Believe in me, worship me, become a slave or DIE! That's NOT what God would say! That's what a mugger would say! Slavery is and has always been immoral! Your sick "spin" on it is laughable! The immoral god of the Bible is not worthy of anyone's time, let alone worship. God is benevolent, wise and holy! Jehovah demonstrates none of these traits. He is an impersonator.
@Mectrixctic "wheres chasity belt, dildo bounces off belt and enters Mectrixctic mouth" alydamarte "snaps pictures and puts it all over youtube with her in the background putting up peace signs with a happy face" :D
And nobody stops to consider how the holy words of god were written by men prone to temptation and corruption or even simple error. We're told on one hand how men are imperfect, and yet we're able to translate gods will to perfection in this book. Biggest bunch of hogwash Fairy tales I have ever heard!
The Bible allows beating a slave within an inch of their life as well as allowing rape. People like you are the reason people are leaving Christianity in droves.
This video is absolutely CORRECT! Because the whole world was involved in slavery on the second go round. Psalms 83. Especially you Edomites (Esau) red people calling yourselves white. The end of your world is shortly to come. Your current world is the world today that's coming to its end. Matthew 24:3-14 After THIS gospel is preached around the world. NOT your evil christainty gospel!
We have slavery today. It's called jail where inmates make license plates. OT slavery was merely a way to work off debts and it was practice by all peoples. And they are set free after 6 years.
What a fucking tool! So, here's a question? Why do we not have slaves now? I bet we could be kind slave owner? Whatdathink, huh? Next country we invade we take slaves? Who's in?
@AmericanGayAtheist Sounds good! We could solve the whole problem of emptying Guantanamo Bay by just selling all those prisoners! I could use a few captured Afghans to feed the pantomime horse!
Those who pined for slavery in the US and also pined for Segregation, ran to the bible to justify their actions. The bible is an evil book, created by a tribal bronze age people. Yet, many follow it as the only truth. This is the kind of thinking that lead people to fly planes into buildings. Very sick.
A pervue will inform a person that while JF777 may be inventive with technical terms, the "slavery" describe in ancient Israel is different from the practice of slavery in the U.S. in the 18th and 19th centuries.
The practice in Israel was more like "indentured servitude" where a person became a "slave" for a fixed period of time for some sort of payment at the end of the term. This person had some rights as well.
this was great, God's so loving and kind, that he'll only have us in chains, and not beaten to death immediately... what a great, all knowing, and all loving being, My ancestors who were taken from Africa were so blessed by God :)...... Or how about this bit... FUCK THE BIBLE, FUCK GOD, AND FUCK SLAVERY!!!! Slavery is NEVER okay! in ANY situation. the owning of another person is FUCK'N WRONG! PERIOD!!!!! And if you're reading this, YOU should be outraged as well... >:(
@sandform It's similar to the logic of "God won't force you to accept him because he respects your free will. He'll just send you to hell". It's both ridiculous and monstrous.
What's interesting is that the abolishment of "secular" slavery in the United States for example, was not done in the name of any religion.
Secular or religious, having full ownership over another human being's free will, fully or partially and regardless of whether or not they owe you anything, is immoral, and this comes from my own morality, not from the Bible.
The one thing he is right about is that the original basis of religion is that the relationship of human beings to gods is precisely identical to that of slaves to masters.
@HConstantine "The one thing he is right about is that the original basis of religion is that the relationship of human beings to gods is precisely identical to that of slaves to masters."
*agreed* Which is clearly spot on.
Ephesians 6:5 Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ.
If that's the purpose of my life I don't want it and I especially don't want to praise 'the dear leader' an eternity in heaven.
Debt slavery almost makes sense, but conquest is inexcusable. What's more, why isn't the woman and child set free with the man? Or at the end of perhaps another period of time? Why are they property permanently?
And that's not all. The things that are fucked up about this idea could fill a large book.
"secular slavery." hey man, don't be so down on slavery, you obviously haven't had a taste of RELIGIOUS SLAVERY! it's a whole different ball game. we drive a nail through your ear at the door and the party starts!"
@BillKiernan Right. When I heard him use the word "secular" I immediately found myself getting angry, as I knew exactly what game he was playing. It's pathetic and contemptible. What next? "Yes, I have a problem with SECULAR rape..."
This is one of the most contemptible & deplorable pieces of apologetic trash I have ever seen. This level of delusion would allow someone to pour Zyklon B pellets into a gas chamber if they thought it was God's will, and then sleep like a fucking baby at night
Secular slavery? Most of the slave owners in the United States were Christians. One of my ancestors was a slave owner and prominent member of the Episcopalian Church (he even left money to his congregation in his will). Many slave owners used the Bible to defend the practice and even the harsh treatment of slaves. Now, I do love the Bible, but I know I have to study it in its historical context. I also know the Bible can be abused as a tool of authority for committing questionable acts.
well shit.. c'mon... of course there is going to be willing slaves... if you don't "Choose" as jezuzfreek puts it, then you'll be fucking killed. Theres going to be a small percentage that will choose to live free and in turn NOT be free and actually be put to death by the soldiers and there will be a majority that will "Choose" *sarcastic on the word 'Choose'* to be slaves. Jezuzfreek, you are INSANE!
Amazing how ingrained this garbage is in the minds of creationists. That one of them could try to come up with a compelling argument regarding the virtuousness of slavery...Religious people need help!!!!
i think what jesusfreak was trying to say is that we should treat them like "butlers". like people who do stuff for you and you pay them. something like that. i hope i explained it right.
