George Carlin-Food 1982

[LoveeCheerGirl]

Lobsters And Crabs, (Starts Walking Sideways With Hands Like Pinchers) If Anything Coming At me, Walking Sideways, With Big Pinchers, Somehow Doesn't Make Me Hungry, Infact Just To Step On That Freak (Can't Say Badwords._.)

[LoveeCheerGirl]

8:17 My Mom, Her Boyfriend, And I LAUGH SO FREAKING HARD XDD

[eggyolksam]

"It could be meat...it could be cake." That's so true. One time my dad made meat gravy, but we didn't eat it all. He left it in the freezer for weeks; and when he cleaned out the freezer, it smelled just like chocolate!

[angrybirdsforever]

I think Yogurt are gross.

[raeven1212]

I have a friend who calls guacamole, the dip of doom

[caspercool1001]

7 People had "Open somewhere else" Cookies.

[lovemusic1007]

Im one of those guys that eat anything, something you had to learn from eating the food from school...

[monica82190]

The end part was the best

[razzlefrog]

"If I can't identify it on the first try, fuck it! I'm not eating it!"

[RobertBalto]

George wrote this while he was baked and rifling through his fridge to cure the munchies hahaha

[mvanalyne]

6 people don't like hen cum

[ConnorRunsFree]

Love this guy. But why does his kid voice sound....puerto rican?

[FireRunner905]

...before he gets to the children!

[AthensGuitarLessons]

four dislikes? Carrot Top fans.

[vbwx]

"Open somewhere else" I hope to see that on a box someday... XD

[Mpoconnor7]

This was his Carnegie Hall HBO show from 1982-83. I've always been a fan of Carlin's, and thought this show was his funniest performance.

[rascalferret]

press 5

[RareAirSupply]

That's why so many people are overweight...

[EasyExpertVillage]

what concert is this. im only asking because I have netflix and every george carlin concert is on netflix. Im not watching everyone to look for this.

[Ace42071]

@EasyExpertVillage Don't remember the exact name. It's the one at Carnegie Hall

[SLjimbolian]

Is it me or is the audio and video out of sync?

[GenVirtu]

I feel him about tomatoes. There so gross in the inside.

[americanu197]

that empty plate used to have a bit of cheese on it before i came through

[jimmycrackcorn3333]

meat cake

[TrunksTrevelyan]

Never have I been more proud to be a fussy eater.

[TrunksTrevelyan]

I thought I was the only one who thought that about tomatoes! Hilarious!

[codebabe]

MAYBE THAT CHICKEN ISN'T REALLY DEAD! AND HE'S GRAZING ON MY STUFF!!!

[detahdomo]

he's got a point... if it has both a Y and a G in it, it might be related to cthulhu

[TheDittyBags]

Ya want some SQQQWWAAAASHH!?!!!?!

...Shit! NO!

HAHAHAHHAHHAH :D

[39gaz39]

Creme du blé, french for creme of wheat. It does not sound in the least appealing. Pronounced like 'blah' like what cartoon characters say when they throw up or like anyone when something is gross.

People need to put more thought into naming foods.

[RooneyHimself]

You open the fridge

You see a half-full container of Beef Stew on the middle shelf

You can't tell what's beef and what's gravy, and it smells horrible

....Eat it?

[ryan44ffg]

ITS HEN CUM!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[khalilkhoury93]

i like this very much :)  open here ROFL :D

[AnonymousWorms]

2 people actually like head cheese.....

[JakeAlfa15]

"What's this?!?! Never mind, give me a whole lot of it!!"

"That's rat's asshole, Don."

"Well it certainally makes one hell of a fondu!!!"

[hotchelleraelova]

I dont Know......

Ive Never Seen Anything Like It

LMAO

[densuo]

meatcake



[kornflakes1695]

"Terrible sounding food.... headcheese!"

[funkystonermonkey]

@kornflakes1695 agreed!!!!! i will never eat that purely because of the name. and plus i think its jellied meat or something. BARF

[JakeAlfa15]

i dont like it.

you like it? You eat it.

[1amweasel]

In soviet Russia Carlin cant beat u

[chenalos]

George Carlin proves the stand by maxim:

"Complexity is easy. Simplicity is hard."

And he does it with such ease.

[t221000]

@chenalos  exactly why he was so brilliant

[pele6922]

1 dislike? there always has to be an asshole.

[SamirEscoto]

@pele6922 Now there's three. There's always more than one asshole in the world

[Supahx]

@pele6922 actually they travel in packs

[bitesale]

@pele6922 and they always have to reproduce...up to 7...probably counting

[thedudeabides2010]

"They wanted reasons...! "

[j25727lego]

Open somewhere else XD

[Gool349]

even the spotlight is shaking cause the guy had to laugh so hard

[Cnupoc]

i gotta admit looks like George really loved acid :D

[TheOveRchaRrged]

-insert crapy joke about biebers pinuts here-

wheres my cookie now ???

[DisbandedLetter]

I have a 27 cents

[Denthedragon]

Watch this while you're high. I want to see someone's reaction.

[jf781981]

How do you know if you don't like it, if you've never even tried it?? IT CAME TO ME IN A DREAM!!! lol

[moonblaze1000]

A dislike? Aah! GET IT OFF MY PLATE!

[DeathByMetal33]

1 person mistaked the dislike button for dis i like lol RIP Carlin

[hirothemouse]

Bak Choi

[jvglCIN]

1 crab people dit not like this

[krissyt1115]

LMAO when he talks about the inside of a tomato!!

