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  • You're a fcking racist bitch

  • What the fuck. I thought this was a parody at first, but this piece of shit if for real? You embarrassment to America. Who the fuck wants to hear some ignorant dumbshit who can't even pronounce the word Haitian rant like he knows about anything other than his pointless spoiled life?

  • I came here through Something Awful....The British have a word for guys like this: Wanker.

    Keep on living the basemwnt dwellers dream, Phillyfireboy.

  • shut up you just live in your room playing world of warcraft and wanking over some fat girl you saw down the street dickhead.

  • Only reason why I liked this video is because I thought it was a comedy? I realized a few minutes later it's not, that this dude is serious!

  • Retsupurae made this video better, no offense.

  • The funny thing is that he's mexican ^^

  • Go get some help? kthxbai

  • fuck you ass hole

  • Wait, so, you said you don't give a crap about what someone thinks of your opinion... but then you went and responded to a lot of these comments calling you out of stuff... Sooo.... clearly sir, you do care!

  • Introducing the "haiti earthquake and obamas wifes rant" drinking game! Take a swig whenever...

    - "Haitian" is mispronounced

    - The word "fuck" is said

    - Anything along the lines of "AMERICA'S SO AWESOME WHOOOO" is said

    - He goes "Muh-KNEEE"

    - Any bad grammar ("How dare her"...more like "How dare she")

    - He implies how much of a lazy numbnut he is ("You should help people before I do!")

    - The middle finger is flipped

    ...then again, just drink the whole bottle for this guy's idiocy..

  • Ur an egg!

  • Yeah, fuck Obama for not giving...

    You know...any more than $15,000... and numerous fundraising efforts totaling in the hundreds of thousands...But no more than hundreds of thousands of dollars!!!

    If anyone is reading this outside of the United States, please reassure me you don't honestly believe we are all like this.

    Good thing about how seriously we take free speech is that while he can say this, the rest of us can ridicule this asshole in the streets.

    We all have national embarrassments.

  • One time I was walking down the street and I saw a black guy speaking French. So I yelled NO YOU HOATION I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MONEYZ YOU ARE A BAD.

  • OH SHIT FRED DURST JR. DOESN'T GIVE FUCK

  • ok haiti had nothink and it justs got blown up

  • Did you shave half of your mustache on purpose?

  • You're a victim of Katrina? Who is that, your stripper mom? And money...lol I'm sure you have tons, your house looks like it's in Chesnut Hill.

    America does have problems, especially with public education, as we can all tell by your video.

  • Some main problems I have:

    1)America SAID they were going to help, and Haitians (not "Hoatians" you fucking retard) are waiting on them. That's what they meant. Maybe if you had turned on the news channel other than that one time, you would've realized that.

    2)Dude, America has some problems, but have you even SEEN Haiti post-earthquake? They have NOTHING. And that's a "little problem"?! Literally, NOTHING.

    To anyone non-American who watched this, I'm sorry, this kid is an embarrassment to us.

  • @Phillyfireboy they aren't "demanding". we TOLD them that we were going to help already. they are just wondering when and hoping that it's soon because they need it really badly. And besides, we SHOULD be helping them. take a look at america. now look at haiti. any dolt with half a brain can see which is a charity case and which should be ponying up some cash. And don't call me an un-american because I am an american. And they aren't YOUR people. You're part of the people.

  • @Phillyfireboy Ohhhhh you've seen the NEWS, that's enough for an educated opinion on Haiti. What MORON thinks the news is a great resource for opinion? You get one perspective and that's it, and because the news channels are privately owned, each have their own agenda that paints yours.

    The biggest embarrassment to American is ignorant. Something you've demonstrated in spades. Do you think Obama is there to fuck-up the nation? He's wanted to radically reform politics because they DON'T WORK.

  • @LessthanJake14 i love how it takes you like 9 months to get to my vid. and hine site is 20-20. so realy a vid made in the heat of the moment may not have all the info that a person may have 3, 6, or even 9 months later your more of a moron for takin this long to call me out on this vid now then i am for any ignorance i may have had on Haiti at that moment. and if all the news channels make the same comments no matter there agenda its the news.

  • @Phillyfireboy However, he is obstructed by politicians who don't have faith in the reforms (fair game to them) but you can't instantly jump to the conclusion that Obama sucks because the Senate is scared, as you have done.

    Of course, you would know all about this after watching THE NEWS.

  • @LessthanJake14 and how do you kno whats goin on in the world if you dont watch the news? cnn, fox, abc, nbc, no matter there agenda there job is to tell you whats goin on in the world so unless ur there u need them to kno. duh!! and where is this reform? all i heard about was hope and change i have no hope and nothin has changed its the same old shit just new suits. and im only pissed at obama bc of y he got elected. and every one acts like hes the right man for the job.