Jeeeez...where to begin, Morally Bankrupt maybe... like Ive said a million times before you bible deathcult followers can justify anything in the eyes of your god if you twist and turn your bible enough. your jesus would be ashamed at how you guys have abused his teachings.
I guess it's true: good people will do good deeds, evil people will do evil deeds, but for a good person to do evil deeds (like justifying slavery), one needs religion.
Panman38 good upload. I think people really need to sit down and re-evalutate their views. Anything besides experience is just pure theory and speculation.
I do not see how anyone with even 1/3 of a brain cell could say this. What a fucking loon. Not talking about you Panman. Jezuzfeek. What a goddamn idiot.
So, Panman38, Do you get a lot of hostile comments from folks who did not read the captions beneath the video? (i.e., from folks who think you created this?) Just wondering...
The lengths these retards will go to defend their precious little glorified bundle of toilet paper is mind-boggling. You literally have to be this stupid to actually read the bibull and still be a Christian. This is what it takes, people. If you talk to anybody who claims to have read the bibull and is still a Christian, this is the level of stupidity you're dealing with, because you know they had to rationalize passages like these and at some point went "Oh, that makes sense"!
I just finished watching the entire video. Just to illustrate how dishonest Xians are in their attempt to justify the evil acts of their loving....but murderous god, note what jezuzfreak said about slaves being released after 6 years! This "only" applied to Hebrew slaves, not foreigners!! He omitted that little piece of info!
God doesn't want to force us into servitude?? Is that why god tells us, in no uncertain terms, that if we choose "not to" submit, we'll be cast into the flames of Hell??
Damn, jezuzfreak is 1 sick dude!! But actually he's just a typical Fundamentalist. Listening 2 his rant about slavery just reinforces how sick the Christian religion is!
The corner all Xians get painted into is having to defend the actions of a Cosmic Terrorist! They cannot deviate from defending their god, obviously, so the further they rationalize the evil deeds of this old Volcano god, the worse they look. It's literally no different than defending the lifelong evil acts of Saddam Husein!
The point is, no matter how nice the slave master may be, he still owns you, u r property/money to him (just as the Xian god reminds us all in scripture), and should obey his every command!
Slavery is the denial of one's freedom. It's the most vile & despicable thing one human can impose on another.
My ancestors were subjected to slavery & genocide, with compliments of the Christian Church! They refused shortly after slavery was imposed. That's when the real genocide started.
So you were to emulate god, to your servant in biblical times? What does it say god did to disobedient people in that same book? And you justified and made Christianity better how? What did god tell Christians back then to do to a disobedient slave? Because there is no such thing as a willingly submissive slave.
LOL way to dig a deeper hole for Jesus with out help from anti-theists.
The difference between "Bible slavery," as the cartoon calls it, and American slavery is that the American system prohibited slaves from ever achieving freedom, at least in the Southern states, and it made it transgenerational, thus creating a large, captive population. In ancient times, people were either granted their freedom as a reward for good service because they had reached old age, hence usefulness, or because they paid for it.
Wasn't that nice of the slave master?? After the slave is literally worn out, having busted his ass as a slave all his life, he's given freedom!! Wow!!
The only slaves that were granted freedom after 7 years was Israeli slaves. All foreign slaves were out of luck!
The Xian god also explained that the master could damn near beat his slave to death, and could beat him to death & get away with it, as long as the slave survived for at least a couple days!!
@Cootabux It does have one value--if the slave became free, so did his children. In that case, the chains of slavery were broken both realistically and, most importantly, legally.
Slavery is the same in any country. There isn't a single nation that hasn't either enslaved other people or been enslaved by others. It is the ultimate act of social anhilation.
"They would voluntarily allow themselves to go into slavery, and those that held fast to their own iniquity and said "y'know, no, we do not acknowledge the sovereignty of God" - God would have them killed because God didn't want forced labour."? WTF?
Muslims also make the same argument about Quranic slavery. When debating them I ask if it would OK with them if America enslaved the Gitmo prisoners under the rules of slavery in the Quran.... so far have not gotten a response to this. =)
Are you serious! Youtube does not give me enough space to tear your argument to shreds and it would be so easy to do, but I'm more concerned with the sickness of your mind, to even try to justify slavery in the old testament shows a lack of understanding in the bible that is breath taking. Please stick to interpreting the tellytubbys you might just be able to do that.
@Horracethesmall The audio is from a loony christians' (Jezuzfreek777) video, but Panman38 made a cartoon taking the piss out it, and sped up the audio. Jezuzfreek777 took the original video down.
Jezuzfreek777 recently took down another video essentially saying "If god asked me to kill my child, I hope I'd have the faith to obey god's will".
@DooMDrat Ah my mistake i was just skimming through vids and what was said just got my ire up. Sorry Panman38. thanks DoomDrat. But this guy jezuzfreek realy thinks that, i'm gona cut my comment and stick it on the right channel.
Jezuzfreek removed the original video a month or two after he posted it, but he never retracted it. So this is the only place to discuss the disgusting views put forward in the video and Jezuzfreek's severe delusions.
I think eventually some fellow christians convinced him that, although he was right biblically (jesus says human slavery is acceptable, so it must not be ALL bad), that the optics were "problematic" and it was best for recruiting purposes to remove the video.
