I love how horrified Randall is by this. A dude blowing a donkey is fine by him, but this shit totally crosses the line. All he can do is stand frozen with a thousand yard stare..
The best part about this whole scene? Randal doesn't say shit about it. No snarky comments, no insults, no telling him the truth... He just walks away...
Got to admit, Clerks 2 had hi points and low points, this was the high point. I remember watching this thinking; "oh Randal and the other guy are going to talk profanity and pussy jokes." Then this conversation ensued and I just went gap=jawed thinking "what the fuck?"
This is a great scene from a great movie. I just wish we could have seen Randall repeat the story to Dante instead of being interrupted by Jason Lee. That would have been priceless.
His girlfriend's parents told her she has a puusy troll that will bite off his dick if they have sex and another troll in her mouth so they won't kiss...
Kevin Smith Hates ad-libing, even the most minute things such as extra lines are discouraged. And the lighing for the scene(a reference to the bartender in The Shinning) was an idea they had whilst rehersing the scene.
There ate (A FEW) exceptions to that rule. Mostly in regard to Chris Rock. Chris Rock gets away with a few ad-libs, mostly lines that Kevin wouldn't dare write himself like "Does your daddy know that you bring a nigga his coffee?" I'm not sure about the N.W.P. line but you catch my drift? Holy shit did I just use "catch my drift"? I need to take some cool lessons.
the music and his reaction to this stupid crap is what makes it so damn funny... I was thinking the movie was more of a Jay and Silent Bob movie,but it's still funny as hell though
In The Movie Its A Longer Conversation. It Explains It In More Detail. It Says That When His Girl Was Young That her parents Put A Troll In Her. And That She'll Pee It Out On Her 21st Birthday To Prevent Pre-Marrital Sex.AND That She says That She Wants To Have Sex With Elias But That Pillow Pants Will Bite His "Thing" Off If He Puts It In.Thats Pillow Pants.My Favorite Part Of The Movie.
yeah its funnier in the theater...and it seemed to go on for a bit longer... still my favorite part....thanks for putting it up....anyone who tells their child such things needs to be dealt with in a harsh and swift manner...
i typed in fuck pillow pants lol
cronochos 3 weeks ago
Hahaha my name is mayra and I have a friend who's name is randal which makes this video for me soo funny. Lmfao
mayrahhmothafukkahh 2 months ago
@mayrahhmothafukkahh What is the name of your troll?
cerastes6 1 month ago
women
MrGowfreak 3 months ago
What movie is this? ._.
GenjoSanzo112 3 months ago
@GenjoSanzo112 Clerks 2
ogunshi 2 months ago
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Love. This. Movie.
Hyuri 3 months ago
I love how horrified Randall is by this. A dude blowing a donkey is fine by him, but this shit totally crosses the line. All he can do is stand frozen with a thousand yard stare..
blackjesus133 5 months ago
the music is the real killer here,lol
CodenameZues 6 months ago
Pussy troll? Sounds like Charlie sheen.
hjizcoolzero 7 months ago
This reminds me of religion.
ubernerd35 8 months ago 3
The best part about this whole scene? Randal doesn't say shit about it. No snarky comments, no insults, no telling him the truth... He just walks away...
Ribbish 10 months ago 7
´So which movie is this?
xxTaKe2xx 10 months ago
@xxTaKe2xx Clerks 2
rich8606 9 months ago
Got to admit, Clerks 2 had hi points and low points, this was the high point. I remember watching this thinking; "oh Randal and the other guy are going to talk profanity and pussy jokes." Then this conversation ensued and I just went gap=jawed thinking "what the fuck?"
Lefty001 10 months ago
What movie is this from?
Ilikeporkpie 10 months ago
hahaha this was great, my bf is doing a film with Jay :)
MegaSquirrely 1 year ago
women haha
wolfman0692 1 year ago
This is a great scene from a great movie. I just wish we could have seen Randall repeat the story to Dante instead of being interrupted by Jason Lee. That would have been priceless.
GetmGhost 1 year ago
women *shake of the head*
jamescloonan 2 years ago
She did't have an asshole troll, did she? What troll would that be, pillowbiter? Hahahahahahahah....
tatorsal 2 years ago 35
Pwn :L
LiBrA86 2 years ago
What is that?
tatorsal 2 years ago
Just agreeing :L
And your comment was lol :P
LiBrA86 2 years ago
@tatorsal No, that would be fudgepacker; DUH!!!!!!
hippo11222 6 months ago
i dont get this
asilladeth 2 years ago
His girlfriend's parents told her she has a puusy troll that will bite off his dick if they have sex and another troll in her mouth so they won't kiss...
tatorsal 2 years ago
GTFO!!! now
HieiYYH2 2 years ago
What's scary? Is this scene inspired TEETH - a horror movie already released in the US!
tallaussiebloke 4 years ago
Too bad this movie came out a few years ago and Teeth came out last year.
