1:07 - Agh! John Travolta. This is a HORROR MOVIE.
2:04 - A reprise of the classic Loony Tunes automated factory musical hit "Powerhouse" by Raymond Scott. Which actually fits the Tasmanian Devil animation implosion cyclone quite well.
3:38 - BUBO ! They had the adorable mechanical owl on set & they just skipped it?!? Sheesh, this director keeps proving himself more & more idiotic.
6:13 - (Witches) "You will die SON OF ZEUS." What a ripoff for Perseus, Heracles at least got muscles & longevity.
I didn't really get the anti-God theme some gleaned from it. Maybe a "choose your gods well" theme. Zeus had a plan all along (and his son was that plan's linchpin) to defeat the psychopathic god driven by hate.
@Halo4Lyf Unlike mythology, or the original movie for that matter, there are NO good gods in this movie. The "noble" one is a raping, bull-headed, apathetic buffoon. The backstories, like Medusa's, have been retconned to make the gods the brutalizers and the mortals the victims, regardless of their original intent and in no more-cinematically-interesting ways.
It's all about noble men rising to have NO gods at all, idiots though they are. It's basically the other side of Psalm 2.
@JaalKiriam How is that retconning? The gods in Greek mythology ARE assholes. The only thing that isn't accurate is Hades wanting to take over Olympus (which he always tries to do for some reason in movies about Greek mythology)...
@JaalKiriam How is that retconning? The gods in Greek mythology ARE assholes. The only thing that isn't accurate is Hades wanting to take over Olympus (which he always tries to do for some reason in movies about Greek mythology)...
@JaalKiriam I thought in Greek mythology the gods were always massive dicks. Nearly all of them got into raping and bestiality. Artemis once turned a man into a deer and had his own huntings dogs rip him to pieces for daring to watch her bathe. Zeus once raped a woman while disguised as a swan. THAT is the point of the gods. They weren't perfect or noble; they were supposed to reflect humanity. In fact, seeing as Hades only kidnapped one woman, he was probably the most noble out of all the gods.
@JaalKiriam You were expecting anything else from hollywood? you know they will push Athiest, leftwing, anti business propaganda whenever possible. bunch of miserable socialists who will never find happiness in life with their world view, that's why so many of them live in a drug induced haze.
I truly thought this was one of the most underrated films of recent time.
I truly thought it was a great film. Sure there were some things they over did and they could have took better care of some supporting characters but overall it was an enjoyable film, and you can tell there was heart to this film.
A viewing of this film at any length presents a challenge to determine what's least inspired: vapid Sam Worthington, his worthless co-stars, the ugly production design or perfunctory CGI thereof.
I've viewed Merchant Ivory features more exciting than this.
to everyone complaining about how bad this movie is: Did you see the original? It sucked worse than this one. They didn't have much to go on. Seriously. The original was BAD. (this one is an improvement!)
Yes, I did see that film, but this film had terrible pacing. Everything was a brief establish shot of a green screen setting for special effects with a wooden Perseus borrowing Christian Bale's Batman-voice. There were no interesting characters or build-up to the monsters who got lost on their way to the set of del Toro's next film. The original had cheesy dialogue, but story was tighter, adventurous, and the effects weren't trying to be a distraction from the bland characters.
Personally, I don't mind CGI in principle, any more than I mind rubber puppets or matte effects or painted lunchmeat special effects. What I mind is a story that is mindless, hole-ridden crap, self-righteous, post-modern garbage that defecates all over the original source material to appease to shallow audiences (and there ARE plenty of potential viewers who want thoughtful stories) that depends o gimmicks and "awesomeness" (lamely done, too) to overcompensate for their shortcomings.
3:37 Oh man! Seriously, that's one quote my friend and I will throw around a lot "GOOD NEWS" All these times and I'm only just now catching that joke in here....I've said it a thousand times....on youtube alone, even lol, no matter how many times you watch, you always find something new and awesome each time! :)
My main problem with this movie is that they had to make the movie so damn dark! In about 26 years, we go from honest, good hearted adventuring to just a dark, gloomy "edgy" film. That and the special effects aren't as impressive as the original. AND WHY CAN'T SAM WORTHINGTON ACT!!
