Beer Rant

[thethicrad]

Dicktails?...Don't you mean cocktails?

[ClearCritic]

@thethicrad

i mean Dicktails, like sonic the hedgehog's sidekick, Tails, except instead of flying when you spin your tails, you take flight like a helicopter when you spin your dick

[thethicrad]

@ClearCritic

I see. I am not familiar with the mythology of Sonic the Hedgehog. Please forgive my ignorance.

[gkalavik]

Is it still Facebook wit when you post your response immediately? You're separated from the anxieties of direct human interaction, as well as having all the time you need to articulate your witty retort. But even if you don't use that time and are able to come up with an immediate response, I would consider it Facebook wit all the same, because you're utilizing the digital veil between you and who you are talking to.

[ClearCritic]

@gkalavik

i wonder if ppl who use facebook a lot start believing in their own wittiness while actually getting slower in direct face-to-face interactions

[urazuthinkur]

knowing that you are in new hampshire makes me want some smuttynose! fuck vegas and their poor beer selections.

[McBlemmen]

i want stippers with beer nipples lol

[ClearCritic]

@McBlemmen

me too, McBlemmen, me too

[bittysnack]

I too have shirt stains!

[H4Z4RD5]

I sprayed water on my screen when i saw your "helicopter dick" movement. Hahahahaha!

[KyleClarkUSA]

You have the barest/whitest house I have ever seen.

[Otis940]

"Dick Tail" LMAO

[souljaboyxx23]

u r beautiful!!

[freetinylog]

i love u!!!!

[drywetchair1]

can you marry me?!!!!!!

[Cpug4mer]

Can't wait for your next vid. This was great XD

[sajonali123]

i sent this to all my friends

[drywetchair3]

you have nice eyes

[rhlpresswash]

no buddy can drink like my girls

[TheNubbbler]

Malibu does it too. But that's a liquor.

[MikeOfKorea]

helicopter dick! I fear that image will make me chuckle to myself all day now. Fun rant, man. I like the way your mind works.