German speaks english

[kaytaychu]

why are you talking like you're a retard? and no, you don't sound british at all, you actually would sound more american if you just talk normally.

[MrDocgruen]

british is not gay...

[VossiLP]

glaubst du das alle negländer bzw. amerikaner so geschwollen reden

[wolfmoon256]

why are you speaking so slowly? you stop in the middle of sentences and speak really slow. if you fix that then you should be alright, but if you don't fix it people with think you are deaf or retarded.

[jaminhostetler]

this isn't real is it???? it makes me want to punch this guy

[PikuNyu]

Stop speaking so slow and you'll be fine.

But it's not like I can say anything. I was in Germany once and I had to speak really slow and choppy because I couldn't pronounce a lot of the words correctly XD

[damaged01]

Your accent is fine, but the way you are speaking makes you sound retarded as fuck. Smooth it out and let the words flow and you will be fine.

[BillKaulitzGal]

Nun, auf die netteste Art und Weise .. Du bist Scheiße.

[MiscBrittany]

relax and say things with more of a monotone

[xierotron]

sound american

[oiGibbo]

brittish peopple do not evan speck like that you dumb fuck ik brittish

[courtneyeiland1]

oh lord...

[dope11122]

alter, sowas kann man sich nicht reinziehen, das macht mich aggresiv !

[ilalaloveyou0]

i thought you were deaf.. LOL

[sassy741321]

god ur hot <3

[BabyRunRun]

Great job trying to enunciate :) I like how dramatic it was, and you're pretty funny :D I love Germans, you make me so proud of my family's ancestry!!

[ashley2424]

@cookies943 agreed!! so true

[codenamevengeance]

BTW, I forgot to mention that you sound like someone surgically cut your tongue off and super-glued it back on. At the same time, you sounded like you had a tiki torch being darted in and out where the sun don't shine.

[codenamevengeance]

Well, you're English is a bit forced. Enough to give you away in a split second. Try saying squirrel though. I believe that Germans find that hard to pronounce.

[TheBcrewkdbj]

hahah id say thats good try an American Southern accent thats kinda hard

[JackFSinging]

In England we dont talk like that mate

[TheBravoFour]

verzögern

[dayannahluggoh]

hahahaha silly

[ppoppoiop]

good job ^^

[cookies943]

this is ridiculously long, awkward, and painful to watch.. hahaha

[Ebonywolve1176]

It is very good to tell the truth, but a little halting. Awkward pauses, I mean. Still, not to bad! Probebly better then my German! Curse you umlaut!

[ManonVarendaz]

Hahaha, this is hilarious! But one really notices that you're not an english native speaker.

[Missmileymuaa1]

Hahahahahaha xD you're great! excellent pronunciation!

[Jakeschannelable]

good speak faster and a little better



[Goerdio]

schon mal was von Satire gehört

[peanut01298]

oh mann...warum stellst du deutschland in ein so schlechtes licht...:-(

[crusnikoo2]

john wayne called he wants his voice back

[Dellvin99]

You sound like the Chinese kid who gets my newspaper. VERY GOOD PAPER BOY or as i say to him Sha Sha or Arigato just in case if he ever says Sha mo?

[Dellvin99]

@Dellvin99i say it like sh-eh

[Fluffy441992]

Um you sound like a bad computer program. Really you need to relax.

[RuraLSnipers]

omg you sound gay.

[KyanasTube]

U look and sound VERY retarded! relax..

[ivonotei]

hes cute but soooooo annoying

[realFlap]

at least he CANspeak english at all, even if tis a satire. wanna see a video of y'all speaking that much german, american fuckerz :D

[SilentChaosAngel]

Um you shouldn't pause so long between each word try speaking more quick and clear.

