Be insertive, Spongebob

[Tjthechosenone]

BUT RAPE

your doing it wrong...

[shocktrooper96]

I like the part where he said beep beep

[supersonicROCKES]

plankton: no NO be asertive

spongebob: beep beep

plankton slaping his eye: not insertive

me : LOL

[clubpenguinmarioify]

lol i like plankton slaps his eye

[thelegendoflink52]

I didn't get this as a little kid. I do now. Too bad there's no more humor like this in the series.

[SuperScaryZombie]

We shouldn't know where his left hand is...

[Ophostus]

This has got to be one of the biggest innuendo's on sponge bob

[Partyrockinx3]

this is me xD

[nihilumphobic]

the looping background music is catchy

[jakeycool8899]

Don't watch this video while full of urine.

[bwu1796]

notice how the guy is on SpongeBob's lap XD

[MegaQwertyuiopp]

lol me: wtf, he says assertive, not insertive... *sees end of video* OHHHHH

[bustanutsaaaa5470]

BEEP BEEP

[mclovin3841]

why would he have to rape his pocket :}

[GagaBoy1346]

Not insertive or not gay?

[xCuddlyWarheadx]

Now i see why this show was supposed to be on Adult Swim....

[SmashLiXs]

doesn't that hurt to eyepalm?

[peepo2399]

10 hour version? :D

[Chirostenotes]

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[lilsingingsensation]

Sexual assault

[chasedrgc1223]

oh east i thought you said weast?

[KingOfKingz819]

Eyepalm

[need4speed209]

SOMEONE HIJACKED MY CA-

oh wait... it's SpongeBob's beepbeep

[MasonSchmith]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[KirikouRung]

Wrong hole you bastard!!

[need4speed209]

beepbeep

[rockleebroccoli01]

Plankton just slapped his eye... ow.

[Spenchjerta]

Suprize Pocket Secks!

[TheRealJymeeCasual]

He must be FILF. Fish I'd Like To Finger.

[sayzeem]

@TheRealJymeeCasual lol, wtf man

[lacedemoniangmail]

thats what she said!!!!

[Evanosaurus]

hes touching his butt

[dira6789]

i like the part when he said beep beep

[bwu1796]

and that, my friend, is what she said indeed

[SorryGreenGlory]

"NO! Be assertive!"

Ohh...you mean up the ass?"

*Eyepalm*

[AkatsukiLegend]

My wife wants me to be more insertive...But I just get assertive and beat her.

[wikieditspam]

"Homosexual Indoctrination"

[MichishigeShigehito]

i wouldnt be surprised if that wasnt the ONLY finger that was "insertive" ;)

[NeoNekoPup]

he's dialing an old telephone

[ginger51220]

"beepbeep beepbeep beepbeep beepbeep beepbeep"

[beninatorskater]

press 8 for Plankton facepalm.

[PELONCAST]

15 people are too insertive



[Eternityglacier]

Spongebob AlarmClockPants

[jacobpotter]

No one's made a Fluttershy joke yet?

For shame, youtube!

[ToxicTurquoise454]

@jacobpotter Oh for fuck's sake, give it a rest, ponies are annoying and no one gives a shit about them anymore.

[jacobpotter]

@ToxicTurquoise454

implying that because you don't like them no one does.

Seriously, you aren't the only fucking person on the internet.

[xxxchibikittyxxx]

so wrong on so many levels

[ApprenticeGamer64]

He was being insertive before he stuck his finger in the pocket......

[ClixoTV]

LOL

[spongebob50374]

lol

[TheKoolKat4Ever]

Me and my sis always say beep beep when someone says to be assertive XD

[plummybear1]

beepbeep

[fdsaasdfification]

I don't get it

[Redgohan147]

@fdsaasdfification heres a hint ever drop the soap

[SnoTrooper19]

Did you just spell assertive wrong?

[Veovis523]

Not INsertive! Save that for Patrick!

[iGoByX]

he'll end up on a blowjob in no time

[RascalyWabit]

got here from ponies?

[WebVManReturns]

If you mes around with the number keys you can send a message in Morse Code.

[blaisems]

You don't want to know what the other hand is doing

[watsonater100]

It's called the Brony Barnacle. Once there was a Brony barnacle. He was so Brony that everyone watched MLPFIM. The end.

[sumptjez000]

be insertive. and spongebob pokes him in the ass. reel smart.

[Mikelumpkin]

and that is where babies come from

[KayCrazyFor2D]

I can not breathe.

[TheAlmightyBassist]

Sandusky.

[devinyandreywilliams]

That just doesnt seem like something one man should do to another.

