Falkor Likes Children

[petacavanagh]

The look on the kids face when he says "I like children"...

[dionusos2]

I knew it. Falcor is a RAPIST!

[LyleVertigo]

Then he gave Falkor one hell of a red rocket. hahahahahaha

[OrionHeights167]

After days & nights of unconsciousness LOL.

[meringueutan]

FALKOR NOOO!

[KirkWilcox]

Damnit! I thought I was brilliant because I had the same idea when I saw this and just did I reedit of this same scene. Then I saw this video from the related videos sidebar and noticed @MrAndyDick beat me to the punch by a year and a half. And this is much better than mine. Well done sir!

[SpeedDemon46]

LMFAO!!!

[NightsofToledo]

I don't understand how to not take this uncreepily. Somebody care to explain?

[SuperJuliusC]

@NightsofToledo Well let me put it this way: The messed the dragon up...

Atreju meets Fuchur when he encounters a beast called Ygramul (basically a huge swarm of insects led by one mind) - Atreju needs the to get poisoned by it because this contamination makes people able to wish them everywhere they want!

Problem about that: The poison also kills those persons so that they usually do not use this "port" - But Atreju needs it to reach the "souther oracle".

[SuperJuliusC]

@NightsofToledo Before Ygramul bites Atreju he can see a white dragon (a real dragon and not that stupid dog from the movie) who is fighting inside the "swarm" against getting devoured by the swarm.

So Atreju gets bitten by the swarm but grabs Fuchur and both escape to the oracle where both can be healed by those midgets - Fuchur declares friendship to Atreju for saving his life by putting his own life in danger.

[SuperJuliusC]

@NightsofToledo So Fuchur didn`t like Atreju because he fu... aaaaah likes children but because he saved his life!

The whole movie is a big pile of... and the author of the novel hated it.

[metaitachi]

@NightsofToledo This scene is edited together to make it more creepy.

[JokklMaster]

@davidls11 Don't be a perv

[JokklMaster]

@1dhughes Take your fucking hate elsewhere you pompous british asshole.

[18T220]

Best editing & timing ever.

[MrWings360]

fufr this is a movie made when they were on drugs its a freaking dragon with fluffy dog head with pink sparkelys

[Emrald79]

hahaha

[joel1975]

This video is so hilarious.

Awesome editing....!!!

[sdhfasdk]

LMAOOOOO



[otakucode]

The uncut version shows how Atreyu got clean.

[1dhughes]

@captainyakman you are obviously an american as you don't understand my dry sense of humour. and you're responding with the generic sarcastic tone that encompasses every aspect of comedy your nation seems to deliver. take your hate elsewhere

[ikickz00]

LOLWTF?

[loldozer]

I thought I was watching a regular clip. Thanks a lot for messing with my childhood heroes.

No really, I just can't stop laughing ^_^

[1dhughes]

If this has no connotations of pedophillia then I don't know what does to be honest.

[captainyakman]

@1dhughes Oh! Thanks for pointing that out! Nobody would have realized this if it weren't you.

[mayflyforyou]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Megacroso]

PEDOFALKOR!

[mojoman541]

HOLY SHIT WTF HAHAHA

[tankdogg937]

What is wrong with you sick bastards. No wonder the world is going to hell. Everyone has been mind raped by the gutter.

[Raawr77]

@tankdogg937 First day on the Internet?

[davidls11]

@tankdogg937 Lighten up. Falcor just did what any of us would have done...given the opportunity. ;)

[vertigoandblastoise]

XD

[Emrald79]

lmao



[WeMegaFAIL]

LOL hahahahahaa!!

[decade848]

HAHAHAH 

[ChadNose]

LOL I LAUGHED SO HARD I PEED IN MY PANTS

[dinogirl71]

Falcor is more like a dog than a dragon.really.

[tyronniko]

ahahah!!! i like that movie alot but this... is awesome DDD

pedobear is smoking in the corner D

[FreshDoodooMix]

Haha, having watched this again after years I thought, in my perverted adult mind, that it sounded/ looked so dodgy and out of curiosity wanted to know if anyone else on YouTube had shared that opinion and went ahead and corrected it! People like you are amazing, mate! This is brilliant!

[KynsleyOmega]

Lol wow. That kids face was priceless!

[DiddlyThaMan]

he looks like my dog



[Flare9299]

classic, absolutely classic

[spotdathief]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooo

[Uderha]

That was comedic gold.

[mpianozak96]

hahaha that was really funny! Just ruined my childhood but still, that was hilarious!

[SkullyHippie]

Horrible thing to do, but good editing. You've got some skills. I always thought falkor was a big flying dog.

[AceSilvinoPlace]

damn...way to ruin a good movie and make me LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!! great editing dude!

[frankfazz]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THATS SOOOO FUNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYY

[TVCoolStuff]

lmfao :D

[beefsampsion]

PERFECT EDITING!! OMG!! XD

[coasterdude624]

this receives the pedobear seal of approval.

