Legion of xXDEATHXx member caught on tape

[Alladin671]

then judge judy walks in and says.....you shouldn't drink.....listen to me....don't talk when I'm talking......you shouldn't drink !

[prestb]

...I think he's Russian...

[TrentVenture]

Sounds like a guy I used to hang out with on Red Alliance TS.

[Copiophonica]

lol what was this video originally?

[houseboi90]

To this day, I think this is the only live one that has ever been captured.

[hellwarrior5]

this is what 36 cans of quafe zero do to you

[Postalz]

MAATRIXX AHHH

[decptcon]

Clone Update Failure.

[TheFree33333]

@decptcon lmao

[WiickedOne00]

He is under the influence of boosters. Lol.

[dremoraman1]

Yup, this is pretty much how I imagined them. :P

[EscurKo]

@dremoraman1 insane but deadly lol

[Bucifer100]

@dremoraman1 too much drone farming?:D fail

[ThemeOfMusic]

man you life is a totality fail your destiny is fail without remedy poor kid :(

[DarkRezo]

lmfao

[sebwilkins]

Omg this is insane, but seriously what is really wrong with this guy is he suffering from a genuine disorder or was it down to taking real world drugs.

[xlonewolf807x]

@sebwilkins Hes probbably addicted to drugs, its a real problem in russia at the moment

[ladangelo202]

translation now

[Yezeki]

Oh hai thar UAxDEATH

[freedomunrestricted]

He is mad ccp caught him botting and banned all 11 accounts

[AGrandt]

Definitely what I've come to expect from xXDEATHXx pilots :)

[Atomanti1986]

Nice seatbelts...

[mokook]

looks like my cousin who smoked plastic once

[Randomnick123]

REMAPPING GONE WRONG

[akamires18]

this is from BUTIRAT (ACID/LSD)

[AlGoulIbnAtomi]

@akamires18 natrium oxibutyrat - its not "acid" or LSD,not hallucinogen,but - if you mix it with any stimulator,like extasy or hallucinogen like LSD...so you on video.And by a way - xxDEATHxx play with weeds not with sintetic shit.

[cejason]

this is whathappends when you get podded 80 times in a row...

[Desicionoflife]

Is this a stage in russian developement?

[JeremiahDB]

Regardless of where he's from, what in the fuck is up with him?? Drinking the strange vodka?

[VarykGerai]

@JeremiahDB schizophrenia

[natedogbfd]

hbhhhhhhh



[bouhcbeta]

oright , guys, this is a russian video, and i happen to know the original. Basically its a research center on drugs, and they were studying the effect of desomorphine on a human, and this guy volunteered to be tested.

so dont eat drugs , kiddos, and yeah, weed is drug as well.

[lubiewowa]

@bouhcbeta but weed is "healthy"

in some ways

[fresky74]

@bouhcbeta I'm a clubber, I never take anything but a old friend took too much LSD and ended up like this and run away (I think this guy is on LSD and speed). He was picked up by the cops 10 miles away hiding from who ever he saw. It could be drugs research but I've seen people like this a few times being dragged out of clubs so I'd say it's that. Coffee, nicotine and alcohol are drugs and I'd say alcohol is worse than weed so in your expert opinion shall we stay away from them too?

[Ilia00000]

@fresky74 a fly-agarics

[VarykGerai]

@bouhcbeta Desomorphine has sedative and painkilling effect, this is not it

[Deathstar11978]

keep of the crack

[thc024]

lmfao wtf ;)

[iiiiiiiiiiii]

There is nothing Eve-related in the video. He isn't making much sense, he asks why he is being filmed, then starts yelling something about the Matrix, and says "i am not dead" several times. This is it.

[Reaver34567]

This is how crazy it drove the Ruskie directors when they found out we took lxq.. Sorry, Stalin.

[AtomRage]

Oh and for all the Russian haters out there, stop being so purile, and grow up.

[AtomRage]

ROFL i can just imagine them being like this, when piloting their ships good vid :)

[wolf1010]

Say Russians always say in local ))) or ) Guess they don't know how to make eyes with their faces.

[jppsx]

This were and ow you end wen you lose a titan

[mahbs]

In Soviet Russia Tape catches you!!

[houseboi90]

He is minmatar, and his slaveholder forgot to give him vitoc! Epic!