@kyon813 -when I think of how much effort was put into every single frame of animation from the original-and then I look at this, and see how they just pushed the button that said "Kraken" on their big deal effects computer-it actually makes me want to murder every fourteen year old kid in America who will only watch movies that feature "CGI." - actually I know people over 30 who wont watch "old" " effects movies now. They've been ruined by all this soul-less crap and they don't even care.
I totally don't get why they made Pegasus black in this version. It's a horse with WINGS. What could be more hardcore than that? But having it be white was just too wussy for you? Black is EXTREEEME YEEEA!
@JamesOhGoodie They were marketing to the lowest common denominator (12 year old boys who breathe through their mouth and have posters of beefy, sweaty wrestling heroes on their bedroom wall). James Cameron pulls it off with more subtlety and the rest try to follow his lead.
@eastwing329 Also, about the scorpion battle, could anyone tell me what in the name of sanity was going on, because I could follow it. The editing was crap.
@eastwing329 i hated it within the first five seconds. they literally destroyed the entire mythology it was based on and showed no understanding of ancient greek culture....in those first five seconds.
The only half decent parts were Liam Neeson and Ralph Fiennes. And thankfully, Sam Worthington has improved heavily, go watch The Debt, he actually was great at acting in it. This is honestly good, because he has HUGE potential to be one of the best of this generation, but only if he gets cast in good movies and pushes himself.
Does anybody else notice how crappy casting is these days? First they cast the Prince of Persia with a really Western European looking Jake Gyllenhall, and now they cast a bunch of Greeks with everybody from Northern Europe. Zeus my ass, that's Odin. Plus, these tales took place in the Mediterranean. This movie has more cloudy skies than a folk black metal band's music video. wtf?
@JohnMooreification what!? I thought he looked pretty eastern. But, you raise a point. The whitest prince was in Prince of Peria 1 for DOS. Remember that? Blond hair and everything, lol. But they fixed him in The Shadow and the Flame. Still doesn't make it right though. Shame on them all!
@harmonyXsuzukaze Ray Harryhausen's got no room to talk; Perseus didn't even ride a winged horse in the original story. Hell, there wasn't even a Kraken.
@kkordis It was a sea monster, but they called it a Cetus. The word eventually came to mean "whale". But "Release the Whale" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Ralph Fiennes' new thing: act every role like he's been punched in the throat... "Harry... I need to take your throat now." "What? Then I won't be able to speak in the movie." (Audience: "Do it! Do it now!")
"Are you comin' on to me?" had me rolling on the floor. God, this movie had such amazing art direction and a ridiculously awesome cast which were both entirely wasted.
@buffypython I was reading in Entertainment Weekly where Sam Worthington actually threw a tantrum over that. He didn't want the tribute to Bubo the Owl in "his" remake of Clash of the Titans, so he complained to producers about it. They didn't listen, it stayed in, and that was that. Earlier versions of the script included Bubo reprising his role from the first film in a much larger capacity, but it didn't make the final cut.
@Jadicegirl Not too many decades ago, conniptions were only condoned by evidence of exceptional talent. Apparently, Worthington learned a lot from a famous prior co-star.
"Are you comin on to me?" Interesting thought. how fun would it have been to throw a Sam Worthington/Madds Mikelsen love scene in the middle of this very generic action movie for no apparent reason?
How was this movie a happy ending? Zeus didn't bring back his family or anyone else who died, the only one he brought back was the one who wanted to die. What a prick.
Zeus couldn't have resurrected his family? His little sister who never got a chance at a long happy life? No, thats fine, I'm sure he will be very happy with the chick he's known for all of 3 days to keep him company for the rest of his life ....
What annoyed me about this movie is that io is actually persiuses sister in some mythologies so incest and there are two characters refered to as persian but persia was discovered by persius mean it doesnt exist during this time that and about billion inaccuracies
@ahdeath2007 Don't forget the fact that Andromeda is supposed to be an Ethiopian princess in the original mythology. Last I checked, Ethiopia is supposed to be filled with black people, and every incarnation I've seen of Andromeda and her people casts them all in shades of lily-white.
