"Russian Unicorn" — a bad lip reading of Michael Bublé

[Ratch3tHacker]

I am a Unicorn and I find this offensive.

[MisaUzumaki23]

....... What is this...........?

[bmurray5164]

I know you aint a bitch!

[1waka2laka]

i almost shit myself laughing when he said i poisoned my dog so he can't keep chasing that baby giraffe

[freakthepeachout]

Happy Monsoon Day!

[skuzinsk]

This makes me stupidly smile every single time. The people on the bus must think I'm insane.

[Mucic333]

thats a badass grocery shop. Safeway?

[CunningSoapMan]

I totally just realized they're playing a muzak version of "Everybody Poops" in the background.

BLR, you are the greatest.

[emeliakanson91]

Unicorns are endangered animals... People keep shooting them for being Russian. D:

[TheRealLittleBIGhead]

@emeliakanson91 and that's racist, too

[emeliakanson91]

@TheRealLittleBIGhead I know, it's horrible D: 

[aModernDandy]

Why can I not stop listening to this??

[kennyparker1337]

I haven't seen a Russian Unicorn yet, and already I feel bad for it.

[joeltopgun]

Thumbs up if you want Buble to do a cover of it!!

[HappyGestapo]

Я русский единорога, и я считаю это оскорбительным.

[SophaloafZombie]

Soo... Why doesn't this kind of shit happen to me when I go to the grocery store?

[legofreak93]

how do you do this? it's amazing and very entertaining

[SaganAppreciationSoc]

This song is like many songs and genres rolled into one. Just amazing.

[TheShadowedWolfe]

I MEMORIZED this song. sad or what? Just the other day i started singing it in wegmans. Everyone was looking at me like "Wtf her problem?" :P

[jujub123100]

@FreiKuk actually, it's the same both ways........

[x3xxRawrx3xx]

lmfaoo XD



[AlbinWest]

I wanna be able to drink fire water too!

[wasabi1787]

No idea who this musician is but this is a funny video.

[icantsoishant]

not if i save that mental kitty first

[intheveins2000]

"he thinks monsters are gonna come and eat his testicles" hahaha! i died!

[TheRealLittleBIGhead]

I wish Michael Buble would do a cover of this

[SaganAppreciationSoc]

I like how the "Everybody Poops" muzak is playing in the grocery store at the end of the Russian Unicorn video. Any chance you can give some treatment to Symphony Of Science songs like "We Are All Connected" or "A Glorious Dawn"?

[salx101]

If there was only one thing in the world to describe me is this song

[Daydreamgurl28]

You guys should a badlipreading of Ariana Grande !!!!!

[rockNroll630]

" i ate a cookie.. than gave it back to beNNeeiiEE!"

[Poshbeautie14]

I can really relate to this song :,)

soooo touching ;)

[nickthebc]

better than the original song. Hands down

[Psychman93]

I drink fire-water with every meal.

[VariousVariety]

"I poisoned my dog so that he can't keep chasing that baby giraffe" - LOL!

[CunningSoapMan]

I actually heard Haven't Met you Yet for the first time the other day. I then laughed to myself because it's nowhere as good as this, lol.

[Egi828]

thats luisiana lopilato!! :ppp lol

[MultiEclipse123]

Yeah, she did it.

[xXRikkouXx]

wow, this song is soo touching.

[joeltopgun]

DEAR INTERNET PLEASE RELEASE ME. I AM FOREVER DOOMED TO VIEW YOUR VIDEO WITH STRANGE ENTHUSIASTIC DELIGHT, I'D PROBABLY DO IT ON THE COUCH IF I WASN'T TOO OBSESSED...

[OmarioS1980]

Amaaazing ;)) 

[kunaluh]

I have an unhealthy obsession with this. It's my ringtone, my alarm-tone, I listen to it when I'm in the shower, when I brush my teeth, when I'm on the toilet, when I walk to school, when I'm being dirty with myself. I also want this to play on my funeral.