[bloodychan]

if you dont take it that serious.. its so much fun XD

[commanderlorne]

that must be krutoj or angry raccoon lol.. Russian punks

[senhuan]

Wow.... booster side effects FTL

[MeierTV]

that is one bad jump clone

[mk0frosty]

lol :)))

[SeXeHRD]

Where do that sound comes from? WHERE DO THAT SOUND COME FROM!!!! ITS JUST NOONE BELIEVES MEEH!!! MAAAATRIX!!! MAAATRIX DOES EXIST!!!! MAAAAAAAAAAATRIIIX!!! MAAAAAAAAAATRIX!!! WOOOOAAAAAAGH WOAAAAAAAAGRH!!!!

:DD

[DarthZimmeris]

And, it could be worse: We could be playing WoW.

[oblivion2c2]

@DarthZimmeris LMAO. but whats this got to do with eve

[DarthZimmeris]

@oblivion2c2 It's what happens when you play too much EVE.

[DarthZimmeris]

So it happens on the other side of the pond, as well...

Here I thought I was the only one.

[roder000]

lawl tp much Frentix

[roder000]

lawl tp much Frentix

[MDerivative]

auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAA! ARGH!

[Hmslc234]

Poor bastard, yet another victim of 0.0. Either that or he's been hitting the boosters waaaay too hard.

[ImmortalInflames]

that's what deep space does to you espically if you spend to much time in the wormholes x_x

[chevezez]

@ImmortalInflames i personally havent been out of w-space since apoc came out

[decptcon]

@crick14

is that why they all ran away and became ghosts? cause they didnt want us to know their secret?

[EscurKo]

Thanks! We are doing are best to make you happy ^^

[zaiux]

@ManaGlassStudio Gussians i gate rod..

[LeiaBasa]

Now, when you know the truth, try to stand against Legion! lol

[eggzeck]

LMAO!

[b1gbird001]

i don't think this is xXDEATHXx, it could be ANYONE from low sec... i mean.... come on...

[cloudtemple]

пацан переиграл... ему дествительно надо расслабиться

[evilanimeguy]

lay off the boosters and dancers mate

[Khounur]

No more boosters for your.. pal

[shgjlsfg]

dude lay off the improved crash booster

[ricodime]

he lost 1 jump freighter with 500b of loot

[distor666]

too much boosters... xD biology lvl5

[Mikelaw82]

BEST VIDEO ive seen in a long time, i havnt laughed that much in ages.

Best is when you play EVE Online and understand the comedy part of this video.

I would love to be on Comms if they were all like this ingame :D

[DonMoza]

lol he just woke up in his MedClone realizing that he didn't upgrade it and he just lost all his SPs :D

[davelantor]

this is what happens when you remove your implants too fast :P

[weregriz]

Vodka+ eve is your life+ losing your titan = this guy^^^^^^

[dimon1111111]

бедолага

[shgjlsfg]

bahahaha, so true

[0DroNya]

пппц жесть

[IdontlikeusingLOL]

The moral of the story? Never take pcp

[bloodyxsoilder]

that is what happens when you hang out with Goons too much

[Skittnator]

is he retarded?

[kcstarman44]

No he's just russian

[Skittnator]

OH! ok, haha, i shoulda known

[LaughingManLaughs]

lol... lmao...

[bloodanglesmight]

wtf

what da hell

whats this from or about

[LithiumZ2]

I really wish he would yell "STRUKTURA"

[EscurKo]

there's a theory now that he weas the one who disbanded BoB =)

[c19c94c]

hahaha

[reichicken]

This is what happens when you have too many remaps.

[SuperGamingTV]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha "ROFL"

[GalaticTG]

remember kids just say no to boosters

[oPapabear99o]

gay

[RuPringless]

Just Psilocybin Mushrooms. Semilanceatas.

[MrCardking]

It was their titan pilot after he got insta popped by Atlas dread fleet....fried what little brain cells they have left. :p

[Frozenmonkey2]

Thats one of the Ceo from BOB. After Bob got powned .....

[Camradko]

interceptor pilot

[Kaninerness]

haha so much indeed xD

[RADIOACTIVEBUNY]

Best youtube comment ever. Gah fuck i can't stop laughing.

[esaman]

-What are you doing? What are you filming me for?

- for educational film

(far away bell sounds)

- What is that sound?

-Bells

- No one believes me. For real, Matrix exist. Matrix is true. Matrix x 3

Don't hold me! I need to make THAT move.

I didn't die. x 5

...fuck, i need to relax...

(that last phrase cracks me up)

[Poldax]

Thanks. Transl. made the video even better :)

[fakeaintreal]

this is not xXDEATHXx... (xXDEATHXx is an alliance) this guy is from Red Alliance for sure.. to much eve cant be healthy..