When me and my sister watched this in the cinema we were less than impressed. Before the chick was dying/turning to pollen she said to the guy that he was "the best of both worlds". Upon hearing this I immediately started singing the HM song "Best of Both Worlds" despite not really knowing the lyrics. My sister was laughing so hard she was nearly crying and joined in. We were getting really dirty looks off the other two members of the audience. :D
By the gods of Greek mythos, this movie sucked. Everything was made to look more 'badass'
Black Pegasus, Greek Lightsaber, and deep-throat grunting for speech.
Say what you will about the original Clash of the Titans, but that one was better written, the special effects had more heart, and despite the cheese in the script/acting it wasn't trying to make everything hardcore.
Funny how in Greek mythology Hades is actually one of the more reasonable Olympians.
mangaka89 6 days ago
The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Suck.
I'd play that game if the Riff Trax guys did all the voices and sound effects.
scaremoonturkey 4 weeks ago
The eagles are leaving!!!!!
TheColSamson 1 month ago
"Duely noted, Zang Geif"
TheColSamson 1 month ago
six people wanted more lens flare.
SuperIlluminaughty 1 month ago
my left ear really enjoyed this
4MiFans 1 month ago 2
Nice reference to the Tasmanian Devil from Looney Tunes.
palpatine17 1 month ago
The only good thing about this movie is that Medusa, thought a CG gorgon, is incredibly hawt.
harry426 1 month ago
speaking of Kevin Costner when are they gonna do Waterworld? the movie sucks ass!!!
supermariofan03 1 month ago
I FOUND THIS IN THE KITCHEN AT DOMINOS!!!
SomeDumbKid1 2 months ago
1:07 - Agh! John Travolta. This is a HORROR MOVIE.
2:04 - A reprise of the classic Loony Tunes automated factory musical hit "Powerhouse" by Raymond Scott. Which actually fits the Tasmanian Devil animation implosion cyclone quite well.
3:38 - BUBO ! They had the adorable mechanical owl on set & they just skipped it?!? Sheesh, this director keeps proving himself more & more idiotic.
6:13 - (Witches) "You will die SON OF ZEUS." What a ripoff for Perseus, Heracles at least got muscles & longevity.
Matrix29bear 2 months ago
they really hit the nail on the head when it comes to Greek Gods being dicks.
eastwing329 2 months ago
Zeus as a rapist. Glad someone finally noticed this blip about Greek gods.
joshuare5768 2 months ago
I didn't really get the anti-God theme some gleaned from it. Maybe a "choose your gods well" theme. Zeus had a plan all along (and his son was that plan's linchpin) to defeat the psychopathic god driven by hate.
Halo4Lyf 3 months ago 2
@Halo4Lyf Unlike mythology, or the original movie for that matter, there are NO good gods in this movie. The "noble" one is a raping, bull-headed, apathetic buffoon. The backstories, like Medusa's, have been retconned to make the gods the brutalizers and the mortals the victims, regardless of their original intent and in no more-cinematically-interesting ways.
It's all about noble men rising to have NO gods at all, idiots though they are. It's basically the other side of Psalm 2.
JaalKiriam 3 months ago 4
@JaalKiriam How is that retconning? The gods in Greek mythology ARE assholes. The only thing that isn't accurate is Hades wanting to take over Olympus (which he always tries to do for some reason in movies about Greek mythology)...
videogamenostalgia 2 months ago
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@JaalKiriam How is that retconning? The gods in Greek mythology ARE assholes. The only thing that isn't accurate is Hades wanting to take over Olympus (which he always tries to do for some reason in movies about Greek mythology)...
videogamenostalgia 2 months ago
@JaalKiriam I thought in Greek mythology the gods were always massive dicks. Nearly all of them got into raping and bestiality. Artemis once turned a man into a deer and had his own huntings dogs rip him to pieces for daring to watch her bathe. Zeus once raped a woman while disguised as a swan. THAT is the point of the gods. They weren't perfect or noble; they were supposed to reflect humanity. In fact, seeing as Hades only kidnapped one woman, he was probably the most noble out of all the gods.
dragonkeeper19600 2 months ago
@JaalKiriam You were expecting anything else from hollywood? you know they will push Athiest, leftwing, anti business propaganda whenever possible. bunch of miserable socialists who will never find happiness in life with their world view, that's why so many of them live in a drug induced haze.
kdrapertrucker 2 weeks ago
I saw this with two of my friends at the theater, by the end of it we were all demanding those two hours of our lives back
scirius14 4 months ago
@scirius14 I got to see it for free, in 3D no less, and still felt cheated!