[narutosas007]

im a fussy eater my self :)

[xzhirozx]

before he gets to the children

[Dtaras420]

lmao step on that fuck

[bjames1812]

his kid voice sounds like scarface

[Kjernekar]

He was a Godsent...oh sry I mean Joe Pescisent

[lyzeman]

Nik flac blearnie kwandò fleune!

[noobsaibot25]

G.Carlin  4 Ever , he was a comic god , Extreammly Funny

[migcosta17]

"And where's the blue food?"

George Denis Patrick Carlin, ladies and gentlemen... The example to be followed in Stand-up comedy, now and always!

[wheeler1]

@migcosta17 often imitated...never duplicated! RIP George!

[Juria316]

It's hen cum, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHH!!!!

[TheStupedCat]

one of his best bits thanks for posting..

[ariandynas]

Could be meat.... could be cake... It looks like... MEATCAKE!

[AlexanderTF]

did something in my fridge eat everything else?....

[spitit27]

is it me or dose his child woice sounds like a mexican

[YouthEnergy]

@spitit27 the fuck?

[showjumper5280]

1:40

MEATCAKE.

[TheSuperPsychaholic]

wow he just read my mind

[ap3y]

whoever thought they were awesome to dislike this is a total doucher.

Carlin was - no, IS the man lol

[rebeltrooperhalla16]

Finally a George Carlin video with no dislikes!

[DreamsCatcher101]

@rebeltrooperhalla16 You had to say it lol

[WolfsRain00]

5:15

Doesn't he look like Kyle from makemebad35 ?

[WolfsRain00]

Step on that fuck! Step on the big bug! ...Before he gets to the children...

[dd1995100]

it'll turn up in something...that's what frightens me.

[AJE7]

I wanted to dislike this video to be the first one to dislike it u know like douches mostly do but i cant get myself to do it cause Carlin is the man

[aaronmyers1982]

This is how much better he looked only 28 years ago? Christ, he sure went down hill fast didnt he?

[dd1995100]

You want some Squash?

Shit no!

ROFLCOPTER!

[shod3]

You like it? You eat it.

[SpoiledLogic]

what a lucky audience

[lilmike398]

One of my favorite acts of his. I like his older stuff before he got angry and preachy.

[tacticianSHG]

"open somewhere else." HA! wanna see chips a'hoy try that

[Emmajen]

his accents are amazing xD

[MrFuturecanadian]

It's......MEATCAKE!!!!

[U2teddy]

it'll turn up in something..... thats what frightens me

[JackLefty]

138likes 0dislikes

[jellybellybeme]

If you wanna see something in the larval stage, look at a rotting tomato. AHHHHHWAHEEEEEEE!!

[TwilightKun4]

"Step on the big bug! Before he gets to the children"

[TwilightKun4]

Yogurt

[MK360VAL]

does anyone know whats going on?

[szqsk8]

I love meatcake! Tomato seeds are disgusting!!!!!

[noahsim97]

It came to me in a dream..... Best. Line. Ever!!

[ScottyXCross]

It's Hen Cum!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!­!!! GET IT OFF MY PLATE!!!

[ZanyAnton]

Where the hell is the blue food?!

[JumbledFilms]

@ZanyAnton Psilocybin. xD

[ByouDanseiKamiEnSai]

i love the voice he makes at 2:39!

[RyuLoki]

I have, actually, stood in the kitchen, eatin' an entire (previously unopened) box of animal cookies, starin' at the electronical oven clock.

... Glad to see I wasn't the only one!

[TashaRichardsonFan]

*That rat asshole, Dan* LOL

[bgordon2369]

watching Carlin is always time well spent

[matthewcataldi]

he's a fussy eater!

[SnapeKid]

"And I know it's not the end of an egg, it's the beginning of a chicken!"

[MeganekkoKelly]

YYYYYYYYOGURT

[lionslicer9999]

Carlin's best stand up special. 

[lisa4615]

u want some succotash ? put it back someones savin it ! its still good!

[lisa4615]

HE IS THE BEST...........hell never be forgotten,,, best real humour that which we want to say but hold back...........

[ZXlalaXZ]

SHIT NO!

[AllShallCherish]

6:38 LMFAO he looks hilarious <33

[mnibmnib]

HEN CUM!!!

[Ozzy0sbourne]

Want some suckatash?

WHAT YOU CALL ME YOU FUCKASAHGASTQKWGJASKGN QWEKTGjasgklasgfo3qwunjeglvnaL­Gaksjg

[ariandynas]

@Ozzy0sbourne Hey cool out! It's fuckin lima beans and corn! Cool out!

[Nonster87]

@Ozzy0sbourne Cool down, its Lima beans and corn, lmao

[percussin8or]

George's voice of him as a kid is sidesplitting!

[vegastr0n]

you want some squashe? SHIT NO.

[vegastr0n]

MeeeatCake. hahaha

[TheBuffaloChicken]

OMG this is me!!!!!

[spartanC83]

u cant beat carlin

[OJWoodstock]

@spartanC83 yeah you can Guinness

[DrinkSkateSleep]

@spartanC83 hicks came close.. but no cigar...... no pun intended on the smoking.

[campbpar]

@spartanC83 He definitely embodies the shrewd, belligerent American.

[2431346]

@spartanC83

Heart failure did!

[Yikesnaway2001]

Scrambled eggs and COW BRAINS...my grandparents actually ate that.

[taxmonkey123]

Something has gone afoul inside a tomato!

[casinobowling]

This routine is NOT called FOOD it is called "The Ice Box Man"!

[SpartainIV]

What about Horsedarish

[soylentgreenb]

Never mind the horseradish, what about the spotted dick?