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  • Fuck Jim Rome. Derp derp de derr. Caveman don't understand anything new. How do you have your own show? Do you know how I know your a complete retard? You like Alexi Lalas. The dumbest shit to represent soccer...ever.

  • LMAO at wjaiv

  • This guy is a fucking epic asshole

  • Simple mind, He just don't undersatnd the passion involved in football but he like going to a fatball game eating a big hotdog and watch men in spandex touch each other for 5hours while u only get about 2 mins of real sport. I would love to c him say that in the UK or any other country thats not the usa.

  • JIM ROME SUCKS DICK, JIM ROME SUCKS DICK, JIM ROME SUCKS DICK, JIM ROME SUCKS DICK, JIM ROME SUCKS DICK, JIM ROME SUCKS DICK, JIM ROME SUCKS DICK, JIM ROME SUCKS DICK, JIM ROME SUCKS DICK.

  • this guy jim rome sucks so much dick that he makes Jenna Jmeson and Linda Lovelace look like catholic nuns.

  • @Slotten68 the reason that u think eggball is more entertaining is because your fatass needs an excuse to have moree bareques fucking about to fall asleep cuz u bored at least i understand eggball n again we dont talk shit because its the most populaur sport ever

  • When he said 'Theory Henry' I laughed so hard I nearly shat a lung.

    Honestly, forgetting about the football (soccer) vs eggball argument, the real problem here is that this passes as humour in America. Hell, you guys can't even spell humour.

    Trollololololololololol

  • @StooBainbridge ya i guess somebody should tell you it is spelled humor. And to Americans making fun of soccer is so much fun just because it is so easy. 

  • @putzbasterd Sorry putz, but until you invent your own language, it's spelt humour. Making fun of football (for hand-egg fans - read that as as 'soccer') is pretty easy, but this guy really sucks at it. How can someone with that much fake tan call anything gay?

  • @StooBainbridge humor

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  • @StooBainbridge T G L - Tan, Gym, Laundry

  • @putzbasterd Had to google that :D If those guys on Jersey Shore are teaching lifestyle philosophy over in the states, then you guys really have problems.

  • im american and the reason is just simply no one knows anything about the sport, its the same in europe with american football they all think its stupid but they dont understand it but actually both sports are really good sports, people are just ignorant and cant accept that they dont understand the sport so they just say it sucks

  • Hilarious

  • throw this guy some leather clothes and toss him back to the blue öyster club.....

  • soccer is gay

  • I am a soccer fan but I think Jim Rome is funny as hell.

  • Soccer sucks.

  • This man is my Idol.

  • Why I will always support Rome: Soccer sucks

  • theory henry lol.

  • most sports in america are boring as hell but we dont take the piss

  • ahhhh americans a big waste of time, and motherfucking theory henry, this ignorant motherfucker

  • At least he said pitch!

  • I don't think Jim Rome actually hates soccer. His arguments are the same arguments as 80% of America, but in reality, none of those arguments are any good. "Soccer is too long?" It's only 90 minutes, and its continuous. American football has more commercials and time-outs and it's longer than any other sport in the world. Football isn't really a high scoring game either, what the game ended 21-7? That's because each touchdown is worth 6 +1 for the field goal. American football is BORING!!

  • @tophu1021 Soccer is extremely boring. I'd argue that "American football" is without question the most entertaining TV sport there is. Why else could they get away with making a 60 minute game 3.5 hours? Its edge of your seat action every single play. When I watch soccer I'm on the edge of my seat because I'm about to fall asleep and land face first on the floor.

  • why d fuck dis he still watch soccer then, oh and his kids well and up to like soccer best fucking sport of all time. sport that has been longer in dis world than any of the all the sports jim is fan of.

  • Jim Rome your NFL Americanfootball sucks major donkey balls ok, its no better, I would never watch a full NFL Americanfootball game why?? Lets see a 45 minute game into a 3 hour project who wants to watch commericals all the time where is the sport? NFL needs to rethink there sport, Rugby is a more mans sport where they man handle each other and hardly where any pads at all...NFL sucks, and Baseketball sucks too.