JaalKiriam 4 months ago 3
I truly thought this was one of the most underrated films of recent time.
I truly thought it was a great film. Sure there were some things they over did and they could have took better care of some supporting characters but overall it was an enjoyable film, and you can tell there was heart to this film.
Eceoes 4 months ago
A viewing of this film at any length presents a challenge to determine what's least inspired: vapid Sam Worthington, his worthless co-stars, the ugly production design or perfunctory CGI thereof.
I've viewed Merchant Ivory features more exciting than this.
rqbuchanan 4 months ago
@rqbuchanan Don't forget the hamfisted, ironically preachy, anti-God storyline pulled out of the writers' rectums!
JaalKiriam 4 months ago 2
@JaalKiriam Thanks for that reminder. Who doesn't love the clumsy application of contemporary sensibilities to film adaptations of ancient myths?
rqbuchanan 4 months ago
Oh, one more thing, what did Kevin stop Mike (Or was it Bill) from doing at about 6:31?
MarcellusHellraiser 4 months ago
to everyone complaining about how bad this movie is: Did you see the original? It sucked worse than this one. They didn't have much to go on. Seriously. The original was BAD. (this one is an improvement!)
martycubfan 5 months ago
@martycubfan
Yes, I did see that film, but this film had terrible pacing. Everything was a brief establish shot of a green screen setting for special effects with a wooden Perseus borrowing Christian Bale's Batman-voice. There were no interesting characters or build-up to the monsters who got lost on their way to the set of del Toro's next film. The original had cheesy dialogue, but story was tighter, adventurous, and the effects weren't trying to be a distraction from the bland characters.
ninjawraith17 5 months ago
Good news!
Professor Fonsworth? :D
MrPeckhsj 5 months ago
"Wake up, sweetie, we're at grandma's."
I remember Mike making a similar riff during MST3K the movie.
jasonw131 5 months ago
@jasonw131 Cal put your shoes on we're at grandma's :P
yityatlvr 5 months ago
This movie pissed me off sooooooo much!! It got everything wrong, mythologically speaking!
Hakkai87 5 months ago
It is the dark god,Taz!!
CitizenKahne1015 5 months ago 2
Great the horse just inhaled her and farted her out!
fritopindayho 5 months ago 2
what's the song that the guys are parodying while the scorpions are walking in the desert?
autobot69000 5 months ago
"Should I release something, or...?"
thetallguy5192 6 months ago
......idiot
BionicTurtleWizard 6 months ago
those snakes, their waste must come out inside her head... right?
cuppecakeprincess 6 months ago
Personally, I don't mind CGI in principle, any more than I mind rubber puppets or matte effects or painted lunchmeat special effects. What I mind is a story that is mindless, hole-ridden crap, self-righteous, post-modern garbage that defecates all over the original source material to appease to shallow audiences (and there ARE plenty of potential viewers who want thoughtful stories) that depends o gimmicks and "awesomeness" (lamely done, too) to overcompensate for their shortcomings.
JaalKiriam 6 months ago 33
Alright, this is ridiculous. We just got past by a rock and some moss!
KTKomedy2813 6 months ago
the only good actor in this movie was liam neeson. like if you agree.
Xxstevo69xX 6 months ago
@Xxstevo69xX
-the only good actor in the movie was Bubo the mechanical owl because it was the ONLY thing in the movie that makes you think of Ray Harryhausen.
trapadoored 6 months ago
wow, i never actually noticed how much hades sounds like voldemort XD
koolio411w00t 7 months ago
@koolio411w00t That's because Hades is played by Ralph Fiennes... who plays Voldemort.
navyazee 6 months ago
The Ocarina of Suck!
Hey, don't diss Zelda!