Come the fuck on.
TheSoundOfHush 3 years ago
I think the funniest thing about the video is Randall's reaction haha.
GtRoc9 5 years ago 6
Lol, he looks so devastated.
TheBookOfBob 4 years ago
the best part is the fact that no part of the "pillow pants" was ever scripted they both improv-ed the entire sceen
shalerkid 5 years ago
sorry so say but that is false
Kevin Smith Hates ad-libing, even the most minute things such as extra lines are discouraged. And the lighing for the scene(a reference to the bartender in The Shinning) was an idea they had whilst rehersing the scene.
talkingmute13 5 years ago
There ate (A FEW) exceptions to that rule. Mostly in regard to Chris Rock. Chris Rock gets away with a few ad-libs, mostly lines that Kevin wouldn't dare write himself like "Does your daddy know that you bring a nigga his coffee?" I'm not sure about the N.W.P. line but you catch my drift? Holy shit did I just use "catch my drift"? I need to take some cool lessons.
skinnyclemenza 4 years ago
Are not ate the t and the r are next to eachother, i always fuck that up
skinnyclemenza 4 years ago
the music and his reaction to this stupid crap is what makes it so damn funny... I was thinking the movie was more of a Jay and Silent Bob movie,but it's still funny as hell though
ilovefunnyamv2nd 5 years ago
The music is what makes it so damned funny.
KitireFel 5 years ago 2
that was weird
trashcan1701 5 years ago
I thought it was dumb
dajot83 5 years ago
This movie really rocks!!
BIONICman1983 5 years ago
how i nteh world did u get this quality
wing43 5 years ago
LOOOOOOL IM IN LOVE!
mariaangel2003 5 years ago
yeah, this was edited down to rid of the profanity... still pretty funny if ya ask me
OverXposedKC91 5 years ago
Pillowpants..*sigh* I almost died in the theater from that part lol actually from the movie I almost died I was laughing to hard! LOL!
zuko2029 5 years ago
In The Movie Its A Longer Conversation. It Explains It In More Detail. It Says That When His Girl Was Young That her parents Put A Troll In Her. And That She'll Pee It Out On Her 21st Birthday To Prevent Pre-Marrital Sex.AND That She says That She Wants To Have Sex With Elias But That Pillow Pants Will Bite His "Thing" Off If He Puts It In.Thats Pillow Pants.My Favorite Part Of The Movie.
DJVJ 5 years ago
Oh pillowpants....
noobiemicnoob 5 years ago
one of the best parts of the movie thanks for putting it up!!! look at my screenname!!! hahahah
PillowpantsTroll 5 years ago 29
Haha, that's classic.. You almost remind me of Elias with the whole Optimus Prime screenname.
mk20201 5 years ago 8
yeah its funnier in the theater...and it seemed to go on for a bit longer... still my favorite part....thanks for putting it up....anyone who tells their child such things needs to be dealt with in a harsh and swift manner...
Biderbeck 5 years ago
Yes! I agree 100% all the way.
mk20201 5 years ago
@Biderbeck
Kinda like telling a kid that there is a god that'll send you to hell for an eternity if you don't love him.
thanatos454 1 month ago
are you sure?
Itachi13 5 years ago
"Listerfenes her her mouth troll?" So hillarious
uzumaki8106 5 years ago
-It's edited for the children that might see this. I doubt there's a way to make Kinky Kelly child friendly.
ColtonDean 5 years ago
My favorite part from the movie.
jables11 5 years ago
It seems short. There are longer pauses in the film that allow build up.
afulinara 5 years ago
-Oh God! Do christians really tell their kids this kind of shit?
ColtonDean 5 years ago
no, they don't
pftsob 5 years ago
No way! They don't say that
uzumaki8106 5 years ago
Yeah, Christians are weird people.. Just watch that episode of Trading Spouses.. All christians are that way, she's just a god warrior.
mk20201 5 years ago
no, we're not all that way.
pftsob 5 years ago
@mk20201 Dude come on thats just a stereotype. Not every Christian is like that.
ProfesserMoriarty 1 year ago
@ProfesserMoriarty He was joking moron.
luckyCINEMAHD 1 year ago
its better in the movie
MusicLover369 5 years ago
yeah, it's a lot better in the movie. Everything is always better in the movie than when you sample it.
mk20201 5 years ago