Taiwan Typhoon - Aug 7th, 2009

[scooterboyelite]

Haha lucky i had swine flu before my scooter got ill, poor things.

[FSPRofLStomP]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[spookywraith]

i laughed so damn hard at "..punched some chick in the forehead. what's with that?"

and i'm still giggling. well done

[tripple222222]

THis reminded me of theonion! 

[pertava]

lmfao

[Bandtx]

LOL she couldn't even close the door.. hilarious

[Nekohellboy15]

omfg this is the perfect day to trick girls into earing skirts and then when it starts blowing you have folowed them *-* jackpot

[notphatmageWins]

best mordeth vid

[oaktownpull]

Epic commentary!!

[PookieMonsterRawr]

All you biters need to read the description b4 you comment. He didn't know at the time. I personally laffed my ass off, although i do feel bad for all those who suffered. It reminded me of the time when i was stuck in Macau back in 06. They wouldnt let us go back to HK due to the 3 typhoons that combined. I was watching the news and a flying garbage can took out the legs of a woman. Call me an ass but i laffed my ass off

[SHMUPjol]

Hahah, you're so childish in this video. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!

[KeviniggalipFXD]

lol i like the sub titles

N u commenters should read the discription first

[proguitartone]

Badass Jogger! Ahahaha

[FoRoz]

hahahahah that's was funny : ) ...."Maybe he didn't like her hairnet".

[karmaGfa]

whaa ha ha ha

[Vontestxxx]

Rofl that was too funny!

[jmoyet]

LOL

[XandeRToXic]

Ohhhhhh lol

[XandeRToXic]

Your little laughs make this video even more funny cuz you were probably boiling up ideas while filming hahaha

[InsideTheMirror]

@XandeRToXic I hear no laughter.

[chicks123]

LOL!

[commentM0NSTER]

if I were there and was pissing away money, I'd probably throw cases of open condoms around just for the lulz.

[TheLoneWolf1124]

i thought he just a normal jogger, until he threw that tree. haha that made my day. poor scooters, they need an STP shot in the gas tank to cure the scooter flu

[s455164]

= =...Channel TVBS...

[NoFear176]

Lol "BZZZZZZZZ"

[da9illest821]

lol, nice subs!

[xSALAMIxINFERNO]

roflcoppter

[22Barb24]

ROFL

[socal1000]

hahah the taxi idea was genius

***** 5 stars :)

[ace587]

LOL girl ddnt mind being punched by jogger because he was badass hahaha

[toyyou2jp]

you taiwanese got what you deserved. Ha ha ha ha ..

[Kashio]

you're pretty mature for a 62 years old..

[meltybagle]

you badass, did you a jogger lol ?

[Sinfulkamakazi]

Great video, it was very funny. Thank you

[Sinfulkamakazi]

When I read these comments, I am reading a lot of bad grammar and total ignorance. How can one person be any clearer donkeys?

[67kneil]

man I hope the plague doesnt hit the states . That jogger so buff I wish i could throw trees and punch people in the forehead maybe he was a faith healer

[HelioFCerqueira]

hahaha i cant imagine what goes on your head all the time xD

great video

[shaggyneron]

ROFL you are good!

[LirioFernandez]

Was up with the stupid comments???? If this was happening to your mother....would you joke about her missery?????

[civicmike01]

Wow can people not read that this was made BEFORE it got bad? So many youtards about now its starting to get silly!

Anyways as i have a set of nuts and a sense of humour, i find this video mega! Nice one!

[bunniexlovr]

the people in the recent typhoon is buried alive

there like 5 stories below the ground

& there was this one family with 13 people

only ONE person survived & it was a BABY

someone from the neighborhood or something grabbed him at the last second

[kasatka014]

Man, 12 typhoons each year? That must be harsh man. At least a couple people die each typhoon, correct?

[starz91594]

mordeth; i.m.o even if you didn't mean this as a joke or as offensive, people take it that way. i have nothing against the video itself, it's just inappropriate considering the circumstances in taiwan right now. thats why people get angry. and for you people thumb-downing these comments that DON'T support m13, go ahead. its a free world for you to do whatever you want. but think about it. are you thumbing comments down because they go against your beliefs or because they go against m13?