Nine months on this continues to be one of my most favorite YT vids. Jezuzfreek exposes himself to be completely morally bankrupt, pure bible-inspired evil - absolutely priceless!
Mary Waterton makes me hot, because she's so close to Hell, herself. Hypocrite! I've been to Hell. The ranting down from there from Satan sounds a lot like Mary Waterton's demonic bile. THIS video is the reason I fully reject demonic interpretations of the Bible, which are as bad as the Nazi's interp of Nietzsche. Reject them fervently; otherwise, they will send this country into oblivion. These people must be resisted at every turn, where ever they speak, where ever they spew their lies.
If atheists ever gained the upper hand in society, we would ALL BE THEIR slaves, and they would use evolution as the justification. But as it stands, they are unproductive sacks of manure, so they tend to remain on the bottom rung of society.
Au contraire, pierre. The Nazi's of the 1930's used the evolutionary philosophy of the Nietzsche to justify everything from their military conquests to concentration camps.
Yet Hitler himself was religious and used religion to justify his genocide. Gee, rape, murder, genocide, etc. What atrocity aren't you christians behind?
Your ignorance is history is typical. Hitler rejected Christianity as the "religion of the weak". What atrocities aren't you atheists behind? Like your father the Devil, you are full of lies and false accusations.
Here is a quote of a speech that Hitler once gave. "Christ was the greatest early fighter in the battle against the world enemy, the Jews ... The work that Christ started but could not finish, I -- Adolf Hitler -- will conclude."
You know what is funny. You say the devil is my father and yet the devil's father is God. Your all loving, all knowing, and all powerful god created the devil. Wow, God is a dumbass. Also, I only have one father and while he has faults, I wouldn't call him devil
Jesus Christ was a Jew, you poor delude moral reprobate. Your lies are so transparent.
That is correct. God created Lucifer and honored him as the highest angel in all of heaven. So how did Lucifer repay God for this high honor? By trying to overthrow Him. God created you too, and you are behaving just like your father the Devil ... with rebellion. You will have your chance to insult God to His face, right before He flings you into Hell forever.
I'm not lying, that is what Hitler said. Just because what he said was silly, doesn't negate the fact that he thought genocide was his christian mission. Lol, isn't god all knowing? He would've known lucifer would rebel before he even created the universe. Your god is either dumb or just cruel. Like I said, the devil isn't my father. Before you sink further into your delusion, tell me why your all knowing god seems suprised all the time in the bible. He is supposed to be all knowing.
This is the biggest load of crap I have ever seen....ever. You religious guys are funny with your way of justifying almost anything by just saying 'that's what God wanted', or 'God determined that these societies were evil so he had them enslaved/conquered'. I had to rewind it a couple times because I was laughing over the narration.
twisted his words are you kidding its JF speaking. the animation just show no matter how you cut it owning someone as property is wrong. if not go take a Muslim neighbor down the street as your slave. see if he see the difference. here is something you might grasp god sends down 1000 lbs of shit he calls it holy shit later you walk outside and see another 1000 lbs of shit but this shit is just plain shit. what is the difference from gods shit and normal shit?
this is satire right?, Jezuzfreek cant be series
LLew821 3 weeks ago
Biblical slavery vs. Secular slavery, eh? My head just exploded.
Turandot29 4 weeks ago
Wow, Jezuzfreek is so adept at mental gymnastics that that sport ought to be in the Olympics! The Special Olympics, I mean .....
Turandot29 4 weeks ago 3
This guy should run for president! I'm just itching to hear his national debt plan, hahahaha
vitaminsandstds 1 month ago
Believe in me, worship me, become a slave or DIE! That's NOT what God would say! That's what a mugger would say! Slavery is and has always been immoral! Your sick "spin" on it is laughable! The immoral god of the Bible is not worthy of anyone's time, let alone worship. God is benevolent, wise and holy! Jehovah demonstrates none of these traits. He is an impersonator.
rnoodle3 1 month ago
slavery is in the book of deuteronomy 28:68 dumbass
TazDevil881 2 months ago
Exodus 21:16 “Whoever steals a man and sells him, and anyone found in possession of him, shall be put to death.
hey idiot u forgot to show people this verse lol slave my butt!!
alydamarte 3 months ago
@alydamarte
Hey idiot, that verse was talking about Israelites, and not other ethnicities.
Gladly
*assrapes alydamarte with spiked dildo*
Mectrixctic 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@Mectrixctic "wheres chasity belt, dildo bounces off belt and enters Mectrixctic mouth" alydamarte "snaps pictures and puts it all over youtube with her in the background putting up peace signs with a happy face" :D
alydamarte 3 months ago
And nobody stops to consider how the holy words of god were written by men prone to temptation and corruption or even simple error. We're told on one hand how men are imperfect, and yet we're able to translate gods will to perfection in this book. Biggest bunch of hogwash Fairy tales I have ever heard!
FrenziedRoach 4 months ago 5
The Bible allows beating a slave within an inch of their life as well as allowing rape. People like you are the reason people are leaving Christianity in droves.
rcguy69 6 months ago
Jezuzfreek777 has his head up his ass
sol3a1 6 months ago
Justify it all you like. You're convincing no one you demented piece of scum
choongd 7 months ago
Fantastic video! I wonder what jezuzfreek777and his archenemy demonfreek666 would think about it.
emiliokrauze 8 months ago
what a failure of a justification :]
TheMindsmack 8 months ago
exactly as jebusfreek would say it
Sadochrist 8 months ago
1:02 lol thats so funny :P.
