top 10 moments of Eric Cartman

[aa72on]

Get out of my ass you stupid rainbows!

[aa72on]

A saga dreamcast!

[Masterful63]

When I heard number 2 I was trying to think of something better and thought there is nothing better.....You proved me wrong

[bgjkhkdlkgldefgsdfgh]

That would have been a lot better of it had videos.... Other then that it was cool! ;)

[IWillEatYourInsanity]

beefcake... BEEFCAKE!!!

[Holewu1]

I love southpark

[IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlII]

Ok dont read this cause it actually works some fucktard died once and if you don't post this comment to 10,238 other videos within the next 4 seconds, everyone you know will die.

[Hobbykicker50]

nice sound only ... fuckin fag

[baumjoey21]

Eric cartman is f****** tits, lol

[DBZlover1997]

i liked the last one a lot

[000000ollie000000]

Good one but you missed the rainforest screw you guys im going home

[Snip3zFast]

2 ?

[downwegoagain]

Great list. But you missed the one where Cartman's mom finally puts her foot down when he wants an ipad and Cartman goes apeshit.

[666Carnifexrules666]

@downwegoagain This was made in 2008 not 2011......

[downwegoagain]

@666Carnifexrules666 Oh, sorry, my bad... I don't follow South Park all the time so I didn't realize. Oops!

[AdrianSuperCyxapuk]

@downwegoagain look at the date smart ass

[downwegoagain]

@AdrianSuperCyxapuk Not following it means that despite the date being there I wasn't sure when the episode I was referring to was made until someone pointed it out. Don't get your panties in a knot. No need to be rude. I'm not a finatic, I just enjoy the show from time to time.

[AdrianSuperCyxapuk]

@downwegoagain i dont wear panties just check the date tho ;)

[KratosJones8000]

@downwegoagain can we at least stop over there and get some dinner,, CAUSE I LIKE TO BE WINED AND DINED AFTER I'V BEEN FUCKED

[IWillEatYourInsanity]

@downwegoagain i think that happened after this video was made since this is from 2008

[downwegoagain]

@IWillEatYourInsanity Yes, I found that out after I posted the comment. My bad.

[HereticMaggot913]

@downwegoagain that ep wasnt released when he made this

[ynkno13]

@downwegoagain - This video was made in 2008.

[PDJMx]

@downwegoagain dumbshit, this video was uploaded on 2008. The iPad episode is pretty recent.

[downwegoagain]

@PDJMx I know, I know, my mistake. I've already been informed of this multiple times. I TAKE IT ALL BACK STOP BOTHERING ME PEOPLE AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!.... and I'm not a dumbshit I have a 90 average, don't be presumptuous.

[PDJMx]

@downwegoagain my bad, didn't really mean to say u are a dipshit, it's just that internet nowadays is all about talking trash.

[MultiDruster]

@downwegoagain uhm watch the upload date its kinda old and the ipad is quite new as i remember.

[yomommasass33]

ass master! >:O SCREW YOU HIPPIE!!!!!!!>:(

[yomommasass33]

beefcake BEEFCAKE beefcakE BEEFCAAAAAAAAAAAAKE beefCACKE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFCAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAKE BEEFCAKE

[BEbouzywouzyBE]

FUCK THIS SHIT, I WANT A VIDEO

[MrTomahawker101]

Number 7 cartman; yeah this is so tits! LOL

[jojo7800m]

Lol

[Kevster129]

if you would've put the entire thing of number 4...it would've been number 1

[luvgizmoable]

I love the last one, I've seen it and the ep. always makes me cry...

It was the heat of the moment, telling you wat my heart meant,

the heat of the moment shone in your eyes!

I never meant to be so bad to you,

One thing I said that I would never do,

A look from you and i wud fall from grace, and that would wipe the smile right from my faaace,(*CLAPPING*)

aborted foetuses... save kenny's life!

[TOTALCONTROL871]

lame choices....every one.

[johnlennon1919]

@TOTALCONTROL871 no dude, not all of them

maybe half of them

[pythagorean743]

Out of all of them number 5 was the best buut meom I want it

[parody365]

.. LOVE ERIC CARTMAN. But on number 3 you just can't miss it xD

[chazzmon314]

Hey check my videos out it has video and is alot better!!!!!

[1navyseal1962]

#1cartman #2 randy marsh 3# butters

[m0rtan]

heat of the moment xD

[musicfanatic42]

u guys r tree hugging hippies

[musicfanatic42]

hes my 2 fav charecter kennys my first Whats yours?

[patchworkbreath]

OH MY GOD, GUYS YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE THIS! THIS IS SO TITS!!!!!

What the hell's wrong with Cartman?

He's fat and he's stupid?

[simaooooooooo]

This video is sooooooooooo tits XD !!! 

[055697]

dolphins,eskimos, who cares? it's all a bunch of tree hugging hippy crap.

[pureperil]

this is gay! no video?!?

