haha the pole joke reminds me of something that happened to me. I'm white, but I had a latino boyfriend. My sister was driving and it was me, his mom, him, and his sister. And my sister drove over the curb and you heard this grinding terrible death noise and she kept driving like nothing happened and his mom and sister are going nuts "Is it safe in here!?" lmao! White people can be just as bad....xD
lololol lemon tree part reminds me of me and my cousins trying to get cherries from the tree in my yard, my cousins tried to pick them but some were too high so they tried to get the rake and get them but i just climbed up and threw hand fulls of them down lololol
I honestly think that George Lopez is better and funnier then Gabriel Iglesias because everything George says WE BASICALLY LIVED IT and everything he says is funny, because it's true.. Gabriel Iglesias is Funny. but it ONLY happened to HIM, but for george we can ALL EXPERIENCE this in our life!! im a CHILEANA soo i bascailly lived thru this lol
@ValeriaAguilera1 Gilbert also has like 20 years less experience than George and is MORE funny depending on the person, he'll be a better over all comedian when he's George's age.
@ItzNotTrue Yea he's really funny on his impressions lol, but George is better for me, because EVERYTHING he lived thru I BASICALLY did aswell lol, If you hispanic you'll understand why haha
@ItzNotTrue Yea he's funny too...But for me Lopez is the best because he knows what happens in "latino" life, and he gives reasons why it happens.. lol
@AmyBoop88 Yea but thats how he is, I'm not sure if you Hispanic or something, but i can be too, because i live with fam that can be also bastards..but not me.. lol
Hell, my mom didn't like it when I would hang out with my friend to play Nintendo at his house. She'd come to get me with a stick or a piece of electrical extension cord in hand! It's all good though!
I have a whole lotta relatives with lemon trees. And yes we mexicans do throw random objects to get friut down. I grew up in a heavily Mexicanized neighborhood.
At the end of each week somehow someway always ended with a barbecue at a relatives (or random friend's) house. You show up halfway through to drop something off and get harrassed into staying to eat.
and the drunk 2 year old thing is true...cuz that kid was me. i got drunk on the 4th of july in like 1997 because my mom was talking and wasn't watching her wine cooler. XD i stripped my diaper and passed out when i slammed into the brick wall LMAO. i was fine though. just a little giggly. :) haha
@sasunarulover521 im white, and yet a whole lot of this stuff applies to me too! its still freakin hilarious, though! Especially the whole "everything was no" thing.
Ohh Man..Latinos in Miami call the fruits truck: Viandero.That joke was funny as hell cause the viandero is the equivalent to a bar tender when it comes to giving advice and stuff.
I was raised in Australia by 2 Brazilian parents who migrated here 30 years ago and they have the same way of thinking regarding money and family and life.
I think it's interesting how the similarities stem across different cultures.
he is so right about mexicans being drunk im dominican and my mom had a mexican friend who lived with us- she got drunk at my 6 year old brothers birthday party and that was such an exact impression of her!! she kept rolling around saying I LOVE YOU no no lis- listen to me i love you no no! don't leave or lii fucking kill you i love you and we got her to her bed and stood there till she fell asleap scared my little brother that fucker she don't live with us no more left the country or some shit
one time I was driving and there was yellow pole that was short and I didn't see it. some white guy came out of no where that tried to stop my car.... Shoulda ran his ass over and said "Hey I know someone who can fix that eh"
im not Mexican butt i Lovee Mexicanss.!!! Yeshh i do.
haha 8:00 my Boo didd dahtt one timee we were all Fadedd && i was likee 'Wuuhh Thaa Fuhkk qet yhuur ass off duhh floor' he was Likee 'Babee i Lovee Yuhh justt donee leave mehh Babee if i qet up will yuhh stay with mehh.?' LMFAO .. Still makes meh crackk up.
