God Warrior (She's not a Christian) Metal Version

[coleslaw871]

yo grootsik that is an awesome video man i laughed so hard i cried

[forevermonde]

Dork-Sided!

[SaintCayetano]

Can't stop laughing! You get a million fucking likes from me! Is there a way I can download this please?

[PaladinCapeRSMV]

THIS IS SCAREY CUS MY NAME IS CHRISTIAN xDDDDDDDD

[HelloooooThereeeee]

@PaladinCapeRSMV hahahahahahhaa

[tomitstube]

wow, this is good on so many levels. nice work!

[GlorySWTOR]

AHAHA I LAUGHED MY DAMN ASS OFF. THIS IS EPIC.

[NitWitMitt]

AWESOME video!  (lmao)

[classicallady]

Great vid! SHARED AND TWEETED.........

[XXToxicHeart666XX]

Lmfao Im going to die from laughing so hard

[jucker1797]

Some parts sound like Otep, just sayin

[SiriusMined]

Excellent!

[thedenny76]

LOL

[SuperBspb]

She's the best new black metal vocalist.

[filthyfun]

this is awsome!

[bubbles6447]

KRIS JENNER!

[ChihakuxZeal]

I'm god and I approve of this song!

[lashtal]

AWESOME

[LawSchoolBlows1]

get this on itunes

[LawSchoolBlows1]

nice man. epic

[bloodclots99]

Goregals.

[TheMatiazo88]

Kenny hotz !!!

[jabes88]

Well done - Kenny Hotz posted this!

[POR97212]

haha thumbs up for Kenny sending you here

[RANDOMSHIT905]

lol

[hamnose]

Fucking A!

[xRxQueenx]

Gargiles! Slykicks!

[Anunnak]

This is awesome! \m/ \m/

[Bockatadi]

DORKSIDED!!!

[TheRepublicOfUngeria]

Gorgyles?

[FantasmaBAnco]

@TheRepublicOfUngeria The Witchy Hippy Mama who she traded places with had a couple of gargoyles (a *Christian* symbol, btw) in her garden, so ole God Warrior here lost her shit.

[TheRepublicOfUngeria]

@FantasmaBAnco Good point but I was noticing that she said GORGYLES instead of GARGOYLES

[FantasmaBAnco]

@TheRepublicOfUngeria Well, that's because she's an ignorant theist, who has *no clue whatsoever*. Why bother to find anything out when you've got a whole book of answers to pick and choose from?

[craigore2011]

...because putting this to metal is the only way to go...

[TheMessianicManic]

Sounds like King Diamond.

[atheistram]

Awesome!! Added to Favorites!

[CallMeRiverton]

I find your lack of faith in the dork side... disturbing.

[clooney101]

i wish i could scream as good as her XD

[jjboy90]

@hXcDiedWithHitler lmao i wish it was them and i set my frienda on fire are so awesome >:D

[jjboy90]

@djKush830 thats very true indead but they were never gonna be christans any how idk buy you was very true! :D i mean im gay and chrristianity really isnt my thing tho i do you do buddism alittle be but hey nto each their own C:

[jjboy90]

lawl im i haveput this on my ipod and smart phone its so good i think she would be good at screamo xD

[NitWitMitt]

This video is freaking hysterical! (LMAO)

[vincelikescake]

+1 Internetz

[TheSamara89kitten]

Hahahahahahaha this is awesome!!

[maurizerios]

Awesome work !

[wetoji]

That woman(i use the term loosely) can barely talk. and her ass is so big it has it's own darkside

[vikilicious88]

im christian and im not like this! i'm totally the opposite (may be because im orthodox?!) this women is the white ben laden, nothing more ^^!

[SomethingSudden]

@vikilicious88

That's because, unlike this lady, you're actually a reasonable & decent human being. She's obviously highly mentally unstable, and just latches onto Christianity to fuel/justify her delusions.

