]

@monkeyeatter91 and its a waste of time, technology, and money

[Edgehead178]

Honestly, I was waiting for the movie to end. It was boring for me.

[SlyTF1]

My city is fine when it comes to 3D. For every 3D showing, there's also a 2D showing. And they give you BRAND NEW glasses each time. You know they're new because you actually open them out of the package.

[Xemnin]

I'm viewer number 47,474. Cool.

[lunseisleidee]

I fully agree with everything about this review!! Except for one thing: I really don't think that actor looked or acted anything like Thor.

[nikeair987654]

sad thing is theyre trying to make 4D...

[NightOfTheLiving8bit]

P.S. Some 3D movies are awesome! Tron:Legacy anyone?!

[NightOfTheLiving8bit]

What the hell kind of 3D glasses are those?! Up here in NH we have disposable ones that are brand new each time!

[Hobnomb]

XD joes 'what?' at the ending part is funny

[356MONKEYMAN]

Asgard Vs Sovngarde (from skyrim) imagine them going to war

[CrystalJupiter]

But when I could be watching superhero movies like Iron Man and the Batman films, Thor kind of was average to me.

[CrystalJupiter]

I've thankfully avoided 3D movies for a while.

[UnivingIshiro]

Please,stop 3D and shitty movies!I wanna see a movie in a theater again and that's worth it!

[thunderpeeweea]

This is a badass movie but the 3D sucked

[rafalwiklinski]

Hey in Poland where i live 3D option was the only one alvalible. I loved the movie, but i hated the 3D.

[InkDragon160]

As much as Thor was okay... They could've atleast got some scandinavian actors to play as the Warrior 3 and that chick (Her name poped outa my head : / )

And I agree, the actors were good, yet you think for a "Norse God" they get a couple of scandinavian actors

[VengadorDorado91]

@InkDragon160

well,since three of the most beloved american heroes (Superman,Spiderman and Batman) are now played by british actors,the lack of scandinavian actors in Thor is not a big deal :P

[InkDragon160]

@VengadorDorado91 Okay - Thats a good point :P

[Vanitas61]

12:26 haven't laughed that hard in a while.

[giantmutantchicken]

I know how to make them stop 3d movies: DON'T WATCH THE 3D MOVIES!! I don't mean don't watch ANY movies, I mean if all the movies you watch are 3d, seek out the 2d movies (like instead of any bullshit 3d movies, see sherlock holmes 2 or something) in short, durr di hurr this 3d bullshizz!

[giantmutantchicken]

I know how to make them stop 3d movies: DON'T WATCH THE 3D MOVIES!! I don't mean don't watch ANY movies, I mean if all the movies you watch are 3d, seek out the 2d movies (like instead of any bullshit 3d movies, see sherlock holmes 2 or something)

[Killbotfactory]

I do not recommend Thor either, but less do I recommend Captain America

[giantmutantchicken]

@Killbotfactory I recommend FREE SWEETROLLS!!! who wouldn't like that?

[356MONKEYMAN]

@giantmutantchicken YOUR THE ONE WHO STOLE MY SWEETROLL! >=O

[giantmutantchicken]

@356MONKEYMAN yes, yes I am. so I'll give you back the sweetroll for free for only an interest of 8 dollars per 10 minutes. ^^ or you could have mine for free. (if you trip that lock over there and get it as a reward)

[356MONKEYMAN]

@giantmutantchicken (trips lock uses ethreal trap comes ethreal protects grabs sweetroll exits eats sweetroll hears bomb ticking) aww shit FUS ROH DAH! (bomb flys out and hits giantmutantchicken) another victory for dragonborn

[giantmutantchicken]

@356MONKEYMAN OH SHI- (sweet roll turns into chuck norris and punches me with his beard)

[356MONKEYMAN]

@giantmutantchicken Thanks chuck =D (gives chuck norris 90000 gold

[mahad117579]

i liked it its the best movie ever (sarcasm)

[kylum10001]

i liked this movie but the 3d was terrible

[TheDarkNeonHero]

Listen Joe, considering that the Thor movie has been in development hell for as long as Duke Nukem Forever, it's a FUCKING miracle that it actually worked out BETTER than DN Forever!