  • Lol Jim Rome will never come around to care for soccer.

  • Why do I think this is fake

  • He can't even pronounce Thierry, right.

  • Every sport has their fans and I happen to be a soccer guy I love it. I'll admit it I used to hate it then I saw the international aspect of it and all the history I just fell in love. To be honest eventually Jim Rome will be fired because he doesn't like soccer. 20 years America will be the soccer powerhouse u guys just wait. USA 2014 even though Germany is gonna win it.

  • whats up the silence?

    he likes to pause...

  • rick rolled ahhhhhhhhhhh

  • jim rome has got to be the worlds biggest douchebag

  • TROLOLOLO!!!

    Rome will NEVER turn on Soccer.....and I agree with a lot of his beliefs.

    SOCCER SUCKS!!!

  • Rome must've "run" those who took him seriously when this was originally broadcast, lol.

  • Lol, Futbol is obviously not an American sport. I don't see anything wrong with it. But then again, I guess watching cars turning left all day long is something America takes pride in.

  • soccer sucks

  • the only thing good about soccer is getting orange slices from your mom at half time

  • You spend so much time talking about soccer Jim.. I can't say how many times you have said the word Soccer, and Theory Henry.. Deep down inside, Jim, ..you really love soccer

  • soccer sucks

  • And this guy gets paid to be this much of a dumbass!

  • This is fucking hilarious!!!

  • I love Rome trying to rationalize his 180's on horse racing and NASCAR. He now embraces horse racing because its lucrative and he makes money off of it as an owner. Of course its an awesome sport to him. NASCAR now airs many of its races on ESPN, the same network that carries Jim Rome Is Burning. Can't be bashing one of the network's golden children on said network!

  • @avsfan331940

    You're aware that ESPN broadcasts Premier League matches? Logic fail is a failure.

    Besides the fact that Rome's radio show is independent of ESPN, so he can say whatever he wants.

  • This man makes me ashamed of my country.

  • @wjaiv Why? You guys have so much more to be ashamed of than one smartass radio show host.

  • @wjaiv I'm extremely proud of Rome for telling it like it is. My country doesn't stand for soccer's many shenanigans.

  • @hoagmatt Telling it like it is? What exactly does he point out? What's his point? Soccer is boring? Wow. No american has ever labeled soccer boring before. Groundbreaking stuff from Rome. He has no idea what he's talking about and his ignorance is embarrassing.

  • @hoagmatt Im so proud of that comment.

  • @wjaiv LOL you must like soccer. 

  • @wjaiv Not me he makes me proud because about 80 percent of us Americans feel like this.

  • Thou doth protest too much me thinks.

  • how the yanks can watch football if u dont know the "OFF SIDE RULE" ,if u dont know it u cant understand the game thats why football dont make sense to you ,once u got it u can tell why they pass it back and all they do on the pitch .

  • @hiredgun24 Soccer is awful. Rome said all that needs to be said about soccer.

  • i do know about it and the kind of people who support it

  • You're lame Jim!

  • This guys a moron. Possibly gay for alexi lawless. Shame soccer isn't big in the US (my country). ggmu

  • @robbiesoho it sucks thats why

  • @rock508 chewing some dip and speaking your mind eh?

  • @robbiesoho you don't chew dip eh... why do you care soccer dosn't matter in the us?...

  • @rock508 No I don't..ha. I care for a lot of reasons. Soccer is isn't big in america because corps. like coca-cola can't make that much money advertising in a 90 min of a soccer game. They CAN make millions off a 3 hour baseball/football game so they do that and that is what gets you on TV here.

  • @robbiesoho right the corp world is to blame... you must be a supporter of obamacare

  • @rock508 Not them. Lazy Americans who unconditionally buy what their sold. You must be one of these people. Btw idk anything about obamacare I doubt you know a whole lot about it either

  • He might well be pants-on-head retarded if he fails to get a straw in a Capri-sun. As for his nonsensical soccer rant, his logic is completely flawed. If a goal was worth 10 points instead of one he'd piss his pants and love the sport. Ridiculous.