[vikilicious88]

@SomethingSudden u r right i dont understand those people who "reads" the bible but are so close-minded i'm christian not a psychochrisitan I learn not to judge the other so they don't jugde me. don't know what's wrong with this" thing" who screams and makes a show (like) shes INSANE. to my eyes she is the antichrist because shes full of hate, frustration, violence, greed jealousy and other disgusting thoughts. i'd like to tell her that God has no warriosr he only has children.

[donuthero11]

so dawrksided... so dawrksided

[CueBallMcDraw78]

Love It!!! The only episode of trading spouses that I've ever seen. It's funny how after a little thinking she decided to take the money anyway. This woman is a great example of the harm that religions bring into this world. Dorksided! I'm not a Christian!

[squezey1]

I'm surprised no one has taken God Warrior as a name for a metal band. lol

[Shannongreenhow]

"Kris Jenner" 

[joemantex]

Your imaginary friend doesn't give you want you want, blame your family for not appeasing him well enough. . . Brilliant.

[webster2086]

hahahahaha this is going on my ipod

[agray631]

omfg hahahaha

[nirvanaisnirvana]

Yeass YEEEEEES!  lol .

[XICANOXOC]

LMAO

[MrRoxxstar]

I PEE'D A LITTLE... 

[DragonsREpic]

SHE is tainted in the dark side

[Jubbus97]

Thank you so much for making this! DORKSIDED!

[Yogsoggeth]

on 2nd listen the Goosebumps are back!

Added to Fav's!

Great work!

[diana11603]

I HAD TO STOP WATCHING BECAUSE OF HOW FREAKED OUT I WAS BY THIS WOMAN!!!! I FEEL SORRY FOR THE LITTLE GIRL, SHE LOOKS TERRIFIED!!!!!

[ibegabby36]

This is perfect.

[djKush830]

Please understand that all Christians are not like this.. There are so many that are though. When you love Jesus, you love and help everyone regardless of their beliefs. This is so wrong. Now the people that she stayed with, will never be Christian. What a horrible example of Christs love.

[webster2086]

@djKush830 yup

[mrjasonian77]

this is so funny epic funny

[gutterfly13]

her scream is kinda badass... lol

[xxvietbebe]

you have an awesome sense of humour :D

[KastorKid]

Incredible! Thanks Grootsik. Very smart video thumbs up

[Misfithero66]

Buddy Christ! -points at you with both fingers-

[NayNayAlynna]

Darksided!she's not a christianah!

[chiggero]

Hahaha, ok, that was pretty funny. 

[doobiesmoke15]

I am sooooooo sick of christians

[Swackers90]

that lady was a legend on trading spouses.

[Gmacc187]

You sir could be a rock star.

[kindaubiquitous]

This is so incredibly metal.

[Lby54229]

This is so hilarious! GOOD JOB!

[DoktorCreepy]

fuckin epic!

[crazywanch101]

Oh, now this is just brilliant. Thank you so much for making this Grootsik. It made me laugh so hard I vomited up my kidneys. Gross,but true.

[tschuste2]

you could of done a different progression instead of just repeating the suffix of a harmonic minor scale. add some variety

[angrycitizen7]

Dorksided! SHE'S NOT A CHRISTIANUH!!!!!

[danzinnyman]

@angrycitizen7 lol sounds like darksided or darkseid

[MantiaRyche]

@danzinnyman

More like dork-sided.

See the original clip.

[nelsoncarmo26]

hahaha wow awesome job bud... fucking awesome.

[darcondia]

pause at 2:06 that girl is terrified!

[KarnageKID215]

Thats the devil at its finest.

[SuperChoada]

this lady is so brainwashed, she took it and ran with it! i know what her problem is, SHE'S A CHRISTIAN!!!!!

[icecreamtoface]

@YourAverageBarbarian so sad ha

[aliasgirl47]

This is the kind of thing that makes you laugh at times when you shouldn't laugh, and you try and try not to laugh when hyou think of it, but you can't help yourself because it is SOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!

[OhIeew]

Hahahahahahh this mix is HILLLLLARIOUS!!! She sounds like the DORK SIDED one LOL..

[icecreamtoface]

@YourAverageBarbarian idiot

[SimD777]

Awesome!



