awesome 80s video dating pickup lines 1

[MultiMingey]

lolcano @ the guy @ 1:45

[ing360]

Man the 80s must have been rough for women

[hughlingard]

Pickiness is a luxury of which none of these men have any right to even consider.

[tylerjoe100]

how did i get here from the big lebowski?

[888star1]

Who else here is interested in most stages of data processing? Hit me up x

[RuggedRamsQB10]

I think the guy at 1:36 is Phil Simms

[SincereCreature]

"is The Woman... is A woman... any woman... ALL women" ROFLMAO

[Momorichi]

Holy shit Seth Green at 3:35 he aged well.

[cityofsnowband]

i want to meet Fred. :)

[johnpopes]

no fatties

[LucassGamingHD]

SETH GREEN!?!

[TomCei]

@LucassGamingHD LMFAO I thought the same thing!!!!!!

[rahagbab]

1:47 first trollface in recorded history.

[212mattman]

no pozerrrs

[ESSgames]

is that steve green

[TerdGaming]

@ESSgames you mean seth green

[Revanchist12]

3:34 Seth Green

[BorderCityBandit]

damn,Hollywood didnt have to wait till 2005 to make the 40 year old virgin, they could have cast an 80s version from one of these guys,lol

[MiguelZorr0]

Does the guy at 1:45 remind anyone else of gary busey?

[carmalgodess13]

What da Fuck is wit da viking!!

[dalo3a2]

1:06 GAYY ;p im not a hate just saying ;p

[clarky4prez]

wierd al yankovic of a loooong time ago!!!!! 0:49

[pimpotastic]

has anyone seen the goddess around here?

[primat91]

Seriously, I like the viking guy!

[chucky507]

AND NO PEOPLE!

[giorgioosito]

No fatties No hamsters!!.hahahahaha

[CISElite]

Why doesn't this have 50 million+ views?

[Olah92sVids]

@CISElite because this is copied from a video that does have a lot of views.

[jj1oo2ee3]

Why did Mike (the non smoker) look like Weird Al in the "Eat It" video?

[Becomingajackel]

Omg, it's Seth Greens dad XD 3:35

[ledhead1000]

pause at 1:32 HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Shetyre]

hi im fred XD

[JAG03064]

1:20 big over grown monster always thinking about food....now that is just fucking hilarious!!!

[xTheCamoManx]

1:48 tom cruse??!!!

[jdawg1692]

@xTheCamoManx No that's either Gary Busey or Jon Bon Jovi in a slump

[MrDarkGasher]

at least we know their seeds are wiped from the earth :)

[chada75]

I meant "5".

[chada75]

1. Let the clip load.

2. Keep pressing "4"

3. Insert "Dirty Bit" from the Black Eye Peas.

[chada75]

1:05 "....of the Gay Porn Industry."

[kyriss7]

And avid browns fan :D

[ThatWhichAssasinates]

"Hi Mom!"

[purplelobsta]

Hey there Big Phil... heeeey

[whatsherfacepancakes]

3:33 - that is totally seth green. o_o

[JaredKelso123]

They're all rapist's

[Cici0091]

You know I laugh at these, but then feel really bad for them. :\

[kidd380]

1:57 he jizzed

[LeftHandedDude20]

@kidd380 hahahaha for real

[angelvaleria1612]

@chrizz323 um yeah like to play at his wedding?? :) lol this is actually kind of sad, and I really hope they found someone.. :(

[gargos15]

1:28 it's John Locke's father

[scchharoundthecorner]

was this made by tim and eric?

[ImWeirdAndILikeIt]

Are you the goddess

[ajackson623]

Hi im Fred. *wearing viking outfit*

[zitronaiviv]

im looking for the goddess <3

[Truggy]

haha "uhhh... i steal watches"

[angelvaleria1612]

"sexual abuse"

immediately after:

"life is a playground" lmao!!!

[angelvaleria1612]

"hi mom"???! um, way too creepy when you think about the fact that he's making a DATING video!

[chrizz323]

@angelvaleria1612 Maybe his mom bought the dating video thingy for "Memories" hahah

[MrBendorandoran]

How many of these guys become serial killers?

[whichway103]

I think I've seen some of these guys on America's Most Wanted.

[bouwadi3]

Fake..."posers" was never in the 80s, that was the 90s

[gazdrovia]

I'm interested in most phases of data processing.

[scooter4LYF]

Id fuck maurice.

[rumpastumpa]

hahahaha, did you hear the first two names; MAURICE AND MONROE! hahahahahahahah, unbelievable, classic just classic!

[RNRDOLL]

3:23...really?! Lol Zany is the LAST word you'd use to try and get anyone's panties wet

[seanmd131]

Seth Green

[firefly8900]

1:59 mmm haha

[oo0olegendoo0o]

i bet none of these guys got calls

[54murph54]

haha is 3:32 Jerry Sienfeld?

[cudoprirode]

i like stephen:D

[DimeForGod]

was that Seth Green at 3:35 ??? HS HS HS

[chraghu007]

6 dislikes.. hmm.. 10 more to go, that completes the losers count in the video lol :)

[miri028]

omg this is scary!

[DurtyDominican]

omg.

[bluegas]

LOL

[BBallBoy506]

1:05 um i like cookies and dick

[BusterBunker]

Life is a playground, and I want someone to play with.

[KingWolfos]

is that gary busey at 1:44....?

[vindaloo9]

scary desperate men. They look like child molesters to me.

[xavwer648]

Mornoe has brown eyes

[wargasm58]

@xavwer648 and its Monroe

[MoD3rNwArFarE]

Fashionn Photography is guy is a homo homo homo homo homo homo homo homo homo homo x423

[loonmaniac]

At 1:27  It's Mel Torme!

[XRayXYZ]

Hi Maurice.