Zuyuri 7 months ago
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Why is everyone so hard on this movie? I liked it as well as the original.
hornymaneee 7 months ago
"GOOD NEWS!"
"Professor Farnsworth?"
3:37 Oh man! Seriously, that's one quote my friend and I will throw around a lot "GOOD NEWS" All these times and I'm only just now catching that joke in here....I've said it a thousand times....on youtube alone, even lol, no matter how many times you watch, you always find something new and awesome each time! :)
anemicroyaltea69 7 months ago 9
tristar logo tryouts hahahaha
paddymcp1990 7 months ago
DON'T PAY THE FERRYMAN! XD I Spat juice out my nose cuz of that!
JakenJragin 7 months ago 3
This is a perfect movie for MST3K riffing. Lots of fun and wisecracks to be had. Also, beer helps tremendously.
gamesDAMNED 8 months ago
My main problem with this movie is that they had to make the movie so damn dark! In about 26 years, we go from honest, good hearted adventuring to just a dark, gloomy "edgy" film. That and the special effects aren't as impressive as the original. AND WHY CAN'T SAM WORTHINGTON ACT!!
kyon813 8 months ago 2
@kyon813 -when I think of how much effort was put into every single frame of animation from the original-and then I look at this, and see how they just pushed the button that said "Kraken" on their big deal effects computer-it actually makes me want to murder every fourteen year old kid in America who will only watch movies that feature "CGI." - actually I know people over 30 who wont watch "old" " effects movies now. They've been ruined by all this soul-less crap and they don't even care.
trapadoored 6 months ago
07:16: I turns out that guy was just only a Creeper who just wanted a hug.,
heartlessmushroom 8 months ago
@heartlessmushroom That's a nice snake lady you have there. Be a SSSSSSSShamee if SSSSSSSSSSomething happened to it.
kyon813 6 months ago
The original sucked. But it was The Dark Knight in comparison to this.
PSshadow92 8 months ago 3
Tristar logo tryouts :):):)
GenzoB 8 months ago
Man the original was way better than this.
Mst3kfanatic1 8 months ago 2
If it ain't Ray Harryhausen it ain't Clash of the Titans. Bottomline. I hope the Rifftrax guys get to tackle that one sometime soon.
NateSean 8 months ago
@NateSean why it was good.
Mst3kfanatic1 8 months ago
legend of zelda ocarina of suck
allegedman 8 months ago
I totally don't get why they made Pegasus black in this version. It's a horse with WINGS. What could be more hardcore than that? But having it be white was just too wussy for you? Black is EXTREEEME YEEEA!
JamesOhGoodie 9 months ago
@JamesOhGoodie They were marketing to the lowest common denominator (12 year old boys who breathe through their mouth and have posters of beefy, sweaty wrestling heroes on their bedroom wall). James Cameron pulls it off with more subtlety and the rest try to follow his lead.
ion010101 8 months ago
I love how this one parody writer wrote about "Clash of the Titans" and called the black Pegasus "Badass the Destroyer".
VTPPGLVR 9 months ago
BRAAAAINNNSSSSS.....
bastianskaye 9 months ago
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kinghomsar 9 months ago
verily it is the weggie of the GODS!!!!
howdyd000 9 months ago
Re-lease the Crackin'!
nofxmike06 9 months ago
@nofxmike06 Get busy dyin' or get cracken!
pittland44 9 months ago
lmao len's flare
carringtonc79 10 months ago
"little Kraken"....pfffff...lol
Aelflar 10 months ago
I love the Dark Knight Rifftrax refeance, "WHERE ARE THEY!"
TheDoctorNumber13 10 months ago
@TheDoctorNumber13 They seem to want to sneak one of those into every Riff they've done since that one.
SageVallant 9 months ago
HAHA! LOTR reference! "The Eagles are leaving!"
TehBonfire 10 months ago
"Well, humanity's champion is the E-trade baby..."
So true...
psycodollkiller666 10 months ago
BLOOD FOR THE FERRYMAN
lordrevan571 10 months ago
ZANGIEF!