[joeltopgun]

@kunaluh FUCKING HELP ME I HAVE THE SAME OBSESSION

[kunaluh]

@joeltopgun We should start a RUAA group. :D

[awesomerule]

in class we call dicks strawberries

[papershipps]

1. WHY IS SHE SCANNING FRUIT????

2. I SWEAR MOST OF THESE VIEWS ARE FROM ME<3

[OsbordPlunky]

@JohnIsAScon Want to know how I got here? From a World of Warcraft video showing how to do a glitch in the game. Cool eh? No. No one cares shut the fuck up.

[OsbordPlunky]

@JohnIsAScon Nothing wrong with play WoW. No need to be a dick.

[usuario91ful]

OMG i love this!! thanks ariana for make me search this ^^

and.. Paola Argento!!XD

[SuperAntigreen]

Ariana grande was just talking about this :?

[VadorX]

Im getting a porcupine and naming it Zazoom.

[StormsEyeScepter]

After seeing the original, this techno beat seems really misfitting with the grocery store setting... XD

[kris8144]

michael buble disliked this video 280 times

[BradiKal61]

@kris8144

Buble' LOVES this video and the song! Look it up!

[AkimoTheropy]

@kris8144 Michael Buble in a documentary said himself he really LOVES this song

[TheValsitsor]

@kris8144 he's really enjoyed this. fail

[Smullet90]

This deserves 10 billion views. Really.

[Smullet90]

Hope my roommate don't come home...

[ProSitu]

Я русский единорога, и я нахожу это наступление

[ninjaberry24]

This song is so fucking legit.

[StrawberryLove380]

ummmmm, u spelled it wrong at 3:17 ..... -_-

[bestbariplayerevr]

Im a russian... and a unicorn.

[Ilovesmesomeketchup]

Man those are really ripe bananas...

[Micaela12313]

BLR songs are so catchy! Better than the originals, haha, they're perfect: they're extremely funny, and the melody is awesome!

[SimonHolton]

cant watch the actual video without seeing him saying we could shoot a russian unicorn

[CaiGwatkin]

Love the ending!

"I poisoned my dawg so he can't keep chasing that baby girraffe"

I laughed SO hard 7:^D

[KeithRod111]

@neeoant thanks

[Colly188]

i saved a mental kitty. hahaah

[NormanNorma]

Far, far superior song to the original. Well done.

[Danathielle]

Is it just my impression or the song playing at the supermarket is "Everybody poops"? XD

[MrJackNicholsin]

@Danathielle OMG your right! haha

[ihateeveryone151]

Them strawberrys look juicy!

[KeithRod111]

What's the original name of the song ?

[NeeoAnt]

@KeithRod111 It's called 'Haven't Met You Yet'.

[artsysimone]

This makes me absolutely love Michael Bublé. He has an amazing voice, it would be cool if he would do something like this for real.

[doubledevil]

Better than the original!

[FreiKuk]

Not "Российский единорог". In Russian it's gonna be "Русский единорог". Thumbs up 'cause this is true

[Abrad98]

@FreiKuk - Well, seeing as he probably only had the aid of Google Translate, he came pretty close.

[TheShadowedWolfe]

@FreiKuk Either way i cant read it lol

[marshmallowman60]

dem strawberries look juicy! lol



[Khatanmurun]

anyone else notice Everybody poops was playing in the background at the end?

[clemensetz]

I will call my son Zazoom

[BradiKal61]

How did I JUST find out about this? Freaking awesome!

[Mrthesuper123]

thumbs up if you piosoned your dog so he cant chase the baby giraffe

[salsero920]

Like this if you recognize that the background music in the supermarket at 4:00 is "Everybody poops" by BLR & BEP. :)

[chrissyttrs]

i like this version better haha

[BlitzCup]

I haven't even heard the original..