If you think this is fucking hilarious then you are a paisa(born in mexico and living in the U.S ILLEGALLY) and you know this is true, if you think this is funny but not all true and your parents are mexican, you are a pocho (white on the inside, brown on the outside) and if you think this is not true and not funny, you are a full blown chicano with chicano parents.. ooh yeah...fuck the border immigration chicanos, non-spanish talking chicanos, and the chicanos that rat out illegal immigrants.
@armanhoe um no people who think this is fucking hilarious has a good sense of humor...no matter what ethnicity they are. and if you really understood what he was talking about, you would know that what he is saying applies to almost EVERYONE...not just hispanics!
I KNOW HUH?
Ikillusomuchloser 1 day ago
I FUCKING LOVE YOU
MrWallGang 3 days ago
" and he hit the pole and right away (PALO)" LMAO
flyguy417 6 days ago
shoooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
713BIgC713 1 week ago
is it me or does he look like charlie sheen?
Anerdi1 1 week ago
i want some elote now lol
mexicanpothead4life 1 week ago
I feel bad for the guy who has to move the spotlight xD
skullcutie99 2 weeks ago
the dude who sold the corn! :)
PRINCELouisTHE3rd 2 weeks ago
That poor microphone.
Zweetypie12 3 weeks ago
Yeah it's true I have a limon tree in my yard, I planted myself, and crossbred it, now i have , a limon, lima, toronja , and orange tree in one.
homegirlg2g 1 month ago
ahah o man my its true I dont say *I love you* I say *I'm here aren't I?*
uwillsee 1 month ago
love the trucka part so true. dont for get the dude with cart who sells ice cream
hurleyOC 1 month ago
haha the pole joke reminds me of something that happened to me. I'm white, but I had a latino boyfriend. My sister was driving and it was me, his mom, him, and his sister. And my sister drove over the curb and you heard this grinding terrible death noise and she kept driving like nothing happened and his mom and sister are going nuts "Is it safe in here!?" lmao! White people can be just as bad....xD
AmyBoop88 1 month ago
Aye watchs wats gonna happen haha so true
cookiemonster1266 1 month ago
im white but i would just stand there and watch him hit the pole and die laughing wit friends! xD
TheGermanMedic 1 month ago 2
you know your mexican if you have 8 people in one car to go to the rio
401359 1 month ago
lololol lemon tree part reminds me of me and my cousins trying to get cherries from the tree in my yard, my cousins tried to pick them but some were too high so they tried to get the rake and get them but i just climbed up and threw hand fulls of them down lololol
NymphadoraBeeWolf 1 month ago
19 are not latino
luiggimejia1 2 months ago
@luiggimejia1
Stop trying to get the top comment.
Jermz1997 2 months ago
Hispanic Pride Bitches!! :p
MusicLoverForLife001 2 months ago
Dude i have lemon trees in my backyard right now!
FMAxEdwin 2 months ago
Holy shit! I'm Mexican!
MysteriousBlue101 2 months ago
i love being Latino!!!!!!!!!!!
HIGHHIPHOPdotCOM 2 months ago
my grandma had a pecan tree and a chinese plum tree lol :D fuck yeaaaa
gbellavable 3 months ago
he's so fucking funny lol <3
nancyangellove 3 months ago
omg i have a lemon tree and orange tree and avocado tree....yea we straight up mexican, bato
XxYVonVanityxX 3 months ago
ELOTE!!!!!
redd63boxhead 3 months ago 4
We love living in poverty
redd63boxhead 3 months ago
in Ecuador instead of a lemon tree it was a mango tree but we would throw stuff to get the mangos and use brooms ;)
julie2447 3 months ago
@julie2447 aha i visited my family in mexico and they had mango trees EVERYWHERE! you couldn't miss it. there was like only one lemon tree haha
gunsnroses1ful 3 months ago
i fucking love you !!!!!!!
hellokitty126534 3 months ago in playlist More videos from levinson00
dude my friend is latino he lives in the projects...he has lemon tree >.<
66jesko 4 months ago
i absolutely love it when he imitates white people!