[gaburiel123]

LOL...He hate 3DS because 3DS have 3D

[R3LL0323]

the hospital scene is the best scene. shit had me on the floor

[KarlNuevo16]

The end credit is Loki alive and possessing the old dude.. Because in the comics in the next Avengers film he was said to possess Hulk and cause havoc towards earth and Asgard.. but that's in the comics at least. But i've heard rumors saying that it won't be the same as that of the comics, which is a little bit of a letdown. but i digress lol

[hajlender12]

I enjoyes Spiderman 3 more than Thor but I did like Thor!

[TheDarksaint82]

joe jacób run run away!!! dont even lok back his mad mad i telyer

[HxCSounds]

i was exactly the same with the conan skit.

[metaldk100]

Lol in the theater i so this all the people in the room what saying what? after the end credits Joe you were right xD

[metaldk100]

@metaldk100 were saying "what?" after then credits Joe you were right xD

[oss182]

It just needed more action scenes, if you are making a movie about the god of thunder, make him fight something epic, the Destroyer battle was very short. Loki was a very cool character cool to know he is coming back in the Avengers.

[bingbashbosh1]

NOOO MOOOOREE FUUUUUUCKIIIIIN' POINTLEEEESSSS THREEEE DEEEE MOOOOOVIEEEEES!!!!!!

[kaloan999]

@bingbashbosh1 Yep . I've only seen real 3D ONCE ! ON ADVERTISMENTS FOR ANOTHER MOVIE AT THE BEGINING OF A FILM WTF

[wakablam]

unless you live in my town, AMC has a choice of 2d and 3d.

[SaibotPT]

humm a question... that part of the Earth girls are so easy. where does it come from?

[sonofdark18]

@SaibotPT college frats and soritys (i suck at spelling) i think

[nikodrengen91]

They dont recycle the glasses in my cinema.

[MrBudakkecik15]

For me, i only watch 3D for CGI films like avatar, transformers, tintin etc

[gwarfan55]

you know what's funny, he said he thought the Green Lantern would be good.......

[ZatchShowbiz]

I agree dude, finally someone who realizes you don't need 3D to watch a movie. Also you are hilarious :P

[pelicanflashdance]

Yeah, £6 for a 2D ticket in England :)

[TheVioletfox01]

i live a life of 3D abstinence, i haven't seen a single movie in theaters since avatar... O.O ... that was a really long time ago...

[pelicanflashdance]

@TheVioletfox01 3d really isn't worth the money, I hope it's just a fad

[sonofdark18]

@TheVioletfox01 i havent seen a movie in theatres since coraline... i think that was 4 years ago and since then i havent looked back though coraline was awesome!

[blackcloak9432]

I live in a small town whose theater is so small and low-funded that 3d can't be played. Lucky me, i guess.

[JRBigBrown]

fuck this movie, ppl r stupid if they thought this chocolate coverd piece o shit was good

[andresaimar2010]

i think this guy has lost to ability to really enjoy anything....i understand the 3d argument about Misused 3D but dang

[StoneButterflys]

Joe you don't understand what a climax is do you? the climax is the height of the emotional turning point of the film or story. so the real climax is when Thor destroyed the Bifrost for the good of Asgard and gave up his promise for whatever her name is to return (sacrifice). why does everyone think the climax is the part with the most action?

[sustelsuk]

the cube is explain in captain america

[chevypillow247]

Finally, someone else who didn't like Thor :D

[Spud17593]

@chevypillow247 god i fucking hated thor first the ending sucked ass acually i want them to make a 2nd one because i want them together

[carefulmaker]

sorry angry joe but the lion king is out in 3D!

[SonicRyan1992]

I'M THOOORR!! <3

[TheHurragun]

Kto z TeamTGWTGpl łapka w góre! XD

Good job Joe! I waiting for more "3D Rant" :p

[Mad77max77]

Same here !

The film was Clear !



[Mad77max77]

@Mad77max77 and about the "end of credit" scene, you wouldn't say it's pointless if you saw Captain America ;)

I know it was worth it !

It's a Marvel movie !

[sfighter991]

I didn't see this and "Captain America:The First Avenger" in 3D.

I loved this movie and even though the movie had no Donald Blake, it did stay somewhat loyal to the newer comics. Peter Rallis gave a very negative review claiming it's a severely flawed movie. I only spotted one flaw and that was no Donald Blake. I don't see why every film should have the rule of 3's.

[360Gojira]

captain america was but green lantern wasn't

[Slyeli1]

Hey Joe. You should've done a Captain America review.