[richardwjwong]

RAIN　ＯＦＦ

[KvizY]

wow u spammed an entire page just because someone got on your nerves?...talk about no life. Jeez.

[Fattpirate]

Seriously no one had died yet it was shitty timing cut M13 a break!

[as67as]

dude...why are you making fun of people dying. sure, it may be boring to you since you dont particulary care about them, but to others it's their home, not funny mate...

[13mordeth]

You see anyone dying on this news clip retard? No one had died yet. This was at the start of the typhoon when it was just a lot of wind.

[xxbluexx123]

u don't have to say as67as a retard. She is telling the truth. not everyone has to talk about wut is happening in this particular clip. plus, lots of people did dies in this typhoon.

[tuggasub]

I have sense of humor, i like laugh of a good joke! But this subtitles was really unnecessary, people die in this typhoon, thousands lose their houses and many lose they families, and everything they own that take years to save and build, i really can´t laugh of something so serious when involve human misery. This subtitles are really inappropriate, a shame because all your videos are really great stuff, but this! A spot in a very white nice shirt...

[13mordeth]

This video was made before anyone died. How was I to know the typhoon would get worse and worse?

[13mordeth]

Taiwan get a dozen typhoons a year....and most are little more than some wind and rain. How was I to know this one time it would become so serious?

[lovedavdubs]

@tuggasub

Come on man you need to lighten up a bit. Your being a bit to sensitive here. Should we never tell another "why'd the chicken crossed the road" joke because 1000s of people lose there lives in auto accident each year? Yea it was a really bad storm, but this video in no way pokes fun at the people who died down south.

[VanillaScentify]

this is so not funny, the news is about something so serious, and you just turn it into a joke

[13mordeth]

Seems like you are the only one to feel like this. Have people told you your sense of humor sucks your whole life?

[VanillaScentify]

i'm not the only one to feel this. and you know nothing about me. this is a really serious issue and many people died in this event.

[13mordeth]

And when this video was made no one had died yet.

[VanillaScentify]

Sorry, I didn't know. you didn't mean any harm.

[xxbluexx123]

how u no, no one dies yet. u no this typhoon destroy most of southern taiwan. u no how much villages are there? and how much people there r.

[13mordeth]

Yes yes.....I know. But WHEN I MADE THIS VIDEO.....I didn't know. And Taiwan gets like 12 typhoons every year.

[YAMASAKIZUKI]

lol man that jogger was a comeplete bad ass

[sk84gs]

lol "maybe he didnt like her hairnet"

[steadiworkz]

ooooooh the poor scooters :(

[ScootdawgSoCal]

Fuckin funny as hell! I'll send it to my buddy in Taiwan. Even he has gatta love this one! :)

Scooter FLU! LOL!

[NightVi]

global warming maybe?

[morningdew00]

lol. funny subtitle. Same old flooding season in South/east Asia? M13 isn't dripping wet or riding the waves yah? Was that him in red boxer short? :-P j/k. Mother Earth's fury happens elsewhere also but... take care. The 4-leg soothers ;) would probly b the 1st to sense any [un]natural event. ;) Mind your [i mean their] behaviors. :-P (Kinda behind, but better late than never, right? :) will catch up to ur other new vids later.)

[CaptainCrunch4Me]

Wow...Mordeth is like the best dude ever...He's really awesome! Why should he die? For putting up funny subtitles? Chill dude.

[stupidusernamepoop]

what happens if we threw you inside and laugh at you

[CaptainCrunch4Me]

I'd fucking mess you up if you tried to throw me in Taiwan.

If you find this video offensive, DON'T WATCH IT! Ok? He was just trying to get some laughs and he did. So just shut the fuck up or get the fuck out.

[mTANGproductions]

i love how the guy has no pants

[CptxMike]

lmao badass xD

[wb00grib]

excellent subtitles !!!