[pinkiepiepie]

Screw you guys, Im going home

[bogskeeter]

06:12 ...so we're out of luck if we need more than 15 seconds to get ready? o.O

[varvas1000]

ooo........ok......well is'nt that obius.....

[bhogobanerbaba]

dont call me fat....i am big boned

[varvas1000]

hey that last moment is really the best.........what0s that song called?

[ThePmpaige]

@varvas1000 heat of the moment

[kevsmellmyfart25]

pa pa pa poke your face pa pa poke your face ma ma ma ma

[TheMusicdewd]

Beavis and Butthead are better.

[JakeGyllenhaalFan1]

Total tits

I dont know why the tooth fairy gaves this much money to me. maybe she is hot for me idk xD

[L3Ovan]

pice on the moment .... lalalalal never do!!!!!!! uhuhuhu

[L3Ovan]

worts ever sorry

[CptSmiffy]

I CLAIM THE 666TH DISLIKE MUHAHAHA

[ThePmpaige]

dont sat tits eric

[nikitasharma1993]

SCREW YOU GUYS! I'M GOING HOME. :D

[FaalzumGFX]

Where is the rainforest episode? Im going NYAH, and ure going NYAH, screw u guys im going home

[Crazydog108]

what espidose is the 1st clip

[xxchimakaraxx]

1:53 broke my straight face

[NattieOMGrainbows]

but mummmmmmmmmmmmmummsusgfadsuihf­dgiydsochmehhhhhhhhh

XD

[yerrihsrafynigka]

HEY! I AM A COP AND YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH! >:D

[TJae1]

oh ~ how this reminds Me of @angeljenny55 :)

[deadlyfart147]

Nothing from Scott titerman must die that's the best cartman episode

[Slim2Flo]

#7 LMAO! THIS IS SO TITS!

[Slim2Flo]

#7 LMAO!

[dave98p]

ha that shits funny can i at least get a courtesy lick....classic:)

[YinYang19]

"Dolphins...Eskimos, Who cares? It's all a bunch of tree-hugging, hippy crap."

LOOOOOOOL, favorite line from the older seasons.

[BDOG9979]

6 I WISH THAT WORKED ON MY MOM

[BDOG9979]

#8 LMFAO



[Fearwolf]

SEGA DREAAAAAAMCAAAAAST!!!

[psychotic4269]

how was the heat of the moment quote number one? that shouldnt even have been in here!

[psychotic4269]

you can compound daily my ass with interest mom! loll

[CRUNCHFOREVER]

Did u really just put yaweh

[SlimRoethlisbergerX]

Number 7 -"you can compound daily my ass with interest mom, I'm goin' to the toy store an buyin me a skateboard"

Best One.

[satafraction]

no video



[gunnysgt5]

haha what blows my mind is the 644 devil worshipers that dislike this vid

[GamingIdiot42Neo]

@gunnysgt5 at least Satan isn't a douche bag like Yaweh.

[gunnysgt5]

@GamingIdiot42Neo Yaweh is and god damn word dirty mexican!

[GamingIdiot42Neo]

@gunnysgt5 clearly you DO follow this artificial god, because you don't even have basic grammar. Also, after about an hour of trying to read and understand that poor excuse for a comment (more like a butchering of the English language) I finally figured out what I think you meant to write, "Yahweh isn't a goddamn word, dirty Mexican!

I'd have to disagree, Yahweh IS, in fact, a word, It's the actual name for your artificial God. Secondly I am not Mexican I am Italian.

Now go back to preschool.

[FabienneNL]

╭∩╮ = Like's a anus.

[IlikeFoodnDrink]

1. Screw you guys, i'm going home

2.You will respect my authoratai!

3. No kitty, this is my pot pie!

4.F*ck me!

5.Goddamnit, don't shoot me!

6.Were not just sure, We're HIV positive.

7.How would you like to suck my balls?!

[BlazingAndyFilms]

wheres:

i have learned a lesson too, being a sell out is awesome so i dont have to hang out with poor losers like you!

screw you guys, ima goin home!

[RaisedInGilberts]

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[12stuntelaar]

why no pokerface song thats my favorit

[Funkyboy1413]

youtube is for video! :(

[mw2kid8920]

You will respect Cartman's AUTHORITAHH!!!

[TalktomyfaceBoy]

My fav is number 4 rainbows Sooooooo funny

[orangehoodieaddict]

screw you guys

im going home

[orangehoodieaddict]

screw you guys

[mexicanhomies18]

RESPECT CRATMANS AUTHORITY

[niall2207]

no video you suck

[szopad]

muuum...

[TheLovebugg7]

ass master!

[levee343]

"yeah i only weigh 90 pounds"

[mopensdk]

they start crawl up ur leg, and start biting the inside of your ass and ur be all like, ayyy! get out of my ass ur stupid rainbows! ^^

[sockpim]

'Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.'

