Disclosure is Here! President admits UFO's are REAL!

[cleftic909]

The black face paint is really racist and it's sad because most of you guys don't even know why.

[benthejrporter]

@cleftic909 No it's not racist! What other colour was I meant to paint myself if I'm impersonating Barack Obama then?

[lawofpolarity]

I almost laughed at your black face...

[benthejrporter]

@lawofpolarity I couldn't get the paint on round my eyes properly. It made them sting and water.

[pmsan29]

Al Jolson? 

[benthejrporter]

@pmsan29 My mammy!

[t0rec7e7]

lol, this was funny. What the hell did you smear all over your face? Shoe polish? :D

[benthejrporter]

@t0rec7e7 Thanks, mate. It was proper face-paint from a novelty shop. But it ended up a bit patchy as you can see.

[quester111]

oh blimey Ben, strange things happen to people who visit Leeds :-)

Have you heard the strange tale about the Pudsey treacle mines?

[benthejrporter]

@quester111 No. Is that an urban myth?

[TheAmethystScorpion]

Obama sounds like Benny Hill hahahaahah

[benthejrporter]

@TheAmethystScorpion He looks a bit like him too... I do a bit.

[TheCaptainLulz]

Ben...Let me remind you what the first letter in UFO stands for, and its not alien flying saucers. its UNIDENTIFIED!!! and if its UNIDENTIFIED, that means you dont know what it is. Does that compute.

[benthejrporter]

@TheCaptainLulz Of course. I'm aware of that. Why do you ask?

[Frgr91]

Brilliant video! If that day ever comes I'm sure its my last!

[benthejrporter]

@Frgr91 I'll be heading for the hills too! Thanks

[xTROJANxX]

Haaaaaaa brilliant video  great upload cheers mate

[benthejrporter]

@xTROJANxX Thanks, TX

[benthejrporter]

@angrytoad1 You're welcome, mate. If only I could actually sing like that.

[Omegahybridx]

@benthejrporter Fire or...

Ben has taken up coal mining in his spare time. He's a chimney sweep. His clothes bleed. He bathes in blackberry jam. He got drunk and his daughter did it, maybe. Bp has NOT finished the clean up! Ben saves money on plungers. He sweats shoe polish. He jumped out of a black frosted cake. Ben had a vicious paper cut and I think the wound has turned gangrenous. There is nothing like a roll in hot tar.

"You are black, I am white. Life's an Eskimo pie... lets take a bite!"

[benthejrporter]

@Omegahybridx Have you been spying on me, OHX? :-0 ;-)

[SovereignBeing]

@Omegahybridx no its marmite...

[roaringwaterbay]

Ben, were you in a fire?

[benthejrporter]

@roaringwaterbay Is it that bad?

[roaringwaterbay]

@benthejrporter no, many people have survived a fire and gone on to live productive lives.

[misterjackofficial]

In my opinion disclosure would only happen if it was beneficial politically and if it was to happen they'd most likely stage something so that they wouldn't have to admit all the cover ups.

[benthejrporter]

@misterjackofficial That's my suspicion... even if it could happen any way which I doubt.

[misterjackofficial]

Your best video yet! Sorry Ben, I couldn't help but respond to that skeptic below.

[benthejrporter]

@misterjackofficial No worries, Jack. Beetzart needs to be corrected!

[Omegahybridx]

@benthejrporter Or to anyone here who knows... What is the "problem" with cveitch? Recently I have heard him and you (Ben) reference his diminished acceptance by his local contemporaries. What was the catalyst for this and what is the issue of contention? I know I should ask cveitch, but quite honestly, he has an arrogant certitude and hostility about him that I find grating, much like fingernails on a chalkboard.

Pleasing and thanking you for the help in understanding.

[benthejrporter]

@Omegahybridx Hi OHX. Charlei Veitch has a huge ego and I've often thought that one day it would trip him up! Also he may well have fallen foul of the Derren Brown-trained psychologists who work for the BBC! Hopefully soon he'll go out and get drunk, come home and have a cold shower and realize what a terrible mistake he's made.