[nibargerswife51482]

the 3rd guy at the beginning ...can we say he's pretty vain...lol

[TheKerster]

Hi, I'm Maurice, and i'm a pedophile.

[johnnystax187]

paul bearer 0:45

jimmie kimmel 1:09

young ultimate warrior 1:45

who so binds to himself a joy that his winged life destroy wtf lol 1:28

[comeonewtf]

Hi mom

[bobovaca]

"hi mom" epic

[xsickofscenex]

i consider myself a refined valley duude. what i'm not looking for is some big overgrown monster that is always thinking about food. i'm a 25 year subscriber to both playboy and new yorker magazine.

and i think by fun they mean sex. hahaha

[iFinlander]

" I'm a 25 years subscriber to both Playboy and New Yorker magazine. " ROFL.

[Emzzz777]

3:00 Robert Paterson :S

[yaldah1995]

@jmart680 you spelled "can't" without an apostrophe.

[jmart680]

how come 95% of the people that comment on youtube cant fucking spell its pathetic

[Wagoneer]

@jmart680

"Why are 95% of the people that comment on YouTube unable to fucking spell? It's pathetic."

[nieska18]

@jmart680 *can't

[jmart680]

thumbs up

[Darkdeserter825]

thumbs up if you're here because of raywilliamjohnson.

[AZABCDEFG]

0:55

[ajb680]

who is the godess?

[yenaqw]

@ajb680 IM THE GODESS .. (;

[reapertrainer]

DUDE! the guy at 46 looks like josh peck from drake and josh!! look at him closely!

[xxxWarriorGoddessxxx]

@reapertrainer Yeah, before the weight loss.

[woahohkelseyy]

yeah, man. i don't want any fatties or hamsters.

[liano22]

keep clicking on 0:55 XD nomnomnom (by the way it the pedo champagne guy)

[robinget7]

ECXELLENT legs.......mmmm

[TWaddict]

rofl the guy dressed as a viking is freaking funny as fuck!

[triplequeen]

I like the camp dude.

[TheElectriccabaret]

"Hi.. I'm maurice~ " LMAO

[JokerRelapse]

I call the Viking.

[zogrush]

BAHAH LIFE is a play ground and i want somone to play with.... freak

[MickeysVideoMedley]

"Sugar and spice and all those things that are nice".

HA-HA-HA!!

That was awesome!!

[IAMtheNewWorldOrder]

I bet these guys enjoyed doing a lot of cocaine

[IAMtheNewWorldOrder]

The first thing I notice about Monroe is that he has really orange skin, which is surprising I didn't know they made sunless tanner in the 80's.

[charlesgomesbr]

"Hi mom!"

[TheBlindingsilence]

Okay, the guy at 0:43 looks like a fat Al Yankovic

[Pulse535]

I lold at big phil

[lthomas72UK]

Hi Mom?

[Afraid0fGhosts]

2:48 i want it all. oh yeah

[cwood4ever]

is this shit real???

[lesterpowell]

ummm i do fashion photogrophy by day and suck bell by night.

[5959512]

creepy and sad all at once

[mrliampep5i]

58 seconds a rapist

[NateDunningfilms]

OMG at 3:35 it's Seth Green!!!!

[PremiumBootleg]

3:29 robert dinero

[BrandonJay1983]

1:20 Let the master work

[GNRslash28]

who so binds to himself a joy, doth its winged life destroy

[connordevlin24]

"I'm interested in most phases of data processing" guy looks like seth green

[nuggets678]

im not havin fun doin this

LMAOOO

[morbidchid]

NO POSERS

[SpyWhoLovedHimself]

3:08 I LOL'D

[Dolador]

@1:39 WTF!!!! What is a spongebal, and why is he pulling one out of a little girls ear!!??!

[cookiemonkie]

You can totally see why those guys are single.

[TALLSHADY42]

these guys are still looking for a woman guaranteed

[HelloMarco]

I'm interested in most phases of data processing.

[Ygernesfeld]

the first guy looked like he had tits lol.

[Popr0x]

I think he was wearing football shoulder pads under his shirt..

[oridniv]

I'm Looking for a GODESS :)

[SarahBellum666]

1:04 Gay

[Jgjekaj]

2:00 that guy is the biggest G, he should be knee high in girls lol. Also the Viking guy is Mclovins character on Role Models 30 years later lol

[kingcutty]

he sounds like the "diabe-tas" man

[crazycorps]

What the hell was the deal with the guy in the viking costume?

[Popr0x]

@crazycorps He's fabulous and not afraid to let his freak flag fly.

[crazycorps]

I guess it is good to let your freak show every now and then, unfortunately when I do it someone calls the cops.

[ade8914]

fashion photography dude is sooo gay lol

[ScoobieDewm]

Hehahohoho

"Hi mom"

[nbcviper]

0:44 WERID AL!!

[ToWhomeItMayConcern]

3:50 Oh gheeze...Speechless

[halfnovice]

3:34 is the funniest for some reason. "I'm interested in most phases of data processing."

[oridniv]

@halfnovice LOL he reminds me of Seth Green :)

[twilightedwardbella9]

@oridniv

I think that is him..

they're totally identical. :O

[luvzCCR]

1:19 is thee best hahaha

[gkeohan]

HIT THE FAST FORWARD BUTTON MIKE! 0:44

[BoogieWoogieDuffBeer]

Are you that woman? Please give me a call.

Life is a playground and I want somebody to play with

I took a spung ball and was pulling it out of a little girl's ear

Hi Mum

[MsDizknee]

LOL! XD

[murknbabal]

hahahah very lovely!

[CrudeliaDemon82]

"I am refined valley dude" LoL!!!AHAHAHAH! Brillant!

[kirw2n]

LOL! big phil!.. im gonna use that ^_^