Blackerer 9 months ago
seein this for the first time..hahahaha this dude jf some crazy mofo! funny vid man!
mytv80 10 months ago
christian above slave,god above christian,EDDIE ABOVE GOD! very much reminiscent of a maiden album.you sir,are the man
suckseedorsuckeggs 10 months ago
This video is absolutely CORRECT! Because the whole world was involved in slavery on the second go round. Psalms 83. Especially you Edomites (Esau) red people calling yourselves white. The end of your world is shortly to come. Your current world is the world today that's coming to its end. Matthew 24:3-14 After THIS gospel is preached around the world. NOT your evil christainty gospel!
1entershift1 11 months ago
someone please shove a staple-gun up Jf777's rectum.
jakcloudhighwind 11 months ago
Biblical slavery, does that mean i get to keep a Christian slave, or more than one?
RzzRBladez 11 months ago
@RzzRBladez As long as you treat them with "loving kindness".
GoblinXXX 10 months ago
We have slavery today. It's called jail where inmates make license plates. OT slavery was merely a way to work off debts and it was practice by all peoples. And they are set free after 6 years.
DebateFighter 11 months ago
What if, instead of justifieing any form of slavery.
What if, there was no slavery what so ever?
rareisalive 11 months ago
What a fucking tool! So, here's a question? Why do we not have slaves now? I bet we could be kind slave owner? Whatdathink, huh? Next country we invade we take slaves? Who's in?
AmericanGayAtheist 11 months ago
@AmericanGayAtheist Sounds good! We could solve the whole problem of emptying Guantanamo Bay by just selling all those prisoners! I could use a few captured Afghans to feed the pantomime horse!
GoblinXXX 10 months ago
OMG. I'm starting to see why jf777 is such a lightning rod for criticism. What a frightening defense of something which is objectively horrible.
OnionTrollsAlliance 11 months ago
Thank you for this video, much appreciated.
SmokeyPotatoJoe 11 months ago
Only a half retarded, shit for brains monster would make video like this.
4444est1 11 months ago
and the evidence against him just keep piling up.
Dudeamis 11 months ago
Those who pined for slavery in the US and also pined for Segregation, ran to the bible to justify their actions. The bible is an evil book, created by a tribal bronze age people. Yet, many follow it as the only truth. This is the kind of thinking that lead people to fly planes into buildings. Very sick.
light2see 11 months ago
JF needs to be put in a straight jacket asap!! Wow what a sick fuck!
mythinktube 11 months ago
WOW!!! This shit scares me. How can someone think like that?
How can someone with a mind this warped function in society?
sebastep 11 months ago 5
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A pervue will inform a person that while JF777 may be inventive with technical terms, the "slavery" describe in ancient Israel is different from the practice of slavery in the U.S. in the 18th and 19th centuries.
The practice in Israel was more like "indentured servitude" where a person became a "slave" for a fixed period of time for some sort of payment at the end of the term. This person had some rights as well.
LemonSaucy 11 months ago
Wow...that just goes to show you that people can reason their way into believing anything.
EmpiricalTruth 11 months ago
jesus heat's black people fuck you jesus and fuck you jesus freak
leon2343 11 months ago
this was great, God's so loving and kind, that he'll only have us in chains, and not beaten to death immediately... what a great, all knowing, and all loving being, My ancestors who were taken from Africa were so blessed by God :)...... Or how about this bit... FUCK THE BIBLE, FUCK GOD, AND FUCK SLAVERY!!!! Slavery is NEVER okay! in ANY situation. the owning of another person is FUCK'N WRONG! PERIOD!!!!! And if you're reading this, YOU should be outraged as well... >:(
javonne 11 months ago
@javonne We are, don't worry
SmokeyPotatoJoe 11 months ago
Hahahaha, we don't want force labor, so kill them if they don't want to be your fucking slave. Hillarious.
sandform 11 months ago
@sandform It's similar to the logic of "God won't force you to accept him because he respects your free will. He'll just send you to hell". It's both ridiculous and monstrous.
SmokeyPotatoJoe 11 months ago
If this was him speaking.This is one of the best examples of self pwnage I've seen.
And also the best example of how God's slavery is just.
yourfullofsheite 11 months ago
Excellent video, very well put in its message and the animation is kind of oddly adorable. Subbed :)
pamew 11 months ago
What's interesting is that the abolishment of "secular" slavery in the United States for example, was not done in the name of any religion.
Secular or religious, having full ownership over another human being's free will, fully or partially and regardless of whether or not they owe you anything, is immoral, and this comes from my own morality, not from the Bible.
berner 11 months ago
The one thing he is right about is that the original basis of religion is that the relationship of human beings to gods is precisely identical to that of slaves to masters.
HConstantine 11 months ago
@HConstantine "The one thing he is right about is that the original basis of religion is that the relationship of human beings to gods is precisely identical to that of slaves to masters."
*agreed* Which is clearly spot on.
Ephesians 6:5 Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ.
If that's the purpose of my life I don't want it and I especially don't want to praise 'the dear leader' an eternity in heaven.
viridismonasteriense 11 months ago
LoL the saddest thing is people actually believe this kind of swill is relevant.