MahajiHaji 10 months ago
I actually paid to see this in theaters. God, it sucked.
eastwing329 10 months ago 91
@eastwing329 Also, about the scorpion battle, could anyone tell me what in the name of sanity was going on, because I could follow it. The editing was crap.
eastwing329 10 months ago
@eastwing329 I feel your pain. :(
Blannaface5 9 months ago
@eastwing329 yeah, a real travesty
GhostlyGrin 9 months ago
@eastwing329 I paid to see it in 3D! How do you think I feel?!
40Pacino 9 months ago
@40Pacino so did I. The 3d didn't even work.
eastwing329 9 months ago
@eastwing329 Hu hu.. Gods...
iaodfsh 8 months ago
@eastwing329 i hated it within the first five seconds. they literally destroyed the entire mythology it was based on and showed no understanding of ancient greek culture....in those first five seconds.
TheAutisticGuitarist 7 months ago
@eastwing329 The thing I wanted to see the most was the kraken. And it was cool, but lasted TWO FUCKING MINUTES. -_-
MaxDamageProductions 7 months ago
@eastwing329 yeah can you believe they are making another one
foxfaith24 6 months ago
@eastwing329
The only half decent parts were Liam Neeson and Ralph Fiennes. And thankfully, Sam Worthington has improved heavily, go watch The Debt, he actually was great at acting in it. This is honestly good, because he has HUGE potential to be one of the best of this generation, but only if he gets cast in good movies and pushes himself.
MarcellusHellraiser 4 months ago
"Let us get into makeup and tape 'The View'".....my favorite line......
edgolo 10 months ago 2
@edgolo LOL same!
ShelbyDoesntKnow 10 months ago
Gosh, I love all the geek jokes in rifftrax lol.
YoungDaniAndTheMute 10 months ago
I wonder how many people got the "Andromeda, you seemed strained" joke.
socom1020 10 months ago
6:30
♪ Whatever you do, don't pay the ferryman. ♪
♪ Don't even fix a price. ♪
Kaijudomage22 10 months ago 3
Someone tried to get me to see this thing with them. Glad I didn't. Sucks.
pretorious700 10 months ago
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINSSSS!
dinocubfan 10 months ago
"Legend of Zelda: the Ocarina of Suck."
RiderAndKallen 10 months ago
Does anybody else notice how crappy casting is these days? First they cast the Prince of Persia with a really Western European looking Jake Gyllenhall, and now they cast a bunch of Greeks with everybody from Northern Europe. Zeus my ass, that's Odin. Plus, these tales took place in the Mediterranean. This movie has more cloudy skies than a folk black metal band's music video. wtf?
puberis 11 months ago 4
@puberis To be fair, the Prince in the Sands of Time video game was the whitest, american-est persian I'd ever seen.
JohnMooreification 10 months ago
@JohnMooreification what!? I thought he looked pretty eastern. But, you raise a point. The whitest prince was in Prince of Peria 1 for DOS. Remember that? Blond hair and everything, lol. But they fixed him in The Shadow and the Flame. Still doesn't make it right though. Shame on them all!
puberis 10 months ago
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JamesOhGoodie 9 months ago
I always remembered the original POP having red hair. Were there a lot of gingers in ancient Persia?
JamesOhGoodie 9 months ago
lol "no one should have to watch this movie sober!" i went to this in theaters on a bunch of sedatives lmao its true it made it worth wile somehow
AlecRozsa 11 months ago
"The horse inhaled her and farted her out again." LMAO!
monsterinyourpocket 11 months ago 2
"Something isn't right..."
'Yeah, your family has three different accents!'
MrBuch169169 11 months ago 3
You gonna act in this scene at all, or shall I act twice as hard again to cover both of us? XD Priceless!
PyrozPlayground 11 months ago
@PyrozPlayground And it describes the understated, underappreciated Pete Postlewaithe's career perfectly. RIP Pete......
snipergirl21 11 months ago 2
@snipergirl21 This is a rather strange place to discover that Pete is gone. Always liked his character in Dragon Heart.
dressupjesus 11 months ago
I'm just gonna say it: I like the 2010 "Clash" better than the '80's version. There.