  • Whats there not to get? It's just a sport. If you don't like it, then leave it alone. Not many people here in England like baseball or NFL but we don't sit around bashing it and making fun of it and picking apart every aspect of it when the Super Bowl or World Series rolls around.

  • watch?v=2sD_8prYOxo

  • It's funny how this cunt calls the French striker: “ThÉory HÉnry”. It shows he has never heard of him before.

  • @allegromarcato Who cares, Rome is right on, Soccer does suck, Proud to be American. Our Football owns World Futbol.......

  • @BDFCBig At least say “football sucks“, the shit you played is called ‘grid iron’ or ‘rugby for pussies,’ it ain't football !

  • This guy is a cancer to sport!

  • Jim Rome can do whatever he wants, who gives a fuck hes an idiot piece of shit pseudo reporter that wants to blow alexi lalas, and black Nba players in the locker room. And so do his fans. So im gonna keep enjoying the world's best sport, and yes im an american. Real american (not a spicfuck)

  • @Draxsilver - Glad to see there are more americans like myself who are born and raised here who follow the world's game.

  • fuck soccer! football is a real sport!

  • @stevekach FUCK YOU

  • @Draxsilver NO FUCK YOU! Soccer fag!!

  • @stevekach go blow jim rome or an nba chimp

  • I really hate soccer, but I really love FUTBOL.

  • @TonHernandez86 bad joke?

  • @TonHernandez86 it's football!

  • @allegromarcato that is my point. I wanted to say that the name of the sport is not soccer, it is football. But I realized that if write "I really hate soccer, but I really like football" everybody was going to think that the word football was in reference to the American Football, so wrote the word FUTBOL (spanish) to make the distintion.

  • @TonHernandez86 Use the word when you write in Spanish. The sport is know internationally as football. I don't call the other sport football; I call it rugby with helmets! Look for Cleese's video on football. It's funny, you'll like it!

  • he said henry's name long

  • If i could kill anyone in the world it would be this cock sucking american fuckhead who knows absolutely nothing about about the worlds greatest sport

  • @frenchie900 This sport sucks!! Only sport i no of that men literally cry in.

  • I FUCKING HATE SOCCER WITH A PASSION

  • @PennyWisee14 Good ....Stay away from it..LOL

  • so the guys goin on about how he hates soccer cus its full of cheaters and then he goes on about how if you're not cheatin you're not tryin........*sigh*

  • I love soccer, but when he called Thierry Henry "Theory Henry" I just burst out laughing!

  • @PowerswitchEngage hahaha it cracked me up too. I hate soccer though and agree with him on so many things about it. Full of a bunch of pussies.

  • As a rugby player, it is so funny when I play soccer now and again. Basically if the ball is not within a 20m radius, you dont do jack shit and just stand there, it is such a selfish sport when you see one player just running on his own, not thinking to pass it to his 'teammates' and then ends up losing the ball, possibly diving on the floor depending on what he feels like.

  • @jrklein27 Are you? Any damn sport is tougher than soccer.

  • @idontlike101 You try running non-stop for an hour and a half. In American football, you get a 10 minute break every 5 minutes, In basketball you get a break every 5 minutes, and in baseball you hardly run at all.

  • @Headcheezonium Not really, in soccer you don't run for the full hour and a half, in fact they're not running more like fucking jogging, in american football, you contact which uses more strength, in basketball you jump and run, baseball tests you mental ability, strength, and endurance, in soccer all you do is jogg around back and forth.

  • @idontlike101 You've obviously only watched an MLS game. You need to watch a game in Europe before you make judgement.

  • @Headcheezonium I have and it the same thing. Kick a bal back and forth. Jog the whole game.

  • @Headcheezonium He's never heard of tactics

  • @idontlike101 you must be a fucking moron to think any of that shit! have you ever even watched soccer? or basketball? or baseball? literally nothing you said is not fucking imbecilic at best.