TheAmusingHeckler 11 months ago
Of course Jebuzfreek took the video down. When he made it, he actually thought he had a valid point because he was deluding himself.
After MANY people showed him how insane & stupid his video was, he took it down because he was embaressed of his ignorance.
If Jebuzfreek HONESTLY believed what he said in the video, would he have taken it down?
Actually, he probably did believe it untill people showed him the insanity of it.
DAMN IT! Why can't you people think for yourselves?!
Zentz29 11 months ago
@Zentz29 Jezuzfreek actually took a video down? I thought he'd be far too stubborn and thick-skinned to ever do that!
SmokeyPotatoJoe 11 months ago
These ideas are some silly shit.
Debt slavery almost makes sense, but conquest is inexcusable. What's more, why isn't the woman and child set free with the man? Or at the end of perhaps another period of time? Why are they property permanently?
And that's not all. The things that are fucked up about this idea could fill a large book.
pkemrin 11 months ago
Jezuzfreek is the most ass backwards human being on the planet
darthsasuke554 11 months ago
Dea.... I mean slavery!
madjimms 11 months ago
"secular slavery." hey man, don't be so down on slavery, you obviously haven't had a taste of RELIGIOUS SLAVERY! it's a whole different ball game. we drive a nail through your ear at the door and the party starts!"
BillKiernan 11 months ago
@BillKiernan Right. When I heard him use the word "secular" I immediately found myself getting angry, as I knew exactly what game he was playing. It's pathetic and contemptible. What next? "Yes, I have a problem with SECULAR rape..."
SmokeyPotatoJoe 11 months ago
Masterfully done, you got a new sub.
IntelligentProbe 11 months ago
You guys are tools.
vfIskullangel 11 months ago
Would Jezuzfreak be willing to submit himself to "Biblical Slavery" with me as the master? I think not.
videoguy604 11 months ago
@videoguy604 kinky..
LobsterPotsticker 11 months ago
Dude!!!! Wow, you just turned the silly Jezuzfreek on its head!!! Good job... Damn it took me too long to find this...
graphattic 1 year ago
This is one of the most contemptible & deplorable pieces of apologetic trash I have ever seen. This level of delusion would allow someone to pour Zyklon B pellets into a gas chamber if they thought it was God's will, and then sleep like a fucking baby at night
TheEnemyIsIgnorance 1 year ago
giving them 2 options, Slavery or Death? In the end thats a limited option. Its still forced labor you fucking morron.
Kasayk310 1 year ago
Secular slavery? Most of the slave owners in the United States were Christians. One of my ancestors was a slave owner and prominent member of the Episcopalian Church (he even left money to his congregation in his will). Many slave owners used the Bible to defend the practice and even the harsh treatment of slaves. Now, I do love the Bible, but I know I have to study it in its historical context. I also know the Bible can be abused as a tool of authority for committing questionable acts.
discjockeyfuture 1 year ago
this guy is a fucked up, he should be mentally medicated
Diidiidii4 1 year ago
well shit.. c'mon... of course there is going to be willing slaves... if you don't "Choose" as jezuzfreek puts it, then you'll be fucking killed. Theres going to be a small percentage that will choose to live free and in turn NOT be free and actually be put to death by the soldiers and there will be a majority that will "Choose" *sarcastic on the word 'Choose'* to be slaves. Jezuzfreek, you are INSANE!
Takiado 1 year ago
Amazing how ingrained this garbage is in the minds of creationists. That one of them could try to come up with a compelling argument regarding the virtuousness of slavery...Religious people need help!!!!
ubentmywookie 1 year ago
"I get less pussy than you so therefore God says you should be my slave"
Brilliant.
mindprism 1 year ago
JF just doesn't want anything to be wrong with his precious little book , so he desperately tries to make excuses for it, but fails miserably.
DNAtheist685 1 year ago
LMAO 3:30
This is awesome! Thank you for making this.
enkeksinickia 1 year ago
This is awsome! I hope you keep up doing these!
Queequel 1 year ago
I could not watch beyond 1 minute - this guy needs a huge amount of help.
intruder313 1 year ago
WHAT???? Are you kidding me???
QuestionsHelp 1 year ago
i think what jesusfreak was trying to say is that we should treat them like "butlers". like people who do stuff for you and you pay them. something like that. i hope i explained it right.
Gameboykd 1 year ago
So you'd be perfectly OK with being a slave in the Biblical way? The only ones who argue for slavery are those who think they'd never be one.
txvoltaire 1 year ago
Jeeeez...where to begin, Morally Bankrupt maybe... like Ive said a million times before you bible deathcult followers can justify anything in the eyes of your god if you twist and turn your bible enough. your jesus would be ashamed at how you guys have abused his teachings.
tspaige1 1 year ago
Wait, so if I offer you the option of slavery or death, that makes it okay for me to make you a slave? O.o
jaxolodilnik 1 year ago
This was genius. Superior from start to finish. Funny and brutally illustrative of the apologetic nonsense.
ProfMTH 1 year ago 42
@ProfMTH Thanks Prof.
Panman38 1 year ago
@Panman38 My pleasure. I watched it like 3 times. :-)
ProfMTH 1 year ago
I guess it's true: good people will do good deeds, evil people will do evil deeds, but for a good person to do evil deeds (like justifying slavery), one needs religion.
sleazybtd 1 year ago 2
Panman38 good upload. I think people really need to sit down and re-evalutate their views. Anything besides experience is just pure theory and speculation.
imfreeinfinity 1 year ago
I do not see how anyone with even 1/3 of a brain cell could say this. What a fucking loon. Not talking about you Panman. Jezuzfeek. What a goddamn idiot.
popebiscuit666 1 year ago 2
Religious nuts are like Lord of the Ring Cosplayers.... taking a book way too far.