  • @Phillyfireboy A) Look at the news, internet and various other sources. B) Digest what they're saying, find implicit messages in what they're saying. C) Look at the issue more objectively, picking out sensationalist claims. D) READ ABOUT THE TOPIC, don't just absorb it like a moronic sponge.

    Try reading the book in which his manifesto is based on, detailing on what should change in the American governmental system. Progress is SLOOOW in America, and only now is it hard to radically change.

  • @LJGmonster I love how he compares Katrina to Haiti.

    KATRINA IS DONE. Slow recovery, but people are in houses.

    Haiti has no national reform policy, the state has holed itself up and people are left to co-operate amongst themselves.

  • As a young Hewish male, I take a lot of offence from this video.

  • @GiantSandles im sorry for my offense. my message is misunderstood due to the content it holds. i have nothing against haiti. im out raged at how tax money is spent without the ok of the ppl. haiti is not part of the usa and as such has no right to that tax money. id b more them willing to donate money, but tax money is ment for the ppl. if haiti was apart of the usa id have no problem. but sadly there not so my problem and my out rage stands. i hope you can understand were i come from.

  • Yes, how fucking dare someone ask us to help other people!

    Who cares what some hatian said? You're whining about semantics; if I tell you you should shut the fuck up, it's the same as saying I hope you shut the fuck up. And stop bitching about Katrina; that was years ago.

    @TheRealTrixRabbit has a great point with the France thing; we fucked them over after they gave us shitloads of help.

    Humans are humans. No matter their nationality.

  • @Spacialvekter it not about askin for help its about what help is given and how its asked. if i tell to give $5 ur goin 2 say fuck off, but if i say can i please have $5 for food ur more likely 2 help. my out rage is over ppl demanding us to help and us tax money bein spent. im more upset over the tax money then anything else. and im sure over the years plus world war 2 we have made up for what we did to France in the past. in fact we built many defenses in France during world war 2 to help them

  • People donated to the Katrina fund.

    Other countries.

    You're a fucking idiot.

    Besides, America is a shithole.

    But you're just too hardcore to care about death and disaster.

  • @Phillyfireboy AW MAN, YOU SURE ARE HARDCORE, DUDE, SEEING DEATH, WHAT A COMPETITION!

    Nobody gives a fuck, your opinion is retarded and unethical.

    And you feel sorry for people who have spent their whole life in fear, but ONLY INSIDE YOUR SHITHOLE COUNTRY.

    You're a fuckwit.

  • @Hybrid933 Come on, don't sink to this assholes level.

  • I do agree with everything you said, sometimes it takes excessive swearing to get your point across.

  • And that's exactly right...you have the right not to pay anything, but it's not your tax dollars and noone's forcing you. You just look like a total moron because you're acting as if someone IS forcing you to. Change the channel go buy more booze with your hard earned money.

  • @RoseWhiteRoseRed what the fuck are u talkin about if us troops are sent over there then that means my tax money is bein spent and the money that is bein spent to rebuild is partly comin from my taxs. so i have every right to be pissed this isnt about be forced to do anythin this is about not havin a choice in the matter id be more then willin to help if i had a choice thats why im pissed only taxs payer have a right to tax money. the ppl of haiti need help and thats fine but

  • @Phillyfireboy they have no right to my tax money if they need help then ill help but the fact that there not apart of the usa is the part that bothers me when they get tax money spent on them and i wasnt to happy when bush went into iraq but i understood what he was doin there was a point there

  • @Phynhas im sorry for any loss to your family my message was not ment as an act of hate to haiti but as a upset of whats right and wrong. im sorry you dont see where im comin from

  • @qmorris2 i have but not many ppl want to help me spread my word

  • @MDoggDX316 realy like who ive never heard of this. please enlighten me

  • @DixiKid23 sorry i care more about ppl in my country then some thread world country thats done nothing for me. and mayb you should ask me what news show i was watching were the there was a guy from haiti who demand we do somethin. and dont act like you kno me bc u dont. im jewish and my wife is black so theres not many ppl i can racist to u dumb fuck nut. and seriously u cared enough to make a comment

  • Ufuckingbeliveable.

    By the way I'm Canadian, and even I know her name is Michelle.

  • @audoue i dont give a fuck what her name is

  • rebels. REBELS!! Up the revolution!!

    There's fags in every country, us in Britain have the BNP! YEAH!

    P.S. He really needs to wipe his nose, seriously. And he looks like a hill-billy in his profile pic.

  • @AndrewMarshall90 its called a bull ring smart one

  • God forbid you'd have to take money away from your McDonalds paycheck saving for your next ICP concert.

    /This guy is why America is in the shitty position we are in.