  • @15thavenueboys Yes I've watched every sport I love every sport besides soccer, what it athletic about running back and forth. simple as that. Lately seems like you havent watch that piece of shit.

  • @idontlike101 then basketball isn't athletic.

  • @15thavenueboys Well then not really, but at least your jumping to reach a net that is 10ft tall.

  • @Headcheezonium

    Soccer doesn't have you run non-stop for an hour and half. The action merely shifts up-field or down-field, and the 3 or 4 players around the ball (except for set plays) are the ones actively playing the ball, at this time the others are not doing anything.

  • @suryavajra It's better than all the American sports, where you get a 10 minute break for advertisements every few plays.

  • @Headcheezonium

    That is nothing more than a subjective argument. You like soccer becuase you grew up on it. I actually used to like soccer and then I turned sour on the whole thing. Just freaking tired of falling asleep in the 30th minute and waking up in 88th minute to find the score, nil-nil....lol! And mind you, these were Champions League Games.

  • @idontlike101 not really golf

  • soccer game last 90 min. baseball games last 5 hours. baseball is thee worst "sport" in the world hahahahah real athletic baseball is. Hitting a ball with a bat. Hmmm i wonder whats going to happen in this baseball game today? do you thing someones going to do the same thing over and over for the whole game?

  • @miklaylay30 Its much more than that you fucking idiot. Soccer lasts about 1hr 30m and I heard that players run an average 6miles in the game, so there running about 2 miles per 30ms, That is pathetic. All you do is kick around a ball bakck and forth every time. Baseball, many things can happen, you hit a single, double, triple, or a home run. The players have to know all the situations that can roll out. Soccer sucks bud, everybody should just accept it. Dont get pussy tight about it.

  • @idontlike101

    there's so much complexity in the bull pen alone....what kind of pitch to throw at a certain count. What location you need to pitch to right hander as opposed to a lefty...etc.

  • @suryavajra Exactly! Baseball is one tough sport. There are too many decisions to do, there is so many situations, and you have to adjust to the outcome. Soccer on the other hand is nothing but kicking a ball back and forth into a net.

  • @idontlike101

    Oh for sure.....and on the other side there are counts when the batter should just let rip, and counts where the batter shouldn't even swing at. A baseball game is really interesting just because as you said, there's so much depth, a lot happening within the game.

  • @suryavajra Yes honeslty once you start thinking about it, it's like one of the toughest sports to play. Just trying to hit a fastball going at about 90-99mph, curveballs, change ups, etc. Baseball should be called "the king of sports" not soccer.

  • @idontlike101

    funny thing is that the hardest pitch is actually one of the most slowest: the knuckleball. How many pitchers in MLB throw the knuckle ball?? 1?? Maybe 2??

  • @suryavajra Yeap ironic huh? But I think it's like 1 from the Red Sox?

  • @idontlike101

    Totally ironic. It's Tim Wakefield. The great thing about him is that because of the knuckleball he'll never have to worry about pitch count or a tired arm. They can bring him in as a starter or a reliever and on back to back nights.

  • hilarious that he thinks soccer is a long game, it takes 90-100 minutes give or take a few minutes, an average football game is on for 3 hours, baseball 4+. jim rome sucks all he does is bitch.

  • i am american and i think tackleball or football is getting very boring abd i think it was about time we all americans watch soccer.face it soccer should be called football cuz u usin your foot and kickin a ball.soccer all da way wins overall.

  • @huanca8900

    If I were you, I'd be looking into rugby.

  • @suryavajra hahaha naw really.

  • @huanca8900

    I'm serious...

  • Like it or not it is the fastest growing sport in the U.S.

    Oh and NASCAR is not a sport. Ur just driving in a circle. F1 is a sport because u turn left and right.

    I'll try not to blow ur minds but u can turn right and left in a race where u don't do 500 laps in one big circle.

    Oh and football Is still more popular and u can actually use ur feet.

  • Football will always be the best sport in the world, American football that is.