ORACLE063 1 year ago
Mental gymnastics really get the brain sweat flowing...
Hopeful71 1 year ago
This video is so full of win!
andreo 1 year ago
I applaud you!
ChaoticSupernova 1 year ago
I'm amazed how some religious people are and how they warp reality to make the horrors of their religion ok.
It's not...
mrx0066600 1 year ago
I knew it, Eddie is the master of the Universe.
I fuckin love it.
366z0rs 1 year ago
LOL God didnt want FORCED servitude, so he just had people killed if they didnt want to be slaves.
Staunts 1 year ago
So, Panman38, Do you get a lot of hostile comments from folks who did not read the captions beneath the video? (i.e., from folks who think you created this?) Just wondering...
CaptainMacNasty 1 year ago 7
@CaptainMacNasty I do. Check out some of the comments below.
Panman38 1 year ago 5
The lengths these retards will go to defend their precious little glorified bundle of toilet paper is mind-boggling. You literally have to be this stupid to actually read the bibull and still be a Christian. This is what it takes, people. If you talk to anybody who claims to have read the bibull and is still a Christian, this is the level of stupidity you're dealing with, because you know they had to rationalize passages like these and at some point went "Oh, that makes sense"!
Celephaith 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Well done!
EntinludeX 1 year ago
indentured serviude is corrupt sorry.
ligerman30 1 year ago
So is he willing to become my slave, I'll follow all the biblical standards...
videoguy604 1 year ago 2
I just finished watching the entire video. Just to illustrate how dishonest Xians are in their attempt to justify the evil acts of their loving....but murderous god, note what jezuzfreak said about slaves being released after 6 years! This "only" applied to Hebrew slaves, not foreigners!! He omitted that little piece of info!
God doesn't want to force us into servitude?? Is that why god tells us, in no uncertain terms, that if we choose "not to" submit, we'll be cast into the flames of Hell??
Cootabux 1 year ago
Damn, jezuzfreak is 1 sick dude!! But actually he's just a typical Fundamentalist. Listening 2 his rant about slavery just reinforces how sick the Christian religion is!
The corner all Xians get painted into is having to defend the actions of a Cosmic Terrorist! They cannot deviate from defending their god, obviously, so the further they rationalize the evil deeds of this old Volcano god, the worse they look. It's literally no different than defending the lifelong evil acts of Saddam Husein!
Cootabux 1 year ago
The point is, no matter how nice the slave master may be, he still owns you, u r property/money to him (just as the Xian god reminds us all in scripture), and should obey his every command!
Slavery is the denial of one's freedom. It's the most vile & despicable thing one human can impose on another.
My ancestors were subjected to slavery & genocide, with compliments of the Christian Church! They refused shortly after slavery was imposed. That's when the real genocide started.
Slavery is evil!
Cootabux 1 year ago
Wow! People really think like this
sambricky 1 year ago
You obviously put a lot of work into this. Only 10000 views for such a great video. Hope more people get to see it.
DontBendOverForAllah 1 year ago
Panman, you sir are a genious. JesusFreek, not so much.
passwordresetisbroke 1 year ago
this is the most ridiculous shit ever.
slotstik 1 year ago
wow... what an asshat JF777 is
nelliediddle 1 year ago
Idiot. Complete idiot. You still own people. Idiot.
zavatone 1 year ago
This is why athiests actively oppose christian stupidity.
It convinces people to do things like find justification for slavery.
Fuck this video.
Froggy711 1 year ago
LOL WILLING SUBMISSION?!
So you were to emulate god, to your servant in biblical times? What does it say god did to disobedient people in that same book? And you justified and made Christianity better how? What did god tell Christians back then to do to a disobedient slave? Because there is no such thing as a willingly submissive slave.
LOL way to dig a deeper hole for Jesus with out help from anti-theists.
SocialistReign 1 year ago
@SocialistReign
Now, now, SR.
I think that he was perfectly clear about this...
You can either be killed, or volunteer to be a slave.
It's actually a pretty reasonable proposition! ;p
SocialDemocracyFTW 1 year ago
I can't believe this!
WTF?!
AH, HAHAHAHAHA!!!
SocialDemocracyFTW 1 year ago
You are shitting me. There is no way someone said something this stupid. Is that video still up?
HappyCabbie 1 year ago 17
@HappyCabbie He removed the video a few months after posting it. As far as I know he's never explained why he removed it.
Panman38 1 year ago 12
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@Panman38 "He removed the video a few months after posting it. As far as I know he's never explained why he removed it."
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I imagine it was because Jehovah whispered in his ear, "You are making me look stupid. Stop it".
Noisegator 1 year ago
@Panman38 but he did just recently say that he still defended his viewpoints expressed there.