[schitlipz]

LOL! Extremely clever and talented overdub.  And Mike's response is pure Canuck gold :)

[esjane9]

"I GOT YOUR BARBIE ZUCCHINI...!"

[tigerlover1021]

"I poisoned my dog so he could stop chasing that baby giraffe" LOOOOOOOOL

[teamcorporate24]

Anyone else notice the background chatter starting at 4:03?

"Did he say he drinks fire water?"

"He thinks monsters are trying to get his testicles!"

[sunnyray97]

Happy Monsoon Day everyone!!

[themediocrenontheist]

"♪ we can shoot a unicorn

girl, i know you'll like the horn

and i'm gonna keep you warm

till you wake up in the morning ♪"

What the FUCK, hahaha...

[DJpopel]

HIKING

[RomanRockys]

oh shit dude that was fucking awesome happy monsoon day

[JGreenlikesbutter]

EVERYBODY We should go to the original video and write Russian Unicorn it would be the ultimate TROLL

[KheilouVideo]

Where is "In soviet russia, unicorn shoots you" ?

[Hicksydust]

this song is awesome seriously the song works so well with the video the songs is catchy as hell i was singing it to myself ag work today when my coworker looked at me and ehst was that about a russian unicorn lol! Happy Monsoon day!

[mavowar72]

Serious :)

[mavowar72]

I seriously can't get enough of these video's and the song's. Dirty Spaceman, Morning Dew, Every Body Poops, and Hot Jumpin Beans are incredibly catchy. My kids love them. Asian Baby is hilarious.

Would love to hear the guy who does these actually do a serious song. He has serious talent

[Abrad98]

@mavowar72 - BLR is actually a professional music and video producer, and has said that he's done serious songs -- unfortunately, since he's staying anonymous, we can't know what those songs are.

[5915KCool69]

I am a rare ukranian unicorn...and I'd prefer not to be shot. Thankyou.

[kurumako]

@5915KCool69 But, are you vermillion? If not then you're safe.

[eatin4f0od]

My favorite part of this video is seeing the old couple dancing. :)

[wartmiller]

He's like a Jensen Ackles wannabe.. ;)

[MandiMoo28]

@wartmiller Jensen ackles ftw!!!

[psycho512]

I poisoned my dog so he cant keep chasin that baby giraffe

[122Loveyouall]

Who would suddenly fall in love with a dude you met in a store?

[atshorlus53]

@122Loveyouall I dunno, but I've heard the produce section is one the of the best places to pick up girls. Which is kind of surprising considering all the potential for lame "fruit-to-body" jokes. lol

[lliiaamm0099]

@joshofsouls1993 haven't met you yet has had 50,827,715 views on his official youtube channel the awkward moment when you cant fucking count

[Kershmey]

I love that a Muzak version of Everybody Poops is playing on his way out of the supermarket.

[TheMinaMilan]

I'd be into a 3some with Bubbles and a Unicorn... ;)

[zeezoutje]

@TheMinaMilan Respect ;) Hope for u that the unicorn doesn't use he's horn.....

[TheMinaMilan]

@zeezoutje Thanks darling. But rest assured when it comes to unicorns I'm not a complainer, and besides, I'm known to get "horny" from time to time...

[MotherAbby]

@TheMinaMilan Hawt.

[soManyNoobsIkilled]

michael is looking for a women with a benz just looking to lose it, but hes havent met her yet

[WordsOfReverie]

275 Russian unicorns watched this.

[KendokaInuzuka]

LOL at the end the background music (the grocery store music) is everybody poops :D

[frantickoala]

Damn these guys are talented.

[ElizabethlCurrier]

Oh ya and "I had a cold one time and then I licked myself"

[ElizabethlCurrier]

I use quotes from this song to reply to toll-free callers.