[TheBenjaminBrewhair]

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! IT WAS RASIN TOAST

[filipmisko]

Ahahaha you're watching it in old 3D ROFLMAO.

Go to Imax and don't be stupid anymore.

[halleljk]

im thor! ahahahahaha

[jorrillabear]

why was natalie portman in it anyway. thor was made for the avengers movie. if anything she ruined it. now im not saying he couldnt have a love intrest but it shouldnt of been a the main storyline. the last line of the movie is "shes looking for you" period

[SpikyDane]

Theres a reason why most scandinavians hate this movie, it has NOTHING to do with norse mythology.

[RuleOf18Clans]

Honestly I think the fact that they didn't wind up giving Thor a boat on the end of a stick to bash talking hamsters with makes it a great improvement over other crappy Marvel movies. It kicks the shit out of the X-men franchise. How can you fuck Deadpool so much that he winds up WITH NO MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheVioletfox01]

the last 3-d movie i saw was avatar. lolz

[gotinogaden]

Earth girls are easy, rofl. Good one.

[nunouno001]

My ratings

Thor 7.5

Captain America 8.0

Green lantern 2.0

[SpikeyJamez]

Thor movie is eh...the romantic part of the film is very poor and the story is kinda weak.

[BernardtheUgly]

i paid 10 euros for 4 glass in playstic like normal black glases

[TwoLeggedBeast09]

The only 3D movie I liked so far was Jackass 3D lol

[XD0002]

is Kobra commander just in charge of every cheap corporate out there???

[JAWZ131]

in england u dont have tables you just have a chair and cup holders and i agree what he says about 3d IT IS A LOAD OF SHIT

[LizzieThePirate88]

Hate 3-D!!! :D

[DemonGirlinHell]

hmmm... the robot thing reminds me of the giant dude from " the day the earth stood still" :/

[AthillaMeraniver]

The only reason there's a Thor, Captain america movies, is that they want to make an Avengers movie, which will pickup straight after the ending of Captain America, if you've seen the trailer & movie you'd see. I guess they thought that they needed to explain the Super Heroes back story.

[brucewayne264]

01:58-02:06 i died out of laughter

[Megaman765]

I'd say I'm one of the lucky souls that actually saw the movie in 2D. I thought the movie was... alright at the least.

[tigreHHH]

i LOOOOOOOOVE your reviews.. i cant wait to see your captain america review :)

[myrio007]

IM THOR!!!!!!1

[ABL36]

So funny hahahhaa you started a rebellion in the movie theatre hahahaLol

[Mrcool210]

alright joe 2 things to say to you about the end credits 1 it was meant for the fans of the comics we know excatly what that is its THE FUCKING COSMIC CUBE, and 2 nothing is confusing or stupid about it cause a it is a way to lead to the avengers and 2 they hinted at the cube through most of the movie.

[Mrcool210]

too bad green lantern didnt turn up to be better

[seanj666]

It ain't hard to find movies not in 3-D where I live. I stay in the DMV (DC, MD,VA)

[Karkinelite]

I wish I had an old school Cobra Commander helmet...I am so envious. In other news, 3d blows all around its a waste of time and all these stupid retarded movies that have no right to even be in 3d are just doing it for a cash in. And Thor was way way way better than Green Lantern, but Captain America was awesome.

[MrBoondock1]

Dude Conan Obrien prettty much ruined the whole movie with the BEST humor in the trailer for everybody but damn that was the funniest thing I ever saw and when I went to go see the movie I just remembered the gay voice LMAO but still a pretty good movie NOT GREAT AND AWESOME like Iron Man but good 7 Thor Hammers/ out of 10 Thor Hammers If you ask me

[AMxPunk]

Marvel's Thor is an insult to Thor in Norse Mythology

[Algernonab]

Weakest love chemistry? Got one weaker: Star Wars Episode II (which, guess what? Starred Natalie Portman)

[Algernonab]

Wait, Gilderoy Lockhart didn't fuck up something?

[1999andreas]

luckily in Denmark we can choose between 3d and 2d in cinemas

[Nuance6]

i thought thor was good honestly

[Excaliber237]

The ending was supposed to mean that there going to make Thor 2.

