Maradonia and the Seven Bridges review part 1

[addicted2mako]

pythonnews, aka Mr Sock Puppet

[ThePancho970]

Good God man, please make another. :D

[SquekyMice]

I'm going to die if I don't get another episode of you guys.

I'm serious.

You guys are awesome.

[KevorJeffinhoff1]

Then I read a part of the book, and now Svivality, I agree. I discovered that she was self-published, AKA, she has rich parents.

[SvivalityInABox]

@KevorJeffinhoff1 If you gave me a few years I could write enough words to make eight novels. They wouldn't be good, but then neither are Tesch's. I don't see why her age impresses you; garbage is garbage, and I shouldn't have to make excuses for it when I'm reading a book. Also, why call me jealous? Why would I want to be the author of a book I spent 15 minutes criticising? Feel free to explain why I'm a retard. Oh, and the plural of novel is novels.

Yours Sincerely, Robert

[KevorJeffinhoff1]

@SvivalityInABox This argument is over.

[PyroManiac556]

Your accent makes you seem far more intelligent

[pythonnews]

You losers and haters are gonna hate, but you'll never be a published author like Gloria Tesch, and you'll never write your own movie screenplay (like Gloria is doing RIGHT NOW!!!!!)

GLORIA TESCH IS MARADONIA DYNAMITE! BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rikku147]

@pythonnews Not really.

She's self published. Younger authors have been actually published by legit companies without the aid of mommy and daddy's money.

Gloria's got money, but absolutely no talent.

[ThePancho970]

@pythonnews Her writing sucks. She has no talent, and is self-published.

Go whine somewhere else

[pythonnews]

You brats are just jealous because Gloria Tesch is the worlds youngest novelist and has had EVERY SINGLE ONE of her books published! You are just jealous because Gloria is actually working on a Maradonia film to be released soon! Gloria is at the same time working on another book of the thrilling Maradonia saga! Once thing is for sure; you are all haters, but Gloria Tesch is MARADONIA DYNAMITE!!!!

[MeerkatVWF026]

Brilliant. Just…brilliant. 

[Jesterclown17]

Holy hell, I just heard about this today... and I had no idea just how bad it would be.

[MichelleTEditor]

One dislike...hi Gloria!

[OoGinaTinaoO]

This child is an insult to the writing community. Both with her Gawd-awful writing and sleazy promotional tactics. Good video. I chuckled throughout. 

[CinnabonChan]

Guess what?

Instead of Gloria improving her writing simply by practice or stagnating because her parents keep her in a creative vacuum, she actually gets... worse with each book. She's like a Concord crashing to earth, but instead of just exploding, the wreckage blasts its way through the earth's crust. Just when you think she can't get any worse... she does. Also, We Love the Salsa Dance.

[ravenquills92]

This made me laugh XD When's the next one?

[eggyolksam]

didn't you have another channel? i was trying to find that "princess of power" review, i love that one

[SvivalityInABox]

@eggyolksam This channel is my other one and it's still up, but the contents had to be removed for copyright reasons. I'm working on getting a Blip account and a website, thenreuploading more Fair Use-friendly versions of my videos, but I'm currently very busy with education, not to mention other filmmaking projects. I'm also making a few other reviews, but the computer I worked on was almost broken and my new one doesn't have any editing software, so this will all take time.

[eggyolksam]

@SvivalityInABox thanks, i'll be looking out for that

[ConfidenceCharm]

"Glowing Heat Cushion of Burning Snowflakes."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAohmygodyou'r­eserious.

This book seems so painful to read. I'm Tesch's age, and write a lot, have been working on a reasonably short book since I was nine - she actually puts me OFF the idea of writing stories at this age. -_-"

[SvivalityInABox]

@ConfidenceCharm Don't be put off. One of the reasons we review this stuff is to try to boost everyone's confidence, to show them that they probably aren't this bad (and probably don't have an ego like Tesch's).

[ConfidenceCharm]

@SvivalityInABox Oh, hell no! Hard work is required for stories, not a crap load of money and pushover parents. Thanks for reviewing it - it brings entertainment and confidence :D

[imdaark]

Rob's gay. 

[AcquiesceLife]

Oh Rob, such beauty.

[PsychicBluthSnake]

Nice Darth Vader helmet! And yes I did find time to watch it if you are reading this Rob!!