[lobo2211]

@devinyandreywilliams hes a sponge :P

[devinyandreywilliams]

@lobo2211 but hes a man sponge and thats a male fish thats wrong!

[MrSpankyDaddy]

@devinyandreywilliams Would you do it to a fish?... Sometimes that's always a way to think about stuff...

[devinyandreywilliams]

@MrSpankyDaddy I wouldnt do anything to a fish other than catch one cook one and eat one or mabey even watch one swim around in the water thats all i would do to a fish

[MrJrCheeseBurger]

Me: Its Like the big ass fro! Big Butt Girl: WHAT!? Me: No Shoes No Shirt And i still Get Service Big Butt girl :ILL GET MY BOYFRIEND! Me:Girl look at that body i work out! :D Big butt girl : D:> THAT IS IT! CHAD! Me: Wooo glad im done dancing **sees but butt girl** Runs** Big butt girl : ** eyes closed** POINTS! Chad (boyfriend) : SO IT'S YOU! Boy: what did i do? CHAD: **PUNCH Boy WAAAAAA Chad " :)

[1991doomsday]

OMG is that a oh o oh my gawd!

[1000GirlAnime]

BeepBeep

[TheBricksterable]

RIP Spongebob. 1997-2004

[angelsite285O]

@TheBricksterable 1997? You mean 1999.

[tropicflow479]

plankton should be a porn dictector

[dallinhad123]

like if you thout of something nauty!

[RebeccawasMURdERD]

"be insetive!"i said to my boyfriend

[Greedinreallife]

I used to be insertive, until i took an arrow to the crotch.

[BuriedInNumbers]

0:04 Pedofile face.

[Bey0ndKha0s1825]

beep beep.

[mclovin3841]

im a pocket and i find this offensive

[casshorse11]

If someone touches your pocket, tell an adult!

[RulerOFmany]

That's what she said

[maleduck]

It's too bad C.H. Greenblatt no longer works on spongebob. Also that his show Chowder got cancelled.

[fiddlelady91]

@maleduck chowder was awesome!!! why would you canel it?

[FreetheEvilChubbyPig]

@maleduck It didnt get cancelled O.o It ended o.o

[Totema1]

Did you see me? I was so insertive!

[tankbuster101]

Now just imagine if that pocket was a vagina.. HAHAHAHHAA

[StalkerVince7492]

@tankbuster101 XD

[2KingdomHearts345243]

[S] Spongebob: Be insertive

NO ONE WILL UNDERSTAND THIS REFRENCE!!!

[jaller4549]

SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!!

[WebVManReturns]

DUH! ASSERTIVE!  You're supposed to stick your finger up Mr. Krabs's CENSORED.

[ImOver18Bitch18]

My brother would do this ALL THE TIME when I sat on him (because he always took my spot on the couch) and I would laugh and laugh so much I just fell off anyways

[TheRealJymeeCasual]

Pornstars are insertive.

[WebVManReturns]

@TheRealJymeeCasual and assertive.

[TheRealJymeeCasual]

@WebVManReturns By which you mean anal fuck? XD

[Trekiefreak777]

I'll be the first to say this.

*Clears throte*

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

[Philush97]

20 likes and I'll do this to my maths teacher.

[kinnkilla2]

@Philush97 why not your Englishs teacher? 

[Philush97]

@kinnkilla2 Maths teacher is worse. Far. Far. Worse.

[ChameleonCarnotaurus]

@Philush97 Patrick: Do it to your spanish class.

[iamlegndrylysv]

pickpocket attempt failed

25 bounty added to bikini bottom.

[xXSuperSoakerMJXx]

Beep beep! ^^

[InfiniteCharade]

Thumps up if you have something else you really should be doing...

[DONTCKLICKMYNAME]

@InfiniteCharade Normally I really should be doing other things. But today I have nothing better to do.

[UntoldEvilz]

lol as i look at the comments, thers alot of top comment fails haha

[animelove2021]

Thats what she said.

[Bloxy123]

Make up your own joke here.

[SpartanForgeWorld300]

beep beep!

[cherries0990]

kufhkjhsdughkulk???? he is stupid the old spongebob was hilarious now it stupid!!

[orcacam07]

Fish: DONT YOU STOP YOU FUCKIN' CRACKER.

[RaveTuba]

Skyrim in a nutshell...

[CycloneTheUknown]

First time i saw that i laughed my ass off XD

[SoLSn1p3r]

Once there was an ugly pocket, he was so ugly he got finger banged by spongebob

THE END

[Senekay]

@SoLSn1p3r That didn't help at all...