[Kroaky]

Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I dont reckon that's the real Barack Obama! There's something just a little bit different about him!! - Normally I'd agree that they all look the same!!

[benthejrporter]

@Kroaky Do you doubt me, my fellow American!?

[itsabomberscope]

LOL great vid Ben. In the thumb nail image for this video, you look like Mugabe! lol

[benthejrporter]

@itsabomberscope I've changed it. I've realized it will take more than facepaint to make me resemble Obama properly.

[goodblood44]

might need to polish the yankie accent but very entertaining, more please!

[benthejrporter]

@goodblood44 Thanks, GB. I did it better when I was rehearsing. Maybe it's subconscious revenge against Dick van Dyke!

[goodblood44]

@benthejrporter lol, after I watched you again your accent made it anyway, keep up the great work!

[benthejrporter]

@goodblood44 Will do, mate. Thanks.

[misterjackofficial]

Legendary

[benthejrporter]

@misterjackofficial Thanks, Mr J

[radeshnarine]

you mis some area on your face

[benthejrporter]

@radeshnarine I had to wash it out of my eyes a bit!

[TheOldTotesMcgotes]

LOL epic, man, epic.

[benthejrporter]

@TheOldTotesMcgotes thanks, OTM

[AZUREGLIDE]

You look like a cross between Hannibel Lector and a very scary demon from Hell - oh well that is Barry Seotro after all !! Very entertaining Sir.

[benthejrporter]

@AZUREGLIDE Thanks, mate. I thought it best to badly parody his appearence seeing as I couldn't resemble Obama.

[c4mp3r0r]

Great video and one of your funniest ones! :) Even BUTT cant beat it, Mr. President! still ROFLin ;)))

[benthejrporter]

@c4mp3r0r Butt says: "Yes I fuckin' can! The president DOES NOTHING!" :-)

[MarkHallUK1]

Well done Ben!!!!!!

[benthejrporter]

@MarkHallUK1 Thanks, Mark. Good to see you on YT

[Bardotbardot]

I've got an idea. You could do one of David Cameron talking about getting tough with the rioters

[benthejrporter]

@Bardotbardot I'll give it a go!

[thumminxy]

WTF!

[Bardotbardot]

Ha ha ha! Love it! You also look really good in a suit

[benthejrporter]

@Bardotbardot Thanks x

[beetzart77]

You are quite, quite mad! Seriously though there is no evidence of aliens, remember the Fermi Paradox? Is this all to to do with post exoconference blues, you are away from your buddies etc? You have been pumped full of bullshit and this is an expression of that. There is also no free energy; laws of thermodynamics, etc...

[benthejrporter]

@beetzart77 Yes there is evidence of aliens! There is also Free Energy. The whole point of this video was to satirize the political problems with that.

[beetzart77]

@benthejrporter There is not evidence of aliens apart from the flimsy anecdotal nonsense. There is also no free energy. Why do you convince yourself of this stuff when there is nothing to back it up? Please provide bona fide empirical evidence and I might take you seriously.

[AZUREGLIDE]

@beetzart77 I think you are dead inside.

[Omegahybridx]

@beetzart77 I hear what your saying, OK, but the personal insults aren't only unnecessary, you demean yourself and the argument. I would assert the main thrust of the video is to think about what government gains from, what I would call relevant disclosure. TRY to imagine if someone posted to a video of yours, talking to you like you are here, EVEN IF THEY WERE RIGHT, how would you digest that post?

[Omegahybridx]

@beetzart77 Would you reply, "Well, you called me crazy and said I was pumped full of bullshit from my friends, but you have totally swayed me! You are right and I am wrong!" No, you wouldn't, I wouldn't and I doubt nearly anybody would. This is important, suppose you say no evidence, I say not enough, and Ben says there is. Well clearly everyone who doesn't think exactly like me about everything is a f-ing tosser. That is you... that is what you sound like.