TheLittleDonkey 1 year ago
@Panman38 Great job!
bradjbourgeois73 11 months ago
God gave you Free Will, not chains and whips.
motelcalifornia 1 year ago
The difference between "Bible slavery," as the cartoon calls it, and American slavery is that the American system prohibited slaves from ever achieving freedom, at least in the Southern states, and it made it transgenerational, thus creating a large, captive population. In ancient times, people were either granted their freedom as a reward for good service because they had reached old age, hence usefulness, or because they paid for it.
motelcalifornia 1 year ago
@motelcalifornia
Wasn't that nice of the slave master?? After the slave is literally worn out, having busted his ass as a slave all his life, he's given freedom!! Wow!!
The only slaves that were granted freedom after 7 years was Israeli slaves. All foreign slaves were out of luck!
The Xian god also explained that the master could damn near beat his slave to death, and could beat him to death & get away with it, as long as the slave survived for at least a couple days!!
What a wonderful deity!
Cootabux 1 year ago
@Cootabux It does have one value--if the slave became free, so did his children. In that case, the chains of slavery were broken both realistically and, most importantly, legally.
motelcalifornia 1 year ago
Slavery is the same in any country. There isn't a single nation that hasn't either enslaved other people or been enslaved by others. It is the ultimate act of social anhilation.
motelcalifornia 1 year ago
"They would voluntarily allow themselves to go into slavery, and those that held fast to their own iniquity and said "y'know, no, we do not acknowledge the sovereignty of God" - God would have them killed because God didn't want forced labour."? WTF?
MandolinGuy530 1 year ago
Thats ur beliefs if ur hooked on crack!
jrfist 1 year ago
GREAT VIDEO!!!
Muslims also make the same argument about Quranic slavery. When debating them I ask if it would OK with them if America enslaved the Gitmo prisoners under the rules of slavery in the Quran.... so far have not gotten a response to this. =)
NYCAustinNYC 1 year ago
LOL. these animations only help prove how insane this man is.
Vberg56 1 year ago
Ummm ok.
I come into your home point a gun at you and give you the choice of becoming a slave or killing you?
Which do you choose ... and why?
Knightyme 1 year ago
I am fucking horrified. How could this motherfucker get him self so deluded.
Noah2112 1 year ago 33
@Noah2112 he's a religion coocoo i saw his vids - what did you expect?
cr4yv3n 1 year ago
@Noah2112 Please don't swear
Domodeath 1 year ago
@Noah2112
Haha, thats nothing.
You should hear his upload where he says he would murder his daughter if god told him to.
TheIrredeemable 11 months ago
wow
billygundum 1 year ago
Are you serious! Youtube does not give me enough space to tear your argument to shreds and it would be so easy to do, but I'm more concerned with the sickness of your mind, to even try to justify slavery in the old testament shows a lack of understanding in the bible that is breath taking. Please stick to interpreting the tellytubbys you might just be able to do that.
Horracethesmall 1 year ago
@Horracethesmall The audio is from a loony christians' (Jezuzfreek777) video, but Panman38 made a cartoon taking the piss out it, and sped up the audio. Jezuzfreek777 took the original video down.
Jezuzfreek777 recently took down another video essentially saying "If god asked me to kill my child, I hope I'd have the faith to obey god's will".
DooMDrat 1 year ago
@DooMDrat Ah my mistake i was just skimming through vids and what was said just got my ire up. Sorry Panman38. thanks DoomDrat. But this guy jezuzfreek realy thinks that, i'm gona cut my comment and stick it on the right channel.
Horracethesmall 1 year ago
And some people thick that theists are not delusional.
Katalyzt
Katalyzt 1 year ago
LOL! why do you talk about moral.. your not moral your defending slavery! the bible is sick
JollSSteR 1 year ago
the guy talking is jesusfreak777...panman made the animation making fun of him silly...panman is on our side.
yngmalm 1 year ago
yeah, i was talking to Jezuzfreak, still i dont know why i commented it here, but...
JollSSteR 1 year ago
FYI JollSSteR et al,
Jezuzfreek removed the original video a month or two after he posted it, but he never retracted it. So this is the only place to discuss the disgusting views put forward in the video and Jezuzfreek's severe delusions.
I think eventually some fellow christians convinced him that, although he was right biblically (jesus says human slavery is acceptable, so it must not be ALL bad), that the optics were "problematic" and it was best for recruiting purposes to remove the video.
frid9999 1 year ago
Ash @ 2:12 FTW!! You sir are a master...
FairCogent 2 years ago
Kudos for noticing him :D
Panman38 2 years ago
@FairCogent who's ash?
manhattanwombat 1 year ago
The scene is taken from the movie Army of Darkness, in which Ash is the hero. Go rent it and up your geek score.
FairCogent 1 year ago
What kind of reasoning is this???, Jezuzfreek777 is a complete Idiot!!
VanguardForce2010 2 years ago 2
It's "I know these things depicted in the Bible are wrong, but I still want to consider it a moral guide" reasoning.
TBTabby 1 year ago
Great interpretation! I saw JF777's video months ago and flipped out at its display of stupidity. This does it justice for sure.
Jtomczak7959 2 years ago
Eddie! Up the Irons!
DarwinsChihuahua 2 years ago
Nine months on this continues to be one of my most favorite YT vids. Jezuzfreek exposes himself to be completely morally bankrupt, pure bible-inspired evil - absolutely priceless!
frid9999 2 years ago 28
Thanks.
I believe the original jezuzfreek video to be one of the stupidest things ever posted on youtube.
Panman38 2 years ago 5
controversal WTF it pretty much agreed that slavery is wrong
jileel 2 years ago
Holy FSM this is the most hilarious (and offensive) thing I've seen in such a long time.
