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  • they form a 69 and then it gets hot then the male zombie forget his lifestyle there u go a baby walker

  • If you want an example of how zombies reproduce tgen you should watch deadbrain from 1992.

  • I REALLY don't want to think what kind of weird things they would do...But the most...I guess children approprite answer is probably kill babies...

  • wait if the guy had a walkie talker, couldn't he just tell grant what to say ans write it down?

  • Well when a daddy zombie and a mummy zombie love each other very much magical things happen

  • they ether do the monster mash or they bite u n ur freegin jugular

  • What the fuck was the blue turtle man at 21:30?

  • if u have xbox 360 and u have mw3 message me, my name is kruelkid i will let u join the international JUGG clan.

  • @MrCanucks123123 lol fail

  • i said like a boss... like a BOSS

  • No wonder there are tons of zombies...If everyone is like that Joseph guy.

  • 22:08 Total Zombie Attack Fail, they tryed how much times?

  • DO MORE SIDE QUESTS!!! HELL, DO ALL OF THEM!!! I can afford this game so I want to watch somebody play it from start to finish.

  • i dont think zombies can reproduce because imagen zombies doing it i think it would be the sickest thing mother nature could do.

  • when you got bitten (Braaaaaaaaaaaainnnns)

  • well a daddy zombie and a mommy zomdie are in love thay git in to it.....

  • c'mon, why swipe thin air when killing zombies!! wasting stamina

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  • 9:30 hugo strange

  • i will help a zombie crossing a street with my .357magnum

  • they f$%@ eachother

  • they reproduce with spores

  • Well the zombies dont care much for protection

  • by technicality if your the undead so-ta-speak that means that your blood doesn't pump through body so like vampires you can't get a woody and thus means no reproduction. not to mention its a decaying body...eehhkk.

  • having sex

    

  • silenomom virus

  • Like a boss

    That sucks donkey balls 

  • COMENT ZOMBIES CAN SMELL YOU LOL SO IF YOU GET IN THE GROWND YOU WILL BE A EASY TARGET

  • they probely do it normaly

  • they pull their arm rapidly then puke a bit of rotten meat and that rotten meat grows

  • When a man zombie and woman zombie love each other very much the give each other a special hug and baby zombies are made!

  • i think thers a big zombie mom that just shots out baby zombies out of her vagina

  • get bit bye a girl not a zombie

  • best commentaries and walkthroughs ever i usually don't subscribe to any body's stuff but your inspiring talk on walkthrough part 1 has changed my mind you rock bro

  • before helping a zombie cross a road make sure you have your buddy on tha phone so he can come around a corner full speed and hit tha bloddy thing

  • THEY ADOPT LITTLE ZOMBIE BABIES :D 

  • what did that trashcan ever do 2 u

  • they go in a corner & use bankai (from bleach)

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  • They chomp other zombies in the bum and boom baby zombies...

  • To anyone who plays L4D 1 or 2 I'm trying to get the expert acheivements for both of them on Xbox360. My Gamertag is Alicia3000 so if you need to get it to add me and we will game sick of being bailed on and good co-op is essential. Yup I'm that desperate I' pimping myself on youtube.

  • Zombie sex?

  • I think that the despred humens rape the dead girls or some shit like that lol zombie sex

  • Zombie sex? Please, that's like a Twitcher from Dead Space trying to hump a Tyrant from Resident Evil. One's either going to die from the orgasm, or the other will get pissed and bash the other zombie's skull in. Also, the only instance where a zombie is born is from one biting a pregnant woman. The infection will harm the fetus, and thus turn it into a zombie. I should know, I watch these movies and play everything zombie related. XD

  • i really want this game!!!

  • The zombies rape guys from the back and repeat! Lol

  • they reproduse by going what what  in the butt

  • I believe that they actually just bite people and/or the pregnant women when bitten turn into zombies

  • i think they do it in the ear lol!!! :D

  • one of the most entertaining of his Dead Island videos so far XD

  • Holy shit, that "HELLO" was loud. O_O T_T

  • U rock at the game and I have left 4 dead 2

  • 7:46 They ignore you when your on the ground. . . But Zombies stoop down to your body and EAT YOU FROM THE GROUND!!!! XD

  • they just need to bite you

  • Zombies don't reproduce................Hell is overflowing, and Satan is sending his dead to us.

  • same way i do...

    very very dirty

  • necrophilia :3

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  • Dead Island is vast! Do it next on Catalina Island, California! Dead Island 3!

  • no top comment? ....my turn!....i like it up da bum! :3

  • @fizzyboii What the hell? Don't say stuff like that just for the top comment. It's rude and Disgusting.

  • @KratorKing wow....seriously? its only a joke dude! you cant take a joke!

  • @fizzyboii Obviously not. Because I personally think that what you said is disgusting.

  • @KratorKing your right! obviously you cant take a joke

  • lol they bite humans and they become zombies or they do it the old fasion way dont now how long it wil take the male zombie to put it in hey vag cos you no zombie are dum so he most likely sticks it up her ass and trys to make he pregers like that i dont

  • oh and zombies reproduce wen a ram and a thug meet then they go find some girls and do naughty stuff and tada a zombie! also knows as the bees and the birds

  • 00:58 bitch slap!

