Metroid High School - Samus is Praegnent, the unrated edition

[thenightmarebeforeha]

Samus... distruseted... ? OH SHIT SHE'S THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!1

[TheMizuPanda]

"Then he heard Samus say the four words that would change his life."

"Ridley... I'm praegnent."

*eyetwitch*

[alisria]

My favourite part was the sexy music in the background.

[keybearersora]

I listened to the first sentence and nearly puked. PEOPLE ACTUALLY WRITE THESE THINGS. WEEP FOR HUMANITY'S FUTURE.

[SlashFirestorm]

My Inner Life's sex scenes seem brilliant in comparison!

[BlizzardtheWolf97]

Sometimes I wonder how people can convince themselves that they're good writers. I mean, they can't all be trolls! .3.

[MoonIMover]

Space dragons are hot.

[LeRach]

"for ten minutes"

Best sex ever.

[frostythesasquatch]

That was the sexiest thing I have ever heard. I just couldn't contain myself.

[ITTMoses]

Holy shit. This is hilarious.

[WilliamTylerFlack]

I think the real question is who the hell he was getting "some requests for an extended version of Samus is Praegnent" from. Because, seriously, what the fuck IS this.

[Hureno100]

I lost it when the "music" started

[TotalFreakZoid]

-cringes at all the grammar, and spelling mistakes- How could you guys go for 8 minutes!

[Dreamer00]

@TotalFreakZoid This actually isn't horrible. Not compared to My Immortal or Legolas by Laura. The main lul factor for me is how obvious it is this was written by a 12 year old.

[TotalFreakZoid]

@Dreamer00 True

[DocRavage]

@Dreamer00

Or, it could be that... wait for it... all of these are written by trolls perhaps? Srsly, it's pretty clear that this author is a troll and that Tara is a troll. Laura, I'm not so sure about, but that's only because his/her story's pretty short. Non troll horrible fic writers would be something more like Linksqueen or that guy who wrote Anonymity Rectified.

[Dreamer00]

@DocRavage Still easier to read than those fics, whether they are troll fics or not.

[DocRavage]

@Dreamer00

That probably makes them even more repulsive.

[braintheif90]

COMMA COMMA COMMA CHAMELION!

[Ninja1Ninja2]

The a capella porn music you used was hillariously sexual.

[WilliamTylerFlack]

why

[mrbobmanbob]

...Uh.

Hold on, I'm supposed to have a coherent reaction to teenaged Ridley plowing teenaged Samus? Goddammit, internet.

[TheHelldragon]

Ha ha, we also read this on the HellfireComms stream. It's a total riot.

[Kolbatsu]

You telling me there's more Metroid High School?

[manwithoutabody]

@Kolbatsu No, this about as far as it goes.