DiceEsque 4 months ago 31
LoL I cant stop laughing at "are your rear sensors not working??" LoL!!
chrrycke04 4 months ago 2
Growing up in poverty is just the BEST''...You don't have to be latino to UNDERSTAND THIS..
Madimaadi 4 months ago
I honestly think that George Lopez is better and funnier then Gabriel Iglesias because everything George says WE BASICALLY LIVED IT and everything he says is funny, because it's true.. Gabriel Iglesias is Funny. but it ONLY happened to HIM, but for george we can ALL EXPERIENCE this in our life!! im a CHILEANA soo i bascailly lived thru this lol
ValeriaAguilera1 4 months ago 66
@ValeriaAguilera1 Gilbert also has like 20 years less experience than George and is MORE funny depending on the person, he'll be a better over all comedian when he's George's age.
ItzNotTrue 4 months ago
@ValeriaAguilera1 Gabriel, sorry lol. Point still stands.
ItzNotTrue 4 months ago
@ItzNotTrue Yea he's really funny on his impressions lol, but George is better for me, because EVERYTHING he lived thru I BASICALLY did aswell lol, If you hispanic you'll understand why haha
ValeriaAguilera1 4 months ago
@ItzNotTrue Yea he's funny too...But for me Lopez is the best because he knows what happens in "latino" life, and he gives reasons why it happens.. lol
ValeriaAguilera1 1 month ago
@ValeriaAguilera1 i agree i love them both but george more
sanboy4321 1 month ago
@sanboy4321 I love george more, because everything he says i can relate to more..
ValeriaAguilera1 1 month ago
@ValeriaAguilera1 i think they're both funny, but lopez can be a bastard sometimes
AmyBoop88 1 month ago
@AmyBoop88 Yea but thats how he is, I'm not sure if you Hispanic or something, but i can be too, because i live with fam that can be also bastards..but not me.. lol
ValeriaAguilera1 1 month ago
@ValeriaAguilera1 That does not objectively make him funnier, it makes him funnier to you. I like both of them.
TheLionslave 13 hours ago
babe, i love you. hahaha ive done that more than once
sonorabronco24 4 months ago
Hell, my mom didn't like it when I would hang out with my friend to play Nintendo at his house. She'd come to get me with a stick or a piece of electrical extension cord in hand! It's all good though!
cyclonus00210 5 months ago
Latino and proud! :D
superstarcity98 5 months ago
lol true my brother used to sit at my moms feet in the passenger seat n me n my sister would sit in the the back wit my aunt
Nintendork0224 5 months ago
I wish elotes were 75 cents :/
xXGARU95Xx 5 months ago
thumbs up if you saw gabriel iglesias say 'I know huh?' In one of his videos!
TheADtunes 5 months ago 2
BURLEY AND I KNOW HUH
Ladymanico 5 months ago in playlist why
Funny as hell
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sabes que the story he said was some true shit
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2mmbroz 5 months ago
jajaja....i remember my mom and dad where like mira ya chingaron su caro por pegar al palo.....jajaja.....
CiudadVictoria99 6 months ago
17 ppl... in a 76' montecarlo... try 17 in a TICO! hahaha!!!
evelinmmendoza 6 months ago
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yah me nether
thekoopakids 6 months ago 5
Ahaha Thiss Remindss Me Of My Dadd; Wen Hez Drunkk Is Thee Onlyy Timee I Everr See Himm Cryy; xD
Vickyy4life 6 months ago
Thumbs up if you have a nopal or a Lemon tree in your backyard!! cus i know i do! :D hahaha
popodiego 6 months ago
@OhSixteenCandles its I KNOW HUH !!!!
EvanWink 6 months ago
@alphajosh19 she used 2, she stoped cuz she got a white boyfriend now, -_-
havinfun101LOL 6 months ago
his eyes r wide but soo funny
powergirl7771 6 months ago
1:50 Sooooo True Hahaha
luis9876100 6 months ago
He says latinos r different from every1 else...NT FROM BLACKS....
tonizantiages101 6 months ago
This shit is comedy lol
jrodayala 6 months ago
ehh! way for me, way for mee.