  • hey just woundering if u guys guys got a ps3

  • He puts his half eaten dick in her torn vajojo and do the dirty dirty 9 months later little bites a lot is born~

  • @5:22 looks like a Duke Nukem watch

  • Or she bits it off either one.

  • The guy zombie whips it out and then the girl zombie sucks on it. I have no clue at all.

  • I don't exactly know how zombies reproduce, but i suspect that there is a lot of grunting involved.

  • HE WONT MOVE BECAUSE HE IS SCARED OF BLACK ZOMBIES

  • A girl zombie and and a boy zombie love each other very much and a baby is made!!

  • Dewey I think it's time you learned about the zombie birds and the zombie bees...

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  • Quite obvious. Find victim -> Bite victim -> Infect victim

  • @VincentVampyrus i agree with the find/bite/infect victim i dont need to imagine zombie sex >.<

  • 5:34 its the dude from The Green Mile!

  • Well, it;s a beautiful process, Dewey. It all starts when a female zombie falls in love with a male zombie, like a bpss, and they get naked. The male puts his falling flesh into the females bloody donuts, they female gets knocked up. the man of course is a jerk, and leaves, so for the rest of his life he is paying zombie support.

  • omfg are u all pervs. they bite ur neck or arm or leg or anyother body part. there has never been a movie or video game or book were zombies fuck!

  • @isusirret1 one movie where a human fed a zombie, look up the zombie diaries

  • Dewey points FTW

  • oh also i think there are like undead chickens roaming about laying eggs

  • they buy zombie babies off dealers

  • Slowly and clumsily. =~[.]^=

  • the stork, dumbasses, where else do babies come from (watch it people there are those 9-year-old halo trolls reading these, cussing is fine, but no sex talk)

  • Yes,they do have sex argggh arghhhhh aaahhh aaaahhhh

  • Babies have little zombie baby but before they are born the zombie baby eats it's way out

  • ok zombies dont have sex you freaking pervs. they dont know how cause there all dumbasses. they bite people. there objective is 2 spred the virus

  • Well....if you look back at the "I Am Legend" (the book) the zombies were actually divided between zombies that were dead before becoming a zombie and the zombies that were alive. The Zombies that were alive were basically normal people that had a problem with this lust for blood and flesh (which they solved by themselves) and they couldn't go out in the sun (which again they find out a way around that). Either way they were human so im guessing they have intercourse like humans

  • Zombies have sex. Duh.

  • dude you shouldve used the car for escort mission that was there for you in the power plant

  • bite people

    I give Dewey an epic win as my reaction

  • They dont reproduce they just bite u then u are a zombie.

  • dewey doin it like a boss epic

  • Zombie's reproduce through Left 4 Dead, they send the surviving women to Left 4 Dead to be turned into spitters. The spitters then give birth to a undead child, as show in "Left 4 Speed". Another way is through Dead Space. The babies are asexually reproduced and are sent from space to Earth.

  • weelllll this is zombie reproducing 101 first they rape you.then they bite you,then you scream "ow that hurt",then you go home,then you die in your sleep,then you wake up as a zombie and tis the cycle starts over.

  • Zombies reproduce by whacking you! When the patient is whacked by an infected, small glandular-sized eggs are left behind on the injury. These eggs will soon take over your body and then you will blow up and then, your remains will reform and you will become a zombie. That looks fugly. Not a boss way to die huh?

  • with power of my shock blade, I will will survive this annoying escort mission...LOL

  • I seriously doubt zombies reproduce at all. They simply spread the infection through bites or exposure to their blood. Zombies are like a virus that kill the host and then reanimate it.

  • 11:30

    She's only ten years old....

    That reminds me of that girl on the trailer....

    Man that gives me...... =(

  • Hey, Dewey. The zombies with the helmets remind me of something my dad says: The cops are looking for a bad ass mother fucker and a retard. Well, they got me so you better get your helmet and crayons and get the hell out of Dodge.

  • One last thing, Dewey. Have you asked the game developers why it is that the seated or crouched characters never look up at your character when speaking? If a real person just stared off into the distance at something else while chatting with you, it would be both irritating and rude. Seems odd these characters do that.

  • I'm glad the radio tranmission aroun 11:30 brought up the subject of zombie kids. I've been meaning to mention that. Where are they? You have an island full of deadittes and not zombie children? Yeah right. So far, the only one shown was in the intro movie. What's up with that? Same goes for zombie animals, dogs and cats mainly. Where are they? Are they immune? Still, why no animals around?

  • Why even ask the question. Being that they are dead, they can't reproduce anymore. On the subject though, there is a major glitch in the game concerning respawning. I've noticed throughout the videos that the same zombies keep returning to the locations they were killed in. That's just wrong. If they were wasted, then the area should remain clear. Also, the program should randoming respawn zombies in different locals.

  • How do zombies reproduce, hmmm......... Rigor Mortis Erotica?

  • sex

  • How do zombies reproduce?