  • @TheRealTrixRabbit one i dont work for mcdonalds and two icp sux ass. and its ppl like u who want to split america up when we need 2 uniteand work 2gether

  • Dude, I don't disagree with everything you said. It irks me a bit too when the only time celbs give a shit is when really bad stuff happens, Tsunami 6 years ago, the Haitian earthquake etc. Plus the fact (idk if you mentioned this or not) the Federal Gov. is transporting people here from Haiti to be treated in Floridian hospitals, FOR FREE, and overloading them pisses me the fuck off.

    However, the "support American's first argument is old and cliche."

  • Our economic system works in that there is ALWAYS going to be rich people, middle class, and poor - you can't ever escape it. You can, however, change your level with work etc. Throwing money at people isn't going to solve their unemployment.

    If anything, the US almost OWES Haiti help. You know a main reason that country is so shitty is because of political and economic breakdowns as a result of the US driving/funding coupes to over throw the leaders at the time with "western ones"?

  • then the leaders turned on the US and began to oppress them? The CIA has done that shit so many times, and it's always a fucking disaster later on. While the Haitians (as you said) need to help themselves and rebuild, you can't rebuild if you have nothing to go from.

    Remember, America wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for the help/aid of a foreign nation - France - who came to our rescue in the Revolutionary War - look it up - we would have been fucked with out them.

  • @TheRealTrixRabbit i kno but we paid that money back are u tellin me that u realy think that haiti is goin to pay us back lol yea that will b the day. now i may b wrong but the buildin in haiti werent they all build by us anyway. dude how can we help others when we cant even help are self how many homeless ppl live in the usa and how many ppl have aids in the usa how many ppl still dont have a house after katrina. fix ur own house first b4 u help the neighbor's

  • i like how you talk about people taking your tax money when judging by the state of you, you look like youre on benefits

  • @joewhittles no bc im white i cant get benefits

  • He couldn't even bother to look up Mrs. Obama's first name (which is common knowledge), so what do you think it says about the rest of his arguement?

  • @mlane120 i kno her name i just dont give to shits about her i think higher of gum i find on the bottom of boots then i do of her. and i think even less of ppl like u

  • You sure know how to appear likable to the audiance, the way you flip us off and tell us to fuck ourselfs for not agreeing with your opinion, and the way you randomly tell us to die at the end. And it's evident that you're the nicest guy in the world because you made this hateful "video" about how you don't give two flying fucks about people suffering just because they're not american. I've met jackasses that were nicer than you. If you want to be taken seriously, then grow up you little shit.

  • @SuperRex104 i had no problem helpin the ppl in haiti till obama spent my tax money on them thats when i got pissed i even planed on sending money to help them but as soon as my tax money was spent on them they went from friend to foe. they have no right to my tax money.

  • AMURRIKAH!

  • You are a gigantic Fuckhead. Get back offline.

  • hurrrrrrrrrr

  • I hope some some ironic twist of fate robs this clown of his middle fingers. I honestly think he would be utterly at a loss what to do without them.

  • Why isn't this guy in charge?

  • Hope an inexplicably precise earthquake wipes out just his house

  • you say fuck an awful lot. you should time travel back to middle school where it was edgy to say fuck.

  • congratulations

    this video is now made fun of on somethingawful

  • Fag.

  • This guy is a worthless waste of oxygen.

  • CLEAN YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ROOM.

  • nice camera bro, you look like a FMV game from 1994

  • gently caress I haven't laughed that hard all day.

  • fucking lol

  • I'm the nicest person in the world. Fuck you!

  • You take forever to say nothing

  • Feed the troll!

  • if his webcam ward feature made him feel like an EPIC TROLL ;) who's been pulling the strings all this time, he deserves all this mockery just as much

  • You, are a moron of epic porportions

  • Pick your battles...don't donate...get the fuck over it and sober the fuck up.

  • @RoseWhiteRoseRed not the point i should have the right to donate or to not donate my tax money should not be spent on ppl who wont pay it back

  • lol nationalism

  • thank god for the webcam ward.

  • You seem drunk, my friend. Sober up and do some deep thinking before you record a video next time. Okay?.

  • @sammytag1 well ill admit i could have spent more time thinkin of what 2 say but my feelins r true if u cant pay the bill dont ask for the loan

  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaa my eyes are bleeding from how ill informed you are

  • @pioughd87 well then please go on inform me

  • So did you take a break from Anime Club to make this video?

  • Congrats on being featured on Something Awful - billions of people on the internet, and you are one of the most pathetic!

  • Obama donated tons of money to Haiti, as did plenty of people who are actually informed, mature, contributing members of society, rather than doughy, stoned, clueless morons sitting in their parents' basements.

    I'd also like for you to show me who "demanded" or "tried to take" any aid from you. Are they breaking down your door? The ignorance on display in this video is absolutely stunning.