[ThePlagueNeverDies]

Bang your head ,\m/!!!

[Chase33]

GARGILES! SLYKICKS!

[NickKingThe1st]

@Chase33 I thought she said Gorgos :L

[sociopathicregret]

this is 'unblack metal'

[v00d00child187]

always look on the dooorkside of life..dee duh, duh duh, duh duh dee duh

[AGreenWhiteRedA]

I play this in the car sometimes while driving to work, thanks for the awesome song!

[nikoeternal]

YESSSS YESSSSSSSS!!!

[kenshin1887]

HAHAHAHAHA

[xICONicGRANDer]

0:03 "KRIS JENNER!!!"

[wendyspwnsu]

@xICONicGRANDer XD

[scr1bbl3r909]

GORGILES!

[JacksonSmith666]

So uh.... This totally reminds me of Godsong by EyeHateGod

[hXcDiedWithHitler]

oh shit, is this off The Devil Wears Prada's new album?

[scr1bbl3r909]

Jesus was jewish.

[motombocolombo]

@scr1bbl3r909

exactly!

jesus wasn´t a christian neither.

he was a zombie (or maybe a vampire...dunno)

;-)

[VisionGhostPoet]

Was that "Gargoyles" or "Gore-Girls" ? :/

[bornschizophrenic]

@VisionGhostPoet gargoyles

[OrganNLou]

Watch out our next president (Rick Perry) may be just like this as he is a fundamentalist. Lets re-elect Obama so this won't happen!

[mola55e5]

GORGYLES!!!!

[tickedoffnow]

THIS IS AWESOME

[D4rkH4wk1]

Christians are weird.

[WumWip]

@D4rkH4wk1

She's not a CHRISTIAN-NA!

[kckinsmcg]

@D4rkH4wk1 Yes. Yes we are.

[DragonsREpic]

@D4rkH4wk1 religous are wierd

[deadline27]

anyone who is an atheist is stupid. let the commenting commence. haha

[erinfriday15]

hahahaha i love this!!!

[physicalKinetics]

yessss, yeeeeesssssss!!

[NoctisApparatus]

she looks like a satanist,smoker,drinker(prohib­ition was a god thingy). I wonder how her dooms day was?

[Casshern1100]

@NoctisApparatus most of the time people who do this already have those inhibitions and use religion as an excuse for their wrong doings.Irresponsible people like her are fun to laugh at.Sometimes we need laughter to get through a tough day at the office ;) Btw,I heard from Peter she had to say 5 hail marys and spend the rest of eternity on the 5th level of hell for making God look like a jerk.The 5th level of hell is having to listen to bad oldies with no sweets to eat till the end of eternity.

[NoctisApparatus]

@Casshern1100 they do i knows. I hate religion like a child hates a belt whip. But the fact is that she is mentally unstable and i do not blame religion for this. If you blame religion you a retard

[Casshern1100]

@NoctisApparatus And it is only athiests that blame religion for things like this.They forget greed and politics existed long before the bible was created.And there really are people who use religion as a red herring for their wrongdoings.The Phelps family from topeka kansas is a prime example of this kind of person.I just wished athiests and believers could all get along.It's retarded how they fight over whos right and wrong.

[NoctisApparatus]

@Casshern1100 true thing is is that if you get all and I mean ALL your opinions and ideals from religion your a retard. Ive been in a lot of fights with people like her. Im fine if you like religion but if your so close minded about anything that threatens it thats when there are problems.

[Andy32268]

@Casshern1100 You sound like somebody who is somewhat sane (you want people to get along!). So I'm going to tell you: religion is not inherently bad. It is simply a tool easily manipulated for bad. And it never brings anything good that is impossible without religion.

[Casshern1100]

@Andy32268 *thumbs up* :) Hate breeds hate.And because of the condemnation people get,I believe is why they become athiest more than because of founding science.I see too much bitterness in the religious and athiest sides that I refuse to be part of it.If people can comfort one another w/o religion,then I'd like to see athiests redirect that negativity and turn it into something positive,which I rarely see.