[seabroify]

why do germans talk like faggots and dress like them

[realFlap]

@seabroify why did ur mom not abort you

[lillyrose111]

you sound a bit of a german man i know iv bin to germany i love it in germany coz all the houses and all the stuff and my new friends are there as well so there u go and you sound posh lol

[Llamaz44]

Try to tone down the "russian" sounding accent and you'll be good! Oh, and practice on talking faster, if you're just learning english its going to be hard to do >:/. I'm american just like the majority of people who watch this video because we love to make fun of other people >.>

[MsRiversidemofo]

you sound like a drunk posh english robot .. sorry :/ :D

[GeneralvonM]

Sehr gut patt

[GeneralvonM]

Sehr gut patt

[NCRocks32]

from the very first line you can tell that your accent is still German because of the way you pronounce the "v" in video. At some parts you sound like wannabe British and then again u try to sound American. Get a life man!

[momjump5]

Ich spreche sowohl Deutsch und Englisch, und Ihr Akzent ist nicht so gut. Entschuldigung. Aber Sie klingen wie ein Homosexuell Version von Dracula. Leider wieder ein. Ich schätze Sie versuchen aber! Good job!

[ThePopesWifeAtYoutub]

geh sterben, kannst du nicht flüssig sprechen?

[maupato]

@ThePopesWifeAtYoutub lern lesen -.-''

[cannoir]

aww !!! Alter Du bist beleidigt. irgendwie süß ha ha ha

[battleax86]

You sound like a retard.

[ridonculously]

give him some credit. when i speak spanish, french or german, i speak with a generic accent. at least he's trying to differentiate between the sounds of different english accents.

[AtzeGT]

Junge in dem Video siehst du so aus als könntest du mein Zwillingsbruder sein xD Hammerhart ! :D :D :D

[hinatax24]

I think you're trying too hard and you have too much emphasis on words.

It's like you have a mental problem...

[frbjoernLA]

Your accent is pretty good! You sound just like Betty Davis!!! Only compared to you, she sounded sort of masculine! Your obviously not really a German at all. Surely your an enemy of Germany trying to mislead viewers and make Germans look bad! Get a life, Gladys!!

[tehUBERn00blet]

@frbjoernLA Your mom says hi. At least I think that's what she said, it's hard to tell when she has a mouthful of my cock.

[frbjoernLA]

@tehUBERn00blet You obviously confused my Mom with your Mom! Though I do feel sorry for yours. She may well have been a Pervert like you, although that may not be necessarily so. It may not be her fault that she gave birth to a Pervert. Maybe she dropped you when you were a baby!!? Or maybe she gave you up for adoption in Infancy and a Pervert like you raised you. Either way, you should tell your Doctor your Meds aren't working any more and he needs to change them! That might help you.

[tehUBERn00blet]

@frbjoernLA No you.

lol

[frbjoernLA]

@tehUBERn00blet Evidently and clearly not me. My accurate assessment of you, you vulgar Pervert, clearly belongs exclusively to you. That would be evident to normal, healthy and intelligent observers, which of course, I realize, would exclude you!! For the sake of your humanity, I hope you don't remain in the Gutter!

[tehUBERn00blet]

@frbjoernLA "My accurate assessment of you, you vulgar Pervert"

See there's the problem. The fullest degree of my perversion is the capacity to tell someone over the internet a silly mom/oral sex joke. The inclination to say something like your mom sucks my penis is not unusual, in fact it is something to be expected of most dudes on the internet.

And we should establish something here.. I'm smarter than you. And trust me, you do not want me to prove it. It's a rather demoralizing experience.

[frbjoernLA]

@tehUBERn00blet Wow! A response from the Sewer!! What next? I realize your inclination to say something degenerate, unnatural and filthy seems natural to you. You've already established the fact that you think your smarter than me. I have no doubt that you think you are smarter than all decent and normal people. As far as establishing things, you have already established the fact that you are morally a sick Sewer wallowing vulgar Pervert, to put it mildly! However, there's hope for even you.

[chrisgadowskivideos]

You sound like a german who has recently moved to America

[nat97tay]

ok, this is pathetic.

[difero123]

Pathetic

[Zewuot]

sexy

[IamAkid1998]

IS DER SCHWUL?!

[MrJee28]

how do you say go suck a cock in german? well say it to yourself!!

[NukeemallYB]

@MrJee28 "Geh 'nen Schwanz lutschen."