    So you're heartless, you're stupid, you're willfully ignorant, juvenile, and blindly nationalistic.

  • @autarchicflux they didnt need to break down my door they toook it from my pay check. mayb u should learn a little more b4 u come at me.

  • They didn't use your tax money for Haiti relief funds, you fucking moron. Do you even know what it means to "learn a little?" You seem to pull your supposed "knowledge" directly out of your ass.

  • Yeah, I never once saw my taxes from my paycheck go toward "Hatian Relief Fund". The only thing that was mentioned about it at work was a simple question that WE HAD the CHOICE to whether we donated or not. Dont know where you work at but maybe you should report them to the Feds if you think they FORCED you to make a tax deductible DONATION (deffinition: VOLUNTARY gift, that means you CHOOSE to give, not held at gun point.) PEACE OUT!

  • hello man very nice mustache and nose ring and very cool room and opinions, lets collaborate on something word up

  • You're so eloquent as well as nice. I'm really glad you found time in your busy schedule of working at Wendy's and getting fisted in the ass to make a video. I have a problem with your opinion, you are an idiot with a camera like the majority of people on this site who are so ignorant to the way things are, that you actually think that people will like what you have to say. In actuality so far there are 300 people that think you are a moron, congrats.

  • Hey bro, I dunno if you noticed but you have a booger in your nose during this whole video.

  • Haha, America has more problems than Haiti? Haiti isn't such a bad place to live according to this guy. Maybe he should go live there so he doesn't have to worry about paying those crummy American taxes. Like several people have already mentioned, his grade school education cost more than he will probably ever pay in taxes. This guy is a joke. He takes patriotism to the level of racism. Part of what makes America great is that we've assumed the role of steward and samaritan to the world.

  • 1) Obama has donated tons of money to Haiti relief 2) Exploitation at the hands of America is one of the reasons Haitian (not pronounced Hootian) infrastructure is so bad, so yeah, they deserve our help.

  • I too live in a fucking shit hole apartment and can sympathize with this man.

  • "I'm a nice guy but i hope your skin is ripped off of your fucking body!"

    "I'm a goddamn SAINT but may you breathe in LAVA!"

  • "While I may be a philanthropist at heart, I'd sooner let a Haitian child suffocate under a pile of rocks than lift a finger to remove one pebble." Something awful indeed.

    This guy is the epitome of heartless. How is this guy right in the head to say he is the nicest guy in the world while making a hate filled rant against suffering people desperately pleading for humanitarian relief.

    Eva Braun- "Phillyfireboy, your kindness is exceeded only by your filthiness."

  • Dude, don't make videos when you're this stoned. This could have been 2 minutes shorter if you'd been talking at a normal rate of speed.

  • Actually Haiti is on American soil. Learn to geography, moron.

  • I have known lots of people like you... and the funniest part is that when something bad happens you're the first to ask for aid which is pure hypocrisy. Ah, yes, thank god I'm NOT american, no wonder why the world hates you. And other thing, pin point at least 3 countries in a map and name them, I bet you can't.

  • We're all entitled to our own opinion, but we should be informed when we make it.

  • Haha. I seriously doubt you will ever make enough money to be taxed on it more than you are receiving in benefits. Stop complaining about taxes. They fund the schools that were supposed to teach you how to write if you hadn't screwed that up too.

  • HAHAHAHA

    Well that gave me laugh.

    Dude, you do the best impression of an ignorant fuckwit.

    Keep the LOLs coming.

  • lol fail vid is fail lol 1/5 try harder nerd gg

  • Boy the kkk sure keeps it's room messy.

  • Im American and your why people hate Americans you homo you can burn for all anyone cares

  • ur right i have no empathy i dont give 2 fuckin shit about out sider i care about America and its ppl only. and i dont care if u want 2 help out or not but u have no right takin my tax money and giving it to ppl that have no right to it. i made that money not them they have no right 2 it if they were apart of America and paid there tax id be the frist to say they need help but there not and that means they they can rot for all i care.

  • If you care so much you should learn some proper grammar and spelling. You aren't just speaking to other Americans, you're speaking to the whole world, and quite frankly you sound like a fucking retard. Keep it simple stupid. If you must ramble on like that at least learn how to form a proper sentence. It's 2 not to. This is not a text message to your fucking girlfriend.

    lrn 2 spll n g0 2 nght sh00l to gt propr education so u cn gt a job

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  • @Phillyfireboy from the look of your room you properly don't make enough to care about taxes

  • im not mad at his opinion im mad at how he picked his words. no 1 has the right to tell us what to do. he has the right 2 ask but not demand.

  • I reason you weren't online wasn't because you were busy cleaning your room there...

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