PaperbackWizard 11 months ago
1 person doesn't like braaaaains
Verto9999 11 months ago
Zangief LOL
jumpoutatree 11 months ago
Still surfacing? Try to get out of the water before the birth of Christ, would you? LMFAO
mannisue 11 months ago 2
Actually, the Greek gods really were pricks, so I don't blame them for the blasphemy. Oh yeah, and THIS MOVIE SUCKS!
kyon813 11 months ago
Actually, the Greek gods really were pricks, so I don't blame them for blaspheming. Oh yeah, and THIS MOVIE SUCK!
kyon813 11 months ago
A ha ha, this is one of their best riffs, had me laughing every 2 seconds. XD
MeatloafBomb 11 months ago
It's like hearing Dumbledore talk to the Dark Knight.
VegetableAgony2 1 year ago
Man this one is so not like the old one from the 60's [or something like that] that I grew up with.
And why must he have a black horse, it was white.
Sheesh, gotta pimp him out with a black horse for 2010 or something, lame!
harmonyXsuzukaze 1 year ago
@harmonyXsuzukaze 80's actually
noqa 11 months ago
@harmonyXsuzukaze Ray Harryhausen's got no room to talk; Perseus didn't even ride a winged horse in the original story. Hell, there wasn't even a Kraken.
PaperbackWizard 11 months ago
@PaperbackWizard Then what did they release?
kkordis 11 months ago
@kkordis It was a sea monster, but they called it a Cetus. The word eventually came to mean "whale". But "Release the Whale" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
PaperbackWizard 11 months ago 2
"Andromeda?"
"You seem strained. DOH!"
Commandergeno 1 year ago
"Put it back in the Mystical Trunk of Pandering."
"It's like listening to Dumbledore talk to the Dark Knight."
Thanos6 1 year ago
Holy crap the lens flare! Why is there so much lens flare?
00Petulia00 1 year ago
doorbuster sale! they've released the kraken, now we're releasing the savings!
banananer16 1 year ago
Sam, are you gonna act in this scene or am I gonna have to act twice as hard to cover both of us!
Dabrasz 1 year ago
Why do the main characters sound like they have strep throat?
Equilibrium2037 1 year ago
"Don't set like that. everyone can see your little crackin."
oh my god that killed me.
Chynaash 1 year ago 3
new voldemort now with 100% more nose lol epic
Greenwood4USA 1 year ago 2
:34 is Pete Posthlethwaite's career summed up in one sentence.
JohnMooreification 1 year ago
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JohnMooreification 1 year ago
lol im so glad i saved my money and didn't waste it on this piece of crap movie.
newm123 1 year ago
"uv brought us this far, lets go the rest of the way"
???
"u comin on ta me man?"
Darth5Steel 1 year ago
New Voldemort! Now with 100% more nose.
AlanHollow 1 year ago 58
Put it back in the mystical trunk of pandering. lol!
micksmom2 1 year ago
Ralph Fiennes' new thing: act every role like he's been punched in the throat... "Harry... I need to take your throat now." "What? Then I won't be able to speak in the movie." (Audience: "Do it! Do it now!")
mnmheart 1 year ago 2
"Are you comin' on to me?" had me rolling on the floor. God, this movie had such amazing art direction and a ridiculously awesome cast which were both entirely wasted.
RincewindsHat66 1 year ago
mike makes a disturbingly good female zombie
DementedJuggalette 1 year ago
Don't try to leave town or anything, cause that would be cheating.
penguinsarebeast33 1 year ago
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purpleshamrock17 1 year ago
new voldemort, now with 100% more nose!
ladyhart21 1 year ago
I love how Liam and Ralph decided to BS this whole movie, and they still did a better job than everybody who was trying their best.
40Pacino 1 year ago
"This is what drinking gin does to your face."
"It's worth it."
halfmanhalfmetal 1 year ago
"And his best friend: Dog!" I really liked this movie. But the drama and heavy effects make it good for riffing.
halfmanhalfmetal 1 year ago 2
The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Suck
MansonFan64 1 year ago 2
3:33 Is that the owl from the original movie? I can't believe they included that!
buffypython 1 year ago
@buffypython I was reading in Entertainment Weekly where Sam Worthington actually threw a tantrum over that. He didn't want the tribute to Bubo the Owl in "his" remake of Clash of the Titans, so he complained to producers about it. They didn't listen, it stayed in, and that was that. Earlier versions of the script included Bubo reprising his role from the first film in a much larger capacity, but it didn't make the final cut.