[CKO92]

Actually, you guys are being nicer to Tesch than she deserves. By all rights she should be sitting in a jail cell awaiting prosecution for crimes against humanity for all the people she's traumatized and brain cells she's killed with her weapons-grade travesty of a fic.

[porkwilliam]

In Gloria's new book (Maradonia And The Power Of Panties), Maya loses her virginity by being raped...by a gorilla!!!!!

[Christhefireshark]

Are you making another? It's definitely been a while, and I look forward to seeing part 2.

[FuelForTheFireplace]

@Christhefireshark We'll be making more, but it may take a while. We've got part two scripted, but both of us have other stuff to do for the next few weeks.

[Becketts93]

WHO WRITES LIKE THAT!?

[doornik1142]

Can you add subtitles to these videos? I sometimes found your accents difficult to understand.

[CrankyCassanova]

gloria tesch is the one dislike

[addicted2mako]

@CrankyCassanova or someone hired by her mommy and daddy

[Scarlomane]

I've heard about this author from thewriterfromnowhere. And after reading the little excerpt from the prologue I must say that is atrocious writing. I mean seriously 'The Evil Empire?" come on be creative like "Apollyon, king of the Argonian Empire." See? creativity anyone?

[paladindragoongirl18]

I love the video but I have a few constructive criticism: the guy Mark needs to speak a little louder and I think sometimes when you two switch, the timing tends to be wrong. Other than that, awesome video.

Unless the teenagers are more experienced than the army or that the army were untrained, then they could win. Gloria just probably want the teenagers to win for whatever reason even though everyone would know that the army would win.

[FuelForTheFireplace]

@paladindragoongirl18 WAT? UR JSUT JELUZ, U HATR!

Thanks for the feedback. What exactly do you mean by the timing being wrong? Too much of a pause?

[paladindragoongirl18]

@FuelForTheFireplace No, when one of you were talking, it quickly jumps back to the other person. That's it. :)

[FuelForTheFireplace]

@paladindragoongirl18 Sometimes it's intentional, like one of us is interrupting the other, but most of the time it isn't. Thanks again for the feedback, I'll see what I can do in the next instalment.

[atlroxmysox98]

That book is so facepalm-inducing...and I only read the summary on Amazon.

[KamrusepasRose]

I love the propaganda poster!

[triplequeen]

SvivalityInABox, I loved your channel, but where has it gone?!

[SvivalityInABox]

@triplequeen Right here. Briefly, here's what's happened (I will be giving more details soon). I've been on a long hiatus, working on other projects like this one. Two authors have filed DMCA claims against me, whilst at the same time their videos disappeared. Coincidence? Anyway, one more claim and I'm down. So in order to keep the channel up, I'm only uploading/leaving up my own content- not even stuff I think I can justify with fair use. And I dropped the Iron Man rants because they were bad.

[triplequeen]

@SvivalityInABox Okay, I supposed Gloria Tesch might have been on your case, since she managed to take other people's videos down.

[lovemeordie83]

An 'Army of Teenagers' I have faith in any such army either.

Unless, of course, it's Dumbledore's army. :3

[Christhefireshark]

MOAR

[PutsOnMyThinkingCap]

Your voice is absolutely identical to Film Brain's, it's slightly scary.

Awesome review :L

[Jitter]

You two are adorable. And totally right about everything. Well done!

[Boxghost102]

your drawing of the feared fairy gave me nightmares, nice job guys.

[PadawanPictures]

Loved the "spy trip" and the way you handled Tesch's weird quote use. Hopefully Part 2 will be soon?

[swankivy]

"You don't vote for kings." I'm reminded (so hard) of the same line in the Monty Python film. . . .

[FuelForTheFireplace]

@swankivy An earlier draft of this actually had a cut to that clip from the film, hence the quote being in the script. However, given the legal troubles I seem to be getting into just with material from Tesch, I thought that I'd best use as little from other sources as possible. Still, it's good to know that at least one person noticed!

[swankivy]

@FuelForTheFireplace Of course. You can always count on me to notice Python references. And it helps that the line was uttered similarly to how it was uttered in the film. :D

Great job, you guys. You're funny.

[FuelForTheFireplace]

@swankivy Thanks! But we pale in comparison to your critiques. 

[swankivy]

@FuelForTheFireplace ::eyeroll:: Aw, come on. Quit flattering me. ;)

I don't have any other video critiques planned, but I am planning an essay soonish. (Paolini-related, of course.)

My next video will probably either involve bingo cards or me pretending to be GLaDOS again.