[luisalexander70]

green lantern lol

[LordSandwich97]

God I'm happy right now…

In my country, there is a 2D version of every film in every theater. Also, 3D just costs like 3 dollars more. Haha ;)

[TamerlanePNR]

3D is a gimmick just to make you pay more

[jessmonster405]

amc has the option

[SIXERIZE69]

GET IT...MARVEL AT

[TheGodzillaSithLord]

WARNING  INCOMING 3D RANT

[teknotoast]

I wonder if Joe knows he doesn't have to bleep his "fuck"s anymore

[FrontAlleyBoys]

@HardCaps12 He barely survived 3-D, you expect him to go to a 4-D movie? And seeing how pointless 3-D is in kids films, imagine what would happen if he saw pointless 4-D

[ListedProduction]

Holy shit your theatres look nice

[HardCaps12]

i cant wait for Joes rant on Spykids: 4-D when they say you could actually SMELL in the movie!

[keloid123]

@HardCaps12 i just know that spykids all the time in the world is gonna suck

[superskeetospro]

@HardCaps12 Wasn't the first movie to do that. The eariliest I can remember that did this was the Rugrats and Wild Thornberry's movie cross-over thing-a-ma-jigger.

It smelled like cardboard. It's rediculous. -___-'

[MariothePlumber10000]

@HardCaps12 I want to see him do it, just wait I know it.

[Deathfromtheright]

@HardCaps12 cause smelling your movie is ssooooooooooo awesome, *end sarcasim*

[TheCay1998]

@HardCaps12 i refuse to watch the new spy kids not because of the 3/4d but because its not going to be anywhere near as good as the original trilogy

[MRrakso321]

this is why i love my city. there are never any 3d movies only 2d even if a nother theater is showing 3d the one i go to is always 2d :D

[simonruane]

I am glad I found a review to this film with the same opinion I have

[pupyflea]

the make glasses that transform 3d movies into 2d movies. it is well worth the money for pointless 3d movies. u can buy them online. hope that helps

[ilove2123]

Hey the "cube of winners" was used in the end by loki to destroy the frost giant realm. Pay attention to the movie before you do a review.

[zombiediz]

i like how hes covering the T and it just says hor

[theCALLOFTHEGAME]

A man preach it to those movie makers about 3d where I live they have 2d movies but only like 5 out of 12 of those movies are actually in 2d it sucks and the glasses are 5 freaking dollars it's ridiculous and what do people even see in 3d I think if it's a 3d movie at least make glasses free

[mikestep692]

fuck 3d its not free on free movie tuesday!!!



[AshmoreVid]

3D only works in cartoon CG films, pixar and the like

[pippo17173]

I believe xbox 360 follow there footsteps in over pricing there stuff.

[SargeantMario101]

00:22 Angry Joe seems Angry!

[TheTsugnawmi2010]

Oh god. Joe. Please tell me you didn't watch Transformers 3D: DSOTM! Honest to god 3D is fucking pointless in DSOTM

[YouuuuuuTosserrrr]

00:01... he's in a moooood :p

[kubuel]

NOOOO more fucking 3D!!!!

[TheGodzillaSithLord]

how dare you how dare yo" oh toast *eats it* thank you lady  2 asgard!

[WhenTheFlamesDieOut]

BROOOOO!!! is that the cinnamon toast?...

gimme O.o

[iDthespiritofchaos]

When I watch 3D movies, I usally forget that what I'm watching is in 3D

[xLEVELUPx]

You should go to another, cleaner theater, where they actually wash their glasses. At my local AMC, they use RealD 3D glasses instead of normal 3d in other theaters. AMC is a higher class theater, that's why. What theater do you go to, anyway?

[kingofburnttoast]

i gave it a pretty low rating

[greenbayalldway]

Ive only seen 2 movies in 3d that I thought, after seeing them, that they were good for 3d. the first is jackass 3d, shot entirely in 3d cameras, and well, did the jackass stuff which most was good for 3d. the second was transformers 3d, which I saw cause there wasnt a 2d option, and Im glad their wasnt. of the 5 3d movies Ive seen transformers is by far the best for 3d, thor sucked. tron sucked, and the other one sucked so much i cant remember its name. not all 3d movies are bad, just most.

[fritolibre]

i give it a 7.5

[XJVHS]

@GuiltySparkFilms Whew....That's a relief. I sure hope that 3D works with the film. Like Joe, I hate to pay extra amount of money for a movie, if there is no point to it.

[TheLordstrider]

After watching the movie in 3D Glasses i waited to see some amazing 3D effects for the glasses .... didn't see any :/

[VersusSEED]

I've heard that in the comic book Thor spends much more time on Earth than they depicted in the movie.