[Caboose3012]

russians ....

[Bergenstern]

No its a Evil Tube.

[xDSqxRazoRx]

This is TesionMAN.

[taingu112]

What...is xXDEATHXx?

[Kaninerness]

an ally in eve

[taingu112]

what's Eve? Im in 6th Grade haven't learned so much in history hehe

[ZenEmir]

Eve is an mmorpg lol

[hackzoerz]

hahahahahaha

[IdontlikeusingLOL]

its a video game...

[MadPutz]

6th grade huh? Search Eve Online on google, it's a space ship computer game where people all across the world can play together. When you are older you can try it.

[Spectralancer]

Why not now?

[ilovehotgirls14]

AHAHAHA

funny shit, xxdeath is fucked in the head

[MunchieMunchie]

don't make fun of drone region farmers - they're nuts!

[cavazos102]

SPIDER MAN!

[RRKeith]

LOL!! Eve fail Russians are fail.

[EscurKo]

you fail...

[MaestroEmbassy]

too much fail

[SeXeHRD]

busy day? lol

[Tiefenwelten]

rofl!^^

[quericosavor]

I forgot...

я нe уууууууууууууууууууумммеееееее­ррррр!!!

[quericosavor]

omg this is funny shit for me. I understand it perfectly. The guys is either completelly nutz or he is a comedian and having a laugh =)

Матрица это правда, блядь!!!

[IdontlikeusingLOL]

I think he is fucked up on pcp

[SeXeHRD]

Матрица это правда блядь

[TrevHead10]

Hahaha some1 should put eve subtitles to this

[arcanus55]

yeah, if you fought xXDEATHXx members before, you know that this is probably a good interpretation of them. Fuckin drug loving nutjobs.

[01234V43210]

I'm glad we're allied with them.

[MaxiBoOoY]

its russian comedian lol high on buterate drug

[skrypets]

pilot in jump clone

[DeadLegs]

You are all retarded if you think this video is what it is titled as. It has been online for some time now and is on several other websites stating that this kid is in the hospital having overdosed on PCP or some other sort of wacked out drug.

[TacticalxRetreat]

You're an idiot if you think anyone here believes this is really a member of a internet spaceship game corporation...

[LithiumZ2]

Have you ever met a member of the Legion of xXDEATHXx? This isn't so far-fetched.

[vaenyc]

Wacko: Why are you filming?

Camera guy: Just for educational purposes... Just hold on..

Wacko: Wheres the sound coming from? x 3 (some apparatus making noise)

Wacko: It's for real, the Matrix does exist. Matrix is real. MATRIX. Don't hold me, let me go, I need movement. I am not dead x 4.(Howling, etc)...

[Boffer42]

And with Matrix he means EvE

[dastommy]

xrazorx is that you?

[MA4AJlKO]

Это фильм какойто о вреде наркотиков наверн))))

[7FluxProductions]

lolomgbbq

[twistedwonder]

xXDEATHXx are a pet alliance of RA. This video is a fake... All the xXDEATHXx pilots are macro/isk farmers run by program from a computer in siberia.

Given how bad Russia is to live in, it's no small wonder they escape into EVE so hardcore.

DIE PETS DIE!!!

[johnytheprick]

there's only one thing that can be said to explain the nature of this video:

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

[1standsecond]

I know this Boy hes Name is Pjotr Logoffski

And Yes when hes Howling hes warning his Gangmates: "Dammn they got me Double Webbed Logoff Logoff Logoff For Smirnoff Logoff"!

[Snakebloke]

ROFLMAO! Stereotypes ftw :D

[sting122]

hahaha

[CoolWhiteboy2005]

LMAO!!

[TotalEclipseSyndicat]

lol pills..

[Cain3697]

When he starts the howling at the end he is trying to log off.

[EscurKo]

well, he's saying roughly -

-Matrix exists! Matrix exists! etc..

-I need to do that move, i need to do that..

-I AM ALIIVEEEEEEEEEE! I AM NOT DEAD! ALIVE!!! etc

[ramstein23]

Can we get more info on what hes is saying is this for real or just acting?

[EscurKo]

i can make a subtitled version if u like :)

[lee869]

lmfao this so needs some edited subtitles hahahaha funny

[Evgenii1983]

доигрался:)

[rgorskin]

zhot=)))

[Luba26]

hahaha I laff at dis rite ere!

[xDSqxRazoRx]

cover

blown