[Dismal626]

WHY FALKOR!? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[THEARMYGIRLNETWORK14]

lol press 4 repeatally and i actually love th real movie of this the never ending story is one of my favorite movies besides were the wild things are ;) and im 14. idc

[juanpalermo]

Flacor Jackson

[mayday0341]

Only a over-sensitive tard would claim this somehow "ruined" the movie. Awesome job! Made me cry laughing!

[xXxXInspireMeXxXx]

incredible editing! amazing

[WhatTheHellsAGigawat]

Classic. I have a sense of humor, so I still like the movie. You didn't ruin it for me like all these other stated.

[Mrgangsta2065]

this was the most fucking retrded movie ive ever seen. i had to watch it in spanish and its so gay

[agore30]

@Mrgangsta2065 Seems you weren't born before 1990.

[FutureAbe]

HAHAHAH LOL

[marianoishot111]

lmfao!

[MrAndyDick]

@LCBongers Aww, where's the fun in that?! :D

[LCBongers]

@MrAndyDick xD

[TAJMB17]

Ow, falcor makes me always feeling sad, because it was my hero in a time when my parents divorced and my mother took a friend who cut his own veins, taking coke every day and tried to convince me of taking a criminal career. My dog looks like falcor and that's why his appearance - every day - appears every day in my head when I take a look at my dog. A great vid which shows a movie figure that is strongly connected with feelings I have with the past.

[JingleCreators]

lol

[mandelasi]

not funny , its one of my fave childhood movies and has many moral messages for me about life, and helped me through tough times, as a kid, some peopel ahve movies aht mean a lot 2 them for different reasons,

u need to grow up, u guys are the kids here man

[AncileOmega]

...clever way to ruin this film forever. Kudos.

[scottpdenyer]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !

Genius!

[EVPpsycho]

BAHAHAHAHA oh jesus that was the funniest thing i've ever seen. 

[AshPash1997]

Loved It But I Love Neverending Story, U Have Now Ruined It For Me :'( But Oh Well Too Funny :D

[RichKilla86ers]

Falkor is a registered sex offender

[DannyWalton92]

Genius...

[Falkoirable]

That creeps me pit :O

[AutospotNL]

thumbs up if the lonely island brought you here

[gaidenofdust]

made me lol

[igotthatsnowmayn]

efukts mascot 

[berner]

He better hurry up before the bear gets home

Dunno if you have the editing software to do it, but see if you can edit in a chain shackled to Atreyu's ankle

[DeloreandudeTommy]

Thumbs up if you saw this on Attack of the Show.

[BrEnNo1023]

a pedo camel dog llama dragon.

don't see them every day..

nice editing by the way :P

[ribesnero]

ahahahaha XD love it!! XD

[Succubus1982]

lmfao Pedo dragon! Funny editing I like it almost as much as Falkor likes children XD

[Taranus91]

SICK AS !!!!!!!!!!!

[vomitforlunch]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooo

[TheToolboxRules]

"You were unconscious" (wink)

"Ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuu-"

[aRandomPimp]

well thank for ruining that childhood memory

[domingoreyesv]

jajjajajajaj te la mamaste.

i like Falkor

[lotten16]

i miss Falcor in the first film

sure the version of him in the 2nd was god, but his voice in this one made him more dignified and wise

made me feel safe everytime he spoke

[94jg]

I think Falkor is a distant relative of Herpert the Pervert.

[kirikakirikakirika]

Lol! That was priceless! The best part is at the end where the kid looks genuinally disgusted.

[fudginny17]

0:47 "I LYKE children!"

[BluePokemonster]

THIS IS WHY I LIKE THE MOVIE!

[Muzickfreak91]

I love this movie, and i laughed my ass off! xD fucking hilarious

[B3eau16]

i've never seen this movie but..the dragon likes kids?! AHH!

[F00TIFY]

@B3eau16 yesh. and dragons name in micheal. MICHAEL DRAGON,

[MyloDude22]

"I like Children.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­A"

Brilliant, utterly brilliant.

[ryubateson]

LMFAO!!!!! Awesome!

[XxXMyTeenageLifeXxX]

LOL!

[HelloooooThereeeee]

HAAHAHA OMG THE END IS SO FUNNY

[MrLokification]

trolololololol

[MAXIMUMGODZILLA45]

im a luck dragon i give bad luck to you and good luck to me muhahahaha im a gay Dragon 0:55!!!!

[MAXIMUMGODZILLA45]

that's a little scary with that face lol i like children scratch my back muhahahahaha!

[panthergurl123]

LMAO, I CANNOT STOP LAFFIN :P, u made my day thank you,

[LauraChristyy]

let's get high.

[Fr0gEyE]

HAHAHAHAHA brilliant

[tsewacceber]

The editing is really good (the music makes me laugh!)

[Apockarock]

HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER THIS MOVIE

[FlightOfTheHunniebee]

NOOOOOOO how could you ruin this movie :'(

[MrAndyDick]

@FlightOfTheHunniebee Falkor made me do it... I swear!

[elpiscoesperuano]

@FlightOfTheHunniebee what you mean??? did he edit the movie or what?? i can´t even remember the story!!

