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  • I KNOW HUH?

  • I FUCKING LOVE YOU

  • " and he hit the pole and right away (PALO)" LMAO

  • shoooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwww

  • is it me or does he look like charlie sheen?

  • i want some elote now lol

  • I feel bad for the guy who has to move the spotlight xD

  • the dude who sold the corn! :)

  • That poor microphone.

    

  • Yeah it's true I have a limon tree in my yard, I planted myself, and crossbred it, now i have , a limon, lima, toronja , and orange tree in one.

  • ahah o man my its true I dont say *I love you* I say *I'm here aren't I?*

  • love the trucka part so true. dont for get the dude with cart who sells ice cream

  • haha the pole joke reminds me of something that happened to me. I'm white, but I had a latino boyfriend. My sister was driving and it was me, his mom, him, and his sister. And my sister drove over the curb and you heard this grinding terrible death noise and she kept driving like nothing happened and his mom and sister are going nuts "Is it safe in here!?" lmao! White people can be just as bad....xD

  • Aye watchs wats gonna happen haha so true

  • im white but i would just stand there and watch him hit the pole and die laughing wit friends! xD

  • you know your mexican if you have 8 people in one car to go to the rio

  • lololol lemon tree part reminds me of me and my cousins trying to get cherries from the tree in my yard, my cousins tried to pick them but some were too high so they tried to get the rake and get them but i just climbed up and threw hand fulls of them down lololol

  • 19 are not latino

  • @luiggimejia1

    Stop trying to get the top comment.

  • Hispanic Pride Bitches!! :p

  • Dude i have lemon trees in my backyard right now!

  • Holy shit! I'm Mexican!

  • i love being Latino!!!!!!!!!!!

  • my grandma had a pecan tree and a chinese plum tree lol :D fuck yeaaaa

  • he's so fucking funny lol <3

  • omg i have a lemon tree and orange tree and avocado tree....yea we straight up mexican, bato

  • ELOTE!!!!!

  • We love living in poverty

  • in Ecuador instead of a lemon tree it was a mango tree but we would throw stuff to get the mangos and use brooms ;)

  • @julie2447 aha i visited my family in mexico and they had mango trees EVERYWHERE! you couldn't miss it. there was like only one lemon tree haha

  • i fucking love you !!!!!!!

  • dude my friend is latino he lives in the projects...he has lemon tree >.<

  • i absolutely love it when he imitates white people!

  • LoL I cant stop laughing at "are your rear sensors not working??" LoL!!

  • Growing up in poverty is just the BEST''...You don't have to be latino to UNDERSTAND THIS..

  • I honestly think that George Lopez is better and funnier then Gabriel Iglesias because everything George says WE BASICALLY LIVED IT and everything he says is funny, because it's true.. Gabriel Iglesias is Funny. but it ONLY happened to HIM, but for george we can ALL EXPERIENCE this in our life!! im a CHILEANA soo i bascailly lived thru this lol

  • @ValeriaAguilera1 Gilbert also has like 20 years less experience than George and is MORE funny depending on the person, he'll be a better over all comedian when he's George's age.

  • @ValeriaAguilera1 Gabriel, sorry lol. Point still stands.

  • @ItzNotTrue Yea he's really funny on his impressions lol, but George is better for me, because EVERYTHING he lived thru I BASICALLY did aswell lol, If you hispanic you'll understand why haha

  • @ItzNotTrue Yea he's funny too...But for me Lopez is the best because he knows what happens in "latino" life, and he gives reasons why it happens.. lol

  • @ValeriaAguilera1 i agree i love them both but george more

  • @sanboy4321 I love george more, because everything he says i can relate to more..

  • @ValeriaAguilera1 i think they're both funny, but lopez can be a bastard sometimes

  • @AmyBoop88 Yea but thats how he is, I'm not sure if you Hispanic or something, but i can be too, because i live with fam that can be also bastards..but not me.. lol

  • @ValeriaAguilera1 That does not objectively make him funnier, it makes him funnier to you. I like both of them.

  • babe, i love you. hahaha ive done that more than once

  • Hell, my mom didn't like it when I would hang out with my friend to play Nintendo at his house. She'd come to get me with a stick or a piece of electrical extension cord in hand! It's all good though!

  • Latino and proud! :D

  • lol true my brother used to sit at my moms feet in the passenger seat n me n my sister would sit in the the back wit my aunt

  • I wish elotes were 75 cents :/

  • thumbs up if you saw gabriel iglesias say 'I know huh?' In one of his videos!

  • BURLEY AND I KNOW HUH

  • Funny as hell

  • sabes que the story he said was some true shit

  • Good job! Go see Michael Zhang, Stand up comedian. Just Search "Michael Zhang 12 years old stand up comedian at hollywood improv"

  • jajaja....i remember my mom and dad where like mira ya chingaron su caro por pegar al palo.....jajaja.....