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19koam98 6 months ago
Anooooooo 'huh A no huhhh.
OhSixteenCandles 6 months ago
ELOTTEE! LMAOO
chandaa95 7 months ago
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TheMultiGunMan 7 months ago
I have a whole lotta relatives with lemon trees. And yes we mexicans do throw random objects to get friut down. I grew up in a heavily Mexicanized neighborhood.
At the end of each week somehow someway always ended with a barbecue at a relatives (or random friend's) house. You show up halfway through to drop something off and get harrassed into staying to eat.
PrinJess30 7 months ago 6
Anyone who says "Justin Beibers dick is as big as the dislkie bar", you are STUPID! The dislike bar is way too big!
sandralobato1209 7 months ago 4
Yes! 550,666th!
YagamiSaint 7 months ago
Disposable Camera! <333
Thomaz848 7 months ago
OMG GOD DAM LADY LUAGHING STFU
leondxken 7 months ago
haha fukin funny i have a lemon tree :P
snareization 7 months ago
how many parts are derrr!!!!! :S
ilobyew 7 months ago
Haha I like how the camera in the parking lot is disposable!! Hahaha!!
chrrycke04 7 months ago
por todos los latinos
minnyd88 7 months ago
"OHYMYGAWWDDDD" x]
SugarAndSpiceOhYea 7 months ago
my g ma used to beat me worse. i broke my collar bone at 14 because of her, then after i healed i beat the shit oudda her.
MrJadencameron 7 months ago
Funnyest person ever
MrDVC95 7 months ago
THIS MAN SPEAKS THE TRUTH I.....HAVE WITNESSED IT LOL
dinobublz 7 months ago
19 people suck ballz :P
animefreak1438 7 months ago
THIS SHIT IS 100% TRUE
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lewisgunner1 7 months ago
and the drunk 2 year old thing is true...cuz that kid was me. i got drunk on the 4th of july in like 1997 because my mom was talking and wasn't watching her wine cooler. XD i stripped my diaper and passed out when i slammed into the brick wall LMAO. i was fine though. just a little giggly. :) haha
lavigne1395 7 months ago
my lemon tree is at my great grandmas house. shes 87 but instead of lemons its grape fruit. i dont think she knew the difference. XD
lavigne1395 7 months ago
MEXICANS CUBANS DOMINICAN STAND THE FUCK UP
Sexyhamburger1 7 months ago 2
OMG EVERYTHING HES SAYING IS SOO TRUE!!!! IM SO GLAD TO BE LATINO!!! <3
sasunarulover521 7 months ago 140
@sasunarulover521 HELL YEA BROTHER
lewisgunner1 7 months ago
@sasunarulover521 viva la rasa
777warior 6 months ago
@sasunarulover521 LATINO PRIDE!!!!
oldscoolallday 5 months ago
@sasunarulover521
Wooooo!
Jermz1997 4 months ago
@sasunarulover521 hell yea! !!
XxYVonVanityxX 3 months ago
@sasunarulover521 im white, and yet a whole lot of this stuff applies to me too! its still freakin hilarious, though! Especially the whole "everything was no" thing.
Astrithor 3 months ago in playlist G'Lo
Ohh Man..Latinos in Miami call the fruits truck: Viandero.That joke was funny as hell cause the viandero is the equivalent to a bar tender when it comes to giving advice and stuff.
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pikulina18 7 months ago
LoL I ALWAYS put too much lemon in my menudo
LifeismyCheering 8 months ago 4
nobody can load up a car like a mexican family.! jajaja xD is funny cause its true ;DD
Sykotikozkana2010 8 months ago 2
the lemon tree haha i like lemon in my munudo too
hurleyOC 8 months ago 2
What makes me laugh is that almost all of the mexican stereotypes about Mexicans are for real!
orchestragleek 8 months ago in playlist Comedy 2
I was raised in Australia by 2 Brazilian parents who migrated here 30 years ago and they have the same way of thinking regarding money and family and life.
