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[TheSubbuteo76]

FANTASTICO!!!!

[swedgeson]

and watford pick up another three points to leapfrog newcastle and hull who continue to fight it out at the bottom of the league

[topbananas]

i hope preston are forced into administration after their wild (£40) spending spree produces sweet f/a in the way of results.

i can see the fans becoming p*ssed off with their managers evident lack of commitment to the club.

[topbananas]

Hull may not be riding high at the top of the table, but as we proved last season, we are true survivors and will do whatever it takes to stay up this time round.

[harrison6me]

except beat newcastle 2 games into the league.

infact i hope hull and peru DO stay up, and dirty dirty preston go down.

[topbananas]

at least hull have'nt conceded any goals against peru this season, no wonder newcastle have high blood pressure.

[stiffmaguigan]

watford are losing it.theres nothing sadder than an ageing hipster...

[swedgeson]

villa are chating bunkum absolute bunkum lets hope they start the season like last time 4 crushing defeats

[swedgeson]

gordon gordons has never been in form he conseaded the most goals last season and he'll do it again this season.watford run there mouth becasuse they get results like winning the orchard cup what do newcastle get? shit new signings that will only make them fight to ovoid religation

[harrison6me]

gordon gordons is in the prime of his career! he might be retiring next season but not before hes led newcastle to triumphant victory over watford and barca. orchard cup is coming here, same for the league title.#

and villa cant shut it before they even start.

oh yeah, west ham and burnley want their kit back, you thieving brummy bastards!

[swedgeson]

keep living in a dream world the only thing newcastle will do this season is fight to ovoid religation.And as for them wining a cup who was the first team to get knocked out of the orchard cup last season? newcastle

[harrison6me]

dirty dirty watford better thank their lucky qu'ran that gordon gordons was out of form yesterday. a couple of mistakes BUT WE'LL BE BACK!!! newcastle will reign supreme this season. watford cant stop running their mouth and they're gonna pay for it. ive heard nigeria have already offered wayne a contract for next season. i bet he accepts, hes tired of getting raped by elton john in the watford boardroom.

CALCAKANUBE'KONIVORAYANNOFIREF­LARRIS!!!!!!

[swedgeson]

watford number 1

[harrison6me]

watford number 2!!!

who does number 2 work for?

elton john apparently

watford are run by a gay hahaha and they also have elton john as chairman too haha

[swedgeson]

what kind of force to be reckoned with goes 13 games without a win? newcastle thats who the power gaypreme.And dirty villa are the ones who know nothing about subbuteo thats why they got thrashed in the orchard cup by watford.

[harrison6me]

whos this punk?

[dolmio5day]

thats actually quite a good advert :)

if only it were in colour

[stiffmaguigan]

beat it nick you're out of your element,you know nothing of subbuteo and its contents

[longhairedbeatnik]

so sad that such a wonderful memory can be tarnished with so much negativity .

[harrison6me]

what negativity? whos fucking negative? who the fuck are you?

[harrison6me]

still waiting for an answer. you cant throw negativities around and then not say what you mean. you complaining about us trash-talking? then you've obviously never been in the hat for the orchard cup group stages have you? a psychological edge on your opponent is vital so trash-talking is a weapon in subbutulant. but you would know. stick to the pre-season friendlies. no competition, no aggression, no one loses.

[kevg1987]

barcelona are the power supreme. end of.

[harrison6me]

your reign of terror is coming to an end buddy boy. newcastle will be the force to be reckoned with, NO MERCY!. even peru will finish higher than barca. sanchez has been linked with a move to watford too!

[swedgeson]

if i remember correctly the last games nigger newcastle and paki villa had with watford they both lost whos a big timer?

[stiffmaguigan]

the both of you fart biscuits are mere amateurs on the field of subbutulant,watford suck,neocastin suck and when you put your little plastic men back in the box they get together and zeugo each other senseless.

[harrison6me]

so villa have something to say? thinking they're big-timers because they won the shitty swayze memorial cup? newcastle didnt even try, we had our sights set on the bigger prize....ORCHARD CUP GLORY!!! and when the final comes, villa and watford will be on the sidelines crying and sucking each other off

[swedgeson]

newcastle did try they just couldnt handle the high speed and got beat in every game.and if villa and newcastle would stop buming each other and spending so much time at gay bars they might have finished in a better place in the leauge.

[harrison6me]

we got beat in every game yet still managed to get to the final......who did we beat?........THATS RIGHT THERES ONLY ONE LOSER HERE. you're relying on barca to beat me so you can get into the seabass shield, how pathetic

[harrison6me]

resistance julaat?

[swedgeson]

dirty newcastle won on dirty aggregate and there going to lose the final coz there dirty pakis watford are the best team in the maguigan league still fighting for number 1 dirty newcastle are fighting to stay up with 6 shity points

[harrison6me]

barcelona only need to draw with tottenham and they claim the title, how can you still be so cocky? whos in the final?

[swedgeson]

you might be in the final but tottenham have 3 games left if the win one newcastle finish bottem and then it will be john your fired

[swedgeson]

i can still be cocky coz im still in the title race and when you lose in the final ill be in seabass shield so fuck you cockmish

[harrison6me]

i wont lose, tottenham wont win.....your season has already ended!!!!! born to runner-up!!!!!!!!!

[harrison6me]

with dirty watford still crying after their demolition at the unforgiving hands of newcastle, the geordies march to the final where they will play and surely beat the weakening barcelona.

[harrison6me]

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­!!!!!

subbutulant kicks arse!!!

newcastle will win maguigan league AND seabass shield!!!!!!!

dirty dirty watford are going down!