Dane Cook bitten by a K9 dog in Iraq!

[MrMisanthrope1]

these arent poopsie dogs ladies

[amusedjarhead]

If any military soldiers read this,probly not, i really want to thank you, you keep all ignorant liberal scum safe even though you may not want to. I someday hope to serve my country because i love it and will always be ready to defend it. God bless

[1destined]

That was Dane Cook's own fault, getting that close to a Military Working Dog that is not just trained to find explosives, but also has aggression training!

[koteshub]

Good dog! (by the way, have nothing against dane cook)

[gorackify]

didn't they tell him not to touch the dogs

[kakrhoma]

0:04 Ouchhhh.....

[jawbraeka]

once bitten.... hrrrm i smell something .. dane was a bit of a pussbag when he needed attention.. oh c'mon it was his arm.. bullshit.. c'mon man don't give me grief for that comment that i just posted.. ok he was a big puss.. should have not really patted a dog that was ON DUTY.. poor me and he throws it into his stage act for a laugh... he should be more aware.. either that or a gunbutt to the face sir... hrrrrrmm yeah

[mstrhck]

lol, you get bit a little once in a while when you have real dogs

[girl112791]

lol that didn't look like a big deal of a bite to me! 

[shapman87]

@clayton7450

Ahha...hes just all " YA YA TOSH FOR LIFE!!" lmao

[Hanskifurreal]

@cramtoro you don't even know how to spell IRAQ, so I don't think your opinion is valid.

[bmxer319]

I'm surprised how many fat fucks sit around at home tapping there keyboard, bagging on the military that keeps there fat ass safe. How about you all thank the American military, because without it, your fat ass would most likely be dead.

[Snipercop65]

@bmxer319 I agree 100% with your comment. We put our asses on the line so worthless Assholes can write BS about us. Dane Cook should not have gotten to close to the K9 handler. That's whaty dogs do, protect their masters, even from B rated comedians.

[82RoadDog]

@Snipercop65 B-Rated really? You give him WAY too much credit LOL

[clayton7450]

That dog must be a Tosh fan

[kblrelfjas]

He got a bandage, no worries. :p I was there too.

[Zachaccount93]

LOL awwww get him a bandage :-)

[bladedicedragon]

no........it would be the purple microphone

[lucius215]

so did he get the Purple Heart? :P

[Zachaccount93]

@lucius215 lol

[l00072878]

haha good boy

[100020569]

Shut ur face Dane Cook is the funniest man alive

[wowhours]

why does everyone hate dane all a sudden?

[yoroot20]

thats what you get cook............ you suck ass

[alderaforall]

I'd like to buy that dog a steak. Good puppy.

[klarch]

Good Dog.

[wamajm1]

cramtoro...you dont have to like what we do, because of what we do, idiots like you can say what they want on a free internet site. So you are so very welcome, and anything anyone says negative just equals to a compliment for those of us who do this for a living. Because we know you have the "rights" to say it.....you are so welcome...have a nice day!!

[fuscian]

ASDHSADHASHDAHSD LOOK AT THE OC WAVE EM ALL OFF AT THE END

[WileeC]

Well, it's a bomb sniffing dog. Maybe he could still smell Dane Cooks last performance.

[CombatArmsProHacker]

@WileeC Lmao yes.

[CHURCH4528]

@WileeC nice one

[punk105]

Well, you can't really blame the dog here, it is a bomb sniffing dog for the military in Iraq, haha. But really, I'm sure they aren't trained to be friendly at all, in Iraq anyways. The handler most likely has a pretty good handle on him, but like I said, he probably doesn't take to strangers AT ALL! lol

[K1LLB1LLY]

good ol army training

[Mhf23Rulez]

The dog was later executed via bomb in anus.

[Effecto1234]

Hes jokes are so awesome that "jokes" could kick your ass and fuck your mother just like I did it! Dane Cook rooooles

[oneofthafew]

OK RETARD... Learn how to control your MWD.

[colton12344321]

even the dog hates his jokes

[NN561]

if only he was a snake

[LuffyWanted]

awsome! :D

[nerxboy]

hahaha dane looked scared like a mofo.. u little bitch...

[gazzy11296]

way to make me deaf T-T

[5554283]

Damn even the military dog doesnt like Dane Cooks comedy... Harsh...

[11vacation11]

@5554283 well find that funnt cause when he performed they almost laughed their ass off

[caatabatic]

German Shepard vs great Dane :P

[EkaASkulblaka]

I work with the dog alot he's really energetic and his name really is Randy.

[wachie1351]

i met that dog the other day in kuwait. his name is randy lol

[mike617]

@wachie1351 haha dude im at pgc in ramadi and he is here now lol

[natejd1]

Unlike you right?

[kennylh82]

Welcome ot K-9

[onewholaughsalot14]

Dane! lol the doggy bit him! its cool u got to see him. God bless the U.S. troops! we appreciate all you do to defend our country.

[brainiac554]

@onewholaughsalot14 or what they do to torture innocent civilians...

[wild50gunner]

@brainiac554 way to demonstrate youre ignorance there :(

[brainiac554]

@wild50gunner you mean my insight, im not being ingnorant

[wild50gunner]

@brainiac554 right how much time have you spent in iraq and or afghanistan again? because we couldnt do shit to any terrorists we ever captured and we deffinenty couldnt do anything to the civilians no matter how much of our stuff they would try to steel

[brainiac554]

@wild50gunner right because it has been proven time and time again not just captured soldiers but even civillians are tortured. and i know the army is not allowed but they do it anyway

[wild50gunner]

@brainiac554 right I gess you know beter than I would what with all youre hard earned first hand expieriance and all LOL :)

[brainiac554]

@wild50gunner i havent seen air either but i know its there

[wild50gunner]

@brainiac554 so youre belief in civilian torture is basicaly like many peoples belief in god you know its there because you have faith and you have faith because you know its there guess I cant realy argue with circular logic :)

and not to be technical but you do actualy see air unless you are blind and if you are you can still feel, smell, and hear it

[brainiac554]

@wild50gunner A: no its not like a belief in god, there is proof that it is there. B: no air is a gas and not visible to the naked eye only its effects on other things are visible

[chrall97]

@onewholaughsalot14 aaaah if only you knew WHAT they do to defend you.

[cramtoro]

@onewholaughsalot14 you mean. Appreciate how you kill innocent people in irak so the bilberg industries can produce more weapons right? get the fawk out of iraq, the enemy is at home dont you see?????

[iiNaTRaNCeGaming]

@cramtoro Well said.

[Texashog74]

@cramtoro listen kid...you dont have to like what we are doing...i dont blame youy...but to say their isnt people who need to be killed in iraq is just being nieve and stupid

[nodmessenger]

@cramtoro your a very nieve child, it is spelled fuck, fawk sounds like some nock off t shirt brand.

[bobthetomatoerox]

@onewholaughsalot14 defending the country my ass. more like kiling millions of innocent people