    Answer: They release mutant maggots out of there dicks.

  • OK dewey its time to learn about the vicious dogs and the bloody mouths. The boy or ermm brain sticks his umm... Rigor Mortis extensions into the girl or brainettes inside out rigor mortis extensions.

  • erm when zombies get horny they have sex?

  • i cannot stop watchig this:P

  • zombies mate with crotch rot and a dead pussy

  • @TheMediaCows you know how we do it but it 2 girls not a girl and a guy and guy and guy doesnt work

  • how do zombies reproduce? They do it... ZOMBIE STYLE. =))))

  • Why would the guy at 9:50 just use the walki talkie to give the man the message?? thats extra work. HOW GAY

  • When ever you see a female zombie you can call it a Zombitch.

  • what are you bored, you played like crap in this video

  • They use there fingers one of em shapes there fingers two a circle and the other one well ye you get the picture.

  • If zombie wants hug ask them to sit there and don't move

  • kick his butt LIKE A BOSS

  • And what will Sam B if u chooese no?

  • DEWEY... if u lie on the ground is dangerous man... they might juz eat u ==

  • To kill a thug, when he shout that is a good time to kill......

  • If they give u cash will u hug them, for me i might give them hugs n stab them n get money n run

  • Dewey fights Like A Boss!!!!!

  • Well in Dead Island, nobody cares how, They juz want to get out alive M i right???

  • they get together when no one is looking and they have sex but sometimes the guys penis falls off.

  • Zombies can't reproduce. Necrophilia is illegal

  • Dewey, why dont you post some pictures for yourself on facebook? i m curious.

  • A zombie bites another zombie and uses both their blood for a zombie to be "born" at eat the stomach of the zombie that was bitten.

  • @BlackHero22 and* not at

  • they dont the have like blood and zombie teeth sex or some junk

  • thy reproduce by finding exploding assholes and having nice fucking time

  • I think they reproduce with a HUG!

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  • how come these dead island 1s started with zack and now they are doing dewey

  • @kobieman1 dewey was gunna do it first then but he got sick so zack filled in

  • This walkthrough has been the only time I dont skip through weapon upgrading and such just cuz I enjoy listening to Mr Dewey speak his mind lol. Should be excited, cuz thats a big compliment coming from me lol.

  • Zombies could reproduce like regular non infected but they would be too stupid to figure out how so they would reproduce with a bite, because all growth stops after being turned.

  • Zombies probably can reproduce the same way humans do, but in the reanimation process, becoming a zombie, the need for Sex or Reproduction is turned off and only basic survival is left; Hunting, Running, Eating, and obviously making loud noises. I know this must sound really scientific, but this is my opinion for the possible answer for the Question.

  • the guy rips off his testicles and shoves them up the woman's vage and squeezes hard.

  • When a Momy Zombie and a Dady Zombie Love Each Other Very Much.... >:P

  • zombies dont reproduce, and you're stupid for asking...but i still love you

  • they dont it says so in the zombie survival guide

  • do you know it theres n easier way to kill thugs ?

  • forgot the link lol. deadisland.wikia.com/wiki/Cate­gory:Special_Zombies

  • You should check this out. It has great tips on killing those bastards.

  • you really hate hugs!

  • however zombies reproduce, thug from 7:15 will not

  • ppl smoke, and then they turn into zombies... bcus zombies don't reproduce, when one asks te other, they allways say: "Bite me"

  • well u see dewey, when a female and a male love each other very much, they show affection towards each other in a physical matter that i wont say more because of kids :D

  • 09:38 NO!....I mean yes !

    lol

  • you should look for the skulls, they reward some really good mods

  • zombies reproduce by putting d in a. simple as that. and for all you other people saying they reproduce by biting humans, that isnt how they "reproduce". yes it does create more zombies but what happens after there is no more humans? then how will they reproduce?

  • See, how do I explain this?

    When a boy zombie meets a girl zombie, and if they like each other very much...

    they have a special HUG (cause all that zombies want is a hug, right?) and then BABY ZOMBIES!

  • Fuck steve jobs

  • @yagale you sir are a horrible human being.

  • they Bite Humans , Humans Becomes a Zombie , Simple as That

  • R.I.P STEVE JOBS

  • Zombies Reproduce By When they eat a human the Virus is Transmitted into that human which turns him into a flesh Addicted Zombie and if you Hurt a zombie and they look dead they still could be alive because the virus Heals them in a away so if they didnt take too much damage the zombie still could reproduce and not die

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  • R.I.P STEVE JOBS :((((((

  • I'm sorry, I just had to share this, "There's another way to get into this place, uhm, but this is just the way I took, because you know I'm pretty cool like that. I don't take the normal ways, you kinda come here and you look for a nice spot to go down, and you just drop off!!Oh god!!Oh you fell, okay." Hilarious :)

  • zombies reproduce by hugging humans!!!!! or molesting them haha

  • think they reproduce the way just like ants reproduce...the first infection from the virus maybe by a woman which the mutates and release new infectees....

  • what kind of question is that duh everyone knows its the zombie stork

  • Charger,Boomer...where is the Tank and the Witch?