[Omegahybridx]

@beettzart77 Riddle me this beetman(sorry I couldn't resist), how come Ben and I don't talk to each other like that? That's right, you can respond with honesty or derision, your choice. I know we would all prefer you join the conversation.

[itsabomberscope]

@beetzart77 The sun would be one source of free energy, wind power, tidal energy, geothermal heating, solar power. Yes you have to initially build systems to harvest it, but once up and running its a winner. Desert solar arrays are also in effect. Fermi paradox is not a scientific law, its a working guess at why in theory no advanced race has been here.

[misterjackofficial]

@beetzart77 your so domesticated and brainwashed by the system it's unbelievable. Theirs no evidence that the white house has a toilet, that doesn't mean it's not there. Theirs no evidence that Ann Widdecombe is a virgin, doesn't mean she's ever got laid. Emancipate your mind my friend.

[beetzart77]

@misterjackofficial Don't you think if aliens where amongst us everyone would know, not just a few crackpots slapping each other's backs.

[misterjackofficial]

@beetzart77 No one said Aliens were amongst us, your words were "their is no evidence that aliens exist" out of all those stars in the milky way alone you are suggesting not one has planets hospitable for life. Ok, let's say that true, what about any of the other charted galaxies? What about those not charted? Does not one star have any planets hospitable for life, are we really the only intelligent life sir?

[beetzart77]

@misterjackofficial How can you tell that form a couple of posts? You people like to live a cosy little buble where you can make anything up. Then along comes someone to pop it and you get all upset. There are no aliens amongst us, Hagbard has delusions of grandeur.

[misterjackofficial]

@beetzart77 Well like I said no one said their are aliens amongst us, ok lets say all those contactees are lying or are deluded, after all you can't take their word for it, that would be blind faith. But how do you explain intimate knowledge of Sirius A & B in the Koran, the beliefs of the dogon and the Ancient Egyptian texts? That's just one example. Did the ancients take a lucky guess? Did they have advanced telescopes?

[Omegahybridx]

@benthejrporter P.S. I want Larry's job.

[benthejrporter]

@Omegahybridx You can have it. I expect he's been sacked! LOL

[TedAddic]

lol



[benthejrporter]

@TedAddic Thanks.

[Omegahybridx]

@benthejrporter Black face esque make up has for me, a heavy stigma attached to it. I don't believe for a second your intent was in this vein at all. I agree that government disclosure is a joke. Think about it like this, the government tells a good secret like Ben postulates, his representation while intentionally comical, would be fairly accurate. Conversely, the government tells a bad secret, even one made honestly with the best of intentions, how would YOU perceive them? Not enough room ahhh

[benthejrporter]

@Omegahybridx Thanks, OHX. I've often found that satire is a good way of illustrating anything. This hopefully reverals the political difficulties with Disclosure. I don't like political correctness and so didn't see anything wrong with "blacking up". This is just so I could accurately impersonate Obama.

[Omegahybridx]

@benthejrporter I knew it was so. Cheers Ben.

[philipsmovies]

Very frightening indeed. Amazing what you can do with boot polish. The phone calls could be expanded, hilarious. Excellent satire.

[benthejrporter]

@philipsmovies Thanks, Phil. Luckily it washed off OK.

[61shirley]

Love the American accent lol, your loopy, this film is ace!!!!

[benthejrporter]

@61shirley Thanks, Shirley. The accent was probably the thing I was worried about the most.

[EdmundMatthewsTVOW]

fantastic 

[benthejrporter]

@EdmundMatthewsTVOW Thanks, Ed.

[nspatchcock]

Nice! You blacked up and everything!

[benthejrporter]

@nspatchcock Thanks. It's very un-PC I know, but I've never been one to worry about things like that.

[itchithethrilla]

LOL classic!! very controversial but classic!

[benthejrporter]

@itchithethrilla Thanks, mate. I've a feeling I'll get some stick for it, but so be it. I mean only to satirize the political issue, not black people. Obama's colour is irrelevent I think.