Jadicegirl 1 year ago
@Jadicegirl Not too many decades ago, conniptions were only condoned by evidence of exceptional talent. Apparently, Worthington learned a lot from a famous prior co-star.
rqbuchanan 4 months ago
@buffypython yup that is the owl from the original!
purpleshamrock17 1 year ago
Prof. Farnsworth!!
QwertyitesWipQozn 1 year ago 2
BRAAAAAAINS!!!
bastianskaye 1 year ago
"Are you comin on to me?" Interesting thought. how fun would it have been to throw a Sam Worthington/Madds Mikelsen love scene in the middle of this very generic action movie for no apparent reason?
hollyhuffstutler 1 year ago 2
So flippin sloooow
hollyhuffstutler 1 year ago
How was this movie a happy ending? Zeus didn't bring back his family or anyone else who died, the only one he brought back was the one who wanted to die. What a prick.
TheRhinehart86 1 year ago 3
@TheRhinehart86 And he raped his mother, don't forget. Zeus has no one's best interest at heart.
hollyhuffstutler 1 year ago 2
"We can fight anywhere"
Great! I'm going to need you in the underworld.
"But not in the underworld."
OH SON OF A-
MissMillsonxx 1 year ago
oh my god i about died at that last part XD
"braaaains"
"Oh we have fun together! ...oh my god my skull you're eating it!"
lololololol
kfetter16 1 year ago
Oh please don't soil yourself in 3D
rabbitalmighty 1 year ago
Legend of Zelda, the Ocarina of SUCK!
UltimateKingSonic 1 year ago
Zeus couldn't have resurrected his family? His little sister who never got a chance at a long happy life? No, thats fine, I'm sure he will be very happy with the chick he's known for all of 3 days to keep him company for the rest of his life ....
GTE123 1 year ago
What annoyed me about this movie is that io is actually persiuses sister in some mythologies so incest and there are two characters refered to as persian but persia was discovered by persius mean it doesnt exist during this time that and about billion inaccuracies
ahdeath2007 1 year ago
@ahdeath2007 Don't forget the fact that Andromeda is supposed to be an Ethiopian princess in the original mythology. Last I checked, Ethiopia is supposed to be filled with black people, and every incarnation I've seen of Andromeda and her people casts them all in shades of lily-white.
Jadicegirl 1 year ago 2
There isn't any god in Argos thats not true theres the god of home shopping wooo
ahdeath2007 1 year ago
When me and my sister watched this in the cinema we were less than impressed. Before the chick was dying/turning to pollen she said to the guy that he was "the best of both worlds". Upon hearing this I immediately started singing the HM song "Best of Both Worlds" despite not really knowing the lyrics. My sister was laughing so hard she was nearly crying and joined in. We were getting really dirty looks off the other two members of the audience. :D
SpookPhantom 1 year ago
"...So pollen is the afterlife. We become pollen. Terrific!... And great, the horse just inhaled her... and farted her out" lol
CamoSpartan07 1 year ago
I forgot how much this movie sucked.
TiniNormi 1 year ago
The zombie bit at the end was aligned perfectly with what was going on X)
Pyroclasticman 1 year ago
By the gods of Greek mythos, this movie sucked. Everything was made to look more 'badass'
Black Pegasus, Greek Lightsaber, and deep-throat grunting for speech.
Say what you will about the original Clash of the Titans, but that one was better written, the special effects had more heart, and despite the cheese in the script/acting it wasn't trying to make everything hardcore.
ninjawraith17 1 year ago
"Please, the phrase is WHERE ARE THEY!"
HyoureiKyouran 1 year ago
"Good News"
"Professor Farnsworth?"
unopeneddoor 1 year ago 2
HA! futurama reference, so few people would get it, yet they use it
TheKonohaWhiteFang7 1 year ago
"everyone can see your little Kraken" LMAO!
Captainman5 1 year ago 2
New Voldemort! Now with 100% more nose! :D
Katindabox 1 year ago