[blundercat87]

dude, you lead a pretty cool life. not everybody gets to experience different country's like that. enjoy it!

[alvycolt45]

not your best, you're trying to be too cute and failing

[NightVi]

in The US they show us what happen over there in the news. hope you guy are alright, it looks bad

[13mordeth]

It's the worst disaster to hit Taiwan in 50 years.

[undacoval3rotha]

one woman was electrocuted while getting into a taxi! BZZZZZZZ lmao

[rEcKLesSzzz]

LMFAO SUPER CREATIVE IMAGINATION or w.e u wanna call it lol the one with the punch in the forehead i was dying of laughter lolol

when i saw the typhoon here in brooklyn on the news i told my bro mordeth is probably gonna make a video bout this lol why dont you go ride to the hotel that fell in the river?

[13mordeth]

Because it's about 7 hours away. The south of Taiwan got hit hard. I live in the north. Typhoons don't affect us badly here. That's why the majority of Taiwanese live in the north.

[stupidusernamepoop]

no, most of chinese live there

and the taiwanese live in the south

[JayHallenz]

Wow he was badass! :O

[ScottyFL813]

Great comment about people having to use mini satellite dishes to improve cell phone reception. Hope all is well with you. We did fine here in Taichung.

[zypp33]

This typhoon is bad...hope ur ok Mordeth and it doesnt come north.

[Seansafk]

If you google video "Taiwan Typhoon", you're video shows up as number 1. Even above the major news sources :-p

[TSchott07]

LMAO Nicely put

[Blueponts]

LOL

[Hakkiri]

do they really need to go out on this kind of weather?

[secv99]

Haha nice subtitles!

[shadowsteel5]

Mordeth i have a game beta invite key i think you will like, i can give it to you and the game client is only 250mb, send me a message on youtube if you wanna try the game, its called heroes of newerth

[13mordeth]

I don't hvae time to play. And you aren't allowed to make videos about beta games. Thanks for thinking of me though.

[shadowsteel5]

Thats a shame, really thought you would have liked it.

[fmwso]

It's been all over the news about some typhoon, I just hope that everything's ok over there with you.

[chrisw40]

what the hell are they riding scooters in a fucking typhoon for lmao! break out the para sails

[stot3]

Scooter tipping, Bike tipping, easier than cow tipping, but certainly not as funny.

[aussiephil85]

I love the captions very entertaining

[nagasako7]

Typhoons are really brutal compared to hurricanes. It's amazing how well the pac rim deals with them. Typhoons average +150mph. The hurricane average is more like 135mph.

[no3ggs4u]

They're the same exact thing...

[eightwillwontcannot]

what kind of asshole goes jogging in a typhoon?

[Sis363]

DEAD SCOOTERS EVERY WHERE ! ! !

[MadeinHell2]

OH HUMANITY! ITS A HORROR!

[gemdiver]

those taiwanese people are hardcore, scooting around in a hurricane.

[abendroth85]

mordeth, looks like you should get into the scooter repair business right about now

[NIRFlux]

Those captions were so badass!

Stay safe dude..

[vix86]

So I'm guessing those "thieves" that "stole" that moped had to pay the woman afterward since they touched it after it fell down. Does the city have to pay the jogger for touching his tree?

[lacko90]

hahaha omg, your subtitles are the best! :D all your vids are truly awesome,

Stay safe!

[MrGreenday]

So badass roffl

[flyingace451]

You should subtitle for Warner Bros or something. Disney movies might be better off with your subtitles as well...

[xSeptacemiAx]

rawrfol! i bet i can take that n00b jogger down >_>

[Nk155]

nop, he is to badass!

[sonnyman2000]

awesome subtitles :P

[ic3t3e]

sorry for what happens in Taiwan ..... I hope you do not happen nothing bad and whana see you in new movies .... take care !!!!

[submissions72]

i wanna live in an asian country..but i heard they don't like foreigners..especially in japan

[Benjabee7]

I'm from Singapore and it's a multi-racial country, though it's quite stressful living here -.-;;

[submissions72]

why is it stressful?