  • 17 ppl... in a 76' montecarlo... try 17 in a TICO! hahaha!!!

  • see the dislike bar

    yah me nether

  • Ahaha Thiss Remindss Me Of My Dadd; Wen Hez Drunkk Is Thee Onlyy Timee I Everr See Himm Cryy; xD

  • Thumbs up if you have a nopal or a Lemon tree in your backyard!! cus i know i do! :D hahaha

  • @OhSixteenCandles  its I KNOW HUH !!!!

  • @alphajosh19 she used 2, she stoped cuz she got a white boyfriend now, -_-

  • his eyes r wide but soo funny

  • 1:50 Sooooo True Hahaha

  • He says latinos r different from every1 else...NT FROM BLACKS....

  • This shit is comedy lol

  • ehh! way for me, way for mee.

  • Anooooooo 'huh A no huhhh.

  • ELOTTEE! LMAOO

  • ★★★★★ 

  • I have a whole lotta relatives with lemon trees. And yes we mexicans do throw random objects to get friut down. I grew up in a heavily Mexicanized neighborhood.

    At the end of each week somehow someway always ended with a barbecue at a relatives (or random friend's) house. You show up halfway through to drop something off and get harrassed into staying to eat.

  • Anyone who says "Justin Beibers dick is as big as the dislkie bar", you are STUPID! The dislike bar is way too big!

  • Yes! 550,666th!

  • Disposable Camera! <333

  • OMG GOD DAM LADY LUAGHING STFU

  • haha fukin funny i have a lemon tree :P

  • how many parts are derrr!!!!! :S

  • Haha I like how the camera in the parking lot is disposable!! Hahaha!!

  • por todos los latinos

  • "OHYMYGAWWDDDD" x] 

  • my g ma used to beat me worse. i broke my collar bone at 14 because of her, then after i healed i beat the shit oudda her.

  • Funnyest person ever 

  • THIS MAN SPEAKS THE TRUTH I.....HAVE WITNESSED IT LOL

  • 19 people suck ballz :P

  • THIS SHIT IS 100% TRUE

  • and the drunk 2 year old thing is true...cuz that kid was me. i got drunk on the 4th of july in like 1997 because my mom was talking and wasn't watching her wine cooler. XD i stripped my diaper and passed out when i slammed into the brick wall LMAO. i was fine though. just a little giggly. :) haha

  • my lemon tree is at my great grandmas house. shes 87 but instead of lemons its grape fruit. i dont think she knew the difference. XD

  • MEXICANS CUBANS DOMINICAN STAND THE FUCK UP

  • OMG EVERYTHING HES SAYING IS SOO TRUE!!!! IM SO GLAD TO BE LATINO!!! <3

  • @sasunarulover521 HELL YEA BROTHER

  • @sasunarulover521 viva la rasa

    

  • @sasunarulover521 LATINO PRIDE!!!!

  • @sasunarulover521

    Wooooo!

  • @sasunarulover521 hell yea! !!

  • @sasunarulover521 im white, and yet a whole lot of this stuff applies to me too! its still freakin hilarious, though! Especially the whole "everything was no" thing.

  • Ohh Man..Latinos in Miami call the fruits truck: Viandero.That joke was funny as hell cause the viandero is the equivalent to a bar tender when it comes to giving advice and stuff.

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  • LoL I ALWAYS put too much lemon in my menudo

  • nobody can load up a car like a mexican family.! jajaja xD is funny cause its true ;DD

  • the lemon tree haha i like lemon in my munudo too

  • What makes me laugh is that almost all of the mexican stereotypes about Mexicans are for real!

  • I was raised in Australia by 2 Brazilian parents who migrated here 30 years ago and they have the same way of thinking regarding money and family and life.

    I think it's interesting how the similarities stem across different cultures.

  • I KNOW HUH

  • jajajaj! Ay he makes me laugh XD

  • it sounds just like if i told him my story and now he is making fun of it.

  • He is one of the funniest comedians around!

  • gotta luv latinos

  • I know ha, actually works in canada. I know Eh!

  • I KNOW HUH!?

  • i know huh

  • xD had a tree that grew lemons, but i take from my neighbors all the time xD

    my little sisters first communion party every1 was drunk I love being Mexican :)

  • 8:05 yes yes yes yes yes!!