  • @DavidCastoe Actually it's not. Hate to break it to you. Worldwide it's not even top 5

  • @vladradforpres5 Well, whoever said worldwide we are talking about America. The NFL makes more money yearly than the MLB and NBA combined. Considering how many more games the NBA and MLB play per year than the NFL thats a big deal. I don't know why the rest of the world wants soccer to be big here, if it was our soccer league would make more money and steal all the best players from europe. I don't think europeans would like that.

  • @DavidCastoe You said worldwide. That's the reason I replied to your comment. I'm aware the NFL is the top dog among pro AMerican sports leagues. The rest of the world actually doesn't want the US to get into soccer because they know if we did, we'd absolutely dominate. I agree the Europeans don't want us playing.

  • @vladradforpres5

    Which leads to another point, why do you think FIFA raised such a hissy fit on the NASL?? Or that in order to host the World Cup, the NASL had to not only scrap all of it's ''North American inspired rules'' AND take a backseat to the MLS which is, let's face it, an inferior product foised on us by FIFA??

  • @vladradforpres5 its more like 20th

  • The only thing that's hateful than soccer are the fans. Pea brained idiots that, in addition to what JR mentioned, sat in the stands every game pointlessly blowing irritating horns non stop for 3 & 1/2 hours. What a mentality that takes. Almost as sensible as 22 jerks kicking a ball around a half acre lawn to a stalemate, playing a game designed for Thalidomide babies. Here comes a 60 yd punt! I'll field it with my skull! It's a waste of good athletes.

  • @rogerrodd here comes a 400 lb man wearing more protective gear than you can shake a stick at, let me try and stop him from jumping on the guy with the oblong ball, a game designed for the simple minded that like seeing pretty numbers flash on the scoreboard. a game that has so many rules and complications that most of these simple minded fans can't keep track of them. So the fans stuff their faces with $30 worth of beer and nachos while a bunch of college dropouts slug it out.

  • @PbCon45 Three items for your consideration:

    1. If it's "a game designed for the simple minded", how come YOU can't follow the rules?

    2. Beer stuffed fans that don't riot and commit acts of random violence on and off of the field over 3 hours of scoreless boredom, DOESN'T indicate a superior mind to you?

    3. A sport that prohibits almost ALL use of the hands? If I put that rule into your life, you'd be celibate.

  • what a douche. this is why the world hates america. im sad to live in the same country as people like you.

  • @PbCon45 People hate america because people don't like soccer. Excellent take. You're about as smart as the rest of the world.

  • @Kory4000 No, its the fact that he hates something and automatically assuming that other sports are better. Its the whole "I gave soccer a try, yeah, NOT!" aspect of the video. You can't hate something without first trying to be open minded. The world hates America because they think we're ignorant and arrogant, and this video is a great example of that. How can the most watched sport in the world be so wrong?

  • @PbCon45

    How long of day do you have?? lol! et's start with #1.....FIFA's control of soccer is so tight and absolutel, they'd make the NFL, NBA and MLB blush. They pretty much make all the decisions in secret without an transparency in special offices in Switzerland.

    On the other hand, I am totally intrigued and interested to learn more about rugby. That's a sport that really does look like something Americans could get into and embrace. Soccer, not so much, for many, many reasons.

  • @PbCon45

    And here I was told by my liberal teachers that it was our foreign policy decisions.....lol!

  • @suryavajra our foreign policy is mostly to blame for the arrogance and ignorance. we just march into other countries when we aren't asked or needed and try to "fix" the situation. plus our school system is in the tubes right now. onto the fifa part. while fifa does control a very large and important soccer event, the world cup, it is hardly the most exciting event in the sport.

  • how can a sport be great when a team can dominate their opponent to a 1-0 victory.

  • what an asshole

  • Jim Rome - When you pick the round ball up and use it to kick scores, its Gaelic Football. You moron

  • @coreilly796

    You sure are seething..lol!

  • @suryavajra sure am. this guy claims to be a major sport fan, and yet he wouldnt know of a sport such as gaelic football. what a gimp.

  • @coreilly796

    Well Jim Rome is a sports commentator, primarily of North American sports. So it's reasonable to assume that Fsoccer, rugby and Gaelic Football wouldn't be covered.