[Ryino123]

more like north koreans

[submissions72]

ouch! That sucks I wanted to visit there.

[97Jeppedeppe]

OMG fun news

[onethoughtlessone]

Thanks for translating Mordeth.

[princze89]

He was so badass!

[Layiloe]

rly funny good job. but this was uploaded aug 6 and the title is aug 7th???

[osesdavid]

Perhaps time zones...

Think about it ;-)

[Layiloe]

but im in japan right now and hes in taiwan

[osesdavid]

Then only could be one thing... The end is coming... lol

I don't know, but I think that isn't very important, don't you think? ;-)

[Layiloe]

NO ITS VERY FUCKEN IMPORTANT!!! its means m13 is a time traveler

[osesdavid]

Yeah! and is not the first time he did it. He can make telephone calls to the past!!

[13mordeth]

Upload dates go by YouTube's time.....which is American. I uploaded it on the 7th in Taiwan.

[FunkyBass]

lol

[robinphillips]

You got the typhoon on the right, HK got got the one on the left !! Windy week ;-)

[xinheng]

You're such a doofus, but watching this is pretty funny

[Crash13EvE]

lmao "must have been the hairnet"

[chrissept21]

HEY LADY dont pick that scooter up if the owner see you he'll charge you

[MCBaritone]

LUL

[WildMaverick1200]

Awesome

[motosick]

Yes, the dryer running in the background. Sounds like at least one pair of jeans. And at 0:39.... a small volume bubbler? ;-)

[darknessahead520]

whoa!...thats insane

i didnt think super ppl existed

awesome vid mordeth

[OuchIHurtMyNuts]

lol this is just like the stuff i would say

[MrHasie]

I think it's bad ass that life goes on when there's bad weather around. Here in Florida, few people are outside.

[Dawnte13]

I was that mucho badass jugger no kidding :P

[abysal311]

that jogger was so badass!

[snuffah222]

I truly am amazed at how much bullshit your brain generates :) It's great! :D

[DoomXexec311]

rofl... is that your laundry I hear in the background ? :)

[AlexanderArts]

The Typhoon is still strong down here in Taichung. Well I guess the wind isn't so bad but its pouring right now.

[skater99897]

y did u put this vid on youtube wen u no its boring

[cashstore1]

Ha! Ha! Ha!

[BloodBrain421]

that was good you should do another

[nairbsille]

hahahahaha this was awesome

[huskersfan1]

pretty funny mordeth

[steve4nlanguage]

Thanks for the hilarious subtitles!

Yeah, not bad at all in Taoyuan...loved having two extra days off :-)

[jak2k50]

That jogger was badass

[xTeamEdward1901x]

5 starz for lady with shit breath! hahaha

[IonNuke]

That's the time you go out side with an umbrella and jump and hope you get somewhere.

Or the time that my dad yells at me b/c half the 1st floor is already flooded and I'm goofing around.

[SpyderR0de0]

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! HAHAHAHA

[Infaf09]

R.I.P. Scooter

[scandalousjen]

You goofball.

[zep123]

6 star rating for you

[SSSSBBBB81]

I don't know if it's the fact that it's 3 in the morning and I'm tired but I Lmao'd

[starzship]

i was thinking about you when I heard about the typhoon. Glad you're ok. wow, it'd be crazy to even try to ride in that storm.

[Kheperan]

lol he was a badass

[stitchcrafter]

Thats choice Mordeth.

[GustavoMorenoo]

omg this was so funny

[sciences8]

I love the ending.

[jh312]

hahahhaahha it was perfect

[MisterHolaMan]

Wow, that reporters voice is so annoying!

[PrettyCoolParrots]

lol, I'm so high it took me untill 2:29 to figure out that's not what they were really saying.

vuryfunny5stars4u

[iauFTW]

Hahahaha that was hilarious mordeth! xD

[BBoyXy]

ahahha funny thing!!! :D

die scooters! :D

[StraightArrow1000]

LOL mordeth man you are hilarious hahahahaha