[FlightOfTheHunniebee]

@elpiscoesperuano Yes he edited it lol

[MyloDude22]

@FlightOfTheHunniebee I had a friend tell me that when i linked this on my facebook lol.

[FlightOfTheHunniebee]

@MyloDude22 lol

[davidls11]

Bastian was jealous. He wanted Atreyu all for himself.

[TheWiseGuy784]

He's climbin in your windows

He's snatchin' your people up

Tryna rape em so y'all need to

Hide your kids, hide your wife

Hide your kids, hide your wife

Hide your kids, hide your wife

And hide your husband cuz they're rapin' everybody out here.

[zelda1russell]

@TheWiseGuy784 You don't have to come and confess we lookin for you we gon' find you

[TheWiseGuy784]

"You were unconscious." *wink*

XD

[doofisondeeds]

is this legit?

[doofisondeeds]

ohhh children. i thought it said chicken for some reason

[doofisondeeds]

falkor scares the shit out of me

[MyChemicalR0mance16]

ahahahaha omg that fit so well, and it really was funny (:

but i can't believe you did that... hahahahaha who am i kidding it was fucking hillarious ;D

but pooor old Falkor ):

[kladschrift]

OMG, how can you think Falkor is a pedo dragon? i think the ones how are thinking that are sick.... It's just a movie and its says more about you then....

[FluxstyleProductions]

I LIEK CHILDREN

(pedobear pops up somewhere)

CAN U SCRATCH MY BEHIND?

[AssholeRick69]

They should have had Michael Jackson do the voice for Falcor....I am sure Falcor was inspired by pedo-MJ

[chris0taylor]

you ruined my childhood but i cant argue at your genius

[baroncalamity]

That was so wrong but fitting.

[GrampysGoneWild]

hahahaha

[Warionstar]

wow... 

[Paramore4143]

10 people were conscious.

[marcbode]

very good !! bodevoice

[MrAndyDick]

@marcbode Thx xD

[CountexTraac]

LMFAO....niiice

[AugustBurnt]

LAWL

[XxShiTHapPensCracxX]

LMAO!

[bosshog7169]

I just came

[LeinadNesterbegne]

Funniest thing on youtube!

[otnomnoraa]

Is it wrong if this turned me on?

[pharaohoftheincubi]

@otnomnoraa Yes.

[pharaohoftheincubi]

@otnomnoraa Yes. You have now been red flagged.

[beatlesfan24]

@otnomnoraa yes

[aifan4lyf]

LMAO!!!!

[SupaAmi]

Hahhaah, this is genius.

[mart270]

Falkor is a perverted old freak.......

[MadGear16bit]

Paedo Falkor, Classic!

[xXSparky117Xx]

With no other luck dragons, I could understand why Falcore would be a bit lonely.

[AssholeRick69]

Falcor, inspired by Michael Jackson

[AlanAyazyam]

the funny thing is it isn't even that much different from the original

[MrAndyDick]

@AlanAyazyam This is quite true. It did not take that much editing!

[sparktank]

I always knew there was something... "off" about falkor... O_O especially that laugh huhuhuhuhuh!

[SoopSoopa]

brilliant!

[CursedChild2012]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[RothGnat]

Wholesome family entertainment

[rushnerd]

YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR

[falcogreen]

please please tell me this was edited !!

[stfugtfofgt]

@falcogreen it was... kinda.

[toainika123]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL i laughed so haaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrddd!!!!­!!!!!!! XD!!!!!!!

[UsagiHugguru]

Lol.. "Hey kid, you like dragons? Like my balls dragon on your face?" Oh Falkor <3

[semillasdelorto]

"I like children!" o____o THANKS NOW I HATE DRAGONS

[XxExoNine]

ARTEX YOUR SINKING!

[GanjaClaus]

Not scratching your behind -but

liking your upload #FTW

#LOL

[thealbinomoose]

This is going TOO FAR

[jeppeps3360]

Actually you don't even have to edit it like this to make him look like a pervert x)

[dcdougiefresh]

why are perverts so damn funny?

[MysticJediLord]

Alas... poor childhood. I'm sorry.

[DarthQball]

its so wrong. but so funny.

[ipwnwithI3lades]

lol, i remember being freaked out be this scene without the pedophile references

[mastershake704]

this shit is fuckin funny!!!

and the kid gets all creeped out and throws the book. lol

[saga111luna]

hahaha omgggg :D

[uglypinkmoose]

omg I cant stop laughing

[Gabzillahaha]

why is justin bieber there?

[kusindan]

Oh my god I remember this movie so bad D:

[b5jo14]

wait, is this fake ? cuz i dont remeber this from the movie :(

[twilight23gardens]

LMFAO!

XD

[MissVeronica242]

lol i just watched this movie

[oddballmatt]

lololol

[fishintheatlantic]

TheFineBros brought me here

[BMSstories]

hahahaha

[Ducksrule15]

0_0''

[babvlover7]

wow scary and disturbing :P

[iLoveTyrande]

i like childrens... you were unconscious .. I TOOK ADVANTAGE OF YOU.

[gothickid307]

when it shows the kid reading the book all you here is falcore going ohh yea ohhhhhhhhhhhh