  • This guy is not funny at all. I love soccer and I can laugh if you are funny while making fun of it..why is he on tv?

  • @KanapkaDrobakha Not everyone likes his smart-ass sense of humor. It's up my alley but I can see how he rubs some people the wrong way. To each their own.

    For the record, I do like soccer but still find this funny. He's just trying to get a rise out of people, I think.

  • if this chode sucker hates football so much then why does he waste his time on it? football fans worldwide dont sit around dedicating parts of their shows to making fun of american sports because they could give a shit less about them!!! i find that not worrying about what i dont like makes them much less annoying.

  • What a cunt.

  • Rick Rolled... ha ha ha

  • @BlaineC1972 I get it...I really do. SURE I DON'T!  AHHHHH!

  • like it or not you fag jim rome, soccer is the most popular sport BY FAR throughout the world. Not football, not basketball, and CERTAINLY not baseball which doesn't even qualify as a sport (running around bases, chewing tobacco, spitting, and eating hotdogs is not a sport pal its a pastime like bowling or horseshoes) So go suck your mothers penis and shut the fuck up you douchebag

  • @striantafyllou  haha @ suck your mothers penis.

  • Fake

  • Do you really think someone who doesn't like soccer would change their attitude if 5-4 games happened on a regular basis?

  • @MrMatt8204

    Well people who don't like soccer consistently have one thing on the top of their list as to why they don't like it. Lack of any real offense in many, many games. If 5-4 games happened on a regular basis, those would be like nail biters to the wire.

  • @suryavajra But couldn't you also make the argument that low-scoring games are more dramatic? It makes each goal and each missed opportunity mean that much more. You can see the anguish on a player's face when he misses a good scoring chance because he knows that goals are at a premium. I think that's part of the intrigue.

  • @MrMatt8204

    Yeah, but one problem. If it goes to penalty kicks, than the result really sucks....

    The problem with many lower scoring affairs, is that offenses are just caught so flat footed against a massed defense that it doesn't get close...

  • @suryavajra

    Or it could be that the other team decided to park the bus.

  • @suryavajra Can't disagree with you on that one. Penalty kicks are a shitty way to end a game. No team sport should be decided in a glorified individual skills competition.

  • There's gotta be a reason why he hates soccer so much. Most people just say "not my cup of tea" if they don't like a sport and leave it at that. Maybe he got cut from his high school soccer team and is still traumatized by it, lol.

  • There's only one thing that pisses me off about soccer...when players on the defense throw up their arm and look around for the offside flag even on the most borderline of plays. Some of them will literally stop playing and wait for the ref to blow the whistle. Dude, keep playing and try to stop the guy. If he blows the whistle, then stop. It always reminds me of when Chuck Knoblauch just stood at first base in the '98 ALCS waiting for a call from the ump that never came.

  • I actually like soccer but I can't help but laugh when Rome rips it. He's such a smartass but I love his delivery for some reason.

  • so true soccer blows

  • Sport, regardless of sport is like religion. If you were raised to like american football you will like it. If you were raised to like soccer, you'll like soccer. just like if you were born in a christian home you'll be a christian. Every jew/christian/muslim thinks their god is better just like every sports fan thinks their favorite sport is the best. No matter what we will argue in favor of our favorite game. There is nothing that could change either sides mind. P.S: Football (soccer) FTW!

  • @clamb1915 Wrong, Idiot. Soccer Is Infact, Stupid And Pointless. 

  • thierry henry.... fucking dumbass, jim rome is an idiot

  • ROME GO TO HELL...

  • Rome just rick-rolled the Capri Sun crew!

  • Theory Henry...lmfao!

  • Jim Rome is a douche.

  • Theery Henry!

  • thumbs up if you've fought a capri sun packet and lost

  • @st393736 But that isn't the point. The point isn't why it's easier to score in other sports. The point is that this is a problem that soccer needs to fix to make it EASIER to score (and therefore less boring and futile). Make the goal even bigger, get rid of goalkeepers entirely, SOMETHING!