[Chandraamukhi]

you like twilight? O.o.. okk

wth is wrong with your hair XDDD?

btw you are embarrassing our country dude just sayin XD

and i love your shoes XD

....and i always thought my accent was horrible lmao

[xSnowWolfsScreamx]

Is He Takin The Piss?

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[10wnu8]

Well, good but over accented so I kinda agree with JonasNBg.

[ItsTheRealHoudini]

Why do everyone that is german is called a nazi? Just shut the fuck up already jews

[AryanPersianProdigy]

You sound like an idiot.

[mvolesky1]

Are you screwing around or are you being serious? I really can't tell.

[JohnDeere6661]

he is a fucking nazi gay?

[blablabize1]

Einfach nur dumm.

[20Fazzy]

verarsche -.- so redet doch kein deutscher englisch ..

[sammelina12]

LOOOOOOOOL your accent xD Not even close to a British accent haha

[XxfuckuallxX]

hauyaayahhh... why do you hate yourself :D ....?

[TrollinSpree]

You're okay :D

[ManioKartWii]

Doesn't sound like a british accent x]

[bisaf11]

lol Nazi x2

[MrSkidooguy1]

was die ficken?

[killacitybaby]

stop embarrassing germans.. >.< i'm german

[MisterRickman]

i think the most here don't get it that this is a satire

[maupato]

@MisterRickman you are so right. You are actually the first who can tell that this is a satire.

[ittybittykittylove]

Your grammer is very good. But you talk way too slow. Good job!

[AryanPersianProdigy]

@ittybittykittylove Grammar

[0800221]

das ist extrem lustig xD

[svlovesyou1]

Gut!

[schizorohypnol]

Perfekt!

[skatingpot]

Actually your accent sounds a bit naff. Your Ts by the way are American.

[BlueEyedDerbyGirl98]

He sounds like Dracula :) lol (I'm not trying to be mean or anything I swear.)

[stinkytofu1994]

Are you gay ?_? let's get together =D(honestly)

[leuqor123]

he sounds like more a southern from the US.

[miamihurricane555]

@leuqor123 r u crazy he sound nothing like a southerner! he just sounds like he's trying (but failing) to have a upper class British accent(yes class makes a difference with accents)

[gaaradesertdreams]

sounds kind of like he's underwater o-o

[Kj23555]

Now we know what kids do after we bully them. HAHA

[HWTechInfo]

Sound like Borat.. XD

[pianoman229]

Hey you sound like a French person with half of his lip paralyzed

[Adamstrunk96]

sounds like kronkXD

[Adamstrunk96]

you suck



[cryptosquid]

You sound like a dying Arnold Schwarzenegger

[gprswap3]

gut :DDDD

[nykolayevich]

Your accent is retarded...

[Jummmi]

Oh guys, don't you get he's just kidding? He's just making fun of all those "How is my accent" videos.

[RicoSuave602]

He's a GERMAN SPEAKING ENGLISH. Americans can't even speak another language. 

[yourmomwasherelol]

hes one of those genetically engineered hitler youths that didn't come out too great.

[savonsavvy]

He sounds like a GAY version of DRACULA!

[maupato]

@Hmmaann ahhh douchebag

[ranondo92]

@maupato Kill Z Juice

[129291912]

@maupato LOL douchebag zusammengeschrieben ist amerikanisch.. vollidiot xD

[Tech14Guy]

@maupato lol nice!

[Baseproductions832]

@Hmmaann not all germans are nazis -.- your just stereotypical

[MrSkidooguy1]

@Hmmaann lol



[darpaz]

@Hmmaann maybe ;)

[missmya3972]

@Hmmaann nope.avi

[thunderboltbird]

Just relax and don't be so uptight

[oobernooberful]

Hahaha

[tonystarification]

are u constipated..stop straining..rotfl

[MewKinohy]

dude you just crack me up!!!