I think it's interesting how the similarities stem across different cultures.
S2naturally 8 months ago
I KNOW HUH
Ladymanico 8 months ago in playlist why
jajajaj! Ay he makes me laugh XD
runogirl19 8 months ago
it sounds just like if i told him my story and now he is making fun of it.
HuntingtonBeachable 8 months ago
He is one of the funniest comedians around!
sharsal55 8 months ago
gotta luv latinos
reyroc75 8 months ago
I know ha, actually works in canada. I know Eh!
MrTwinlord 8 months ago
I KNOW HUH!?
mike20956 8 months ago
i know huh
jesenia2141 8 months ago
xD had a tree that grew lemons, but i take from my neighbors all the time xD
my little sisters first communion party every1 was drunk I love being Mexican :)
TokiShred 8 months ago
8:05 yes yes yes yes yes!!
steelyfanz675 9 months ago
I KNOW HUH
Ladymanico 9 months ago
-cries...i fucking love u- hahahahaha
brianKRAZY1 9 months ago
wouldn't want to touch HIS microphone; looked like he practically ate it! LOL
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MrOnlyTed 10 months ago
he is so right about mexicans being drunk im dominican and my mom had a mexican friend who lived with us- she got drunk at my 6 year old brothers birthday party and that was such an exact impression of her!! she kept rolling around saying I LOVE YOU no no lis- listen to me i love you no no! don't leave or lii fucking kill you i love you and we got her to her bed and stood there till she fell asleap scared my little brother that fucker she don't live with us no more left the country or some shit
megen1996 10 months ago 2
ILOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!
hugogio 10 months ago 3
one time I was driving and there was yellow pole that was short and I didn't see it. some white guy came out of no where that tried to stop my car.... Shoulda ran his ass over and said "Hey I know someone who can fix that eh"
WolfsInferno12 10 months ago
a kids' party with kegs wow....thats AWESOME
1997el 10 months ago
that bit about the lexus car hitting the pole is fucking spot on, that's so fucken true
mcnalga 10 months ago 3
Hope they cleaned the mic when he was done. xD He was showing down on that "corn".
sailorspacey 10 months ago
ELOTE!!!
MegaUnknown43 10 months ago 3
im not Mexican butt i Lovee Mexicanss.!!! Yeshh i do.
haha 8:00 my Boo didd dahtt one timee we were all Fadedd && i was likee 'Wuuhh Thaa Fuhkk qet yhuur ass off duhh floor' he was Likee 'Babee i Lovee Yuhh justt donee leave mehh Babee if i qet up will yuhh stay with mehh.?' LMFAO .. Still makes meh crackk up.
420ALLDAYBiTxHH 10 months ago 2
"and im not crying.. im fustrated". LOL LMAO XD
ilovealysa1 10 months ago
i recentyl bought a house with a lemon tree lol
jellystuff 10 months ago
corn huy doesnt need a horn ELOTES ELOTES xD
where i live there is a guy who does that
ai un elotero por donde yo vivo igualito xD
L3attlerif 10 months ago
AY I DIDN'T SAY ITS BAD PUTOS RELAX!!! OMG MADE ME LAUGH!!!:) :p
rko619123 10 months ago
my.aunt.has.a.lemon.tree.or.4.of.them.should.i.say.n.a.shitload.of.cotton.trees
323pikachu 11 months ago
we're not going to a funeral, cabron! XD
RalphCQ 11 months ago
i moved to australia and every house my parents, hermana, hermano, and tia y tio have moved into have all had lemon trees haha
onlyaddictedbaby 11 months ago
last night you were all fucked up. i know huh
bri343 11 months ago 5
we hev a corn guy be our skool, man luv it!
321Ingram 11 months ago
Thumbs up if him describing the corn made you have a memory orgasm like i did :F
twilightrellik 11 months ago
hey i now somebody that can fix it eh!