  • I KNOW HUH

  • -cries...i fucking love u- hahahahaha

  • wouldn't want to touch HIS microphone; looked like he practically ate it! LOL

  • he is so right about mexicans being drunk im dominican and my mom had a mexican friend who lived with us- she got drunk at my 6 year old brothers birthday party and that was such an exact impression of her!! she kept rolling around saying I LOVE YOU no no lis- listen to me i love you no no! don't leave or lii fucking kill you i love you and we got her to her bed and stood there till she fell asleap scared my little brother that fucker she don't live with us no more left the country or some shit

  • ILOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • one time I was driving and there was yellow pole that was short and I didn't see it. some white guy came out of no where that tried to stop my car.... Shoulda ran his ass over and said "Hey I know someone who can fix that eh"

  • a kids' party with kegs wow....thats AWESOME

  • that bit about the lexus car hitting the pole is fucking spot on, that's so fucken true

  • Hope they cleaned the mic when he was done. xD He was showing down on that "corn".

  • ELOTE!!!

  • im not Mexican butt i Lovee Mexicanss.!!! Yeshh i do.

    haha 8:00 my Boo didd dahtt one timee we were all Fadedd && i was likee 'Wuuhh Thaa Fuhkk qet yhuur ass off duhh floor' he was Likee 'Babee i Lovee Yuhh justt donee leave mehh Babee if i qet up will yuhh stay with mehh.?' LMFAO .. Still makes meh crackk up.

  • "and im not crying.. im fustrated". LOL LMAO XD

  • i recentyl bought a house with a lemon tree lol

  • corn huy doesnt need a horn ELOTES ELOTES xD

    where i live there is a guy who does that

    ai un elotero por donde yo vivo igualito xD

  • AY I DIDN'T SAY ITS BAD PUTOS RELAX!!! OMG MADE ME LAUGH!!!:) :p

  • my.aunt.has.a.lemon.tree.or.4.­of.them.should.i.say.n.a.shitl­oad.of.cotton.trees

  • we're not going to a funeral, cabron! XD

  • i moved to australia and every house my parents, hermana, hermano, and tia y tio have moved into have all had lemon trees haha

  • last night you were all fucked up. i know huh

  • we hev a corn guy be our skool, man luv it!

  • Thumbs up if him describing the corn made you have a memory orgasm like i did :F

  • hey i now somebody that can fix it eh!

    NObody can fix a car lie a mexican, eh

  • Ok..somebody enlighten me. I am Mexican I dont get the "lemon tree" joke.

    "Ey..wash wats gonna happen....." lol

  • @SouthTexasGal830 its a sterotipical joke... he says that because mexicans always have a fruit tree. and they pick fruit 4 a living

  • "and dont leave., kuz ill kill u lmao!

  • man, people in my country do the same thing about the REVERSE CAR thing!!! lol

  • more kegs than kids lmao

  • that s not just mexican, they do that where i am from, too. the car accident and the car loading,.....

  • haha the first house my parents bought had a lemon tree :D

  • i laugh cause i remember doin some of that stuff...

  • hahaha at minute 6:20 le mientan la madre by whistle jaja

  • George says all the true about mexicans that shit is all true I'm Mexican

  • @Hugorulz10 I'm Guatemalan and it all applies to us as well.

  • corn guys are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • O my gosh funiest man in the universe!

  • thumbs up for the MEXICANS

  • @7004ale And LATINOS Foo!

  • @sxcjoe15 Yeahh LATINOS TOO

  • @peeperiqo wat does that mean

  • that mic has gone through so much abuse

  • @Gamerguides4you i know huh?!

  • sabes que! and im not crying im frustrated.

  • do you love me?

    ay im here aint i?, wher'm i going?

    all my jewels r at ur moms house

  • @512atxchick tools not jewels

  • ta loco rear sensors!!!

  • I live in Carson CA and I've never seen a corn guy. I live in Mexico City and they're everywhere.

  • Do you like the house?

    No kuz it doesn't have a lemon tree.

  • Im not crying, Im frustrated! And dont leave cuz Ill kill you.

  • is it me or can u guys also hear that lady laughing in the background

  • "hey watch is gonna happen" lmfao

  • @cyrax212 "hey watch WHAT is gonna happen" lmfao.

  • i know, huh?!

  • i fucking love you todo pedo and dont leave i´ll kill you lmaf

  • It's so funny how relatable this is to me and I'm Iranian.

  • @IranianArousak Well a LOT of us are raised this way

  • If you think this is fucking hilarious then you are a paisa(born in mexico and living in the U.S ILLEGALLY) and you know this is true, if you think this is funny but not all true and your parents are mexican, you are a pocho (white on the inside, brown on the outside) and if you think this is not true and not funny, you are a full blown chicano with chicano parents.. ooh yeah...fuck the border immigration chicanos, non-spanish talking chicanos, and the chicanos that rat out illegal immigrants.

  • @armanhoe um no people who think this is fucking hilarious has a good sense of humor...no matter what ethnicity they are. and if you really understood what he was talking about, you would know that what he is saying applies to almost EVERYONE...not just hispanics!

  • @lovelygreen08 i dont think rich people who grow up in certain areas would understand