[JERKMONKEYYEH]

but meem nemm neh meh nrr neyihhhhh

OKAY ILL GET U SOME

lol he sounds like a dying hampster

[eRatube]

Where is the video?! Only sound(

[MsToxicgirl101]

this is tottaly tits XD

[mrAlexpowns97]

number 6 is tha best! <3 haha

[HollisterBirdForMe]

Totaly Tits

[gregg1944553]

M-M-ME AND MY COUSIN TOUCHED W-W-WEINERS!!!!!!

[jasminehargreaves]

Aye! Get outta my ass you stupid rainbows!!! xD

[Cooljas111]

Please let Kyle cry, God please let Kyle cry :P

[BamaBeast8]

Umm... Maaaamm??? Can you help me sign up for the special Olympics so I can beat all the handicap kids and win 1000 dollars???

[THEPROOWNAGEGAMER]

number 3 ftw

[TheMuugo]

Screw you guys, I'm going home! Classic xD!

[TheSuperkevin123]

this is soo tits XD hahahha omfg

[PwnU31]

SEGA DREAMCAST!

[michaelhero1000]

I Don't Know Why I Did Not Laugh But It was funny I Swear

[TheJuterjung]

you suck bitch

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[brankoivojo]

IM NOT FAT!!!!! i am big boned

[MrRapid48]

Get your ass in jail

[MrRapid48]

I clocked you at 40 miles per hour back there.

[mrtacomandude]

i have an idea thats so tits

[lovehatestraighttalk]

radio???



[MladiPoduzetnik]

625 people got kicked by Cartman because they didn't respect the authoritaaah.

[wiz9496]

Sweet!

[MrsKatieninja]

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[MegaSkylar4]

7 is just TO funny

[MegaSkylar4]

& is just TO funny

[Tajiri1986]

I DONT WANT FUCKING SOUNDS I WANT TO SEE IT WITH VID

[Slim2Flo]

This Is SOOOOOO TITS!!

[mickeyvorster1]

4:29 IS SO FUCKIN' FUNNY!!!! HAHAHAHA!!! "Screw you guys.....I'm goin' home" AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[irisholzman]

BUT MAMMMMM

[GammaRays456]

Yeah, I only weight 90 pounds.

[amyrosex2450shadow]

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[gildedwolf]

wheres " No kitty this is my pot pie!" " No kitty thats a bad kitty!" "MUUM KITTYS BEING A DILDO!" :D

[trojangirl246]

@gildedwolf well then i know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight

[gildedwolf]

@trojangirl246 xD

[wrongbaby23]

Lol you forgot. 'SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M GOING HOME!!'

[pk94bm]

@wrongbaby23 no he didnt, 4:29.

[evilantman1]

what ever i do what i want""""!!!1

[DirtyCow1997]

Totaly tits!

[ramosgab000]

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[TheIrishDoll]

Number 7 is the best <3

[tweakersholiday]

You can compound daily my ass with interest, Mom. I'm going to the toy store and buying me a skateboard!

[TheCrusaderBin]

@tweakersholiday Man this one killed me xD

[Crzykttykt]

that is so tits!

[RareSpyCrab]

/watch?v=g95KabBPNRk

[MrHizzie123]

614 people can suck my bawls

[SiggyKinowa]

XP FALTO CUANDO CANTA POKER FACE

[Dragon951427368]

we can Get a SEGA DREAM CAST LOL

[Nesiti7x]

hey guys i have question yo know the trapper keeper episode ? he sings about it in that eoisode but its a melody to a real song, what song is that?

[kaylol44]

screw you guys im going home! xDDDDDDDDD

[joetheman429]

aw this is soo tits

eric honey dont say tits

aw this is sooo cool

[imprettierthanukid]

i dont think these are the best......

[daniela1079]

i wonder if kyle will cry oh please let kyle cry LOL!

[milesandemilyrock]

you should have put the where babies come from hing on here

[Drazon3312]

Kenny McCormick for ever <3 LONG LIVE KENNY!

[awesomemrcool]

yea im with that guy

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[fluffyismyevildog]

I'm a cop and you will respect my authoritah

[mrscutie1231]

Screw you guys,I'm going home!

RESPECT MY AUTHORITY

[skeetvvideos]

he reminds me of nevel

[HighlandTroll]

this is so tits!

[NomarChicko]

Cartman's Comments: 1."sweeeeeeet", 2."But MOOOOMMM!", 3."NO KITTY, ITS MY POT PIE!", 4." screw you guys, Im going home" 5. "RESPECT MY AUTHORITAY!" 6. "weak." 7. Jews/ hippies/ racial things/ curse words. 8. " WHATEVER, I'M DOIN WHAT I WANT!" 9. " you're breaking my balls..." 10. " suck my balls!"

[ILOVE2DANCE121]

noo kitty this is my pot pie..... no kitty! mom kitty is being a dildo!

[Musicjunkie4848]

Im dissapointed that there was no footage :(



[platinummaster9]

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screw you guys i'm goin home

[SixsixxGaming]

@platinummaster9 copy and paste comment -_-. fuck off.

[bobomonkeybo]

Ur the kid that clogs up my toliet

[bobomonkeybo]

Beeeffcakkkkkke