[Kranium82]

0:53 - 1:05 LMFAO

[Kranium82]

i think she's, yeah, she's here *girl screams* lol

[ZaffireWolf]

Best grrr-gyles pic ever.

[kolektiv7]

Christianity and psychosis walk a very thin line.

[TheGreatKissOfClown]

IT'S SO DARK METAL!!! HAHAHA!!!

seriously, that woman is a shame for all TRUE christians around the world.

[Casshern1100]

@TheGreatKissOfClown it's also a shame she is wasting her talent by not being a metal band singer.She sounds GREAT!

[Andy32268]

@TheGreatKissOfClown Oh, come on. That is what deep, literal belief in the bible gives you. I assume you are a person of vague fatih.

[TheGreatKissOfClown]

@Andy32268 Why nobody can't give an answer or a response without falling in Ad Hominem? I don't have a vague faith. In South America, the way in which we express the faith is WAY different from the american "style". That's all.

[Andy32268]

@TheGreatKissOfClown ...So only South African Christians are "TRUE christians"?

[TheGreatKissOfClown]

@Andy32268 If you want to start a hate dialogue, I won't continue. I said clearly "In South America, the way in which we express the faith is WAY different from the american "style" ". I didn't said that only a certain group are TRUE christians. ...but that's enough. I won't read your responses anymore, "Ad Hominem Lover".

[Andy32268]

@TheGreatKissOfClown ...Did you even re-read your original comment? About true Christians around the world? By the way, saying "vague faith" isn't ad hominem, because I don't consider it negative. It was a simple statement, not a provocation. So, not only can you not read your own comment, but you can't discern a real ad hominem comment, such as me called you an idiot.

[shamrin705]

@TheGreatKissOfClown Or at least all of the logically-thinking, not-ignorant Christians out there.

[darkunorthodox]

@TheGreatKissOfClown you say them like the REAL christians are much of an improvement :P

[UKwildcats2121]

@TheGreatKissOfClown ... true christians... haha alright.

[TheGreatKissOfClown]

@TheGreatKissOfClown Let me amplify my comment, 'cause some people didn't understood what I really said.

REAL christians DON'T discriminate other people, but respect and tolerate their differences.

REAL christians MUST NOT enforce religion, but invite people to join it.

But most importantly, REAL christians HAVE TO BE openminded.

As I could see, there are many types of christians around the world. But a christian MUST be also a good human being.

[ahhhhjjjj]

@TheGreatKissOfClown Have to be open minded? Where's the Biblical evidence for that?

[ballelort87]

@TheGreatKissOfClown TRUE christians are shame to the rest of humankind

[enthralledbylight]

@ballelort87 We are the salt of the earth, what did you expect?

[princessdaisyXflower]

She looks and sounds possessed!!! LOL!

[agents1986]

who cares if shes christian? christianity is BS anyway.

[300spartansrule]

@agents1986 you don't have to bash my religion :/

[bsdempsey1]

Love it!! Im putting my gargoyles back out.

[AnoMundi]

Man, you're awesome, damn good!

[AnoMundi]

JUST PERFECT! So DORK sided! LOL

[thatguyKarl]

goregyles.

[TashaLillyRose1]

Just because she acts crazy does not mean she isn't a Christian. To say that she isn't a Christian isn't our right.

[spinelet]

No offence but I prefer the metal remix tagged version

[2hott2stressit]

Her eyes are bugged out like a crackhead.... O_O

[jjboy90]

@2hott2stressit its the work of satin :P lmao

[slayon92]

she might just not be a fan of christian metal.

[lancetop]

Dork sided fuzz tone! Dork sided wah wah pedals! Dork sided wall of sound!

[OmerPT]

PERFECT

[lordalastor99]

This is the most hilarious thing I have seen all day.  Good job!!!

And 0 Dislikes, that's how it should stay.

[gusso1]

Great job!

[Blackchalice669]

props this still has me loling

[durgymp]

Grootsik; ofcourse we enjoy it! Lovley! :D

[SuperPatchy]

i love you for this LMAOOO