[absolutgermanyfangrl]

You're kinda cute ^^

[MrWallace00]

very gay the way u r talking and its very mecanic.if u no wht i meat?kkkkk

[XMichiruXsanX]

but.... what about pants? what about letting you see humans your pants :P

[XMichiruXsanX]

OMG THOSE EYEBROWS OMG IM DEAD OF LAUGHING!!:P SORRY!! XD BUT IT LOOKS SOOO.... OMG I CANT I NEED A DOCTER!!!

[TheBlent1]

dummmmmm

[Renagade1325]

BRUNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[claudialovesmusic1]

u drunk?

[claudialovesmusic1]

im a boy and i have favourite shoes xD *ROFL*

HELL! WE CAN SEE UR A BOY!

[mrbiscuitstuart]

ummm ur speaking english but u sound like u have a mental disorder

[mgnstanford]

you sound like a deaf person learning to talk.

[Icezland85]

You tie that tie any tighter your head will fall off...

[JamesTavRule]

Fail

[JonasNbg]

Your British accent is horrible. Stop prentending to be British. I'm german and very embarrassed. You sound like you're gay.

[Denes300]

@JonasNbg I dont think he just sounds like, m8.

[10wnu8]

@JonasNbg No he is gay, His shoes are really weird, and the way he is like I LOVE THEM...

[dawnmaster96]

@JonasNbg Im from Austria and I speak fluently english and if you would read the description wou woud've seen the "( I'm speaking like that on purpose! :D)" lol ^^

nett mal nen Artgenossen unter youtube zu finden ist ja schrecklich wenn man nurmehr Engländer & Ameriakaner sieht :P

[TheSoneyah]

he's sooo cute! haha! i think he's an american pretending to be german speakng english. -.-

[PlasticUnicornDancer]

I dont know if you're actually German or not, but regardless of the fact, you're making Americans sound like idiots. We do not sound like we're constantly choking on water.

[aleksa260]

Du redest wie ne verdammte Schwuchtel, und falls dass ein Witz sein sollte bist du kein guter Comedian.

[bohemianking93]

don't worry mann, I don't see too many English speakers getting German right

[philmutzel]

omfg you should not take a pause after every word. it sounds weird :D and btw you should not pretend to have a British accent..

[claudialovesmusic1]

wieee schwuuuul klingt den das, hahahahaha xDDD dir muss schon LW sein xDD

[DerEisdieler]

your accent sounds like a mixture of british, american and retardation. you know, with retardation taking up about 70 - 80% of the mix.

[SolidSnake963]

omfg... "facepalm" sry but its only gay...

[MrsSimLuva]

yeah, its fake guys lol

[joko393]

gay ?

[Danniboi221989]

I am a first generation German, My mother was born In Berlin and as well as my father, I am able to speak English and German Perfectly, also I don not sound Like I've suffered from any stroke LOL, but you are either trying to hard or you are stupid! Please find something else to that doesn't include Boring us with shit like this

[Albertbob8]

Piss off your crap!! Keep bloody practicing and not being so gay and weird! :(

[glitterdolphin1]

you sound like this gay guy i know.

[MrMannyismyname]

its bad

[flip9y]

its stuiped

[iknowhuh00]

no

[miniermaia]

lol you crack me up!!

[SKULLCL0Ne]

Just flow with it dont try to force it

[kaylelowther2k9]

thats soo funny

[kamil343434]

it was alright ;) i like it haha germany is awsome haha

[AdmiralAdonis10]

I think you have certainly not all cups in the cupboard :D

[disneyrox4]

You're accent is cute :P

[belieberxforever1]

Niiiiccee duuddee u say it better than me and i speak english! Lol

[giggle56]

I think the accent is relaxing

[quiksilver4775]

nice

[AxSaGGYxOLDxCLAN]

du bist ein trottel

[jayc342009]

we don't talk like that you prick....

[XxDaHuGgiEBeaRxX]

You're adorable!

You're English is great,but speaking with a German accent is okay~ ^w^

[anatradiplastica]

you remind me of a friend of mine with your accent ^^ It's cute (:

[mrceebees14]

If you came to America speaking like this, they would think you were trying to imitate "Borat."

[mrceebees14]

You remind me of "Spud" from the movie Trainspotting.