[SealyProductions]

how about the 10 hour edition :D



[EastCoastPeace3]

excuse me sir, your.. sitting on my body.

[Megan1156]

Be a insertive, NO!! Not insurtive XD

[CrazzyAboutCP]

OMG SPONGEBOB IS SUPER GAY

[LK5869]

To all of the current creators of Spongebob:

1. Watch seasons 1-3

2. Slap yourself in the face until you come to your senses.

[ATrolliAmNot]

@LK5869 Agreed. I miss the good episodes of this show.

[blaster00000]

@LK5869 NOOOOO that's how season 4-now lost its flavor

[GorretheMachinator]

@LK5869 THANK YOU.

[BetterJS]

@LK5869 I love you.

[xSoIntricate]

@LK5869 YES, thank you. i refuse to buy any season on dvd after the third one.

[megakofffing365]

@LK5869 does that mean it sucked or keep the new episodes that way?

[XXxeveryonexXX]

@megakofffing365 no it means the first 3 seasons were the best and the new ones suck ass (:

[megakofffing365]

@XXxeveryonexXX agreed

[dagnytheartist]

@LK5869 I've wanted to say that to most tv shows that last more than three seasons. :)

[125sonicboom]

"Umm, excuse me sir, you're sitting on my body... Which is also my face." :D

[mrbeananator]

Spongebob played to much skyrim and now pickpickets everyone.

[silentkiller102]

@mrbeananator Spongebob is now part of the Thieves Guild in Skyrim. :D

[Forteoverload]

lol this could have went in another direction.......

[CuteBerry404]

I would have been like, "DUDE! GET YOUR BUTT OFF MY FACE!" But if I was as small as SpongeBob, I'd just get crushed.

[atariman72]

Who knew. Even your best friends can turn into rapists.

[atariman72]

Insertive....hehe.

[ChickenNugget3467]

spongebob: but i'm already being insterive...well ok... *pokes the inside of dude's pocket*

plankton: *facepalm*

[Bloxy06]

Beep beep.

[ThePsychedelicLemon]

Not INsertive!

[themaham247]

its like spongebob is looking for money in that pocket

[inb4bro1]

if this was new spongebob,spongebob would stick his finger through his stomach and rip off his skin and show his disgusting vines and meat. And all the jokes would be ripped from the episode.

[Aflay1]

@inb4bro1 Nah that's more like family guy. In spongebob he would never stick his finger through anything, since Plankton never does anything but cry anymore.

[ChibiMyuutsu]

@inb4bro1 *quietly* I really hate new Spongebob...

[SaiyanAscent]

ಠ_ಠ

[Jzigzags]

SPONGEBOB'S TEACHING KIDS TO RAPE!!!!!!!!!!

[AgonizingAubergine]

*Plankton Facepalm*

[charcllo360]

beep beep gay

[AdorableJenna]

Why is that guy sitting on spongebob's face and body?

[TrainLego]

Beep Beep!

[EyeIsSlick]

Pick Pocketing increased to 75!

[iBdan97]

one of the best facepalm ever. 

[AlphaAGENT144]

"DONT STOP YOU FUCKIN CRACKA"

[BoJangles1895]

where can you download these episodes? i want to make a video of a spongebob "moment" lol

[shanedawsonluv123]

Beep boop son, beep boop.

[mrpicklesful]

Press: 1: ...beebeep 2: beebeep 3: beebeep 4: ...beebeep 5: ...beebeep 6: beep- *smack* 7: beep- *smack* 8: Insertive! 9: a- Insertive! trolololololololo

[misterskeletor1]

plankton: not insertive!

spongebob: i dunno plankton, i like insertive better...

[roflmaostfulol]

beep beep :D

[bet123rox]

our music teacher was telling a boy in our class to be assertive because in like 4th grade he had a part in a musical and he was sposed to sound mean. but anyway she like you gott be assertive! so he turned around to me and stuck his finger in my jacket pocket and went bee beep! everyone including our teacher laughed :D

[Dockaboo811]

plankton, your microwave is going off....

[Outsidetheboxz]

bee beep: what my friends dad does to women.....

[BluestreakPictures]

Road Runner: STOP MOCKING ME!!!!

[bet123rox]

@BluestreakPictures no cuz road runner goes mee meep :D

[gameclub100]

im turned on now

[Dayntei]

This is way funnier than it should be.

I could care less however.

[SonicMaster327]

Plankton you fool! He took his wallet!

[Ayyubi1000]

Insertive hmm,?

*Inserts hand insides pocket*

[Badhumor2013]

I have the weirdest boner right now

[wizmac080]

why is the sponge being gay