Great work!
sy1234 2 years ago
What a tosser. Great vid, excellent illustrations and mocking.
samuelthestrong 2 years ago
This was hilarious, thanks for the awesome video!
TRAyres 2 years ago
This is without a doubt one of the stupidest things I have ever heard come out of another person's mouth. Wow. Just....wow.
KaaSerpent 2 years ago 3
I'm sorry but i think youre messed up.
johnnydark 2 years ago
Mary Waterton makes me hot, because she's so close to Hell, herself. Hypocrite! I've been to Hell. The ranting down from there from Satan sounds a lot like Mary Waterton's demonic bile. THIS video is the reason I fully reject demonic interpretations of the Bible, which are as bad as the Nazi's interp of Nietzsche. Reject them fervently; otherwise, they will send this country into oblivion. These people must be resisted at every turn, where ever they speak, where ever they spew their lies.
MisterPeabody 2 years ago
so loving someone means letting them keep their eyes and teeth? THEN I LOVE EVERYONE! HOORAY!
Samodrei 2 years ago 2
If atheists ever gained the upper hand in society, we would ALL BE THEIR slaves, and they would use evolution as the justification. But as it stands, they are unproductive sacks of manure, so they tend to remain on the bottom rung of society.
MaryWaterton 2 years ago
Evolution doesn't justify slavery.
You are a twit.
brokenskyy 2 years ago 3
Au contraire, pierre. The Nazi's of the 1930's used the evolutionary philosophy of the Nietzsche to justify everything from their military conquests to concentration camps.
MaryWaterton 2 years ago
Yet Hitler himself was religious and used religion to justify his genocide. Gee, rape, murder, genocide, etc. What atrocity aren't you christians behind?
brokenskyy 2 years ago
Your ignorance is history is typical. Hitler rejected Christianity as the "religion of the weak". What atrocities aren't you atheists behind? Like your father the Devil, you are full of lies and false accusations.
MaryWaterton 2 years ago
Here is a quote of a speech that Hitler once gave. "Christ was the greatest early fighter in the battle against the world enemy, the Jews ... The work that Christ started but could not finish, I -- Adolf Hitler -- will conclude."
You know what is funny. You say the devil is my father and yet the devil's father is God. Your all loving, all knowing, and all powerful god created the devil. Wow, God is a dumbass. Also, I only have one father and while he has faults, I wouldn't call him devil
brokenskyy 2 years ago 2
Jesus Christ was a Jew, you poor delude moral reprobate. Your lies are so transparent.
That is correct. God created Lucifer and honored him as the highest angel in all of heaven. So how did Lucifer repay God for this high honor? By trying to overthrow Him. God created you too, and you are behaving just like your father the Devil ... with rebellion. You will have your chance to insult God to His face, right before He flings you into Hell forever.
MaryWaterton 2 years ago
I'm not lying, that is what Hitler said. Just because what he said was silly, doesn't negate the fact that he thought genocide was his christian mission. Lol, isn't god all knowing? He would've known lucifer would rebel before he even created the universe. Your god is either dumb or just cruel. Like I said, the devil isn't my father. Before you sink further into your delusion, tell me why your all knowing god seems suprised all the time in the bible. He is supposed to be all knowing.
brokenskyy 2 years ago 3
silly christian, getting all worked up and capitalizing god and such. life makes so much more sense when you let go of your superstition.
DyfnalltDH 2 years ago 3
wow, really, ridiculously wrong
DyfnalltDH 2 years ago
This is the biggest load of crap I have ever seen....ever. You religious guys are funny with your way of justifying almost anything by just saying 'that's what God wanted', or 'God determined that these societies were evil so he had them enslaved/conquered'. I had to rewind it a couple times because I was laughing over the narration.
WilliamRayWalters 2 years ago
Please keep doing these =)
100% fucking win.
newexperiment 2 years ago
haahaa brillant.
ndjarnag 2 years ago
this is one fucked up way of thinking. a fine example of what reading the bible will do to you after time. you learn to explain away almost anything.
RDJim 2 years ago 2
I hope someone makes you a slave someday. Plus you're also a fuckin liar.
TRUCKEEDOG666 2 years ago
Please tell me someone has a copy of his original on dailymotion or metacafe or something?
newexperiment 2 years ago
all I can find is some of the original audio on another critique video
watch?v=y3illPzRAg8
newexperiment 2 years ago
I'm SO favoriting this! AWESOME! Epic win!
kimberlyliles 2 years ago
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I can't believe you twist JF's word around like this!!!
sunnz 2 years ago
twisted his words are you kidding its JF speaking. the animation just show no matter how you cut it owning someone as property is wrong. if not go take a Muslim neighbor down the street as your slave. see if he see the difference. here is something you might grasp god sends down 1000 lbs of shit he calls it holy shit later you walk outside and see another 1000 lbs of shit but this shit is just plain shit. what is the difference from gods shit and normal shit?
noproofforjesus 2 years ago 3
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The christian way is the holy way it can't be wrong.
sunnz 2 years ago
I think we have here a manifestation of poe's law.
newexperiment 2 years ago
I think we have here a manifestation of poe's law. Look at the next reply.
newexperiment 2 years ago
What next reply? I am lost please PM me if you can.
sunnz 2 years ago
That was adressing noproofforjesus to look at your comment. which was sarcastic. you're comment was sarcastic right?