NObody can fix a car lie a mexican, eh
972animan 11 months ago 3
Ok..somebody enlighten me. I am Mexican I dont get the "lemon tree" joke.
"Ey..wash wats gonna happen....." lol
SouthTexasGal830 11 months ago
@SouthTexasGal830 its a sterotipical joke... he says that because mexicans always have a fruit tree. and they pick fruit 4 a living
SuperUltimate111 11 months ago
"and dont leave., kuz ill kill u lmao!
mexican1167 11 months ago
man, people in my country do the same thing about the REVERSE CAR thing!!! lol
pieries 11 months ago
more kegs than kids lmao
launcher242 11 months ago
that s not just mexican, they do that where i am from, too. the car accident and the car loading,.....
Gogoleila 11 months ago
haha the first house my parents bought had a lemon tree :D
k01414 11 months ago
i laugh cause i remember doin some of that stuff...
lizzyrockz24 11 months ago
hahaha at minute 6:20 le mientan la madre by whistle jaja
15cepillin 11 months ago
George says all the true about mexicans that shit is all true I'm Mexican
Hugorulz10 11 months ago
@Hugorulz10 I'm Guatemalan and it all applies to us as well.
Luis11717 11 months ago
corn guys are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
soniclvr123 1 year ago
O my gosh funiest man in the universe!
JustinBieberFan6791 1 year ago 2
thumbs up for the MEXICANS
7004ale 1 year ago 337
@7004ale And LATINOS Foo!
sxcjoe15 8 months ago
@sxcjoe15 Yeahh LATINOS TOO
7004ale 8 months ago
@peeperiqo wat does that mean
HeeHeeHee01 1 year ago
that mic has gone through so much abuse
Gamerguides4you 1 year ago 2
@Gamerguides4you i know huh?!
jacobradly 1 year ago
sabes que! and im not crying im frustrated.
512atxchick 1 year ago 2
do you love me?
ay im here aint i?, wher'm i going?
all my jewels r at ur moms house
512atxchick 1 year ago 2
@512atxchick tools not jewels
420xxreaperxx 1 year ago
ta loco rear sensors!!!
512atxchick 1 year ago
I live in Carson CA and I've never seen a corn guy. I live in Mexico City and they're everywhere.
neerrg 1 year ago
Do you like the house?
No kuz it doesn't have a lemon tree.
XxL0stAngelxX 1 year ago
Im not crying, Im frustrated! And dont leave cuz Ill kill you.
Sketchy0640 1 year ago
is it me or can u guys also hear that lady laughing in the background
HotWater92 1 year ago
"hey watch is gonna happen" lmfao
cyrax212 1 year ago
@cyrax212 "hey watch WHAT is gonna happen" lmfao.
SnlpErlsNaStY 1 year ago
i know, huh?!
ThunderX19 1 year ago 5
i fucking love you todo pedo and dont leave i´ll kill you lmaf
luispp08 1 year ago
It's so funny how relatable this is to me and I'm Iranian.
IranianArousak 1 year ago
@IranianArousak Well a LOT of us are raised this way
oxe161 1 year ago
If you think this is fucking hilarious then you are a paisa(born in mexico and living in the U.S ILLEGALLY) and you know this is true, if you think this is funny but not all true and your parents are mexican, you are a pocho (white on the inside, brown on the outside) and if you think this is not true and not funny, you are a full blown chicano with chicano parents.. ooh yeah...fuck the border immigration chicanos, non-spanish talking chicanos, and the chicanos that rat out illegal immigrants.
armanhoe 1 year ago
@armanhoe um no people who think this is fucking hilarious has a good sense of humor...no matter what ethnicity they are. and if you really understood what he was talking about, you would know that what he is saying applies to almost EVERYONE...not just hispanics!
lovelygreen08 1 year ago
@lovelygreen08 i dont think rich people who grow up in certain areas would understand
0100110101001011 1 year ago 3