27 Men Killed in Afghanistan - ONN Autistic Reporter

[NickyAmerica]

When a US Soldier kills:

-Liberals flip out

-US soldiers feel remorse, or feel extreme anger

When a Taliban soldier kills:

-They feel no remorse

-They kill anyone that doesn't agree with them

-They kill themselves

[Tuigim]

@NickyAmerica

Get help.

Someone must know how to do deprogramming.

[Computerdisplay]

@NickyAmerica You are fucking stupid:)

[Tw1St3DSt33L]

@NickyAmerica Once, a reporter asked a marine sniper about what he felt when he shot a Iraqi, the marine shrugged and said "Recoil" Remorse? People who go into the army know they are expected to point a gun to a human and pull the trigger.

Iraqi's fight for the idea that they think they can liberate their country..10 years later, 2 million dead Iraqis...yet their idea stays the same. Blood for blood.

If you go into a strangers house without asking, he shoots you. almost the same

[digital2500]

Once again, THAT WAS CLASSIC!!!

[catklyst]

hahaha oh man thats bad

[3uu649]

is this a joke or something ?

[anikinippon]

@3uu649 *facepalm* YES, IT'S THE ONION!

[15551cue]

@3uu649 onion news its a fake, they got me also

[NickyAmerica]

When he said we should join the taliban, I lost it.

[ConbonJD]

Has any body read "the curious incident of the dog in the night time"

[348joey]

Ryan from work is on the "NO" list.

[MrMMFlow]

They put a bag over my head to bring me to the safe house which made me stop breathing xD

[ExposingJews2012]

Why does the descrption mention the reports disabillity ?

[taledarkside]

@ExposingJews2012

LOL you dumb conspiracy theorists lack logic

[AkumaADemoncus]

@taledarkside don't worry about him, he clearly thinks that the fundamental views and laws the taliban tries to force on people are completely just, it's not like the taliban killed any innocent people, pfft! Amirite?

[iLoveJackingOn]

am i like brothers here?

[SoldierCyfix]

1:17

FIX IT! 

[MyChemicalBromance]

I love this. Michael had a better grasp of how pointless war is than anyone else there. Beautiful Satire.

[missfying]

For once a joke with an autistic I can laugh about. (Yes I'm an Aspie myself)

[NayberHoodFilms]

@orrgla You are the problem with this country. Just because someone had a difference of opinion then you, and presented said opinion with sufficient evidence, you simply call him an idiot without making a single valid argument. Who's the real "tard" here? You are.

[obaphone]

this is great

[nw82]

golden

[DexFlames]

@1011409

And the Taliban are fighting because it's THEIR FUCKING COUNTRY YOU'RE INVADING. They decide what the laws are within their borders.

[orrgla]

@DexFlames LIBTARD IDIOT!

[ExposingJews2012]

@DexFlames 100% true thank god someone with sense!

[jjaxon4]

@Bellefeuille66 Exactly! He's wearing the insignia of a full Bird Colonel. He should be COLONEL David Hawkins. I know this, because I know my military rankings, and because I'm the guy playing the role.

[Bellefeuille66]

I enjoy how Its MAJOR david hawkins..while his rank is actually a colonel!..haha

[destinyfate1]

All ryans must watch out.

[urbcire]

did anybody see ryan from work on that chart? lmao!

[doctender77]

These Autistic reporter skits are about the funniest things I've seen on YouTube

[ginsujustice]

SFC Tomlin...SSG Tomlin...CPL Tomlin?! This guy is fuckin up at a high rate of speed!

[AustrianChaos]

Why don't they release such gems on their youtube account? =(

I so hate it right now not to have IFC.

[hiimbrady]

I do not like it here. I am Michael Falk.

[McWanderer34]

Dude, this actually should be real. He knows how to get the plain facts without bias or distortion.

[YourRoadToHell]

No wonder they let him out alive, to spread the word of Allah!

[Chucktanium]

Fuck you, ryan from work

[ChronoTwist]

Hahaha, Ryan From Work will not be missed.

[PauleePessimist]

staff sergeant lol

[LordBifford]

Wow. This autistic reporter turns out to be more humane than most "normal" humans.

[trucker132]

MY NAME IS MICHAEL FULK!!! SO CLOSE TO THIS ONE!! HAHAHAHA

[jjaxon4]

HOLY S&*T, it's the SNICKERS GUY @ 1:01 as the Base Commander!!

"Can I help you enjoy this comedy skit...?" HAHAHA!!

[gostosa302]

Oh how I love the autistic reporter...

[Tuigim]

Simple and brilliant.

'You have to understand'

1. We don't count ALL the dead, according to "pro-lifers"

2. "Brothers" means the group of people I kill with, according to "Christians"

3. Only soldiers can kill without getting in trouble according to 'just war" rules

Teachers blank on the chart means 'who cares about them?'

Wow! How they have fallen in modern America!

God help America, it needs education.

You go, Michael!

[Sephlock]

@Tuigim Correction:

3: Only soldiers AND MILITARY CONTRACTORS...

[TroPy1n]

@Tuigim Reminds me of that Monty Python skit, about the Zulu. you hear a soldier say he killed a dozen men, they'd hang him at home but there, they give him a medal

[driverv86]

@Tuigim You do get this is satire right?

Also, the fact that westerners are beginning to empathize with an enemy that would feel nothing about killing them, or even their own people, is the true downfall.

Of course we mourn our lost, and many even acknowledge that any death caused by men is sad. But in an US or THEM scenario, which like it or not occurs, and will continue to occur for all time, all I have to say is 'breath out, squeeze don't pull, and follow through on the shot.'

[Tuigim]

@driverv86

Brilliant satire that reveals sad truths

The false US or THEM scenario was sold in Wag the Dog style by the US media (propaganda machine) and then US troops bombed hell out of a country that had not attacked us and was no threat to us and over 1,000,000 Iraqis are dead because of the war crimes of Bush et al.

War is mass murder. Arrest the war criminals.

[NickyAmerica]

@Tuigim

HERP

DERP

SATIRE

[anteracmacash]

@Tuigim you do realize tat this is not a real report?

[Tuigim]

@anteracmacash

I recognize it is brilliant satire.

[jgsfgs]

oh god my sides

[tsfreh]

Michael Falk 2012

[SpaceGiko]

"You are happy all the time."

[superhack211]

its funny because it true

[katman04]

i love this and i have autism

[jjaxon4]

@UltraAwesomeBobby: Thanks for posting. Commander Hawkins. As you were...