"The guy behind you just soiled his underwear"

"I wanna shave that mustache and then have gelato"

and "I just want to say I should not have ate those cajun rice and beans" are some of my favorites

[kakashi1629]

@ElizabethlCurrier "Ima blast your brains talking full on sex" would be the best fucking thing to say to a toll free caller XD

[V35T1N]

To point out the obvious: unicorns are traditionally associated with virginity. As such - "shooting the unicorn" means having sex... for the first time.

[WillGo7]

@V35T1N Yeah...ok.

[b3rtne]

Those strawberries do indeed look juicy. That ass as well.

[EggyBizKit]

We gotta run, ok? And lose those monsters so the dont shoot me in the nutt.

[AmbrociousXP]

274 people "did it"

[joshofsouls1993]

You know, if this WASN'T a parody, this song would actually sound pretty fucking amazing.

[zeezoutje]

@joshofsouls1993 WTF are you talking about?

yes this song is a parody but it doesn't make it any less awesome !

[joshofsouls1993]

@zeezoutje I never said it wasn't a good song, I merely meant that if this was a legitimate song, it would be even better, you see?

[Gerredzane]

A hot pocket for 20 cents is an amazing deal. I need to find that store.

[Soloagino]

@Gerredzane make sure to keep us knowing if you find one, i will find a way to move to whatever state that is in.

[RainbowTwin1901]

I poisoned my dog so he can't keep chasing that baby giraffe.

oh my gosh hahahahaha

[LeetCanadianBoy]

the 274 dislikes must be the number of fans he actually has xD

[Smullet90]

@LeetCanadianBoy

Pretty sure none of his fans actually care about this. I wouldn't really call myself his "fan," but I don't mind his music, and actually he himself thought this video was hilarious. Most likely the 274 people like Russian Unicorns.

[hawaiipride7]

tried to sing the original in my head while watching this; ya, not happening. lol

[tarasinecera]

I JUST noticed that Everybody Poops is in the background at 4:00!

[blaketheawesomedude]

Uhhmm, maybe You did it.

[devinbequiet]

We can do it on the couch while my roomie's out hiking.

[MikeyIV]

I WANNA SHAVE THAT MUSTACHE AND THEN HAVE GELLATO

[MatmanPDX]

Oh that last part really slut my sides...

[Micaela12313]

lol, love his fart face! hahahaha

[jordyh98]

I poisoned my dog so he would stop chasing that baby giraffe

[supavids4eva]

T-shirt: DEM STRAWBERRIES LOOK JUICY.

[bulletbikesyke69]

Is this available on MP3? Screw itunes!

[osaosa2]

So awkward, this has more views than the original...

[gct912]

@osaosa2 the original has 50 million views, about 20 times more... get your facts straight...

[DoubleAssClown]

@gct912 YOU ARE BOTH FAGS

[DoubleAssClown]

@gct912 fag.

[GregorTheEPIC]

@osaosa2 The original has 50mil...

[Chandzygrl]

@smjjasdfa you can shut up now I didn't post that comment to be corrected and frankly no one cares.

[itzayutanaka]

adele sets fire to the rain but buble drinks fire water. boom.

[TylerHarris19]

@itzayutanaka HELL YES!!!

[JBicks18]

@itzayutanaka Bet she didn't watch it pour, then touch his face... XD

[talexhv96]

hilarious voices at 4:00 but they're really quiet

[clockdomain]

Creative, smart. Fantastic!

[smjjasdfa]

Love or hate his music, you have to admit Michael Buble has a great sense of humor to love this like he does.

[Scream9905]

whats the real song 2 this...?

[doseusa]

@Scream9905 Michael buble, Just haven't met you yet :3

[Amberscotland]

favorite part starts at 2:20

[Wookien]

That's actually a really good song o_0 Much better than the original

[nessquik95]

miss these! please make another music video one :D makes the song sound so good :)

[pinkpuffles22]

at the keys to your van part, it looks like he's actually saying it

[kasperscup]

an i know you ayne a bitch!...oops i din' mean ta... do dat...lol!